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I might have sperg'd

>Haven't slept for 36 hours
>after work
>taking train home
>something funny happens with this kid on the train and I laugh, catch some qt grill laughing too
>she looks my way
>our eyes lock
>qt af
>I'm with my mega-sperg friend
>talking and shit with him
>finally get on train
>see girl sit down
>sit on the row in front of her
>talking with friend
>she's sitting in a way where I can catch glances of her
>"is she looking at me or am I imagining it?"
>this happens a couple more time
>I'm still talking with friend because what else am I gonna do
>last stop
>girl gets up
>I get up fast to be near her
>friend catching up behind me
>I had written my number down on a piece of paper while in the train
>door about to open, realize it's the one on my side
>I have to leave train first
>step out
>look behind me, acting like I'm waiting for my friend
>see grill step out
>give paper to her and say "here, you dropped this"
>I can't even keep a straight face
>she looks at me with a smile, like she knows I'm bullshitting
>takes my piece of paper anyway
>continues to walk down stairs while I wait for my friend

DID I FUCK UP? DID I MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF?

SEND HELP I AM PANICKING!

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ive been thinking and ive realised that a lot of problems in my life stem from having too much empathy. basically, i care more about that other people feel nice rather than myself, which as im not one of those people that particularly enjoys seeing/making people happy is obviously to my detriment

my question is, how can i become less empathic, nice, etc. whatever you want to call it? im not looking to become a sociopath, but just care a lot less about how other people feel. i just feel bad if im making someone else feel bad (no matter how small that is, even just making them uncomfortable is the same for me) and i would like to not do that. having a bit more of a harder edge and being a bit more ruthless is obviously an advantage in life and love

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This is very stupid but after seeing it on the internet since I was like 12 I can't help but get worried.
I'm 24 and a virgin for a slew of reasons from retardedly specific standards to self esteem issues blah blah etc you've heard this all I'm sure. Something that is starting to really concern me is that I might be losing my grip as a result of it. I pretty much ruined one of my friendships with a girl from school because I ended up falling for her and couldn't keep my emotions together. I did some pretty fucking cringe shit that I would have only thought about years ago.

Recently I was hanging out with some of my best friends from high school, one of whom is a girl. While we were hanging out she got slightly drunk and started talking about how much she wishes we hung out as much as we used to and how cool I am etc. On the way home the absurd thought that I could ask her to do me a favor and take my virginity popped up in my head

Basically, I'm really terrified that I'm turning into the typical autist who just has never get laid that you see all across the internet. Im worried this is going to get even worse with time and eventually I'm going to become bitter about it too and end up hating the world/women/"Chads" etc

This is probably going to seem irrational but it seriously feels like my mental state is starting to go off key. How do I fix this (besides the obvious go get laid)?

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How can I fix my fucked up toe?

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I know I'm gonna get laughed at but I don't give a shit
>I'm a Fine Arts major

American student two years into my bachelor's degree. I love art but I am increasingly convinced that I'm going to ruin my life with debt and be unable to find a job. I want to drop out of college to minimize the amount of debt I have to pay back, and start working right away. Then with a stable job I can keep doing art on the side, as a hobby.

The problem is that I mentioned this to my parents and they went insane. Like, flipped their shit, once they realized I wasn't joking. They think its the stupidest idea ever, and that I'll be nothing but a failure and a loser my whole life without that degree, and that I might as well be dead (my dad's words) if I'm stuck in a manual labor 9-5 job that I hate, like he is.
I truly believe that if I continue putting myself in debt, I'm going to end up a failure and loser anyway with a worthless degree and have to move back in with my parents to pay it off.

How can I convince them that this is a good idea? They have good intentions but just don't UNDERSTAND that college and employment is not like it used to be.

Are there any statistics or stuff I can pull up to prove to them that having a BFA is not going to make finding a job any easier, or mean that I'm going to get rich and be able to pay off my quarter-of-a-million dollar debt in ten years?

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Console: Would be an Wii. Keep in mind that it would be a lot more expensive, and i've been away form the gaming world, would buy this to try to get back

Kindle: Buying this to enhance my reading experience as books can get pretty expensive around here. Would be a lot cheaper than the wii.

Opinions?

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Here's the score, help me do something epic. Keep in mind they are pieces of shit and have never really supported me.
>loving grandma dies
>always told me I get 1/3rd of her will because she hates her kids (dad and sis)
>Her daughter (dads sis) says she found no will
>house will be split 50/50 between dad and her
>she and her family want me to sign a deal so I am my sick dads guardian (alcoholic) so I get to get his part - pay his loans and get the rest of the profit for myself
>catch is he owes a little money which I have to pay but they say that it's like just 1/17th of the house profit no problem
I noticed their "kindness" was a little off, so I asked about how we're going to do this procedure. They told me there's no problem, all I need to do is meet up with them and their lawyer so as to sign the paper and get the free shekels. The real catch here is though: I have to pay my dads shit untill he dies (depending on what the paper says, but that's what they're aiming for without telling me).

So I called up my lawyer, and she said that this is some shady shit and that they're trying to ass me backwards, but that she'll help. I called them up and told them that I'm bringing my lawyer to the meeting and they literally shit their pants on the phone. "W-why I mean, we hired one for us a-all I mean.. why you didn't have t-to! Be a compassionate son to your dad!!" Seen as he's never been there in my life and I've met him once a year for 2-3 hours until I can't stand his drunkness I really don't know what they're on about.

Should I plot a revenge, or just leave them be in their own filth?

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Long story short:
>22yo female
>Third time at the psych ward, long term visits
>Been eating more 'legal' drugs than I can remember
>"Bipolar" but god knows what. PTSD, ADD, strains of autism
>Can't get rid of anxiety
>Hospital refuse to give me heavy pills because of past OD's
>Instead offered ECT

Anyone been through it?

I've heard two people who thought it helped them, and one calling it all bullshit.

I was brought in by force due to my behaviour and line of thought, can't arse myself to go to the court about it.
Had a few ECT treatments two years ago, but then I didn't have a choice, as I was deemed unfit to do any decisions for myself.
Now, I was "given a choice", but I have to do it no matter what I say, because I don't know if it will work or not.
Last treatment ended early as I brought in alcohol on the ward, which is illegal, so they sent me home KeK.

Open for any questions. Keep me company.

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tell me EXACTLY how you study

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When I was a kid (about 10-11 years old) I watched a disturbing scene in a film. I haven't had the courage to watch this scene ever since, but I notice I occasionally dream of this scene and keep seeing that scene in different contexts if I have a bad dream occasionally. It's been about 12 years ago now since I saw that scene. I dreamt about it again last night, what should I do?

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My boyfriend asked me to call him daddy and I am so grossed out I cannot even touch him.
How do I stop this?

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Hey guys I don't really know where else to turn, so I thought I'd come here. I went to a job interview yesterday and I freaked out when they told me they drug test all applicants right there after the interview. So I made up some bullshit about having to reschedule.

I haven'tsmoked in two weeks..And now I have another twoweeks to get it out my system before I have to go back, which would be a total of 4 weeks of no smoking. I'm focused on the best way to get clean within these two weeks.I used to smoke 3 grams of reggie a dayvia gravity bong (2 litter soda bottle & bucket of water). Will I be able to get clean in time? Any tips?


Aslo...does that "Certo" thing really work? I'd hate to try it out only to an embarrass myself when the test still comes out positive..

Weight:140lbs.
Height:5"10
Body type:Average
date of last time smoked:May.28th.2017
(I didn't smoke that day, but I tried making "Weed Tea" out of all the stems I saved over the years,didn't get me high, I ended up drinking nasty ass hot waterwith butter, lol)
date of drug test:June.20.2017
frequency of smoking:3 grams of Reggie a day(low grade stuff)
Exercise:None(but I will start again)

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I'm expected to function highly in a state of having nobody to hang out with. Sometimes people will go out to eat with me, and occasionally they'll invite me to things, but that's it. If I have a better or more intimate idea like, "Hey I can cook you dinner," or, "Let's watch a movie," people only seem to want to do that if they're horny.

I'm really fucking lonely. I became depressed with panic attacks and suicidal thoughts, so I went to the hospital. There I actually met several girls, but you can imagine how long that lasted.

I want to just go to work and training like a normal person, but it's so difficult to do in this state of loneliness. I don't think I can pull it off without some semblance of companionship. I can't afford any pets.

It's not just horniness or something. I don't know where to go to feel purpose, and every moment that I'm not completely distracted involves psychic pain from being alone.

What should I do? Should I fold my arms and say, "I don't want to live like this. I refuse to function in my role if it involves this much loneliness"? That would probably involve me going back to some treatment center. Hopefully people my age would be there.

What I really want is a good friend, but those are hard to come by.

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>NEET
>routine is to wake up
>turn on computer
>spend next 15 hours playing video games, watching porn, browsing, watching youtube videos, etc
>dont shower or brush teeth
>getting fatter everyday
>go to bed at 9 am everyday

I hate myself and my life. What do? Where the fuck do I start?

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Ok /adv/

I just graduated high school, and lost my virginity this year. I'm genuinely not bragging about that, it'll hold relevance later. The girl I had sex with was somebody that I had tried to be with for a really long time. I stuck it out w her till her and her boyfriend of three years broke up, and we ended up having sex. After a few times she eventually told me she hated herself for what she was doing, and said she didn't wanna do this anymore. I knew this was bullshit because I knew from one of my close friends that she was just returning to her boyfriend, and truthfully I don't understand why. I'm a tall, slim, active, talented dude who's going into the Marines and he's a fat manlet who's biggest achievement was playing for our football team in the offensive line which lost all of its games. I saw them at prom and he was being super lazy, and refused to have fun, which, I know from our conversations, he has done a lot, and has been a buzzkill many times in the relationship. Regardless, before prom and all of that I get a call from him asking how many times we've had sex, he acts cool w me but he's super condescending, and from there on out she just texts me that she never wants to hear or see me again. This truthfully did not hurt at all at the time. I was totally cool w having casual sex. I asked for a conversation for closure, just cause I feel a conversation is warranted to clear the air o we everything that has to deal w multiple important matters. She didn't, I called her a coward, and her boyfriend threatened to fight me and all that bullshit.