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Dear /adv/

I'm the guy who was going to see a lawyer to have a defamation letter made. Well, I got to see her (female lawyer) today and she agreed to make me a cease and desist letter.

Recap of what happened:

>was trying to go out with a girl
>it didn't work out
>we were still friends on FB, her account started liking lewd articles (seems like a victim of bait and switch)
>asked her about it through chat in a caring way, sent screenshots
>she took it badly
>we managed to talk, I told her it was a misunderstanding
>woman started telling people I was a pervert

I asked my lawyer to make a personal C&D letter: she's going to explain the timeline of the events (kind of like what I posted here), what her crime (not sure if it's just a tort or whatever) is, the possible damages I'm allowed to seek right now, and a legal threat for her not to do continue defaming me else we will file a lawsuit.

I don't know her address so we're having it sent to her place of work. She isn't a permanent employee yet; this might get her let go.

You think I should pull the trigger? Is it too cruel?

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Anyone have experience with a broken penis string? Had sex with my hot as hell girlfriend and it sort of just broke... It din hurt but it bled. A lot. Oh god the bleeding /adv/..
Please understand it is not flayed. It is in two pieces. Anyone had a similar exp.?

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I think I fell in love for the first time last year during a summer fling. I guess. I don't know. I only knew her for about 3 months. The 3 months were pretty great. In the end we had to leave for different colleges. We fought. We had a horrible breakup.

For about 2 months after this I was horribly depressed. Like "I can't get out of my bed" depressed. I nearly dropped out of school. I've since recovered and now I'm mostly back to normal.

But, to this day, over a YEAR later, I can't shake the thought of her. I just can't stop thinking of her. I sometimes stay up late at night thinking about the way that she just drank coffee on our first date because she was too nervous to eat, or about the sundress she loved to wear, or about how she used to ride her bike next to me when I would go on my morning runs, or about how she didn't like the music I listened to, or about how I would do the dishes for her and I after we ate lunch in her backyard and I'd come out and she'd surprise me and jump on me and kiss me.

I used to see her on social media with new guys she met at college. I'd hear about her from our mutual friend. She's been partying and getting blackout drunk 5 nights out of the week. She's been fucking every guy in her dorms like a rabbit. I think I'm going crazy. She doesn't care about me, that makes sense. We didn't have something special. She hates me now. That makes /sense/. I understand that.

I know this is an essay post, but I really need some help here. I can't love her, right? That would make no sense. That would be crazy. So what is this? What can I do?

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Has anyone tried living in a large mall or Walmart?

What would be the best way to go about doing this?
>What store would you chose?
>Where would you setup camp?
>Would you scavenge when the store closes or when it is busy?
>What tools would you bring (lock pick, crowbar, ect)?

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I live in a town 45 minutes away from amarillo, i should get my package today, correct?

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My gf went away to Africa for 1 month to help in some church charity project. There are 4 more girls and 1 guy in this project. They're going to stay in house rented by church and they're going go play with children and donate the money/stuff.

We have been together for 3 months and she is really in love with me, before she left we went on holiday together and it was really nice. When we arrived, she was leaving the next day, so we had a talk. She was crying all the time and told me she really hopes we continue hanging out after she comes, she also told me she loves me for the first time (I didn't say it too before). She wanted me to reassure her that we're gonna hang out after she comes, but I said that I can't do that. I said that I hope and I think that everything will be fine, but 1 month is a long time. We agreed we'll keep in touch on skype (there is no good internet connection there)

Now, she has been gone for 3 days and I'm really missing her. At the same time, I don't how I'll be able to manage the whole month apart. I'm also paranoid as fuck and I fear she may cheat (she is not a girl like that, but I've been too much on /pol/ and redpill so yeah, I constantly fear she will cheat and then come back like nothing happened, it's the worst) I'm thinking on breaking up, but I really like her. I try to keep myself busy and study, but during 1 month we can really grow apart. I know what I wrote is a mess without connection but I had to get it off my chest. Thanks for your advice.

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First, I will give some background info on how I choose my major.

>be me.
>like girl.
>want to go to college in the same foreign city as said girl just to maximize chances of potentially fucking her
>realize how ridiculous this is
>go trough the list of public universities there
>decide that you would like to go to a faculty of philology
>choose linguistics and the japanese language as your major, because it genuinely interests you

I really don't want to say that I choose linguistics because I've been learning about it as a hobby for a few years. What excuse should I make up? What kind of job opportunities should I cite?

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Hi /adv/, so basically I have major feelings for a guy I've been friends with for the past say 3 years and I just recently left a toxic long-term relationship with someone he was friends with on/off. He's always taken my side and been a shoulder to lean on during break-ups and stuff and at one point we almost hooked up during one of said break-ups. I'm aware there are feelings there that still exist (he's a total loner, not really interested in having friends or anything) and we can hold conversations for longer than 14 hours on any given day, I just don't know how to pursue anything. I'm usually really direct when it comes to uncomfortable questions but I can't seem to pop the one of "are you still into me?"

The strangest part about all this is with any other "fling" I've had, I immediately became bored once the chase was over but this is the first time it hasn't happened. What do? I'm so fucking comfortable with him but I'm so lost on this one.

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So I was helping my dad get an amazon account, and when he went to his email to confirm it, I noticed him responding in a craigslist thread. When I checked his email later, it was deleted, but he didn't know it wasn't destroyed yet.

I went into his trash folder, and he has been responding to ads and posting his own for 3 years.

I live at home with my mom, dad, and sister. There's no abuse and we all love each other, at least I thought.

My question is whether or not I should tell my mom? Should I confront my dad?

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So I'm kind of a stoner. Nothing wrong with that. I recently moved in with my dad for college. Medicinal marijuana is legal here so I took advantage. He smelled weed in my room so I handed him a couple joints. He got rid of it and talked to his girlfriend about it. He said if I continue to do it he'll kick me out. He thinks I'm going to turn into a lowlife piece of shit. Fuck that. My mom and family in Ky didn't have a problem with my pot habit. I didn't really fit in there and now I don't think I fit in here. I feel like they look way down on me now. What the fuck do I do? Ain't nothin wrong with smokin weed. If anything weed makes me more motivated. I wish I could prove my dad wrong. I don't know. Him and his girlfriend can kiss my ass. Fuck.

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Hey there, I'm a millennial, and that sucks. I already have chronic fatigue and depression, and the fact that even after college, if I can get through that, I'll probably be working 50 hours a week to eat ramen most days scares the living fuck out of me. I can't afford insurance so I can't get medicine or therapy to numb the pain. Basically unless I hit the lotto or something, there's like a 50% chance my life will be consumed by exhausting, miserable work until I die. I don't wanna live like that, it simply isn't worth it. So should I just kill myself after I have no choice but to full on enter the job market? Like, I'll try to have fun in college and some while after it and stuff, but then end it when I have to grow up. No, this isn't me being dramatic, millennials kill themselves at record numbers because of this shit. I wanna hear some opposing views as to why I shouldn't.

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I cry almost every damn day for what I feel is small, but I don't even know.
>husband suggests putting music through speakers
>I try to hook it all up as he's in another room watching TV
>too autistic to figure it out so I ask him

Then this is where I'm confused.
>He gets quiet, sighs, irritated, etc. (Confused because he suggested but probably didn't want to do it?)
>I try to pass this off but then he says in what I feel is an angry tone that I turned off the home phone by turning off and on a power strip.
>Gets angry at the dogs for being near him as he hooks it up
>I just go in another room and try not to let him hear me cry because it upsets him if I cry.
>Tell him multiple times its fine and we can figure it out tomorrow
>No response
>He later asked if I was crying
>Said yeah then i tried to explain I felt he was angry at me.
He says he wasn't and doesn't get why I thought that. He almost always has this quiet, irritated mood at little things. UNLESS its ME that's the issue. I need to know what to do.

I'm sorry for the personal blog and shitty writing, but I have nobody to ask an opinion from. Am I just a sensitive fuck? Do some men just not gauge certain emotions and are more passive towards them? What do?

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So my dad gave me the run down about how important family is, and I agree with him. However what I was ticked off about was when he said that friends are incapable of treating you like family. I do not believe this at all, I know that cannot be true and right now I'm trying not to give into his belief. Currently I'm not experienced enough to have a definite answer for myself. I believe with a hundred percent certainty that if I were to treat an incredibly long time friend in the future as if he was my blood brother then I can expect the same back. Has anyone experienced the bond of family from somebody who has none of the same blood as you?

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What do i do?

My heart is beating abnormally. Phone is too far away. I'm getting dizzy.

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How do i not feel bad about missing work?

I called in sick yesterday to one job, and for my second job i had called in sick once the week before. On both occasions i was legitmately ill and since both work environments involve close proximity to young children its not some desk job i can just power through and not get anyone else sick.
But even so I feel like a horrible employee for missing a day.