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Ive been laying in bed trying to sleep for the past 3 and a half hours, its currently 3:41 were in at and I can't barely keep my eyes closed. What the fuck should I do to prevent this from ever happening again?
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Take melatonin, sleeping pills and alcohol together. They work synergistically, as long as you consume enough of each. You will never have this problem again.
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Exercise. Vigorously.
If that doesn't work, whistle some songs that you like.
Both of these make me fall asleep in under 30 minutes.
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I hope I don't have to explain why you shouldnt drink and take sleeping pills lol
Hello, internet. I'm 20 y/o, with 8 notches since 18 y/o losing virginity. I have read Neil Strauss - The Game, Mystery Method and Roosh V bang, but these seem to me to be outdated to current situation. Could you give me some basic seducer literature? Books, collection of routines, peacocking items to buy and so on.
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>>18457650
"Seduction" ia a 1950s concept. Think in terms of meeting girls you like and like you, and developing a connection, so that sex becomes as much her goal and decision as yours, not something you trick her into
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>>18457678
> not something you trick her into
isn't that what seduction is? driving the other person that you like crazy to want to have sex with you?
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Thank you for the replies. Not getting too far, but it's still something
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Unfortunately, this isn't helping me in either way.
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Seduction is getting other to follow you. As much as I see it. I just want to know how to do it better.
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OK so somehow I smoothtalked a cutie on Tinder into going out with me next weekend. I've got a couple of problems though:
1. It's been 10 (yes, ten) years since I've been on a date. Besides the obvious things (grooming, hygiene, wear neat clothing, etc.) anything else I should keep in mind? I don't give many fucks these days so I won't be upset if it doesn't work out, but I want to at least give it a good shot.
2. She's started a text message conversation with me. I'd like to stop chatting via text messages since I'd rather just get to know her in person (and she's more likely to realise I'm not as funny normally as I was on Tinder before we get the chance to find out if we're compatible). She asked how my day was and I've been replying and asking her about hers, but I'm wondering if there's a good way to cut the conversation short without sounding cold.
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>if there's a good way to cut the conversation short without sounding cold
"I prefer face to face conversations"
"Hey lets talk about that when we meet"
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Thanks buddy.
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I'm going camping in the morning and there won't be any wi-fi. How do people with life hacks get free wi-fi wherever you go?
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Just dont use internet
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>>18457567
The WHOLE poin of camping is to escape the pressures of urban life. Enjoy being out of touch
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Sooooo my significant other got me into crossdressing at some point in our relationship. Before her I had never even thought about doing such a thing however I now have a pretty deep fetish with it. I love cute clothes and being in cute clothes but now a few years later she is totally against it... She has BPD episodes and she grills me about how I'm a faggot, tranny etc etc. It's driving me nuts as I do enjoy it quite a bit, am I in the wrong for continuing to want to do this or is she in the wrong for getting me into it in the first place?
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She's just jelly because you're cuter than her.
But forget about her, you don't need her anymore, she has been rendered obsolete by the ultimate being that is you, the final step in human evolution the (no) homo senpai
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>>18457566
You're a degenerate that's all there is to it.
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You're in the wrong for being a fucking faggot.
Consider suicide.
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How do you deal with annoying coworkers? Any recommendations?
Found this helpful article: https://cloutos.com/blog/dealing-bossy-coworker/
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Tell them to eat shit.
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Eat shit, asshole! Fall off your horse!
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Why do I feel my chest pushing out when I breath? 2017-06-26 09:25:37 Post No.18457531
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Why do I feel my chest pushing out when I breath?
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When I take a breath I just feel this chest movement, front goes out and up, is this actually normal?
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Pretty sure that's a symptom of lung cancer, my grandpa described something similar a few weeks before he died.
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Well, where did you imagine all that air went when you breathed it in?
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>>18457708
Don't believe this, anon, he's just part of a negationist group whose real intent is to hide the existence of the tiny people who work in our lungs and make them move
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So I am probably a stupid person, but I believe in a perfect girl...I met one >5years ago and we had beed friends for 4 of those years, later down the road we got into relationship and yesterday she said she is not ready to commit and she is too afraid of relationships now....and i feel done...just done...its fucked up becouse I love her like hell and she loves me...just...please help me...its not my first girlfriend, but its probably the last...i feel like she was perfect and there wont be another
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Good riddance I say.
When a girl says "I love you" but isn't willing to be in a relationship with you (Assuming the circumstances allow it, and you're not a fucked up creep who may harm or abuse her not isn't financially fucked) there is no reason for her to reject you.
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The reason is that she had a emotional childhood scar, sine she was at the very young age, her parents, werent really there, so she grew apart from letting someone be even a bit in control of her life, she cried like hell... I did too...
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Pls, still in a total emotional void and dk what to do or what is up...
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How do I dance I don't want to look stupid in the club that I'm going to later this week
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Get drunk and stop worrying. (And copy people around you)
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First you get drunk, but not too drunk. Then you find a cute girl who looks like she knows how to dance and chat her up. Then confess you can't dance for shit, ask if she'd teach you. If she says yes, you go on the dance floor and proceed to make a complete fool of yourself and she'll find it hilarious and sorta cute in an awkward way. Afterwards you ask for her number or take her home, depending. If she says no to teaching you ("oh well, worth a shot"), then you find another chick who's game.
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general "don't know what to do with my life" post
thrown out of school, rough time growing up
finished high school and just packed my shit up at 18 and went traveling, I only work odd jobs for a few month then I'm back on the road.
I get along with people, but I'm not at all inclined to build relationships- in fact the longer I spend around people the less comfortable I am.
Haven't really been attracted to anyone in years truth be told, the partners I've had really carried the relationships because I Was nonchalant at best
I know I need a career, that is certain
My two friends say I should take up English teaching, but I'm not sure
The one person in my family I talk to says I should join the army
I was leaning towards business for a while, but I just couldn't commit to four years study in my home country
While I enjoy travel I'm just so tired now, I can barely eat three meals a day and get the basic things done like washing clothes.
Quitting drinking might pay off in the long run, but for now it just saps me or enthusiasm for living; instead of spending all day drunk I just sit around agitated with nothing to do
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I've been consciously deciding to feel depressed for the past few days. Whenever I'm alone, I'll start wondering and eventually get depressed, but it's my choice. I decide I want to be depressed for the rest of the day.
When I'm with people, even if I decided to be depressed, my mood will brighten up significantly.
What do? How do I stop?
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>lazy Sunday
>watching a porn video with all my 6 room mates out of boredom
>4 girls 3 guys
>the girls start giggling
>"that guy is so small!"
Mfw my dick is significantly smaller
Are girls really this oblivious to penis size? Is it even that bi
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It's porn, obviously they expected a bigger dick. IRL it doesn't really matter unless it matters to you.
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It matters. You need big big big dick.
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>Is it even that bi
My bad, I didn't finish the sentence,
Is it that big of a difference?
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Algorithmic Thinking Examination
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Later this fall I will be going to the University of Michigan in the College of Engineering.
All Engineering freshman have to take an Algorithmic Thinking Test that determines your ability to think computationally.
This test along with other factors deriving from your background affect whether you are put in ENGR 101, the regular programming course, or ENGR 151, the accelerated programming course.
I took the test recently and personally got a 12/16 which translates to a 75 percent score. however during the test I did feel quite rushed, considering the 30 minute time limit.
The thing I want to know is that is this a relatively good score?
Personally, I did feel rushed, but computer programming is something I do on a regular basis on my own time.
I have extensive background in programming, and am one of the few people I know that regularly study it or use it in projects in their own time.
I feel that if I am put into ENGR 101, I won't feel challenged, as if it is anything like computing courses I've taken in high school, it will all be elementary material I've studied myself.
I feel that an accelerated course is the only place I can work with other people who are just as knowledgable and invested in computing as I am.
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It's probably one of those things where the top 50% get put in 151 and the bottom 50% get put in 150, so there's really no way to tell since you don't know how well everyone else is going to do
I can't stop masturbating +4 times a day. Some days I just masturbate hourly. I can't stop and I know from experience that it affects my natural libido badly. How can I masturbate like 2 times a week like normal people? The longest I've ever gone without masturbating was like 4 days.
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>>18457390
look up nofap. There's a whole community about it and they've got loads of resources and tips to get started and gain more control. Good luck
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You gotta do stuff, get out of the house and stop hanging around places like this where you can bump into something that turns you on and leads you into fapping.
I function best when I fap once every 4th or 5th day, it's difficult but I do feel a slight change when I haven't fapped in a few days, I feel more confident and my weird phobia for eye contact gradually goes away.
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I was supposed to play vidya with my ldr boyfriend but I slept for 6 hours in the fucking afternoon
We hadn't played in forever so I was excited, then I took a nap and I ended up sleeping forever. He doesn't know so I think he is kind of mad. Now I'm going to be awake all night just thinking if I could have been awake a few hours before I could have played. I feel bad for sleeping so long and keeping him waiting.....
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>>18457329
That isn't a question
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>ldr boyfriend
Let me guess, you have never met and had sex?
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I'm really clueless to what reply you're looking for here.
Tell him you're sorry?