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My landlord is trying to charge me $400 for New mattress


I did have a stain on it, but they didn't even try to gett it professionally removed for much cheaper. So they're charging me for an entirely new mattress, shipping, and cost to dispose of the old one. I feel like that's not legal? I mean they didn't even try to get the stain professionally removed


can I take this to court/ would i have a chance of winning? It would only cost $40 to file this in a small claims court, but I don't wanna waste my time, but I also don't wanna be taken advantage of either , and to be honest I don't even think they're going to buy a new mattress I think they're just trying to steal my money

The mattress is otherwise in perfect condition besides the stain, it's completely usable it just needs the stain removed and a M tress cover


I tried talking to him in text and told him I would bring it to a small claims court if necessary Bc I felt like he was overcharging me but he said "I'm no longer inn business with you that's the cost don't text me again"
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>>18431670

First off, this is why renting is a bad idea. Someone can legally screw with your finances and living situation.

Second, no tenant wants to sleep on a fucking stained ass mattress that someone fucked on and sweated in and shit even if it's been "professionally cleaned." That's why landlords have these deposits.

Technically I'm sure you could dispute the terms of the deal if the mattress wasn't listed as something you put in a deposit for but we'd have to see the lease.

Just pay the man.
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>>18431670
that's why you always use a mattress protector.
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So you ruined the guys mattress and now you won't pay him for it?

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My neighbors are hosting a college party right now and they are blasting music so loud i can still hear it with headset on. Getting pretty pissed off by now.. What should i do? Is there anyway i can mess with some cables and cut out their power?
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Make/use a wifi jammer. If they use Bluetooth speakers, play horrible shit on them. Complain to the cops about a party involving minors and alcohol.
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Call the police anonymously. Pretend not to be home at all, like total blackout except for the electronics you are using.

Problem solved.
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>>18431608

Join the party you fag..

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I'm thinking of joining the United Methodist Church, because a lot of Zen Buddhism and basically all of Yoga seems to have be commodified (which is pretty far from the insights and teachings). Do any of you guys have experiences and tips with this sort of thing?
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I ended in a North Korean concentration camp by following their advice.

4/10
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>>18431618
???
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This is the one that blame the jew and fags for the world decline, right?
Pretty ballsy if you ask me.

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Im 19, living with parents. I always worry over them not being pleased or understanding with everything I enjoy. Do I have an anxiety problem?
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>>18431579
No, you're a pussy
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you need space. move out when you can,
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>>18431599
Have you seen the prices

I can't even display my nendoroids without worrying

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How does this hairstyle look? Should I change anything?
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>>18431510
You look like you have a pretty cucky vibe and soft face. I wouldn't fuck you but it probably looks pretty cute, all things considered.
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>>18431517
Yeah, the cucky vibe comes from my dad desu
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>>18431510
It looks like your the type of guy who would only look up vanilla tags on exhentai

Which can be a bad thing if you interpret it that way

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Hi /adv/. I've been with my gf a little over a year and we've been having sex fairly often. The only thing is that we have a bit of size difference and she likes it hard. Now that's obviously not a problem itself but she's quite tight and I'm a little bigger than average and she likes it hard so she inevitably ends up being sore after sex. So the next day and usually the day after that she can't really have sex because it's too painful (I know she's not making excuses because she often initiates and everything is fine up until penetration). Basically I want advice on how I can get her to have an orgasm with slamming her really hard and fast. Alternative solutions to this problem are welcome though.

Btw lube DOES work but not if it's only been one day. Too painful even with lube at that point.
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>>18431495
Was she raped or abused at any point?
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>>18431501
No.
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>>18431501
Uh... she DOES have a bit of a fetish about that though.

I've got no real friends, everyone finds me a bit too over the top. I can't have a normal conversation about the weather or the "game" or something. No. I talk about conspiracy theories, alternate dimensions, strategy games and just overall, things no one cares about in my town. I get sad at night, not having anyone to tell my problems to, not having anyone to ask me how I'm doing... no one real. I have one friend, she's alright but I'm her sort of secondary friend. She wouldn't really ask me out to go to the movies or be comfortable to going out with me (platonic) in the first place. I had only two true friends, both of them found better friends and changed. I'm miserable, any advice is appreciated.. thanks
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If you have any questions, please
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>I'm her sort of secondary friend

She's not a real friend. You will know if you have a true friend if you would take a bullet for him and he would take a bullet for you. Ghost that bitch and start socializing more.
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>>18431440
Any advice on socializing?

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I saw somewhere once, probably a decade ago, that has resurfaced in my mind and is something Id love to try.

He posted on some dating website of the day that he make house calls to go and give ladies head. No strings attached, just show up do is thing and dip.

Sounds like a blast. I like giving people pleasure, massages and such, but have never crossed into the world of one night sexual encounters. Seems like a good way to give some ladies a night of pleasure and get some practice and pointers at the same time.

My partner and i have been teasing an open relationship for a while, and this would be a pretty good foot in the door.

How do i best go about doing this? What would be the ideal platform to meet people that would be interested? Once there, how do I express my desire without sounding too impersonal? This shit terrifies me, but thats why i want to do it. Adv, youve never steered anyone wrong before, hope you can help.

Much love.
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>>18431300
Step 1 buy 20 std home testing kits
Step 2 eat all the tainted beef you can find
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enjoy your pus flavored pussy
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>>18431300

>no matter how many mistakes you've made so far, you'll never be this beta/retarded.

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Does anyone here personally know men who have slept with a large (25+) amount of women?

I'm not talking about college football players railing the entire sorority, I'm talking about men who have seduced dozens of women into one-night stands or relationships only to leave them afterwards, leaving a trail of broken hearts.

How the fuck do you think they do it, if they're not extremely rich or famous?
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THey jus dope
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>>18431238

I have. I'm turning 25 in a month and i've slept with over 60. I'm not particularly good looking, i dress fairly plain (black shirts and grey/green pants), and i don't have a lot of money. I also have anxiety and trust issues.

The trick is to not give a fuck - choose your words wisely and make them count. Let her do most of the talking. Walk around like you own the world.
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>>18431683
Speaks the truth. I am one of those dudes too, hell it is disgusting now that i think about how many women ive fucked but i am young and look decent. I have confidence but am starting to settle down

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What are the least messy ones?
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>>18431232
Check the archive

/thread
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>>18431232
Hanging and exit bag.
Pills can fail and everything else leave a big ass blood stain.
Pee and shit before trying to kill yourself.
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How do i escape the oppression of the psychic hivemind we all live in.

I feel fucked.
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Find yourself.
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A wise philosopher once said this:

"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Gets the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run"
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>>18431193
I get that but i feel like it doesn't matter since the world is all under a spell.

I'm not so young (30) and unskilled. I have boring office work and dont possess any skills or talents in creative or other significant fields. All my life i was attracted to various manifestations of fantasy. I want to remake other people created artworks, plots to fit them my own taste i also want to see my own wildest ideas being executed in carefully thought out and brought out creations of literatirure, multiplication, cinema, art etc. In the same time i lack the most primitive forms of patience, am lazy and talentless.

I only can dream with all these unborn designs and lose myself in these dreams.

This unresolved contradiction wears me down day in and day out, i dont know how to live anymore, what can i do?
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>I want to remake other people created artworks

Derivative works are less interesting than your own.

> i also want to see my own wildest ideas being executed in carefully thought out and brought out creations of literatirure, multiplication, cinema, art etc

That's awesome dude. Me too. It's a big task though. The only way to get a task like this done is to get started. Literally anywhere. Start writing on your computer. Start doodling in a notebook. It doesn't matter. More and more ideas will come if you allow yourself to tap into a creative way of thinking.
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>>18431185
You have addressed the second part of equation, but what about the first, my ultimate lacking of skills AND patience to develope ones?
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>>18431227
your unsatisfied with how your life has progressed, i get it. the answer to solve your problem is to stop being lazy about it and get to work.

like creating something vs dreaming of it are two completely different things. dreaming doesn't take any effort, creating things does.

making something is not fun, and 90% of it is boring repetition. you can't do anything in life without suffering/getting through the boring, not fun bits.

if its important to you, fight for it. there's no getting round this fact.

start drawing, painting, writing, animating etc.

whatever medium you wanna use start building your worlds in, start developing skills in it.

if you won't, you're gonna be 40 and still be standing where you are now.

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What do /adv/? I feel like shit and want to kill myself now. I know my brain wants me to chase the loss, but I know that's the gambler's fallacy.

How do I make it stop hurting? I know I'm an idiot, I just ...feel like fucking garbage.
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You only lost $500, let it go and keep away from the gamble.

IF you decide to gamble again set an amount you are willing to burn in one pocket and put the winnings (if any) in another.

Once the first pocket is empty, game over until next time.
Seriously tho, sort your life budget out first. Dont be stupid with gambling money meant for rent/food etc
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>>18431041
>You only lost $500, let it go and keep away from the gamble.
This. My boss is a former gambling addict and it's cost him literally millions.
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Over the course of 2016 I probably lost somewhere in the neighborhood of $3000 playing blackjack and I barely make any money at all. Since the start of this year i decided to stop, and I haven't gambled at all. It's really the only way.

Don't chase your losses just accept them and quit.

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Should I try to small talk and talk about my nonexistent craft project? I'm too autistic for even this, help me.
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>>18430926
The attention you'll get by killing yourself won't benefit you. Go see a therapist.
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YOU FUCKING USELESS PIECE OF SHIT CAN'T DO SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS BUYING ROPE, I CAN'T PICTURE HOW RETARDED CAN ANYONE BE TO NOT BE ABLE TO GO TO STORE AND PAY FOR FUCKING ROPE. GO SEE A THERAPHIST AND TELL HIM THAT YOURE A FUCKING FAILURE THAT CANT. EVEN. BUY. ROPE.
SERIOUSLY. KILL YOURSELF.
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do you also go to the supermarket and tell the cashier how you're going to use every single product you buy?

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I talk in my sleep. I say the weirdest things.
I also scream and shout. Once my sister said I said "SIEG HEIL!" and other profanity. How does one stop?
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>Once my sister said I said "SIEG HEIL!"
stop spending 8 hours a day on /pol/
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you don't. it's the most hilarious shit ever.
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>>18430910
Neck yourself faggot

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