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How do you get a religious girl to fuck? I've been hanging around this muslim girl and I've been able to get her to study at my house and even try some alcohol before.
I thought catholic girls were defensive of their pussies but this one is like playing hard mode.
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>>18719093
You don't you fucking nigger. You respect other people's life choices and if you're such a big faggot that you have to fuck something, you move on.
Niggers like you literally give a bad name to everyone else.
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>>18719093
>How do you get a religious girl to fuck?
its easy.
you go to the place of worship that she regularly attends and swear before her god and all the believers there present that you will spend you life in exclusive marriage with her.
I'm trying to say marry her.
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>>18719097
>You don't
Daww, don't be a moralfag
>Respect life choices
I do respect her choice. And I respect my own desire to take her virginity. It's no fun when the girl just spreads her legs after a little flirting.
>Bad name
How? How does touching a girl's sexual organs give "us" a bad name?
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Gym chick has a fantastic body, gorgeous face and triceps like an olympian. I want to talk to her but I'm a sperg supreme. How do I break the ice as a stranger? I usually don't care but the fact that I think I've caught her mirin a few times makes me want to overcome my fear of rejection for once.
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Fuck the gym chick, it's all about the receptionist.
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>>18719088
Treat the girl like a workout.
1) don't jump right to asking her out on a date because this is like jumping straight into your 1 rep max set without warming up.
2) warm up : when you meet eyes in the gym, smile, then step it up to saying hi, then making small conversation
after this, ,you can maybe start talking about other stuff and ask her if she wants to go eat or do something.
I usually don't condone hitting on girls at the gym because i don't shit where I eat, but if she's really that hot and you're that horny for her, try this method first. DON'T BE THAT GUY THAT CONSTANTLY BUGS HER DURING HER WORKOUT.
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>>18719095
this guy knows
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What can I do about my hypertrophic acne scars?
>inb4 kys
This is seriously fucked up.
I thought everything would be fine after I finished my Accutane course but I'm filled with tons of other skin problems. Like milia and this shit.
I'm getting really fucking depressed over this.
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Laser.
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>>18719058
tell its a scar from a grenade or rpg u were shoot in a war
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>>18719058
they're an important outward indicator of your genetic hygiene. If you remove them you will trick women unfairly when they try to judge your suitability.
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So getting married next month I have 5 groomsmen I a need to get them all a gift. I was thinking all different gifts. It now I think all the same thing. What are some unique groomsmen gifts I could get that would surprise them?
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Get them at watch that says "Don't be late"
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>>18719015
Bottles of their preferred alcohol and a lap dance
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>>18719015
my go to gift right now has been tailored Beer glasses.
for instance I knew a man and woman getting married, and his stage name was 'Great Spengalli' (he was a magician, spengalli was a more magician sounding version of his real last name). so i got them glasses transcribed with 'mr. great spengalli' and 'mrs. great spengalli'.
for my actors in my recent movie I Got them beer glasses with their characters names etched in them. they were only like 13 each and pretty nice.
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how do i get over a girl? ive liked her for about 11 years (since school), now we've both graduated and are in work, i earn significantly more and shes not even pretty, were both ugly but shes bubbly and outgoing and im a anti social introvert... seeing her gives me mixed feelings of butterflies and heartache... i dont know how to get over her
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>>18719004
Easy, stop making threads about her.
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>>18719004
Why not ask her out?
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>>18719007
fear of rejection, fear of her saying ew, not ready for that kind of heartbreak
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The doctor wants to call me in and put a tiny camera into my dick a month from now. I've been having slight problems emptying my bladder fully and so he wants to look inside.
The thing is I don't really want something being inserted into my dick and my problem is just inconvenient not life threatening, I only went because I wanted to see what he had to say. What do you guys think I should do.
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> What should I do
Thank God you live in a nation with affordable health care.
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>>18718917
Suck it up and let the doctor finger your dick hole. Ya baby
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>>18718932
I don't want to
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hey guys. I have poor anime culture so I can't decide which anime worth to watch. Please give me your fav anime no matter what it is . I need to watch something or I will start narcos again. :(
here is list of series I already watch : re zero, tokyo ghoul, elfed lied, death note ( my favs are re zero and death note first part after L is poor scerino still very good at overall I think) ty for reading :)
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Puella magi madoka magica.
Don't be alarmed by the "magical girl show" flavour in first 3 episodes. It's a setup for a tragedy.
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>>18718901
>Puella magi madoka magica
tyvm I definetly watch this atm u saved my day anon :)
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job where you fuck off far away for months and get paid mad bucks 2017-09-13 06:57:34 Post No.18718849
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job where you fuck off far away for months and get paid mad bucks
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I can't balance a home life with a work life, it's one or the other but never both.
I'm 29 and I can't do compromise and still be satisfied, because of this it is impossible for me to lead a function life within society, some of you will suggest that I should 'develop' to be more compromising but I reject your weakness as being 'development', rather I will do anything at all to accommodate my life towards it, I have no moral limitations, nothing keeping me here and no objections to anything so long as I gain as much money, freedom and power as possible without ending up involved with criminal organizations or in prison, I strongly dislike equal cooperation, I prefer clear hierarchy and doing my share fully independently.
Any job ideas or suggestions for antisocial people with no need to stay put?
What kind of jobs are far away from civilization that no one wants to do that get paid mad bucks?
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dial your edginess back about 20% and take yourself less seriously. you're probably as much of a nobody as any of us. nothing you do matters as much as you think it does. learn to do some things half-assed to save time and move on. or think about starting your own business
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>>18718849
Go get counseling for autism
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>>18718902
I can't and won't dial down, I'm thinking:
foreign legion or other military, supplying remote hostile areas, international sailor, mercenary, international trucking.
Thing is none of those are a perfect fit and I was wondering if /adv/ might know more such jobs.
Main thing is being gone for a long time and then being off for a long time, no halfassed mixing of work and private life.
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Okay /adv/ i've been friends with this girl for a few years. She is really into me and wants to go out. We had a thing last year but i broke it off after a week because she was moving to fast in the relationship. Im not really sure if i really like her that much.
Should i just say fuck it and date her? Or is that dumb? I dont have a lot of experience with dating or anything, but she is goodlooking and is a fun person. Im just not sure if im into her that much. What should i do /adv/?
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>>18718789
You stop posting this shitty bait is what you should do.
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>>18718827
Its not bait
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>>18718789
Just date her. If it doesn't work out then split. It's very simple.
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I stay at a boarding school. Ask me anything
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Why?
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>>18718729
What's it like having unloving parents
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>>18718743
Not unloving mate, the distance between my hometown and my HS is just too great. I see their reasoning for this
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Now im fucking serious and internet articles too ambiguous. 24 alcohol problems but not dependent and dont even drink everyday
Or even every couple of days. Urine frothy as fuck but no other symptoms. Am i fucked? Kidney failure?
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>>18718685
Sounds like other problems, not really alcohol problems.
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>>18718686
What du mean?
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>>18718686
Yes im mentally ill but i need physical not mental diagnosis.
>be me, 18 yo
Does this mean that I basically can't date girls younger than me at all?
I have a crush on a girl and she seemed interested too, but we talked and she told me that she is 14.
Will I get beaten by the cops or something? Or should I go for it?
Age of consent in my country is 18 btw.
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>>18718650
She's 14? Are you a fucking pedophile?
Jesus she's still going through like the beginning stages of puberty you pervert
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>>18718650
It's illegal, but it happens all the time. She could easily ruin your life forever though, so be careful. When I was 21 I had a 16 year old gf, but she was a drug addict like I was and never said anything.
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No but 14? Really man? She's still in middle school learning basic algebra. What could you possibly see in her?
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>want to have sex RIGHT NOW or atleast want to cuddle
>virgin and 19 years old
>get disgusted by anything but sex in a commited relationship
>only girl i could conceive of having a commited relationship flaked once already, is in iceland right now and will return in two weeks
>that very girl has been the only girl i truly felt attracted to for the last 3 years and she probably knows that
what the fuck am i supposed to do
she responds like once per day to my messages
and masturbating cant fulfill my sexual needs at all
WHAT THE FUCK WOULD /ADV/ DO
HELP A FELLOW HUMAN BEING IN NEED
PLEASE
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>>18718588
>disgusted by anything but sex in a commited relationship
That's a fucking lie anon. You just literally can't get a girlfriend or a lover. That doesn't mean you have to make shit up. Yeah the girl who left for iceland doesn't want to be with u. Maybe u shuld try to moving on
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>>18718604
i had opportunities
that i was not interested in
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Help me out /adv/
I've got a dilemma
>Be 20
>Sis is 30
>Sister married into money (sorta)
>I don't live in the states but she offers me work
>Work is easy and pays well (15$/h clean)
>Sister and her husband treat me like absolute trash
>sis is the Biggest fucking bitch but she's helping me out with tuition
>Be at her house (not at work)
>I'm basically a maid.
>Pick up her plates
>Watch her niece while she works out
>Get her water from fridge when she asks me
>Considered very smart among uni peers
>Got highest marks on army metal capability test
>Generally intelligent
>Treats me like I'm fucking retarded (honestly even her husband does)
>Have no freedom basically
This ends in about a month and I go home with about 3-4g
Do that or stay in home country making 8$ an hour before tax so I can avoid that bitch
Am I a pussy for not suffering through for 4 grand?
>Pic related
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>>18718562
>summer job
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I think it's worth the piece of mind to not have to deal with stressful people. Even if you get paid more, it's still degrading. You could always make up for it if you have to.
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>>18718562
go back to mexico already.
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Quitting social media ? 2017-09-13 05:16:50 Post No.18718556
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Hi /adv/
So every once in a while i get super fed up with my addiction to social media and deactivate my accounts (I'm talking primarily about Facebook here, but others too) for about a week.
This time I was really tired of it so I deactivated it all again and set it for a month with no social media. Facebook, but also Snapchat (which is fun but completely useless) and Instagram (which I only use to stalk hot girls so I really don't care). Keeping Twitter because I don't have anyone from IRL there and don't tweet much at all.
But now I'm thinking, why don't I just quit it all permanently ? Seriously, yeah it's fun and useful sometimes, but overall it's pretty useless, an enormous timewaster, and even a source of stress sometimes
I've read a few articles about it and I'm already kinda convinced. This could help me being more productive and I need to be more productive.
But still, I'm a little scared of turning into a robot or something. I have a decent amount of real friends, I hang out a lot, I'm pretty much a normie, but I'm afraid people will think I'm becoming asocial or to miss out on events because I won't be in group conversations and such. I still have texts, but since everyone's on Facebook and use it as much if not more than texts to communicate, I don't know.
So has anyone here ever quit Facebook and others for good ? How was it ? Should I consider it ?
I'll definitely do for a month, but I might quit permanently. I guess it'll help me figure out who my real friends are too, which is nice.
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I can't speak for myself, but I can't think of anyone that regrets leaving social media
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Quit that shit 8 years ago never looked back. One of the best decisions i ever made.
Also you are literally a south park meme.
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>>18718570
Nice, guess this is it then
>Also you are literally a south park meme.
kek why ?