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Don't jack off

Serious.

Never stop masterbating

>>18505463
You must be fucking gorgeous to get women messaging you on online dating.

>>18505318
>How difficult is it having a partner in a scenario like this
very difficult.

on the positive side, crohns is now known to be caused by a bacteria/fungal symbiotic relationship that the immune system tries to attack. its not the immune system trying to attack her intestines. get her a better doctor that keeps up on the cutting edge research instead of just raking in a paycheck. there's ways to cure it.

that said, that kind of disease can ruin a person mentally to where they aren't really in any shape to be in a relationship.

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>>18505326
Well I only just started talking to her and we hung out today. She's super sweet and really positive, she's apparently had crohn's for over a decade so she has learned to live with it.

I just can't fucking cut contact because of a disease she can't control. Fuck man, all I wanted was a cute gf. Here's my chance but of course I get fucking monkey paw'd

>>18505342
well idk what to fuckin tell you man.

Its fine to have a crush so long as you don't do anything inappropriate.

Unless you think you don't have the willpower.

>>18505278

I have the willpower, but I also don't want to have a crush on someone that I have to spend the majority of my waking life with but have to hold back with. My question really is, how do I extinguish a crush?

>>18505297
Either find someone else or discover enough of that persons flaws that you are no longer attracted to them.

Or it will backfire and you like them more and eventually fall in love with them but they already have a boyfriend so you try desperately to get out but only get pulled deeper and deeper in until you are crying yourself to sleep and are happier than you have ever been when you get to spend time with her but want to kill yourself when you are away from her.

But what are the odds of that happening...

You might need to talk about this with your wife. Maybe see if you can get some time to pursue this girl and decide if you feel more for her than for your wife?

If you worry about how your family will react or feel about this girl, then you will want to avoid her. She's not going to get any better-kept from the way you describe her. Not unless you push her to do so.

I'm in the same boat
> me, conventionally attractive female but introverted AF, low self esteem, anxiety, zero close friends
> I met this guy who wasn't very special, but the connection we had when we fucked was so speciaaal
> long story short, I cheated on him because he would smoke pot with his friends every night and just forget about me
> blocked me like every where cuz he has ' values '
Okay so how do I get him to fuck me because I suppose he fucking hates me but I can't get him out of my head. I think about his dick every day, even when I'm fucking my current bf. Help.

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>>18505255
maybe you shouldn't have cheated on him, whore.

>>18505083
you're in, don't fuck it up

You did good bro, but keep doing good, basically don't stop trying just as hard as you have been. Once things get truly serious then step back and Pat yourself on the back, but definitely good job

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>>18505087


fuck me man I don't know how to explain this feel

she;'s so perfect man you don't even know, if you're reading this ***** just know that I fucking LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

F U C K <3
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<3

>>18505025
I don't think you have unreasonable expectations, I'm just not sure you've ever really orgasmed. If you have, then damn, I think you just drew a bad card in the genetic lottery.

>>18505025
Women on average actually get twice the number of contractions than as compared to men.

Not even kidding. Sorry OP

>>18505473
Is there anything I can do?

>>18505023
Maybe try finding those things out before dating for more than a month? How long do your relationships usually last? I want to know since you seem to date similar people.

>>18505023
post your picture senpai

>>18505034
My relationships don't tend to last that long because I find out that the girl isn't right for what I'm looking for. I'd call them stealth SJWs. They're not the ugly kind with stupid hair color and so on. They look normal. I date them, we get along, and they seem promising at first. Eventually, however, they start letting slip SJW-like beliefs. I'm fine with liberal beliefs; I have many myself. But then they start talking about the patriarchy, how the traditional family is oppressive, how they want to focus on their career and having children would hold them back and be awful. I hint that family is what I'm looking for with sentence starters like, "when I have kids. . ." or "I think a good kid's name would be . . . " And they become defensive and make clear that they don't want kids. The worse of them then get ideological with SJW stuff about double standards. At this point, I don't even have to unilaterally break up with them; things just get awkward, and we stop liking each other.

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These nuts

Hah gotteeem

>>18504736
you need a new jock strap to hold your massive dong

funny how you have to wait 3+ hours before responding so it looks like you care less

>>18504714
Be famous

>>18504714
Keep meeting girls until a hot girl likes you for you.

But seriously why do you think jt should work.that way? What entitles you to a girl who won the genetic lottery when you didnt?

Be charming, fun to be around and have a good personality

>>18504648
You get punished by kneeling on rice.

>>18504648
>>18504648

Just a list of guys names will be sure to put off any future suitors.

Women care more about relationships than sex, but she threw away one to get the other, and now she'll never have a relationship again.

Because a list of "guys who've been here" on a girls butthole would turn away even the most depraved orbiters.

>>18504657
I think kneeling on rice is the punishment

Dont cum

>>18504237
Just do it. Just win.

>>18504237
Put on ear muffs to drown out her blabbing while you're trying to sleep. Maybe take some ambian so you sleep longer? Get really drunk until you pass out so you can sleep even with her next to you?

I've got a friend who's mega into this stuff too. Only he's more of the 'the government is trying to kill us all!' Type. Can't really say I've got any answers here though. I just kinda dance around the topic whenever this stuff gets brought up, or just nod.

>>18504217
They may not be trying to kill us per say but they're definitely trying to oppress us.

Just look at education budget cuts. Make them stupid so that they don't know any better when we fuck them over.
Knowledge is power

>>18504217
Is there any way I can make him snap out of it? I don't care if he believes in aliens but he takes it to another level.
He's not the same person he used to be ever since he started smoking, drinking, and gotten into this shit.

>>18504109
sucking dick? guys love it!

>going to a stage
>Cheaper

Nah, venues like to fuck you, fans won't support you, and everyone including your bamdmates are out for a bigger paycheck. If that entails stabbing you in the back, they'll do it

>playing in a band
>cool
>a good occupation
>cheap
Maybe if you're a fucking high schooler

>>18503844
probably isn't attracted to you.

>>18503929
That's what I was thinking, but what are you basing that on?

>>18503844
Who cares about mouth if you can use her vagoo?

Or is getting oral your main fetish? Why is it so important for you?

>>18503644
My ex told me I'm a bad person.

I don't know if I am. I did some fucked up things. I basically harassed her because she didn't want to talk to me, made new accounts spammed messages. I feel bad for doing it.

I always tried to do the right thing. Maybe my words did come off as manipulative but that wasn't my intention. I was just trying to be honest about my feelings but I guess it came off as me trying to guilt trip.

I always felt I was a complicated person. A misunderstood person that comes off as cold but has a heart of gold. You know that old trope of a character.

But maybe I'm just insane and an asshole.

>>18503649
I can relate except for the new accounts and spamming part.

>>18503700
Yeah, I'm not proud of what I did. I was trying to reach out because I didn't like the way we left things. I was trying to get closure but I guess I shoulda just left it how it was.