I have a drug test July 6th. I've only smoke pot a couple times since in the past month. Last night being the last day. If I drink 3 or more water bottles a day, will I be ok??
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Probably but drinking water does fuck all since thc is not water soluble, unless you intend to dilute your piss on the day by drinking a lot of water you're wasting your time
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sweat a lot, burn fat, supposedly cranberry juice helps
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What's your height/weight? How physically active r you? You're pretty close to the threshold.
Consumption quantity metabolizes in about a week, and it takes about a week after for a 180lb person's fat saturation to fall to where secretions are below testable levels.
So, this is fairly embarassing as it is a penis issue, but here I go.
I'm going to link the picture and not post it since this is a SFW board and I'd expect people to not want penises on their screen.
I'll make it short
Picture (NSFW. Just a penis.): http://i.imgur.com/s506Yg9.jpg
Yes I'm going to a dermatologist ASAP, at this point its been too long.
I've had these red spots on my penis for a while. Close to a month, a little more I think.
Didn't give them much attention before because:
- there's no discomfort. They don't itch, aren't swollen, nothing.
- they didn't show up under erection, as the whole penis was redder as a result.
- I always use a condom and I thought they were just bruises
I have only one gf, I was a virgin until about 8 months ago, I always use condoms. I did feel a bit of burning when I washed my penis with hand soap in a couple of situations, thought that could be the source of it, too. She did sometimes bite a little or hurt it inadvertently so I also thought it was just burst capillaries that needed time to absorb.
I never had any serious health problems, but I had a couple minor cases of psoriasis (runs in the family) that went away on their own, and my skin is generally sensitive.
House is fairly dusty, I live in a big city and there's very little I can do about it, but aside from that it's clean and I'm a clean person (not a clean freak, not disgusting either.)
If I touch them I get a very very little bit of itching, more of a tingling sensation. But it's extremely faint, I need to try to actually notice it, so it might just be me being in a bit of a panic by now, especially as I feel nothing strange when I piss, so I'm not really convinced it can be an infection.
It's been a month now and even if they didn't get worse (I'm not 100% sure) they surely aren't getting better.
Anyone has any idea what these could be? Googling gives me a ton of weird results, from cancer to infections.
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Has it been hot in your area due to summer? To me, this looks like a type of fungus. It could be thrush or jock itch.
I'm not a man though, so maybe some men could weigh in on this.
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>>18430981
Yes, quite hot lately. I've too been thinking about fungus, but there's no secretions, discharges of any kind, and I'd think that in a month fungi would get much worse than this...?
The problem is that every time you google this, all you get is shock pictures with devastated penises, so I can't really find any clear comparison.
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Try using bing. The less extreme pictures I found looked quite similar.
Also, oral thrush is a thing. Have any girls given you blowies? It could have been transmitted to your penis. This is not an std, it's just a regular thing that happens. Bad luck.
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How to stop feeling melancholic? 2017-06-18 04:17:43 Post No.18430828
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How to stop feeling melancholic?
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I feel like no matter how hard I try I feel like I will never get close to him because;
1) He's my professor and im his student
2) We're both males in a not homosexual-friendly country
3) He's married with 5 children
4) He sees me as im his students and nothing more.
How to not feel melancholic about this, or how do i get even close to my professor to the point where i can have normal discussion with my professor. I have been taking all his classes for almost a year now. And I still dont know how to engage in a long conversation with him which makes me feel really depressed desu.
Please help.
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Are you good at whatever subject he teaches? Is it something he has genuine enthusiasm about? Does he know who you are, either through grades or class presence or else?
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Why the fuck are you trying to break up some guys marriage? Just treat him as he treats you, professor-student relationships never work out irl anyway. Every professor knows if they try something with a student and get found out they'll be fired immediately and blacklisted form academia, so there's no way he'd try anything or respond to your advances.
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Yes im pretty good at the stuff he teaches I almost get 90% in his exams and overall. Yea he is really enthusiastic about his teachings and I really love the way he teaches, it looks genuine to me. And yes he does know me I sometimes go to his office hour for doubt and what not. he's very good at memorizing his students name so yeh.
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Im not trying to break his marriage or anything I just wanna get closer to him thats all I know I have no chance in being a relationship with him. But it still saddens me that I will never have the chance to express my emotions to him.
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On Wednesday I'm traveling alone to France for a personal vacation. I'm a bit concerned though. This isn't my first time traveling alone. I've traveled internationally twice before. But on both of those trips, the first 2-3 days I was wrecked with anxiety. It wasn't until day 4+ when I could actually start enjoying the trip and feel normal. Now, I've come a LONG way since those last 2 trips. Overall in life I'm much much better off now. But even still, I'm a bit worried I'm going to be sick with anxiety the first few days.
Any advice?
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>>18430735
If you're a woman, I WOULD NOT go to France alone. The nigger problem in France is really ramping up, the French are generally quite cuntish if you can't speak frog.
In all seriousness, I would cancel my trip if I were you. I'm looking at solo traveling and I won't dare give these Islamic countries any money (France, Germoney, New Pakistan).
I'm looking at Prague, Danzig, Warsaw. For your safety please don't go to France, I've been to Lille, Strasbourg with a university group and it was okay but the French are quite insufferable and mostly refuse to speak English.
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I'm a dude
It's not going to be that bad. I have specific reasons for going to France. I'm going to pic related and I have a private tour along the world war 2 beaches in Normandy.
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>>18431472
God dude, I'm so fucking jealous. You're doing my dream trip.
Take small steps. I usually try to plan the first day or two pretty strictly (all the public transport, activities, restaurants, etc) so I don't have to think of anything. It usually helps me a lot, I love feeling like everything is going according to the plan. I struggle most because I feel disoriented.
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I HATE READING. I hate walls of text. I don't know how other people do it. When I read I get like a massive astigmatism shit with my brain. It makes me tired fast. How can I get into the reading mojo guys. I need to pass life. Can you suggest good practice books?
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>>18430721
I hate reading. I tend to read articles or magazines but a book, no way. If there is a book I'm interested in, I try to get the audio version and listen to it. When I read, my mind starts to wander and I go pages and pages and have no idea what I read. So glad I'm out of college and done with that shit.
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>>18430732
ME TOO. I also resort to audiobooks. Sometikes though I think it's because my brain is spoiled by technology.
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>>18430744
I don't know what it is but I don't fight it. I just don't read books. I don't get it because my mom always reads. From the time I was growing up until now, she's always reading a book.
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Hobbies involving dogs 2017-06-18 03:24:32 Post No.18430713
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Any hobbies that i can get into involving dogs?
Looking for something to do with my bitch that does not involve training them to run an obstacle course.
Pic related it's me and my bitch
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Some more info
She's a young girl, """labrador""" and very active. I take her out around 2-3 times a day but since i'm going to have some free time these next 2 months i want to try something different.
Any suggestions?
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>>18430713
Hiking. I suppose your dog loves water, since she's lab, so something like going to lake would work too. Maybe find someone that has dog too so you can go together.
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>>18430751
Would you recommend hiking up a semi steep hill?
Going to a lake isn't really an option in my city or anywhere nearby and i dont want her to get hurt
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24 years old here
how the fuck do i make friends ?
I can be funny, i look decent, i can more or less converse with others, yet all i do in my free time is stay in front of my computer with my windows closed. I'll admit i'm a bit shy and reserved, and i'm often too much stuck in my own head.
Also i only befriend girls i'm not romantically interested in, i almost never befriend guys or girls whom i find attractive. I'd like to, but i'm too scared to do it.
I never leave my house cause i have no occasion of doing so, what's wrong with me ?
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fuck this gay earth
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>>18430717
I ended up with new friends after I moved cities for a job, losing my current friends for the most part.
Didn't say no to any social invitations from coworkers for like 2 months and I ended up with some people to hang out with, both coworkers and people they knew.
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>>18430723
I tried forcing myself to go to parties and such but i don't manage to enjoy it and i end up leaving really fast.
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So I recently made some new friends, and it looks like I'm becoming the group bitch. It's mainly one guy, but he literally makes fun of or has to comment everything I say, and talks shit about me all the time. At first I thought I was just banter but it's getting fucking personal, and he's not like that with anyone else,just with me.
Am I being sensitive or should I just ditch these guys? I work with them so I don't want to get to the point where it gets physical.
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Stand up for yourself, have some self respect.
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>>18430662
I talk back thinking it's all good fun, but I'm starting to think they're being serious. Not much more I can do other than leave that group.
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>>18430657
Get him alone. Push him down onto a table and whisper in his ear "you like fucking with me?, well now I'm going to fuck you" rape solves a lot of problem senpai
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Well, my wife missed her birth control a few weeks back, and is now showing signs of pregnancy. She also would not want to get an abortion should she be pregnant.
We're both still in school, of course, so I think the correct course of action is a murder suicide, but I'm open to ideas.
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>>18430566
>my wife missed her birth control a few weeks back
Sure, she "missed" it purely by accident, uh huh.
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>>18430572
Yeah, funny how that works
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How do you get married and not want to have kids?
You're clearly retarded or autistic. I'm far more worried about how some grub on 4chan is married.
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I was with her over a year ago by now, have been through several other relationships. I have flirted, fucked and had fun with other women.
But I still feel the frustration and anger she left inside me. If she sent me a pic of herself with a dude's load on her face or anything like that, I'd fuck something or someone up.
How do I make this go away?
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Talk to other women. It'll make you feel better and like there's more options out there. Eventually you won't even give a shit.
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Move on, I loved someone a lot and it hurt like a bitch when she left. You move on though, the longer it takes to move on the more pain you will feel. It's one of those things in like you have to push yourself to do.
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maybe you should consider going to a therapist for a couple months. after a year, it shouldnt be gnawing at you like this. a shrink could help you reconcile the past.
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Hey people. I need some advice about my wiener.
>haven't had sex in months
>masturbated daily
>stopped masturbating May 31st
>haven't ejaculated since
>first week was fine just horny
>second week balls ached a little and would have semen like discharge after urination
>now after urination when I do have semen discharge or "precum" its white but with a mucus yellow color to it
>just a couple of moments ago there was a lot of it
Question is? What should I do? I don't want to break my no fap streak, should I wait for sex or me not masturbating would fuck my chances up in proper endurance? Also, why the hell is my "precum" yellow?
Thank you
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>>18430462
I'm not a doctor in any way but your precum might be yellow because you didn't ejaculate for so long? You know how when you're having sex and ejaculate 2 times, the second time your cum is more liquid than the first time.. Maybe it gets yellow after not ejaculating for so long. If you are really worried about it call your doctor and ask him/her about it.
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>>18430462
Not sure but you may have a lot of cum in your precum.
I've noticed that this year my cum has somehow turned more yellowish and i researched online and it says i should go for a healthier diet to get it whiter and eat like celery.
I also would like to know morea bout this though
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>>18430493
Also want to add that i did eat healthier and yesterdays cum was still yellowish but today it came out white.
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Best girl ive ever met (current gf) isnt sexual, what do 2017-06-18 12:52:07 Post No.18430431
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I need relationship advice /b/
Current gf - most amazing, funniest, nicest, kindest, smartest person ive ever met, literally an oxford student and isnt even pretentious about it, selfless and always puts others 1st, literally an angel + funny too. About a 7/10 appearance wise
Ex - funny, bit stupid but in a cute clumsy way, bit bitchy sometimes, amazing body, amazing in bed etc
Problem is, current gf is not sexual at all, she's one of those who wants to wait till marriage etc etc so am I a terrible person for even considering breaking up with her and maybe getting back with my ex / someone new just because she doesnt satisfy me sexually, in every other way shes the one, the best person ive met by far and amazing in every other way but im a sexual guy and idk
Advice?
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>>18430431
No, you're not terrible for wanting a partner who has a similar sex drive to you. You can ignore it in the beginning as the infatuation tends to mask it, but it will become an issue in the future. The fact you're considering returning to your ex for a fuck while you're in this relationship shows that you don't love her and you're not all that invested anyway.
Don't return to your ex though. She's your ex for a reason.
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>>18430431
Remember: most women have responsive sexual desire
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>>18430431
All women are sexual creatures in the right circumstances. Your girlfriend is simply not sexually attracted to you and is using this "no sex until marriage" line as an excuse. She will be sexually attracted to a 10/10 Chad once he inevitably hits on her. Ghost her and find someone that will actually satisfy your intimacy needs.
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Is it possible to order a custom rolex without the crown logo and the name rolex on it from retail? I don't want others judging me how much I spent on a watch and want to wear it with a certain group of people who can't afford such things and don't want to offend them but at the same time I want to wear it because I really like the design and quality of rolex watches.
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>Thing where 99.9% of its cost comes from its branding
>Wants one without the branding
You can get literally any Wal-mart watch.
If you're going to pretend that it's not the same fucking thing because the back is plastic or it's not accurate over 600 years, then you're a fucking idiot.
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>>18430184
Just find pretty much any other high-end watch.
Most people will likely have never heard of it, and won't think anything of it.
If you absolutely can't find any other watch, I'm not really sure what to say.
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>>18430184
>I really like the design and quality of rolex watches.
Buy a Tudor.
Or get something from a lesser known brand with a similar design. Depending on the style of watch you want and your budget, you could look at IWC, JLC, Chopard, Piaget, or if that's out of your price range, Bremont or Tag Heuer
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>Met guy online 3 years ago
>Been good friends since
>Met up 4 times together with other online friends, have fun but nothing happens
>Met up with friends again
>Cuddled and kissed, spent a whole night together in my room
>Decide to not date because of distance
A couple of days ago he told me he got a job offer in my town and he'd like to move here. He said that he has another better job offer somewhere else, but he wants to move here because he really wants to date me.
I do like him and want to date him, but I am scared he'll regret it if things don't work out.
Should I tell him to come here?
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>I'm worried that I'll ruin a man's life just because he likes me
Don't worry, if it's not him you'll end up shotgun marrying someone else.
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>>18430161
Kek. I don't even particularly want to get married, I would just if my partner really cared about it.
I also live in a place where you can keep your financial assets divided in case you get married.
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Bump.
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I really like these headbands from the 70s. Will I look like a total hipster if I wear one of these? I also wear glasses with thin frames so I don't know if wearing these headbands will look good on me (I'm female).
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>Absolutely zero indication if OP is a hambeast or a blonde model who would look good in absolutely anything
Yeah sure we can help. Let's also diagnose you for cancer while we're at it.
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It won't look totally bad if you wear the right headband with the right hair.
From a composition perspective, having both glasses and headband will make you face looks busy. Either lose the glasses or the headband.
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>>18430080
I think I look 7ish out of 10.