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> A mudblood being that much more expensive than Ginny or Luna
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>>808701
She's a famous mudblood
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>>808643
>above expectations
>not exceeds expectations

Fucking triggered
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>>808620
>mudblood costing more than two purebloods combined
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>>808701
>>810363
She's a snooty know-it-all. Hatefucking would drive up the price.
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Why are there no good HP comics out there?
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>>810374
only Hermione's lot has finished, the others are the opening bids

lrn2 auction
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>>808639
Accio BUUUUUTT
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>>810390
wait a couple years for the horny losers to reform with actual commission money
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>>808620
>Isn't Hermoine black?
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>>808620
>Luna Lovegood virgin

Yeah okay. Sure.
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>>808620
There's a weird BE comic which is r34 Harry Potter but it takes a weird turn halfway throughout
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>>808701
>A mudblood being that much more expensive than Ginny or Luna


Because who cares if she looks like emma watson
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>There will never be a NSFW parody where Harry gets all the pussy
shame.
nigga deserves to be drowning in lady love for all the horseshit he puts up with
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>>812707

I'm fairly certain that there's a ton of smufics like that.

It's just that most of them are written poorly, but then again that's just the general rule with fanfiction.
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this guy's doing HP requests
http://idrawwhatiwant.tumblr.com/
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>>811453
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>>808636
i swear this is the HPverse equivalent to racist rape fetish porn where a bunch of black guys do a hippie girl
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>>812513
Never understood why Gryffindor has runny mascara. Couldn't they just leave the picture as-is?

[spoiler]inb4 deepthroat joke[/spoiler]
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>>814187

Oh, it is.
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>>808650
The look on Ginny's and Luna's faces manages to be hotter than bound naked Hermione Granger.
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Remember all the speculation on how different the series would be with Draco as a girl?
good times
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>>814256
...Who the fuck can get off to this.
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>>814185
i like this best out of whole thread
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>>817688

At least there'd be less Harry/Snape shit.... maybe.
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>>812513
>>815076
Also, why does Slytherin have piercings.
I know it's evil but it's also a very high-class house. Tattoos and piercings are incredibly low class
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>>820791
I think it has to do with her muggle upbirthing. Rich kids with slytherin traits in muggle society tend to turn into punks durin puberty.
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>>812513
posting the not-shitty version
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>>808620
Luna only 75?
That's a fucking steal
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>>821080
not unless you know a permanent silencing charm
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>>821099
I mean, she already has a ball gag.

(Also implying she wouldn't be sucking my dick 24/7)
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>>821077
Much better.

>>821080
>>821099
>>821197
Why would you want to silence Luna?
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How 'bout we recommend some decent HP smutfics?

Make sure you list what you want recommended and what you'd rather avoid.

I'm looking for anything decent with Harry and Fleur. Preferably without harem or cheating bullshit.
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>>821605
Fuck if I know. Having her chatter about weird shit while I fuck her would be a lot of fun, if only to listen to the progression as she starts losing her train of thought, then stops being able to complete sentences, and finally just loses all semblance of coherency as she gets closer and closer to coming.
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>>822004
>Daphne Greengrass/Harry
what's the appeal of this pairing?
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>>822032

She's a blank slate.

You can make her to act like anything you want, look like anything you want.

Some make her black haired and blue eyed. Others make her blonde haired and green eyed.

Some make her a cold conniving bitch. Others make her a hopeless romantic. I've even seen one case where someone wrote her to be a pretty ditzy witch.

Basically you can do whatever you want with her.
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I wanna see Hagrid
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>>822040
Oh, so it's a case of shipping their self-insert with the protagonist.

Like waifus, but less honest.
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>>822304

Personally, I can't see how it's a self-insert, but then again, I'm a guy. It'd be more like wish-fulfillment if I was to write her, to set her up in a way I find pleasing, but still somewhat plausible for the other party to be involved with her.
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>>822107
>Hagrids dad had a massive /ss/ fetish
>He married a gigant girl so he could be the little boy shagging his aunt/mum

One true headcannon
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>>822444
best edit so far
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>>808623
man this picture is well over 10 years old, where does the time go
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>>821986
>innocent witches will never ever ever come out
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>>823035
The demo/Alpha just did. It's a somewhat jumbled mess with nothing but plot though.
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would you?
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>>823169
I would a meat grinder, so yes.
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>>823169
Yes
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>>808620
>no bush

Can we fix this please?
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>>821986
>tfw one of your favorite smut fic get's redone
>tfw you only really liked it for one scene
>tfw in order to get back to anything approacing that scene you have to wait months for the author to get their lore boner taken care of so you can get back to the stuff you want
>tfw your other smut fic went in a complelty different direction than you wanted but the scenes are really good
>tfw your favorite smut fic idea is never going to be re-written with better scenes and just a general better feel to the writting

Dragen pls, BlakeMD pls, Halek pls. especially Halek, why no one has come up with the same idea but better written astounds me
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>>808649
>lupin
>clearly has hooves
>centaur statue

this is clearly 5th year with Baine in divination

>mfw i actually noticed that

jesus i really need to get out of the house
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>>826006
>this is clearly 5th year with Baine in divination
The artist goes by Big Bad Wolf or Remus Lupin, depending on the piece. It's also not Baine, but Firenze... which is even more depressing.
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>>818045
Me.
Something about the over exaggerated cartoon style just really does it for me
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>>826055
whelp, now im not as sad since i got the name wrong.

thanks anon!
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>>825999
RODNY
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>>825999

Which smutfic is that?
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>>825999
Could be worse. Werewolf Warrior is apparently doing smut again, so expect be barraged by italicized words for EMPHASIS. EVERY. OTHER. WORD.
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>>826373

>Werewolf Warrior
>look him up
>cuckold shit

Absolutely disgusting.
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>>826379
It only gets worse anon. He has a massive molly weasley fetish.
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>>826381

And apparently a harem fixation too.

This shit is boring.

I get that it's fanfiction, I get that smut isn't supposed to make all that much sense, but I fucking hate harems.
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>>826371
Dragena Rise of overlord vulcan, the first one where it was a spinoff of his mirror of erised one where Harry gets a twin sister that makes him dark and evil. The only scene there that I liked was the fleur rape scene. He then decided to rewrite it a few times, before deleting everything and no archive exists.

BlakeMD incubus, still written well for scenes but not as interested in it as I was. Still looking forward to the fleur scene [spoiler]which I doubt I will get because of in story reasons[spoiler]

Imperio by Halek, which in sure that you can guess where it goes. Starts Third year where he learns the spell, etc etc. problem with that is that the scenes are about as bare bones as you can get. Like a 13 year old wrote them.
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>>826572

Ah.

I've read only two or three smutfics which I liked.

One of which was Harry/Fleur, the other two were Harry/Pansy.

The Harry/Fleur one was very well written, started off in the 4th year during the Tri-Wizard. Voldemort's gone, completely removed from the story, but someone still put in Harry's name. The author's basically made Fleur have an interest in younger guys, even giving her a history of doing that with others before she met Harry. But she's also kind of a bitch, really likes being dominant and stuff like that.

What I enjoy best about this is that while Harry can be at times submissive, he isn't spineless, he isn't some kind of guy who just goes along with everything.

Sure, it's OOC, in a way, for both Harry and Fleur to act like that, but fuck it, the smut is good and the writing is decent if somewhat purple in prose at times.

The Pansy/Harry stuff started off adversarial, Pansy just basically cornering Harry and started doing things with him. Was kind of fun to read about, but the sequel was abandoned.

If you're interested in these kinds of things, I can link it to you.
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>>821986
I've been hoping someone would go in and finish Best of a Bad Situation for a while.
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>>821077
make hufflepuff a little fatter and we're good
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>>826055
>Baine
you don't get to bring fuckbuddies
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>>808626
>>808633

Non-Futa version? Dildo or w/e
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>>826581
i'll take the harry/fleur one for 500 jim
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>>827431

http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600098337
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>>827088
>InCase
>non-futa dildo version

Pick one and only one

Besides, the whole point of it being Tonks is that she's a shapeshifter, which is why she has the dick in the first place

Otherwise it could be any character Fleur wants to rape
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>>826581
Give me the Pansy one please. There's a character that is criminally underutilized.
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>>828347

http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600024623
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>>826390
Huh, never noticed the Gabe Newell in that picture before.
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>>810390
what about this one?
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>>829520
>HOLLY SHIT
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>>808620
>900 galleons for a jew mudblood
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>>826006
he's a big guy
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>>829704
Mudblood slave is the wizarding equivalent of raceplay
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>>817023
>that
>fucking
>face
g o d i s d e a d
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>>829847
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>>829512
This comic started so well but it devolved into hyper boobs and cock. Sad.
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>>830262
left is hotter 2bh
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>>829087
This was really good, thanks for the link.
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>>830589

Glad you liked it

It's nothing special, but it's not like there's a whole lot of decently written smutfics to start with.

I wonder if the other anon is enjoying the Harry/Fleur story.
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>>830607
>mfw there is an actual fanficiton dealing with draco being an actual girl in universe and not straight up genderbent via potion
>mfw it is actually good
>mfw it is a guilty pleasure
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>>830754
fukken what where
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>>830754
I am intrigued.
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>>830607
>Pureblood aryan nobleclass qt3.14 draco
My boner is so hard it hurts.

>>830754
Nigger you better get your ass back here and give us a link right this fucking instant.
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>>830876
Probably on aff somewhere. Damnit, and now thanks to this thread ima have to go look up smut.
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Harry Potter: the serpent lord

understand it has been a while and i may or may not actually remember if it is good now. but when i found it i enjoyed it
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>>830754
pls respond
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>>821077
thanks sir
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>>814094
>>822004
>>823169
>>831351
fuck these look like shit, i shoulda just drawn them on my shitty tablet
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>>831758
They might be a little rough being sketches and all, but the quality is top notch
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>>831758
I like 'em
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>>831758
more lewds please
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>>831153

>"Unfortunately, the first magical child young Harry Potter met in Diagon Alley was a Malfoy. Draconica Malfoy to be exact..." Harry/Draconica Harry/fem-Draco. This IS HET! will eventually contain Intelligent!dark-medic!strong!Harry, likeable!Draconica and some bashing for others.

>Draconica
>bashing for others

Yeah, I'm gonna skip this shit.
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>>830813
I think he means
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6863983/1/Harry-Potter-the-Serpent-Lord
It actually is pretty good
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>>808620
>Ginny
>Virgin
kekest of keks
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>>832738
s-shut up
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>>833745
how long does it take to draw something via classical means vs Digitally for you?
I noticed back when your tablet worked you seemed to be a lot quicker and I'm just wondering if that was because it's easier to draw digitally?
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I kinda wish there was a witch trainer esque game where Harry is the one getting it on with a girl/girls
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>>833787
about 2-4 hours give or take, and yeah digitally is easier but thats cause clean up is so much easier since all i have to do is get rid of a few layers and its good but with traditional its a whole process more to clean it up and retouch some stuff, and drawing on a such a small sketch pad doesnt make it any easier.
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>>833843
>You like Femdraco
you're good people.
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>reading smutfic
>advertised as yuri
>has one scene of yuri
>hermione x ginny
>it isn't even very good
>the rest is straight shit
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>>833781
You she's a total coalburner, right?
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>>826572
This should be the original version of Overlord Vulcan not unless he changed it since I last read it.
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>>833873
looks like someones on my tumblr and fuck yeah maaaan im tempted to draw some femdraco stuff recently just wish there was more stories about her that didnt involve shitty side couples
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>>830607
>Fem Draco awakens into womanhood and her hate for Harry becomes a strange tsundere lust
>She'll rant and rave about how much she hates him before rambling off into complements that she tacks insults on to
>"Damn that Potter with his Perfect face, His Perfectly punchable face!"
>Harry, due to being Raised by a angry Walrus and his Scarecrow wife knows jack shit about girls and misses all the increasingly obvious signals she's giving and thanks to his insanely bipolar luck (and Hermione! DEFENDER OF HARRY'S PURITY!) all her attempts to drag him into a bloom closet to shag him retarded and drug him with love potions fail miserably.
>By the Sixth year as soon as she's alone she pulls out a picture of harry and jills herself stupid.
>and thanks to being pretty much ordered to either kill harry or dumbledore she's having an even worse go of it than male Draco did and during their big donfrontation she spends almost the entire time trying to impeio Harry into being her mindless slave, Cracking under the pressure placed upon her and her unreturned feelings.
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>>833873
obligatory femdraco posting
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>>833930
Unrelated to HP but I love your ghost bitch drawings.
If I had a tumblr I'd follow you, but that site's 99% garbage so I'll just keep your page in my favorites.
>>834009
noice
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>>834021
Well thanks and glad to know people are liking those ghost bitch drawings, but yeah that site is pretty shit but i cant think of any other art site i could use, besides theres a lot of cool artists on there
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>>834038
>besides theres a lot of cool artists on there
yeah, but most of them draw fetishes that ain't really my bag and the website don't let you block shit without downloading a bunch of other shit, and even then some of them don't even tag their fetishes so even if there was a way to block that shit I'd still most likely see it.
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>>834065
True I have both a post blocker and a tag blocker, I guess I just got used to all the stupid shit in favor of everything else and not all artists just most
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>>834105
I've got tumblr savior but that only seems to block posts on my Dash and searches, if I go on a person's blog I'll catch an eyeful of the shit I don't wanna see
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>>833781

>not posting Daphne Greengrass

Fucking love it whenever she pops up in the game, if only because Bittersweet Symphony starts playing.
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>>834186
Yeah there's no saving you then but meh it's kinda like getting on /aco/ and having to skip over diaper threads and shit
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>>830607
I remember
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>>835096
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Not sure if anyone would be interested in my one and only Harry Potter fan fic, but I did write a short one a good number of years ago called Ron and the Giant Squid (https://tsade.com/fan-fiction/harry-potter/ron-giant-squid/) (MM tent anal cons).
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>>835106
ಠ_ಠ
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>>835106
>MM tent anal cons
no thanks
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>>820791

Depends on the tatto and/or piercing. Discrete indulgence in that which is publicly repudiated is a pretty classic trope of upper class behavior. Though in the case of the picture you're referencing, your point would stand.
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>>835106

Have you considered killing yourself?
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>>830754
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE SOMEONE FIND THIS ASAP
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>>835084
>>835096
>>835097

why tiamat?
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>>837365

It's the name of a female dragon from a Babylonian myth.

Which doesn't make much sense, given that that Draco seems to have been named in the style of the Blacks, who tended to name most of their kids for stars, constellations and galaxies (Sirius, Andromeda, Regulus, Bellatrix and so on).
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bump
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>>832277
its kinda meh. femdraco has a completely different personality and then the author goes ahead and introduces her little brother, who has the exact same personality as canon draco.
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>>821077
>Not shitty version
You wish
Other version Ravenclaw is literally perfection
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>>832277
The way the characters talk is rather distracting. The language used is way to overly polite and formal for characters that are only 10 or 11.
It comes across rather stiff and very unnatural.
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>>822022
This dude knows his shit...he describes just about what I would say concerning wheter or not I would want to silence Luna.

Heck, the chick who played Luna in the film turned out to having the biggest rack out of the 3.
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>>823169
Oh, yes, I want to explore the deepest reaches of Hermione's magical power.
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>>821986
I'm a fan of "Harry's Black Book." http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600098957

It's just Harry hooking up with a series of girls, all fairly minor characters. I like it because it's fairly believable (relative to most HP fanfic at least) in terms of dialogue and situations. Most fanfics with multiple pairings throw in stuff like characters needing to feed on sexual energy or some bullshit, and it's nice to read a story that's just about people hooking up because they're horny teens at a boarding school.

Would love any other recommendations if people know of other fics with a similar vibe.
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>>843296
http://www.dymphna.net/fanfic/comeshots/
this is a series of four sapphic drabbles with accompanying illustrations, it's the best there is, enjoy
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>>822304
No, it's waifu or self-insertion depending on who is writing.
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I came hoping for more Luna and left severely disappointed.
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>>843296
>mfw Harry/daphne scene
>no emotion looking down on him like it was a business was transaction

Naughty manipulative minx.
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>>810590
thought that was electricity at first...
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>>808701
forbidden fruit

masochism towards the lower class

rebels trying to save her bidding it higher.

I could go on...
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>>822032
Because he fucks a slyhternin without being gay
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>>826581
are there any other ones where Fleur gives a handjob like this one, or where Ginny takes on this dominant air? It was really good
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>>829720
for you
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Does not actually exist in the game...
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>>845988

Nope. Sorry.

It's really rare to see a well-done dominant female character, paired off with a Harry Potter who doesn't instantly turn into some kind of huge faggot at the first sign of dominance, so you're shit out of luck.

Me, I'm just hoping the author comes back one day and finishes what he started. That last chapter was really fucking long, but so great.
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>>812812
Why is Guts fucking Fleur?
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>>846757
You're breaking my heart here. Well any other favorites
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>>846822

As far as smut is concerned? Not really.

Trust me, I looked. I looked for Harry/Fleur and Harry/Pansy, but nothing really stood out as much as those two.

I did come across this recently, but it's not really my kind of thing, though you might end up liking it:

http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600026189

It's Harry/Pansy stuff.
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>>846794
>Fleur
That's clearly Farnese. It's just a bit of cosplay fun while Casca is still playing drooling retard.
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Why didn't Harry just rape Voldemort's horcruxes?
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>>846860
Because Dumbledore isn't Commissioner Gordon.
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>>846860
He didn't want to jizz on his scar
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>>830544
This.
Sure curvy is okay but morbid obesity and caricature-like proportions are just gross.
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>>831351
It looks good, but
>I BET YOU READ THIS FIRST FAGGOT
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>>846245
yeah it does. look out for work from akabur
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>>827441
>ends up with fleur pegging harry and harry addicted to eating his cum out of her lady bits
I was more turned on then I expected reading that. Am I gay?

[spoiler]I self inserted as fleur[/spoiler]
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>>847126

>Fleur pegging Harry

To be fair, Harry fucks Fleur all the time.

It's just that Fleur likes to be dominant and this is one way of domination.

>Am I gay?

I don't know how this can be gay when it involves just one man and one woman.

I mean, yeah, eating your own cum from your girl's pussy is considered weird, but I don't see the gay bit in this.

>I self-inserted as Fleur

That's a first one. Whatever makes you happy.
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>>847126
>pegging
And to think I almost wasted my time opening that link
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things and stuff
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Anyone got Rita Skeeter stuff?

I've always imagined a scene in GoF where Rita is sucking an interview out of Harry when she has him trapped in the broom cupboard.
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>>848942
nah man i imagine a rite scene when she's in the closet and deciding suck off harry for an interview cause the pen will do all the work anwyay
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>>848837
Neat.
Any chance of drawing FemDraco in scenarios like >>834009?
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>>830754
Cough it up you fucking tease
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>>848974
working on it. just gotta get through i fuck ton of /r/'s
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>>848986
if its the one with neville/hermione then youve lost me
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>>848942

Here you go:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8455154/1/The-Broom-Closet
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>>840038
What a shame. Is she at all tsundere?
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>>827441
Thanks
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>>849580

Did you finish reading it just now or only just saw the reply?
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>>812513
>>821077
>>841870
Here you go!
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>>827088
gay
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>>846849
You know, there's no good straight smut or porn for berserk either
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>>849042
Not bad, thanks!

>>850658
Unf.
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>>842177
This, and later on he's all milady. if the author gave Harry a fedora i would have flipped the fuck out. It's really cringe.
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>>832277
I read this, but only cause i love AU harry potter re-writes where it's basically the same story but changed in ways. theres a great one i assume everyone has read where harry has a twin brother and he goes to durmstrang. It's not finished though. If anyone has other fics that are similar link pls.
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>>851696
also, not smut at all.
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>>808620
You remind me I really should revisit and improve/finish this thing I made a couple months ago...
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>>823169
>>831758

I need more of this
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>>826322
Adeptus Mechanicus, for the emperor!!!!
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>>852111
>Ginny Weasly

that's Hermione.
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>>848942
There's a chapter in >>843296 that's pretty much exactly what you're describing.
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>>821077
Dat Hufflepuff
>red hair
>green eyes
>freckles
DAT HUFFLEPUFF MY NIGGA
DAT QUARTET
I love for for this anon thank you. o/
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>>829849
Oh God his fucking mouth
His jaw looks like a lopsided dickhead!
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>>832277
This fanfiction... is just not good. Christ, where to start?

>characters
The writer does not understand the characters he's writing about. In cases where he's explicitly changing the character, like Harry or Draco, the divergence from canon doesn't bother me. With Ron and Dumbledore, however, the author appears to have allowed his hateboner to cloud an actual interpretation of the characters. Minor flaws in characters he doesn't like are exaggerated to the point of being the character's only characterization, while characters the author likes will be whatever the author considers perfect (spoiler alert: the author's perfect person is an obnoxious cunt).

>prose
Fun game: take a shot every time Harry Potter is referred to as
>the green-eyed wizard
>the young Potter
or any similar "the adjective noun" title. This game is mainly fun because the alcohol poisoning will swiftly release you from the pain of reading this shit. Nobody refers to anybody else like that outside of poorly written fiction. You use names, nicknames, or insults, not flowery titles. The exposition is annoying because the writer writes omniscient descriptions of scenes in conversational style; this would be more tolerable if the whole story was in first person POV, and at least barely tolerable if it was all in third person limited POV, but no, he just has to have his omniscient descriptions alongside his limited POV instead of writing the whole thing consistently. Even in first or limited third person POV, saying things like, "The Great Hall was, well, great," is retarded. Drop the well; there's no need for your verbal tics in fucking narration. Then reread your sentence, and if it sounds like a 3 year old wrote it, rewrite it.
Almost all the descriptions are unnecessarily flowery and comprised of a string of dependent clauses leeching the soul from the unlucky independent clause, when the whole thing could be simplified to one or two clauses each without sacrificing anything.
cont below
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>>853624
The clause problem is more forgivable than the rest, since most writers fall into this when they just start to write more. It takes time to build up the instinctive knowledge of how to write things that are intelligent and interesting, and it's pretty understandable that an amateur writes on an amateur level.
But if we're not reading it for the prose, then we're probably reading it for the

>plot
Mostly canon, in the parts I struggled through, except Neville replaces Ron, and nothing of value was lost since the author overwrites Neville's blank slate personality with basically carbon copy Ron minus the parts he doesn't like. Nothing special or game-changing here. As fanfic, it doesn't necessarily have to be, but you might wonder what you'd read this for at that point.

>sex
There isn't any, probably not until past halfway. Don't hold your breath, unless you're into that, I guess.

>other stuff
This fanfiction falls pretty heavily into the "I'm so smart look at me" trap. No, sorry, Harry doesn't work out general magical theory in his first hour of trying to cast spells. The author is also a fan of having the main character demonstrate they are smart by summarizing the remainder of the canon plot and pretending to have worked it out by being smart.
For example, Harry overhears Snape and Quirrell briefly mention trying to find a stone, and from that concludes that Quirrell is trying to steal the Philosopher's Stone. We go with it because we already know that's the canon plot, but in context it doesn't really make sense. Why does Harry assume that 'the stone' refers to the mythical artifact that's literally never mentioned before his brilliant deduction? Why does Harry link the phrase 'the stone' to an attempted robbery at Gringotts? Why does Harry assume Quirrell is responsible when there are dozens of named characters in the relevant chapter and hundred more randoms?
cont again
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>>853642
Why does Harry assume that Snape's loyalty was proven by being a teacher since Voldemort died when hiding the mythical artifact under his nose is basically the first test of Snape's loyalty?

More problems with author not getting characters and thinking they do:
Dumbledore is really into the greater good. This is pretty clearly not Dumbledore just at all; Dumbledore was really into that until he had to fight gay wizard Hitler, and then he was willing to do things for the greater good, but he never felt very justified in doing so.
At one point Snape is rendered totally impotent by someone citing rules at him, instead of just not caring until they got Dumbledore to enforce the rules.
Dumbledore and others constantly calling Voldemort Tom. Yes, I know canon Dumbledore does this occasionally, but not even close to that frequently, and really just to be condescending.

Honestly, just don't read this. The main problem really just comes from the author thinking he's smarter than he actually is. Literally everything else linked in this thread is better than this, so go read those instead.

1/5, but only because I've read some really bad stuff that I use for the 0/5 standard.
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>>822391
oh ya! never thought of that
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>>830754
Waiting patiently.
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>>853649
This review gave me a boner. Recommend some fics, please.
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>>853952
I don't read a lot of fanfics, so no real recommendations. Most of them are about on this level, and it gets really, really frustrating.

The thing about fanfic is that you kind of have to work within the confines or at the least the spirit of the original work, or alternatively make enough significant changes to create a new take on canon. Otherwise it's just poorly written OC cribbing the only good ideas from a better writer.

If you're just looking for more stories set in the same world, that's not really easy either. The world's got three main parts: lore, tone, characters. It's really hard to filter out your own ideas to keep all of those consistent with source material, especially the more you write. As much as I've just shit-talked this author, if I tried to rewrite his fic, I'm sure someone could criticize my interpretations of the characters for being inaccurate (although hopefully not nearly as much). The lore is a bit less black and white, since a lot of lore is never fully fleshed out in canon, so the important thing there is to make sure it's consistent with what's known in facts and theme. Tone is one of the hardest ones to get right - a lot of fanfics involve powering up the main character in some way, and if the canon villain is kept the same, it would remove dramatic tension - so the author has the villain clearly be more evil, and then the whole tone can go from being optimistic to grimdark in about ten seconds flat. Obviously tone can change over time in a series, as a lot of series naturally get darker over time, but doing it in fics doesn't work as well because there's rarely fics that are as long as the canon they're based on, so it feels rushed. Some authors try to get around this by contrasting their tone with the original, but that's not always done well.

TL;DR: fanfics by their nature are hard to do well, go read some OC.
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>>853968
Amateur OC is just as bad, except I don't have a pre-existing fondness for the characters or setting that might help me overlook or forgive some of the more obvious mistakes. Thanks anyway.
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>>853971
oh yeah, I didn't mean amateur stuff. I meant go read books, or watch stuff.
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>>853972
I already do, I devour books. Doesn't mean I don't enjoy browsing fanfiction from time to time. And you've all but killed my ficboner.
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>>853985
Look, I understand. I wanted fanfics to be good. I really did. And that's probably why I killed my own ficboner.
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>>808620
How is ginny pure blooded with her family
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>>854822
The weasley's are pure-bloods. I think it's mentioned that they have an entire burnt out branch on the walls in Serious' house
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>>812707
in cannon he is so much of a pussy that he might aswell be a fucking female
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>>855736
bump
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>>853624
Thank you, why can't we get decent criticism for all content. For anything like this it's either "hurr durr there was sex" or "you go girl" empowerment masturbation, no one is ever discerning
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>>850179
You know, accidentally opening a Shadbase image is like opening a container in your fridge and giving it a tentative whiff to see if it's still good only to discover it's totally rotten.
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>>812513
emma watson is boring and plain and if she weren't famous she's be a 6/10 tops.
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>>847001
Where?
In the gold version?
Or did he release another patch?
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One of the main issues I have with Harry Potter smut is how often so very little of it has magic involved in the sex acts.
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>>858104
If I had to guess, it's because the Internet is where we go to turn off our brains, where we can all go to masturbate furiously to porn or how "misunderstood but so smart" we all are. I'm just too desensitized to porn to start thinking with the other head at the first sign of eroticism.
Please send help. I don't want to live like this. It's a very bitter existence.
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>>860320
>archiveofourown.org/works/4979758/chapters/11491072?view_adult=true
not much magic but atleast some is involved with the toy, most ive read the magic is usually just an enchanted toy
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>>822032
Because there aren't that many named slytherin girls, so if you want the interhouse rivalry taboo she is one of the only witches to use
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Could anyone help me with a concept for a hermione blackmail blowjob drawing? I'll post it here if I get inspired
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>>860819
Second year Hermione blowing snape so she ca get potion supplies for polyjuice
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>>812080
Fucking this
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>>848837
>thighs and stuff
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>>861776

>Snape

No.

Snape should never, under any circumstance, get to have sex with anyone.

>>860819

How about Hermione blackmailing Ron into letting her give him a blowjob, without him knowing it's Hermione? Think of it as her being shy, blindfolding him and then giving him head in one of the broom cupboards in Hogwarts.
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>>862158
you are ok with Ron geting some but not Snape? Snape is way the fuck better a person than Ron and Snape is a fucking disgusting piece of shit, fucking hell Draco is a better person than Ron
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>>862503

Butthurt shipper detected.

Snape and Malfoy are pure trash.

You're just mad that Ron is an average kind of person, rather than some opportunity for yourself to self-insert as you fantasize about fucking Emma Watson.

Fuck off back to Adult-Fanficiton.
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>>810720
AHHHH LEVIOSAHHHHHH
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>>862158
>Snape should never, under any circumstance, get to have sex with anyone.
That's a bit uncalled for. Snape would totally be on 4chan, and I'm not about to start saying you're a shitty person who shouldn't, under any circumstance, get to have sex with anyone.
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>>862539

Sorry to disappoint your completely wrong assumptions, but I've had sex many, many times. First time when I was 16 and from then on it was wonderland.

My point is that Snape is a cunt who should never get to experience any kind of joy or happiness in any form.

He only went against Voldemort because the guy killed his waifu. He had no issue with Voldemort killing James, her husband, or Harry, her son, so long as he got her in the end.
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>>862543
First off, didn't assume you were a virgin. There's no point to, either someone is and they'll deny it, or they aren't and they'll say it. The only people who throw around virgin like an insult when it's got nothing to do with the conversation are people with really bad self-esteem problems.
Second, you also seem like a cunt.
Third, not arguing he's not a shitty person.
Don't think I have a fourth.
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>>862576

Oh I am a cunt. Just a different kind of cunt, compared to Snape.
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So, anyone got some FemDraco pictures?
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>>860819
>Imply snape doesn't have a redhead fetish
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>>862508
the average person is lazy, dsigusting manners, traitor and a fuckload other things? if that standard is set by you.. i feel bad for you mate
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>>862869

>lazy

He grew up in that world. He has his own complexes (all those brothers, all of them overshadowing him), he's been brought up in a large family where they clearly had to eat fast or one of the others would eat it up first, he was under the influence of a Horcrux (or if you're talking about GoF, that was just Rowling being a hack of a writer who couldn't think of a way to stir some drama so she went for low-hanging fruit).... and what are those "fuckload other things"?
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>>862887
Not that anon, but he did act like a cunt to hermione pretty much all the time. It seems like she just fell in with ron because harry was too busy getting potioned into banging a clone of his mom who is going to age like milk.
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>>863019
>teenage boy acting like a cunt to the girl he fancies

What's new.
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>>863019

> he did act like a cunt to hermione pretty much all the time

Have you never interacted with girls when you were a teenager?

Everyone did that kind of shit.

Everyone normal, I suppose.
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>>863068
>>863042
is it really that normal for kids to be dicks to people they like? when i was that age i was nice ot people i liekd, girls too. infact im still nice to people i like. but what Ron was doing was pretty much bullying, he took her completely for granted with homework like its expected of her to do everything for him.
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>>863042
>>863068
Is that a thing for teenages? Pre teens sure its completely normal but I don't see that much in teenagers. Then again Rowling is a hack.
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>>862679
For you, anon.
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>>863184
I wonder if magical sex shops sell replica "wands"
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>>863200
That could be an interesting concept.

Using a hair from another person, being able to create a sextoy based on their form, like an onahole identical to your waifu, or in this case, a accurate Harry Potter Dildo.
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>>863210
There was a fic I read where Snape was taking hair from students and had formed basically a magical whorehouse using the hair in that transformation potion.
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>>863159
Thanks, dude/dudette.

It's a real shame there aren't any decent Harry/FemDraco stories...
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