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>TL;DR My woman is a criminal, I'm a cop, we really love each other but I'm wondering if this is relationship suicide going forward.

I work for a private policing company. Enforcing the law is my job. My girl is now and pretty much always has been the criminal type. Bunch of misdemeanors in the past, most for violent stuff, likes to pick fights with bitches, and her whole family is either currently or formerly criminal. Thing is tho that she's absolutely *awesome*. By FAR the coolest girl I've ever dated. She's smart, funny, aggressive as hell, she's a professional dancer (the kind you see at concerts, not the strip club kind), her hobbies are art, singing, and MMA, she's getting a degree in business management to take over her family's business, pretty face, unbelievable body, and I could go on. She's basically the coolest woman I've ever met.

BUT a few days ago she went out with one of her sIsters and they beat the FUCK out of this girl for some petty hood type shit I'd never even have though twice about, but she told me that this happened like, "oh you know, it's just what you do," like felony assault as a response to vandalism is just your average shit.

I guess my issue is that I'm starting to realize my girl is pretty street, and she's always going to be street, and I can't make up my mind one way or another to go or stay. I love her, but what happens if she ever takes it too far? High risk high reward and I can't fucking decide. It was either /adv or a fucking coin toss.

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I was laying on the couch watching TV, and the dumb thing leaps up to land on me so I immediately push her off onto the carpet, I didn't realize this was right near the coffee table. The dog landed and is unhurt, but my dad thinks Im a horrible person now. I probably am, but it's I fucking hate dogs, the only then dogs are owners that don't understand I don't fuck with their attention whorish mutts. I don't know if what to feel, say or think atm.

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is everyone insane or am I totally insane?

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My husband worked today I stayed home and cleaned the house spic and span and took care of our 2 kids so we could relax this weekend. Before even snuggling with me or being sweet he goes into the bathroom for a while. I opened the door and he's watching some girls YouTube feed and jerking off.

It just feels worse than him watching porn to me. Our relationship feels shattered, honestly...

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So /r9k/ told me to go here
If there's any chads online right now I would really appreaciate your advice. I recently went on a date with a girl from tinder. Now my mind is full of fuck. Can't be arsed to write a very detailed story, but I'll give you a basic overview
>match with girl on tinder
>manage to set up a date, she wants to play video games and eat pizza
>day of the date comes
>shower, brush teeth, dress better than usual etc.
>get to her place
>turns out she's a total womanchild
>hair badly dyed at home
>NEET
>overweight (not that I really care since I'm overweight too)
>apartment full of "nerd culture" novelty items and video game accessories
>greet her and give her a hug
>spend the night playing video games and watching a movie while talking
>she comes off as an unknowledgeable or even childish, but still a very nice person
>too beta/awkward to make any moves on her, but still have a decent amount of fun
>she walks me to the bus stop (out of her own accord) at 1 am and we talk while waiting for my bus to arrive
>on bus back home come to a realization that I always spend time with people (in my spare time or at work) who are as smart or smarter than me and that I had actually forgotten that people who aren't that smart actually exist
>mfw
I know I sound like an elitist high school fedora tipper from rebbit, but I'm having a hard time coping with this. I've been surrounded by smart people for so long that her low levels of knowledge on things seemed to irritate me to some degree. I feel like an awful person for my elitist beliefs. I like how she looked, but at times I felt like I was hanging out with my 15 year old cousin. Should I even bother trying to set up a second date? Is dating someone just for the sake of dating someone better than being alone? I'm not even sure if I could do better, or if I even have a shot at her. She's a very sweet person, but I can't tell if she actually likes me and if she does would it even be worth it trying to date her.

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tl;dr I don't know if I want to be in a relationship anymore because I feel my gf is inferior to me and I want to fuck other people

>been with my gf for 1 year
>we get along just fine
>she adores me, does all she can to make me happy, etc
>very reliable
>has a decent body
>kind of stupid
>half of the time I think her face is hideous, half of the time I think it's acceptable (she never wears makeup)
>wouldn't want to have kids with her because I don't want ugly kids
>I think her family is a bunch of morons and inferior to my family in every way
>sex with her is good, but her pussy is too tight/my dick is too thick and I can't penetrate her from behind because of that (she says it feels like I'm ripping the opening of her pussy)
>when I look at cute girls on the street I want to fuck every single one of them
>it feels comfy to have someone and not be lonely (she's my only friend), but I still want to fuck everyone

I should also say that I started this relationship because I was your typical /r9k/ user desperate to have a gf and be like other people (she is my first gf), but I don't feel so desperate anymore. From the start I thought she was kind of ugly. She has adored me from the start and wants to marry me in the future and be with me forever.

Any advice? I'm feeling very conflicted about all this. Needless to say I'm not telling her any of this shit, I'm just keeping it to myself and feeling depressed and confused all the time.

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I am more than halfway through my pregnancy and I am still smoking weed.
I tried to stop for a bit during my first couple of months, but I was absolutely miserable. I felt sick all the time, throwing up pretty much everything I ate or drank. I ended up dehydrated and had to go in for fluids. I went back to smoking weed every day and I've been eating, drinking, and feeling much better.
I literally can't go a day without smoking otherwise I'll endlessly puke up spit and stomach acid.

I don't like being THIS dependent on smoking weed.

I'd like to take some breaks from smoking here and there because my tolerance is going way up, and I cough a lot.
I've tried literally everything the doctor told me to help with the nausea and nothing worked.

I don't know if I should call this morning sickness or just stress and anxiety. Either way, I need advice as to how to feel better.

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Hello /adv/

As the title suggests I just got friendzoned, but I'm not sure what to do ( If there even is anything to do )

A bit of backstory:
Basically me and this girl has been talking for about a month now, and we've gone on three dates and she seemed to be pretty into it, wanting hugs etc. During our last date this thursday we went to see some drama movie at the cinema and cuddled through the whole movie, and afterwards I paid for dinner at a fancy restaurant. After the date though she suddenly texted me and said that she wants to take it a bit slower, and me (really liking her) had no problem with this. But when I woke up this morning she had sent me another text, saying that she really likes me "but not in that way" and that she just thinks of us as friends.

Here comes the weird part; she still wants to go on a 4th date next weekend, because she likes my company. But she wants to watch Game of Thrones at my place, since I haven't watched it yet.

So I'm thinking, is this just a test /adv/? And she might still like me?
Or should I get the fuck out?

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I don't know what's wrong with me /adv/..

I'm 5'9 and 125lbs, i'm always worried about what people will think about me, seeing as i'm skinny and all, i always try to wear long sleeves to hide my pencil thick arms.

This has always affected my way with girls, i'm always worried i'm not good enough because of that, gaining weight isn't really possible as i was diagnosed with hypermetabolism.

I always talk to girls, make them laugh, but never get any further than that, my mentality is fucked up.

How can i stop carrying about my weight?
What can i do?

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>when you don't wanna work with the degree you just spent 4 years and $12k if loans getting

Where can I get a gun, cheap?

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So I am not really a gamer at all, but have a 10 year old son and another 6 year old son. They both got straight A's this year so want to reward them with their first real game console.

We are going on several trips this summer, too, so the switch seems perfect.

Is this a good plan? Pros?
cons?

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Is it possible to have a strong social life while staying apart from black culture? I find myself using slang without even realizing it! I like some of the rapper wanna be kids but I dont want to be like them. How do I maintain myself without alienating myself by staying myself.

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I (19/F/virgin) seem unusually preoccupied with recieving oral. I'm on the precipice of finally getting into the dating scene, and I'm worried that what I want isn't what men want/is too demanding.

It's a staple of my fantasies. At the height of them, without even have touched myself, my breathing gets a bit erratic and my hips flex toward my imaginary partner. The upside (for men) is by that point, I'm desperate to have something inside of me, so I don't think I could ever have it alone.

It also seems like the men who are as into it as I am are usually into femdom (100% NOT my thing), and it makes me think it's going to be really hard to find a man I'm sexually compatible with.

Lastly, it gives me a strong, "loving" feeling, like I could melt if he held me afterwards, that I would feel a really deep connection to him, that I never want to be with another man, that I want to make him feel the same, et cetera. I worry that men, or very few of them, will never understand or appreciate it, making it hollow when to me it's profound.

I'd keep myself bare (unless he wanted something else), thoroughly clean myself every day, modify my diet to taste better, and give as much as I receive.

I guess I'm asking:

>1. Is what I want really that uncommon or weird?
>2. Is what I want incongruous with what men want and how (good, healthy) sex normally works?
>3. Do I want too much?
>4. Could my partner ever really understand the way it makes me feel?
>5. How the hell do I talk to the men I date about this when I start dating?

Sorry for the wordiness.

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Lawyer here, I'll point you in the right direction

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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything

GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships, fart guy and the guy who stuffs his pants
Fuck off