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Should I use dating apps ? 2017-06-07 01:12:47 Post No.18393020
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Should I use dating apps ?
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2017-06-07 01:12:47
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I'm on a 3 month vacations and I know that I will not meet anybody by other means than dating apps . I stay at home all day reading books.
But there's a girl I'm in love with. She told me she was too busy to have a boyfriend, and there's a part of me hoping she will date me in july when she's done with her exams.
Both dating apps and waiting for this girl feel like stupid options.
I like neither of those options.
I feel empty.
Should I use dating apps ?
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>>18393020
>too busy to have ab oyfriend
is a legit lie. no ones too busy to have a boyfriend. when they want to date someone you can bet your ass they find a fucking way. when anyone says that, male or female, its ismply because they dont want conflict in rejecting you.
shes not sitting there saying 'WOW I TOTALLY WISH I COULD HAVE DATED ANON BUT IM SO BUSY'
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>>18393020
>i feel empty
>should i use dating apps?
think about how silly that answer to your emptiness is.
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Yes, you should, at least to distract yourself. No use to chase that tail since she's not interested and won't be.
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I want to join the Canadian Army, I have no other choice considering my massive debts (not acquired from college or uni).
I'm a lanklet 6'2 140 lbs guy.
What are my options?
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>>18392915
are you sure they'll take you with your debt? I know american intelligence agencies wont hire people with high amounts of debt due to bribery potential.
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>>18392919
I dont have a clue.
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What is it with Canadians and debt?
OP, without going into too much detail, could you tell me how you ended up in this problem? I want to know, so that I won't make the same mistakes. Also does your culture (Canada) have anything to do with it?
thnaks in advance...
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I have serious concerns over a loved one going to a concert. How do I convince them to not?
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>>18392834
...I'm assuming terrorism, from the pic?
If so, stop living in fear, anon. You can get hit by a bus tomorrow. A meteor could hit the house. Whatever.
You should be focusing on living life so well that when you die, or your loved one dies, it was a life well lived.
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>>18392834
You don't.
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>>18392857
You have personal control over being hit by a bus though. You stop, look, listen. We have weapon defences that can protect us in the event of a catastrophic meteor, evacuation precautions in the event of a mid-size one, and a small one will just bounce off the roof.
However, there is very little to zero that can be controlled in attacks. We can be vigilant, but they can still slip through because we don't really know what we're looking out FOR. We can fire our weapon defences, but only after the attack has been initiated. We can evacuate, but again that would only be any use before an incident. A parallel for bouncing off the roof is irrelevant with this analogy.
A life can be well lived without putting themselves in a potentially dangerous situations that they have no control over.
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Is there anything you can't do if you're an illegal immigrant in a California sanctuary city? Wikipedia tells me you can attend University, get a driver's license, etc.
>Inb4 spic leech off the economy
Canadian who loves freedom and wants to start a business
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Bump because I need to escape Trudeau
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Why not join our military? They well "tell" you it's impossible if you're not a citizen or green card holder, but from my experience that is not true, they will accept you and grant you citizenship, but also ask that you resign your canadian citizenship.
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>>18392980
Don't you have to actually deploy somewhere for that? I don't want that, if I could just be a cook or some shit that could work though.
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My girlfriend and I were talking about sweet tasting cum, and I said "You just blew my mind, I thought all cum was salty."
Then she asked me "How did you know cum was salty? You sucked dick before?" How do I respond to this? I never sucked a dick in my LIFE, but I know what cum tastes like....
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"Because it smells salty"
There, problem solved, anon
Now go eat some pineapples
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>>18392813
just tell her you've licked your hand after masturbating or during it or something. If you can't be honest with someone you pussy pound then who can you be honest with?
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You read somewhere.
Are you a retard?
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I recently just got ghosted and my heart (more like my pride) is shattered to a million pieces, yaddi yadda.
Now I need /adv/ to help me cry. I have some cognac, percocets, and ibuprofen to help with the physical wounds (yes, rejection and heartbreak is physical as well) all I need is the natural oxytocin to feel better
tl;dr help me cry pls
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BUMP
Pls help, I have some lana del ray playing but that is not helping
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Does this sentence make grammatical sense?
You are as much as you think you are.
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>You are as much
>of a (You)
>as you think you are
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>>18392647
It's lacking a secondary subject, ie a noun after 'much'.
Eg you are as much a cunt as you think you are
alternatively
you are as great as you think you are.
Much is a qualifier, it can't exist without taking a direct nominal subject.
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>>18392658
I figured as much
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I'm an American, I graduated with a BA in Political Science about 8 months ago, and since then I have been looking for work with no success. I don't care about making a lot of money, and I'm willing to go anywhere, but I do need to build experience in the field because I want to pursue a career in government. Problem is, almost every job that meets what I'm looking for requires experience in the field that I'm trying to get into. Even more frustrating is that these jobs advertise themselves as 'entry-level'. I honestly don't care where I go or what I'm doing or how much they're paying me so long as I can afford to live and the experience will count for the purposes of later applying to a government position. I would, ideally, like to go somewhere where I can seek a Master's at the same time, because I want to move on to teaching at the collegiate level in the future, but that's a bonus rather than a requirement.
I'd greatly appreciate advice on what to do, seems like everyone I've talked to ends up saying it's about 'connections' but I just don't have any that are relevant for the work I want to get into.
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>>18392633
What have you got on your CV so far in terms of part time jobs, internships, extra curricular?
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>>18392633
>BA in Political Science
>can't get job
WHAT A SURPRISE
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>>18392633
welcome to the meme of a college degree. everyone wants work experience for an entry level position and they're not going to pay you enough to cover those loans.
idk what to tell you, I never had a degree to begin with so I had to force all the doors open. I didn't have a piece of paper to do it, nor did I have a connected family to have someone else open the doors.
if you're good in interviews, force an interview. umm, harder to explain than to do. try something like calling a place you're interested in working for that's hiring, ask for the hiring manager or look up who you need to talk to before you call and either ask for them directly, or put in their extension directly. introduce yourself, explain that you'd be interested in setting up a time to talk about your experience and credentials. once you have that set up, and only once you have it set up, then email them your resume and go through their application process.
you just stepped to the front of the line of people they're going to consider, just showed more drive and resourcefulness in hunting down their direct contact than, I promise you, 90% of candidates, and literally all you have to do is not be a blithering idiot in the interview. make it known that you are an asset they need and demonstrate why. make them laugh but do not focus on a personal connection, this is fucking business, focus on that.
Alright /adv/, so how can I fuck my hot neighbor?
So here's the deal: I moved in for an apartment near my uni and it just so happens that this woman lives next door. She's married, however her husband is a manlet and she's always dressed in very provocating clothes. I'm not sure she has flirted with me before or was just being over friendly, but she seems keen to touching my arm/hands and almost overdoes it whenever we interact. I'm young, however (19M), and she seems to be in her late twenties or thirties.
Now I know this is wrong on several layers of morality but trust me, I'm starved for pussy and I ain't gonna end up like those /r9k/ retards. So I come to you today to ask for your insight on the matter. Have you ever done something like this before? Can it possibly backfire on ways I seem to be missing?
I'm pretty fucking confident I can pull this off, but I don't know how to approach the topic at all. Ideas?
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Bump, we just met again and chatted for a few minutes. She told me that if I ever need anything I can ask her and whatever
HELP ME GET INTO HER PANTS ADV
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Just be yourself
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>>18392566
>She's married but her husband is a manlet
>falling this hard for the hypergamy meme
You're on 4chan asking how to fuck your neighbor's wife. This tells me you lack the skill and experience necessary to pull this off without being murdered, let alone attract her in the first place.
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I am going abroad this summer. I currently have a gf that I love and have great sex with. At age 22, it seems we will one day married.
I also feel like this travel abroad may be one of my experiences of youth, and if I happened to hook up with a girl at a bar 1 time while abroad I doubt I'd feel any big time guilt.
What are your opinions /b/? Verify or vilify me
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>>18392489
addressing us as the wrong board is as bad as calling your gf by your foreign slut's name.
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Do your shit, get laid that way you realize if you really have feelings about her
that's what I did
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>>18392500
sorry, I did change it originally. Im kind of drunk. Just waiting till tomorrow to get on my plane.
You right tho
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I need an advice.(Anon's calling for help with his life) 2017-06-06 09:56:18 Post No.18392485
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I need an advice.(Anon's calling for help with his life)
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Hello, dear 4channers. My name is OAnon and I need a piece of advice from you
I'm 20 y o and the shit that's in my head still didn't calm down a little. Since my young age I was a clow... Class clown throughout my elementary school(elementary school in my country lasts for 9 years) and had problems with behaviour. I'm kinda greentext newbie, so sorry if I won'r write it correctly(also, english is not my mother language so sorry for mistakes)
>be me
>1st grade of elementary school
>around 5 or 6 Y/o
>fell inlove with this cute blondie. Let's call her Hannah
>made a lot of jokes becase class clown
>everyone hated me
>although being a class clown I made more sense... you could say that I was above the others with my mental age but no one accepted me, so I stayed as a class clown.
back to the story with grill
>made some mistakes. thought it would be fun to kiss her on a cheek when she came to the class or smthing like that(gosh I was a creep)
>wrong choice, anon. she ran away crying and locked herself in bathroom
>had a decreased grade from behaviour because of that
more infou about me: I wans't that fat. Rly only problem I had was that 5 kg overweight. At that time I was a little bit RagerAnon 'cause of no friends. I decided that I had to cahnge. So my change began slowly... really slowly. I managed to bit throught one of my classmate's ear. So much that he could wear an ear ring if he wanted to
>4-5 years passed(in 5th or 6th grade, not sure)
>still explosive nature but I was CalmerOAnon
>didn't let the other shits in class to "shit on my head"
>CalmerNaiveAnon thought it would be a great idea to send her pictures anonymously throught bluetooth. pictures like O(anon)+H(annah) in picture of heart & shit like that
>I even cut it out on my bed to remind me my love(pic related)
>plan did not work
>grill was creeped out
>panicked
cont? are you interested?
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Not because I want to help but I want to see this level of cringe continue.
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Alright, here comes nothing...
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>>18392485
OP, that stick... My sides....
I am calling my lawyer Mr Shekelburg at this very moment on account of such reckless destruction of my sides!
I will settle for no compensation less than MOAR of this story. Pict related.
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Guys is it okey if I don't want to fuck girl I like?
The thing is I just want to spent time with her, walk, talk etc...
I am confused
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>>18392455
Are you asexual or just putting the pussy on a pedestal?
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>>18392464
I don't know, I just don't feel like I want to have anything sexual with her.
I want to be friends with her, but more then "just" friends
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>>18392532
Do you want something sexual with other women? If so, then you need to see this grill as a real human instead of some goddess. If not, you are asexual and need to find an asexual partner.
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All the casual sex I've had (which has included oral and anal and so called foreplay) I have felt NOTHING from, I'm not very sensitive I guess
If I have sex with someone I love will it actually feel good? Is love the magic ingredient?
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>>18392423
Girl?
Age?
Mental issues?
Medication?
How does orgasm feel like?
Birth control?
Describe how you feel when aroused.
Do you have any fetishes? Kinks?
Favourite type of porn?
Abused as kid?
Raped?
Why do you keep having sex if it doesnt feel good? Social pressure?
Do you fap?
Does your pussy get wet enough?
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>>18392423
>all the casual sex i've had i've felt nothing from
maybe step spreading your legs for every guy in the bar and try to develop an actual relationship for someone you care about and who cares about you
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>>18392423
Your oxytocin pathways are already fried. Better luck next life, slut.
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I can't deal with this breakup anymore. We were together four years and I keep dreaming about her.
It was for the right reasons, but ALL I want is for her to hug me and tell me everything's going to be alright. I miss everything about her. Her smile, her voice, her smell. I can't deal with this anons, I haven't eaten all day and I'm just laying in bed I have no motivation or will to do anything.
I wish I never met her
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>>18392393
whahhh look at me im a whiny Crybaby! I can't even feed myself, whahhhhhhh im special people havn't gone through worse relationship drama than me whahhhh I can't deal with it!
whhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh change my bed sheets!
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>>18392413
I promise you, this is the worst breakup EVER anon. I'll be waiting for you to change my sheets, but sadly that won't heal my heart :(
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>>18392393
Just wait. Force youself into doing your other everyday things and wait. You'll get used to her not being around and it'll stop being such a big deal. Just don't remind yourself about her.
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Do women enjoy being patted on the head?
I told my coworker about how I pat my girlfriend on the head when she's done something good and suddenly turned all squirrelly and said "d-don't treat girls like DOGS!".
I mean what the fuck? I pat kids on the head too when they're good.
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>>18392240
life aint an anny may baka
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head rubs are nice..she just wants one too.
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>>18392240
Uh... I don't think anyone really enjoys that. It's demeaning. If it comes with like, playing with hair, that's different, but I'd never pat someone on the head like I do an animal, or even a kid.