Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 1023. page

you dont, you embrace the end of your world

A: what was the bet

B:i agree with totalyanon you dont

>>18529912
Be decent in public out of consideration for the public order, and other people will be decent to you.

>>18529881
Yes, visit only blue boards and you won't see any porn

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>>18529890

But I like the unfiltered wild west styles of the orange boards. It's just hard to quit porn when it's being spammed all the time.

>>18529881
Use the uBlock origin element filtering

>>18529860
I cringed reading this

What's the rule?
That matters, especially if your friend is a dicklick like most guild officers.
>>18529870
Nobody cares, smeghead.

>>18530228
I cringed, too. It's just cringy.

Be yourself and don't fuck it up.

don't ask for specifics about feelings and relationships and shit right now. just company and mutual interests.

>>18529790

>just enjoy company

>>18529746
So what advice are you wanting?

>>18529748
what do i do

>>18529751
What do you want to do? Are you a guy and it's a chick you want to fuck? Is it just something you don't want to have happen? What is your goal?

>>18529738
At bare minimum, it should get you high/drunk enough to shoulder tackle a train or to pull the trigger on a revolver.

If you're looking for a painless death, it's typically going to be gruesome. If you're looking for a death without a lot of blood/gore, it's typically going to be painful.

>>18529744
Can't say I'd know but seems like this is probably true

Hotbox your car with a hose?

>>18529755
You feel sick as fuck before dying. Car Exhaust isn't pure carbon monoxide.

>>18529708
If you're in the states, I wouldn't expect anything you say to matter. They gotta pay for Obamacare once you go above 32 hours. Still, you can just straight-up tell him that you want more hours. Worst thing he can say is "no."

>>18529722
That's still going on?
Shit. But if that works, I'll do that. I was expecting a way to cordially convince and prod him rather than just giving a straight-up answer.

However, what happened was that a retard was seen jacking off in front of a higher-up while he was supposed to be working and basically, we're all paying for it. It's not really about insurance so much as it's about forcing us to work as hard as possible until this blows over.

>>18529728
I wouldn't, presuming you're at all friendly with the boss. Just be like, "Hey. I want to work more. Any way that can happen? So-and-so is taking vacation, can I cover some of his hours?"

>>18529650
You will need:
-9v battery
-Small electric motor
-Wires
-Guitar/bass string, most use low E strings
-Pencil eraser
-Popsicle stick or leftover IKEA allen wrench
-Tape

1. Strip pen down to the plastic tube and tip (no ink cartridge, ball-point, or rear cap)

2. Break popsicle stick at a 90-degree angle and tape to the pen with the angle sitting flush at the open end.
If using the allen wrench, just tape it to the pen as-is in the same position.

3. Tape electric motor to the angled section of the stick/wrench with the output shaft halfway over the pen hole.

4. Push eraser over the motor's output shaft.

5. Use pliers to unwind the guitar string into a straight wire and bend one and at a 90-degree angle.

6. Insert bent end of guitar string into the outer edge of the face of the eraser and feed the string down the length of the pen tube.

7. Cut the string so only about 1/4'' sticks out the end of the pen

8. Wire the motor up to the 9v battery

9. Dip string into the discarded pen ink and enjoy.

>>18529699
Thank you.

What if I have a sewing needle, ink, and a steady hand?

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>>18529699
holy shit?

>>18529623
he's either saying you've got an extra chromosome or you were horny looking and dtf

weird boss

Given that people hanging around /adv/ are likely suicidal, he probably worries you'll kys

>>18529623
Maybe you're coming off as depressed and he's worried about you?

Just do it. The longer you delay it, it will eat away at you.

Just be honest in why you are breaking up with her, and that's it.

>>18529587
Cold turkey mate. To get over a girl more easily you need to get rid of everything that reminds you of her, including talking to her. Besides, imagine how shit you'd feel if she found a new guy while you're still in touch. It'll hurt like a bitch for a while, but you'll be better equipped in the end to find a girl that suits you better. Good luck mate.

>>18529587
Mate.

There is nothing you can do but better yourself

>hit the gym
>pick up some hobbies
>make new friends
>learn to enjoy life without depending on another
>become a better person so that if another opportunity to date her rolls around you will take full advantage of it, but if not then you just live happy and maybe find someone else

You became too dependant on someone else to be happy and that's why you feel like shit now. You guys can still chat but if and when she finds another guy you'll be heartbroken all over again. So for now, focus on yourself

>>18529559
You ask when it becomes relevant. Usually its within the first few dates.

Why does it matter to you? Asking so I can give the right advice

>>18529575
not falling in that trap,

>>18529544
Uff I been there. How old are you?

>>18529551
21. date is 19F

>>18529551
>>18529556
most of what I see online says that a girl who cares about that is superficial so I don't think I should worry about it...

>>18529498
That depends what kind of hispanics are your types, ese.

Are you a woman? Why do you ask? And why are you only attracted to Hispanic men? Hope you have an accurate portrayal of them, and not some Hollywood idealized version. Spoiler: Not every Hispanic man is some Antonio Banderas suave man. There are betas, there are brutes, and there genuinely attractive males in every group. So is it just purely physical?

>>18529498

for most quality of life things, it depends on their english capacity if you are in the english speaking world.

if he's native born to the english speaking country, then you really just follow the same rules about all men honestly.

if they are not native, then their english capacity a commitment level to society that you can extrapolate how he'll be in a relationship.

>>18529452
>Am I fucked?
not tonight

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>18529452
Just ignore her until she comes around then pretend the fight was all her fault, which it probably was, she'll love and respect you more for it. Gotta keep these bitches in line.

you are most likely fucked. but you could just pull up with chocolate and shit

just look it up online if you don't get it

Split your mind like a proper scholar.
Have the overview and overall lesson in the back of your mind while your forebrain picks through the diction and emotion.
Read more.

>>18529433
Only brainlets do this