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ask for advice, vent, confess your sins, write letters you will never send. let it out.

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So I'm a girl and me and my boyfriend hang out a lot. He plays league all the time and he never has time for me. I already gave him my virginity, I cook for him, I tell him I love him and I do anything and everything for him yet he never gives me attention and throws me to the side to play league with his friends. I play league too but he just doesn't want to play with me since I'm 'lower level and it'll be too easy xD' and it just really sucks. What do I do to get attention because he swears he loves me but I don't know.

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Undisputed steps to getting in a good relationship/getting non slut pussy:
1. Start working out and losing weight
2. take up a hobby or interest that isn't weird or childish (no anime or video games)
3. get a good haircut (no hair that does/could go past the ears) and shave your entire face
4. Eat good food (no soda, candy, pastries, etc)
5. No alcohol, tobacco, or drugs
6. No: cargo shorts, fedoras, sandals or flipflops. No shirts that have/are: Hawaiian, tapout, metal band, skulls, wolves, insults/jokes
7. Trim your nails
8. Shower everyday
9. Make (non-sexual, non-romantic) conversation with girls ugly enough to make you not feel intimidated by them. As you get better at it, move up to girls on your own level of attractiveness.
10. Don't immediately try to ask a girl out or approach her romantically, that only works for 10/10 chads. Build platonic relationships. Not all women are potential girlfriends/fuck buddies
11. Read up on body language if you constantly sperg out and drive women away from you
12. Don't shower the girl with compliments. Makes her see herself as superior to you, and makes you look desperate
13. Don't insult or "neg" her either. You aren't confident or attractive enough to pull it off. At most, be indifferent, not openly rude or hostile
14. Don't friend zone yourself. Don't immediately text girls back, or always be around to hang out with or talk to. Don't pay for a girl if you are just friends
15. DO NOT FOCUS ON ONE GIRL ONLY. Biggest mistake guys make. There is no "one girl" for you. If you think you are in love with a girl but you've never gone on a date with her, you are obsessing and will resent her when she shows flaws. Have Plan A, B, and C girls.
16. Have one or two female friends, of whatever attractiveness, that you are not thinking of pursuing romantically. Helps make you less desperate or creepy to other girls if you have legit female friends

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I'm 21, 5'5 and skinny. Idc anymore bout her looks as long as her body is straight. Wtf do I do? No success with Tinder and all the dating apps. Ive only had one gf and it was by luck and we did fuck a few times. I guess I must've sucked. Idc bout pleasing, I just want pussy. Its been 2 years and some change. Help me please.

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Hey anons i have a problem, there's a grill that I want to be fuck buddies with but I'm not sure she wants the same thing. Yesterday she got drunk and sent me a bunch of texts and she was giving me mixed signals as to what she wanted. We've been friends for a few years now and I'm not sure if she was joking with what she said or if she was serious, in all the time I've known her though she's never joked like this so I've really been thrown through a loop. So if someone else could look through these texts and give me their two cents I'd really appreciate it!

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why do psychology majors catch so much shit? i want to major in psych because it is something that i actually enjoy. Is it a bad idea in that case?

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Does anyone here regret having been really promiscuous in the past? What's your story? How many people did you sleep with and how did this affect you?

What about people who stuck with their first love and regret not having experimented more?

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Is it worth it lads?

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So a couple of days ago I created a badoo account and the first person I messaged was this 9/10 girl I will be talking about and basically that was the only person because we instantly kicked off the conversation and we talk with each other daily now, for hours. And I never talk to more than one girl at a time.

She was into me like crazy from the get go, I am an 5/10 guys, my pics make me look maybe about 6/10, she is flirty, joked a lot about me being her husband in the future, she says she want to play with my beard because it looks comfy, sends me her pics daily, lots of kissing and heart emoticons etc.

In all of this, she invited me to a concert this saturday and that's when we are to meet for the first time and just thinking about this makes me wanna shit myself. As I said, I am visibly less attractive of a man than she is as a woman, her being so into me scares me the most because I have a feeling she will be dissapointed IRL, I have NEVER been to a concert, I am an autist, introvert. Although I am not a KV, I had a long-lasting relationship before (and one not so long lasting), had sex obviously but my ex was an introvert like me. This girl is very open, I know she has a pack of friends, does a lot of stuff outside daily that I would not have energy for, etc.

I have to say, talking to her on the fb is great, she is fun, we have a similar humor, I totally love her looks, I'd take her as my wife today, but that's all besides the point. I know if I will say no to her invitation she will be sad and annoyed but if I say yes, I WILL HAVE TO GO, and she is taking the same train I will to get to our destination (I would get onto it on a later station than her) so this could be awkward as hell.

I had at least two 9/10s already in my life that were visibly hinting to me that they are interested IRL but that was back when I was a total sperg so I did nothing about the first one and totally messed with the 2nd one.

What should I do? Give me /adv/ices anons:(.

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Hey /adv/

I've been with my current gf for over 6 years. We are seniors in college and have been dating since high school. Our lives are pretty normal and our relationship is relatively healthy, but for the past few years I've been obsessed with the idea of sharing her in some way.

She's very hot and we have a lot of trust in each other so I do not mind it in the slightest when she wears revealing clothing or posts cleavage pictures on social media. She's always been kind of shy and it boosts her confidence so I encourage it.

She knows about my fantasy of me and a friend fucking her together and while at first she thought it was a little strange, she doesn't really mind it anymore. A few weekends ago I brought her with to have drinks at a friend's house and one of our friends from high school talked to her the entire time and sat together on the couch while I was off doing stuff. It didn't lead to anything but I thought it was cool that she was getting the attention.

Anyway, the issue pertains to our future together. I will likely marry this woman and I think my current friend group is likely to be my best friends for the rest of our adult lives after college. My question is this: if my girlfriend ever fucks one of my friends - whether I'm there or not - do you think it would ruin my friendships with these people? I don't want them to feel awkward or anything and I certainly wouldn't want to make my girlfriend feel uncomfortable in the event that she'd regret it afterwards. I'm wondering if you guys have any experience with threesomes and things like this.

Inb4 "kill yourself cuck" I genuinely don't care, I just think my girlfriend is really hot and I like showing her off.

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THose two boards have really fucked up my thought process because both boards are just so.. so fucking outspoken and have a weird way of sounding right when they are fucking wrong?

/pol/ is like always in my mind with this cuck shit.

>Oh you drive a automatic car? Thats cuck shit. Oh, you live in a studio apartment? Thats one step above a cuck shed.

Then /r9k/ is basically just throwing facts out like:

>Going after women first is a suicide mission because even though you are the aggressor, they can still just tell you to fuck off. You are literally at the mercy of women if you are trying to date them.

EVERYTHING IS FUCKED! I feel like these two boards have weird ways of wiggling themselves into your mind. How do I free myself?

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If you get any advice on this board, just do the opposite.
Trust me, it will work.
Fucking hater board.

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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships, fart guy and the guy who stuffs his pants
Fuck off

>Why is there no new thread?
Create one yourself. You can use these macros: https://imgur.com/a/y6BF2

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So I'll cut to the chase with you /adv/. I'm being bullied.

Anything I do I get criticized. I update my facebook profile pic? I get bullied for it. I post a new picture on instagram? I get bullied for it. This extends into my real social life and not my social life on social media.

Theres a particular guy though. Basically my dad has a syndrome called Bardet Bidel, which causes him to lose his sight and develop autism over time. Some of my close friends know this, and somehow it got spread to him. He made fun of my dad quite a few times over facebook about him being autistic. He also calls me autistic on a daily basis and makes fun of my family. He always threatens to beat me up and mocks me for having "no friends".

I'm honestly feeling at my lowest /adv/. I did terrible in all of my final exams for school, my social life is shit with nobody liking me, and I feel like I wanna kill myself. Where do I go from here?

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Dishwasher problem.

I've never had a dishwasher and I think I fucked up. I put dish soap in the hole on the left and right but now the dishwasher isn't even pushing water out. Did I fuck up? Or should I keep trying to flush out the soap with water?