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I don't wanna put this in b so fuck it, my skin is generally pretty good on my body.. but the past 3 years I've had a slightly physical job that makes me sweat sometimes especially in the undercarriage area.

So I'm getting these little clusters of..? I'm not sure what, they don't always go to a whitehead so it seems like I can't remove them in anyway.

I need advice on what to do about this, how can I fix myself
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Its called chafing and there's a bunch of ways to help prevent it. Head to the pharmacy and pick up one of these. Fresh balls, anti monkey butt powder, chamois butter, bodyglide, or anything you can find that's labeled anti-chafing. You can also wear boxer briefs.
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Is that your bulge anon

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There has been a small mistake at my job and my boss asked me who did it. I said my colleague, he said me. Turns out the mistake wasn't a mistake but now my colleague is acting like a wee bitch.
What do?
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>>18461501
Who did it and what was this "mistake"?
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>>18461502
It's not the kind of mistake you can find out who did. You just gotta believe.
Anyway I think she did it, she thinks I did it, truth is nobody can know for sure since we both handled the sample at the same time.
And the mistake is of small matter, it's not really anything since it turned out nobody did anything wrong in the end. It's just a matter of throwing accusations left and right.
Maybe I did it, who knows, but this colleague is just acting so overly serious all the time.
Don't wanna sound like some redpilled fag but I think it's just her woman nature acting up. How do I make her chill already?
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slap the bitch like a bitch

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Hello /adv/,my parents are going away for 2-2.5 months and i wont be going with them.This will be my first time being alone for such a long time(im 18) and i dont have too much money to spend on money as they are going to give me the same amount when i went to school for 8 hours,so i need something cheap to eat.Also im pretty bad at cooking.


Sorry for any spelling errors,still learning english
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>>18461494
get used to some of the cookery websites for students and poor people, you'll need to up that game pretty quickly. get them to get you a good cookery book too, here are some in English if you can't find one in your own language./
http://www.independent.co.uk/extras/indybest/food-drink/best-student-cookbooks-reviews-uk-a7320321.html
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>>18461593
Thanks,there should be some books around the house,ill search around.I was thinking of getting packed food like ramen,but making something by my self might be a nice experience.
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fuck the ramen, keep some tinned crap and dried foods for back up and emergencies (not for lazy moments).

this i your chance to man up (or whatever if you're a gril) and do shit by yourself.

if you have a garden, growing some lettuce and salad stuff is a piece of piss, low on effort, high on patience, but worth it too. even some parsley or herbs can be grown on the window so you can throw some in a soup or sandwich.

are you going to be in school or at work or what?

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>Quit my last job in IT week and a half ago
>Suffer from general anxiety, but feel a bit better when I'm focused on something
>Just applied for a kitchen job (Kitchen Porter) where it'll probably be a high stress environment during service, good chance I'll get it
>Still trying to build confidence in myself and my own skills

Should I see a counsellor?

Sometimes I feel great and ready to get going with shit, other times I'm just nervous about everything that might happen and that I'll fuck up.
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hi /adv/ i changed the ink in my canon MG4250 a while back and now i get only these shitty prints images and other things with color is printed with these green lines horizontally all over what gives ive tried some rinse and deep rinse maintenance but i dare not mess with the printer head settings manually as i dont think that is the issue

any tech savvy anons here that could help me out?
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The heads probably gone. Dry ink must have fucked it up or dust. They could have been old cartridges or some 3rd company cartridges. Clearly the cyan and magenta is screwed, and doing a deep clean didnt unclog it. If there is any print head alignment option try that, but im geussing the heads gone. I say mess with the print head settings you have nothing really to lose now.

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Hi /adv,

I've recently come out of a long term relationship. I'm 22, and have never really been in a non-long-term relationship but I'm interested in an exchange student that I've known for a little bit.
>meet this girl, we'll call her Monica
>meet Monica for the first time at big group outing
>we're riding the tram home
she asks me about my gf at the time
>I give her all the details and speak positively of gf
>don't see Monica for a while
>Gf leaves me
>eventually travel with work to Monica's home town overseas
>ask her what to do there
>she doesn't reply
>we hang out with the same group we met with originally
>she is much warmer and comfortable this time around
>gives sympathy about my breakup
>says if I need a wingman she's there for me
>says if I need someone to talk to about the breakup she's there>says she'll take me on a practice date some time
>eventually a few of us go out
>we take some drugs (MDMA, speed, clubbing shit)
>Monica is all over me, constantly running her hands through my soaking wet sweaty hair, giving me massages, climbing on me, etc
>the next day I am due for a Tinder date
>she consistently discourages me from going on said date and to come drinking with her and a couple she is friends with
>i ask her if she is sussing me out and she gives a cheeky response
>decide to ditch date and go
>we have a pleasant dinner together, befriend the couple
>the next day we had plans to trip acid in a big group
>we have a great time all together
>Monica and I are on the same couch amongst others
>she cuddles me and strokes my hair a bit, feels like I'm melting into her
>stroke her leg at one point and I swear she looks excited for a moment and spreads them
>eventually have to leave cause housemate wants to go home
>message her today asking her if I can see her alone sometime soon
>she replies "I'd be keen to get dinner before sending you into the dating world"
>doesn't give any other hints whether she likes me or not

cont.
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>>18461464
>she gives few and far between responses from there but seems up for meeting
>I was totally sure she was into me until our recent exchange
>I really have no experience with asking girls out as all previous GFs have gone for me more actively

So is there any chance she likes me properly? How can I turn this practice date into a real date?
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>>18461466
>stroke her leg at one point and I swear she looks excited for a moment and spreads them
>So is there any chance she likes me properly? How can I turn this practice date into a real date?

Are you retarded? Go until No. If she enjoys being touched by you, then keep escalating until you get a clear no-go from her. A no-go being her pulling away, seeming uncomfortable, or vocally telling you she's not into it. She's going to lose interest if you don't make your move soon.

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I mostly love girls. I think women can be shitty human beings but I also think women can be amazing above any male. but I still hold some hate for women in my heart. for no real reason. Please help me get rid of it
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>>18461459
If you had ideal DHT levels you would hate women even more than you do now.
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Losing your virginity would help

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There's a whole lot of awkwardness in my life right now

When I see my family I feel awkward

When I see my old friends I feel awkward

When I see people I used to work with I feel awkward

But I can't move forward, it feels awkward to try new things, I literally don't know what to do about this feeling

What's the solution? How do I make a change?
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(Already posted about this before, some of you may already recognize this)
>21
>Living with parents while I go to college
>For some fuck-all reason my little brother (16) does the stupidity of getting majorly stoned 3 hours before he and my family went to a trip to mexico for vacation.
>My mom is planning to check him in to a rehab/counseling center for a few months because he's been a major pain to my parents' marriage.
>This means Older brother, grand-mama, and I are stuck by ourselves until family comes back until december

I'm certain that my older brother could get a job. Financially speaking, my family is fucked.

I've considered enlisting in the air force, and I have come to accept it. But as of recently, I've began to have cold feet about it. Like, I'm starting to think that this isn't a smart choice.

What good will come from me enlisting in the air force, and how is the military daily life like?
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bump

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How to score pussy
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>>18461421
Award points for attractiveness, softness, flavor, etc.

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Sooo, we just found out my sis has been in love/dating with a 17 y/o boy. She is 26. I don't know what to say, or do. Mom's crying, saying she will throw sis out etc. My sis and I were planning to move out soon anyway. But now Im not sure how i should act towards my sis. I mean the kid is only one year younger than me ffs. The opposite of this (26 y/o m and 17 y/o g) would be disgusting.
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>>18461399
What's the big deal he'll be 18 in a year.
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>>18461399
you cuck, the opposite would be more normal, if anything. say nothing, do nothing, it's literally none of your business.

the [current year] has seen a crop of 20-30-something female hs teachers banging their students though so changes are afoot.
>inb4 matriarchy & feminisation

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Rommate refuses to turn down the phone voulme during nigh time.
What do?
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>>18461393
Pinch His/Her nose during their sleep, then tell them it's like "that" when their phone rings
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>>18461398
I don't have that kind of relationship with them
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>>18461400
her*

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I'm becoming more and more frustrated with my life right now.
Been in college for about four years now with more to go, living in the same fucking house for over ten years.

My hobbies are boring and I need to force myself to look at them
I'm sick of eating, every time I'm hungry it's a 15 minute project to force myself to eat some shit
Can't find a fucking job anywhere, and when one pops up it just goes to some employer's cousin or stupid shit
My friends never want to fucking do anything except the same shit over and over (Shit I honestly didn't care for to begin with) in the same places at the same time

Is there anything I can do besides kill myself?
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>>18461347
Become a motivational speaker?
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If you were miserable for three years straight after moving out from home and started becoming extremely depressed as well as suicidal due to wanting to move out of state, however the woman you're with doesn't want to move out of state would you leave her if you were a NEET incapable of finding work in your current location, sitting on a shitty computer that probably will stop working any day now, the people in the apartment above you as well as all around you make noise so bad you can't survive without earbuds / headphones, you don't have a car or your license, your social anxiety is extremely terrible around people you know but you're good around completely strangers, you haven't had sex with each other in three weeks, conversations are hardly pleasant, you can't move back in at home, your mom has been killed, and you only have $1500 to your name with nowhere to go.

What the fuck would you do?
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>>18461242
$1,500 More than Me. . .

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I'm such a fucking idiot, this was my first time driving at night and I let it get into my head. I was confronted with a neighborhood I do not know and ended up turning onto the wrong side of the road. Luckily I was fast enough to turn onto another road after aggressive beeping from a car in front of me, there was about 5 seconds before I realized and thought to myself "I fucked up bad". Any advice to get through this? I'm a very new driver and my confidence just plummeted to 0. I feel like not driving for a whole year.
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>>18461106

just go out and drive tomorrow, just be extra cautious.
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>>18461106
I know that fucking feel. I did so much stupid shit in my first month after getting a license which also included driving on the wrong side of the road for five seconds, realizing it, and turned around while some 14 year old kids on their bikes were laughing at me. I also didn't stop at a red light because I looked at the wrong traffic light and saw it green.
It happens. Fuck it. Like >>18461109 said go out and drive as much as possible. Don't think about it, nothing happened, you didn't hurt anyone. If you keep on driving you will improve and eventually you will laugh about it like I am laughing here
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>>18461816
Thanks, your advice is really comforting since you've experienced it too, and I'll try to drive more and carefully from now on

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