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20 bucks for 2 zips aaahahahaha what the fuck are you talking about
You are either from the promised land or you are severely misinformed

>>18717268
I'm a close friend to a drug dealer who just slings so he can smoke for free, so he sells me good shit on the cheap.

>>18717275
You are completely full of shit. You cant even get ounces for that low in legal states let alone $40. You are either lying or just too retarded to know what an ounce is. Even mexican brick weed full of seeds isnt that cheap.

Bitches aint nothin but tricks and hoes.

Get off of 4chan while you still can.

Start saving your money, bitch.

>>18717244
Yep you got herpes.


Get a blood screening

>>18717251
It couldnt be anything else?
I haven't experienced any other symptoms

>>18717271
Unless you recently shaved and have ingrown hair follicles its most likely herpes.
A mild outbreak can appear as pimples.

Just go to a gp and get a blood test, get a full one in case you're carrying other nasties too

>>18717233
Just shit in the shower, push the stool down the plughole with your toes, and wash your asshole and feet after.

Jesus what are you retarded?

Go to the closest store to your house and shit in their restrooms you autist. Better yet, just ask your neighbor for a roll.

>>18717356
But it's the middle of the night, nowhere near my place is open.

>>18717216
>He fucks a girl with mental illness.

You had one Biological job, your only job

Cont.

I've officially just assumed she's fucking some other dude. But then I know she isn't cause she's baking cookies and brownies at home with her parents helping her out and shit. So it's not that. Cause she makes a load of them and sells them at work. So she doesn't have time to cheat. But I still feel like she's hiding something.
Just today she was great all day. I drop her off at the bus stop. And she goes home. I call her because she had my identification for work. And says she can't talk on the phone because she's standing in the bus. I tell her she has headphones she can talk and she just gets upset. She says she'll bring it tomorrow. So after that talk. She usually would message me all day at every second of the day my phone would blow up. Now. Almost nothing. She would send me Snapchat selfies at every other minute. Maybe 6 or 8 now. Like one every hour or so. Or not even that. And like the communication has gone slim to none. And it's driving me insane. So I tell her. And her answer is. Shes recently been depressed. It's not my fault. She knows I'll blame myself and shit. She can't sleep. She wants to sleep more. And that she doesn't feel like doing anything. Just wants to sleep and die. This is coming literally out of no where. At work she's full of energy and talks like alot and is hyper as fuck. I have depression. When I'm depressed. I'm quiet and don't talk to anyone. She says she's depressed but she's hyper and does the opposite. So I'm not sure. I tell her. Then you need go home. Have tea and go to sleep. You don't need to sell brownies or cookies or bake to make moneg. She gets mad. I tell her I already pay for everything she wants it needs anyways and she gets mad says I'm throwing it in her face. Like what the fuck guys. This month has been shit. I'm tired of her ass. But I can't picture my self without being with her. Because of how we connected so well in the beginning and now it's just a sack of shit with glitter on it to make it look nice.

Cont...

tldr: girlfriend acting weird. Sex is shit. Shes being a bitch 75% of the time. What can I do to make it like old times. We've been together 8months. 9 months in about 3 weeks

>>18717209
idk i go to business school and there's so much shit they tell managers but the main thing I always tell managers who ask this stuff is.

when you're an employee other things matter, it's not all about productivty for employees. But that's not really true as managers. as managers your goal is to ADD VALUE to the company. If someone else can add more value to the company than you theyll replace ou. If you had more value then the guy above you, you'll replace him. Just remember that.

>>18717209
Just take a business class

>>18717209
>shift supervisor in the Babies R Us
>do in order to succeed

success is not possible in that shit job.

The only viable path is to use it as a stepping stone to a non shit job.

>>18717168
Get better at filters and taking a picture.

Google MySpace picture techniques.

>>18717176
I'm not talking about getting better at taking pictures. I'm asking how to figure out which situation has me presented most accurately. I want to know what I look like when I'm out in public.

>>18717168
try some hair spray or gel, its probably the wind messing up your hair
could be a shitty quality store mirror too :)

50/50 blame

There was no need for you to go 'oh' in an obvious way, and there was no need for her to flip out about it. Neither of you have any tact or grace.

Next time when a girl youre interested in says she has a bf just ask if she's happy with him. keep the conversation going for a bit and gracefully withdraw if you dont want to be just friends with her.

It wasn't a shitty thing to do. The girl is simply retarded and misinterpreted your approach. That, and since her mind, by default, went to "he just wants sex" is a huge red flag to stay away. This chick, despite how great your mind conjures her up to be, is bad news.

>She tells me "if you were just talking to me to get in my pants, then you shouldn't have even bothered".

Yeah because she would know for a fact that you were solely after sex, huh? She sounds like a moron and I'm sure her boyfriend is tired of her shit.

At least now you know what a chore this woman will be. You dodged a bullet.

>>18717051
>I'm being completely serious, this would make me angry enough to literally kill her, my entire life would be ruined, I would literally take a gun and kill her.

huh, the worst part for you is getting divorced, the worst part for her is death.

get help

>>18717084
/thread

>>18717084
>huh, the worst part for you is getting divorced, the worst part for her is death.

I'm fine with just getting divorced.

I'm not fine with her getting custody of my kids, my house, or draining my bank account with alimony/child-support payments, and using it to fund her new lifestyle fucking other guys.

That is worth than death, which is exactly why I'd be willing to commit murder/suicide, and exactly why so many cases of that have actually happened.

I'd say you and your friend don't be a couple of faggots and leave the landlord's property alone.

>>18717055
I guess we'll group that under being crippled by being a complete pussy. Noted, cuck.

>>18717055
>t. bootlicker that would be fine with getting kicked out of his house

Remember to avoid anything that can get construed as property damage, OP. That will get you into deep shit. Leaving out things that smell terrible is always a good idea, but make sure they leave no lasting damage.

>trying to overcome compulsive thoughts and emotions that are slowly ruining my life like swimming in any empty pool
Bump

>>18717041
If you find out let me know.
I've given up hopes of beating it and learned to live with it.

>>18717041
keep a hair clip in your hand, it will relax your body and make you be your self. i do this in class, and profs find it in weird, but trust me theyd rather see that than me bouncing up and down in my seat

>>18717039
>sex
>boyfriend
Every goddamn time. Nuclear holocaust can't come soon enough.

>>18717039
Go see a doctor.

>>18717152
It's because they can't ask that openly in society.

>>18717028
All the shit about it causing ED issues is a myth.

I also masturbate prone, and I also want to get out of that habit, though. Not because of ED, but because I tend to jack off before bed, and doing it prone leads to me sleeping in the prone position. And I've found that my back doesn't like this very much. Even when I try to sleep on my side or my back, I will eventually roll over in my sleep and be back in the prone position, probably because of the stimulation it gives my genitals (I've never had a "wet dream" and don't masturbate in my sleep, but I think I'm probably used to having a tiny bit of stimulation-- not enough to orgasm-- all throughout the night).

>>18717028
How do you even masturbate in that position? How do you reach your dick? Are you talking about just humping your bed

>>18717286
obviously op is a FtM transgender

>>18717001
Have you asked ou other guys ? Nothing made me get out of the loss of a guarenteed regular pussy then having my soul crushed endlessly but beautiful women.

>>18717001
>Can anyone give me some reasons for this
The mind-virus got to her. Sorry, man.
She probably bought into the narrative that she needs to """find herself""" by fucking a bunch of different dicks. It hurts horribly, I know, but at this point you have little choice but to move on.

If she comes back to you later, remember to reject her. She had her chance, and she threw it away. Her activities have certainly changed her personality, for the worst--the person you loved is already dead.
So I advise you to start mourning, then move on.

>>18717002
I've gone out with about half a dozen women since then and none of them were interested in me. A lot of first dates where they didn't reply to my texts afterwards and a couple who just seemed to forget I existed after awhile.

I'm not really looking for another relationship (too much drama and bullshit games) and I'm sick of introductions. I just want to know why I still care for someone who probably hasn't thought about me in a very long time.

>>18716981
Aircraft Carriers are tools of oppression.
You are a facist

>>18716986
Then a fascist I so shall be. Gladly to be one even, Mister.

>>18716981
>What's the best way I can prepare for this way of life?
Accept the fact that you will be fucked with a bit to see if you can handle pressure, and boredom.
But not too bad. My biggest issue was dealing with other new sailors, some were real shits.
But A school (where you learn your trade) was way better than I thought it would be and the guys on the boat were great.
I got out after 6 years, but I'm really glad I did it. It gave me a skill and I had some good times.