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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kynodesme I strarted tying the part of my prepudce so as to prevent nocturnal emissions, so far it has worked but Im worried;will this in fact prevent erections(due to the pain waking me up), or can the semen get trapped between the glans and the prepuce,thefore bloatin my skin??
I use a soft string,tie it tight but not so much it hurts.

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Lay out fresh works by its graduates (bachelors interested in) the top universities of the world %%MIT, Stanford University etc%%? A little google it such work they are called undergraduate thesis, but do the work really cannot be found.
Request you, the wise anon, such work in computer science, technology and ecomonomics, software engineering.
**Your foreign anon**

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Should i message my oneitis? We talked for like 9 months long distance semi dating she used to live here but moved away

For some reason I feel really in love with her. Like I can't get over it. Like moreso then I've been with girls that I've actually dated. Like wanna get married and have kids. She won't message me tho.

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I am new here,here is a little something to represent me and my values:
They say modern life is as hard as can be
Growing up inthe bronx I'd be inclined to agree
But I got cash for weeks,I ain't buried in debt
Cause I'm the pimpines account that you ever met
The man the myth the ledger,as I'm know on the street
I got math in my head and thirty hoes at my feet
I can enter your data while I'm banging your shawty
Cause I'm a master of skills,both hood and arithmetic
If you need a calcultor then you're fucking pathetic
Now I don't mean to provoke,I don't mean to curse
But like my portofolio,I keep my language diverse
I get em hot in seconds like a key to the ignition
Yes I give pencil pusher a whole new definition
Bet you think you're renowned like you can imitate
Bitch,I'll bring the house down like it was 2008
So you btter drop your act or you are gonna need a suture
Better take your maks off or I'll morgage your future
You are mathematically worse,that's why you'll never amount
Yes,I'm the only G for withc you'll never account

So what do you guys think,will I be able to survive and prosper my new home?

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has anyone else found significant improvement in their happiness from quitting weed and/or drinking more water?

this month i decide to quit weed completely (i been smoking everyday for a year or two) and cut out all sugary drinks for water (i was never drinking any water at all)

after about a month of doing this i've seen extreme improvements in my mood and am wondering if anyone else has had the same experience with either of these things

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Why is this so popular right now? It's all I ever heard people talk about. Is it just a meme or do people actually do it? I've never done it personally and it sounds pretty gross desu

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please give me some sage advice. i didnt really enjoy highschool, already can tell im not so psyched about college, i dont wanna just go through the wringer like my parents did and end up hating life and my spouse. i want to either

1: join the navy
or
2: go to a trade school(automotive/learn to code)

ive had a few relatives go through the navy for a few years and they seem fine.
my dilemma, is that i want to do both desu but which one would be better to do first or second.

please give me some ideas or suggestions, what would you do?

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When I started my current job about 6 months ago, there was an older woman there that I began infatuated with. Eventually I kind of shook it off as just a me being around her for a while and her being nice because our uniforms hide our body types so there was nothing for me to be attracted to. For a few months I moved on and stopped feeling that way about her. The other day she came in out of uniform in a tighter outfit and I noticed that she seemed to actually have a very attractive figure. (You know the milfs in porn...That's her body type)
Now that I've seen this and kind of feel the same as before because of that, should I try to lane a move or just keep it to myself?

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I feel like I'm "getting back" at my parents by never talking to them. I'm not sure why that is. My brother tells me my mother is upset I never call. For some reason recieving this news made me happy.

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How do you deal with anxiety?

I worry about my younger sister a lot, even though she's a grown-ass adult.

I'm not even sure what I'm really worrying about, maybe it's that she has enough money to eat and pay the bills. She only lives 2 hours away, so I know that she knows that I'd be there for her if she needs anything.

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>Have wife/10 gf of several years
>Recently moved in, got puppy, plans to get married
>Couldn't ask for a better life partner

But I ran into my ex's parents yesterday. Not just any ex, but my first love, the one that got away, the most one-sided breakup I've ever had, the one that all those songs are about, etc, etc. I've never fell so hard for anyone before or after, the way she got my heart pumping is indescribable and unique to her alone.

She tossed me aside and went off the deep end with drugs, shitty bfs and bad decisions all around.


>They seemed genuinely happy to see me and hear about how my life's been
>This was the most awkward and uncomfortable I've ever been
>They seem fine, meanwhile I'm mumbling, stuttering, talking too quiet, just fucking failing at talking.
>Conversation ends in awkward silence

After that I was so antsy and anxious that I could barely drive home. I discussed this with my gf, she thinks I'm over-reacting but still understandable because I'm somewhat socially awkward anyway and it caught me off guard.

Now I can't stop thinking about my ex. I haven't gotten anything at all done today because I can't keep my head straight. I love my gf, and honestly the mess of a relationship that I had with my ex makes me appreciate my gf so much more. After our conversation about it we just snuggled on the couch and watched TV and I swear that nothing else has ever felt so right.

So why can't I stop thinking about my ex? My gf said I should talk to her and "get closure" (gf fb stalked her a bit, seems like she has her life together now) but I think that's a terrible idea. We tried being "just friends" a few times before, they ended in getting back together (and history repeating itself) fights, and even her trying to steal me back from my gf.

I hate to say this but I'm afraid that if she does have her life together, I'd start to want her back, though I realistically never could and it will just torture me.

How do I make it stop?

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So there's this girl I know. We talked for some time, I made my move and she dropped the 'but we're friends!' bomb. I have then cut contact and not talked to her since. This happened a month ago. However, she messaged me again today. Usual 'hey, how ur doing' stuff, wants to talk later. I'm not interested in something unilateral though, so it's either all in or all out completely.

Assuming she is aware I was interested in her, am I wrong to assume she's interested this time around as well?

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I've always had this problem where I obsess over something for about a year or two and it becomes my personality. The more it happens the more I feel like I don't know how to be myself and I still can't tell if it's a phase.
I'm 19 and it's happening with a band/singer. So if he says there's a movie he likes in an interview I'll watch it. If he says he could have been a chef I'll think being a chef is the coolest thing and he's my soulmate and only want to date a guy exactly like him.
This makes me anxious because I like to plan my life ahead but when I invest so much time into specific things it ends up being a waste when I tire of it even though right now I think I never will. Will I grow out of this behavior when I'm in my 20s?
How do I stop this cycle?

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im so fucked, 9 years in and i cant even right a godamn letter anymore can anyone please help me out? this is what i got so far


I have stumbled upon your vacancy posting online and am interested in the opportunity presented. I have always wanted to work in the forestry industry and have recently gotten my (heavy truck) licence. Unfortunately i don’t have much of a resume as i have been working for one employer; the military for most of my adult life. However in the past 9 years i have had the opportunity to learn some skills i believe would make me a good fit for your company in a mutual arrangement.

While in the military i have been employed in many capacities including as a driver from small ambulances to 10 tonne trucks towing artillery pieces and most currently as the dispatcher and maintenance representative.

and this is what im trying to add in there:
-make shit happen
-work long hours while not becoming complacent
-Drive safely under all weather conditions
-work hard
-be sketchy when needed
-will work for dirt cheap on weekends as i'm still in but want the experience

also any tips on how to DE-institutionalize myself

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How do I stop overdoing things and live a balanced life?

Any time I start lifting, I tend to get incredibly fast gains while training so hard that I'm fucked from training fatigue 24/7 and my work performance/relationships suffer.
Any time I get a gf, I'll have sex with her 6+ times per day and spend all day with her.
Any time I'm working on a project, I basically neglect my health and get it done to some absurdly high standard.

How do I stop this and start doing pretty good at all the main things instead of trying to do 100% on a single thing at a time?