New thread to continue our Uber adventure.
Uber #009
>>79731
New volume releasing in January next year or what month?
>>79790
No idea, man
>>79816
This image always makes me think of the chinese rice farmer hats.
>>79805
>best waifu.
Sieglinde > Katyusha > Stephanie >>> Jewfu
>>79794
>tank lady
waaait...is she supposed to be Marya octobrskaya?
>>79888
... ohhhhhh, shit. Now you fucked up!
>>79888
Them trips.
That reveal.
The board knows how important that was, I guess.
Thats it for #009.
Now #010
>>79895
Holy shit this artist is TERRIBLE at drawing guns.
Like, deviant-art tier.
>>79834
Sieglinde is hot as hell, but Katyusha is best waifu on account of not being a fucking NAZI. Also, she tells Stalin to blow it out his ass. That alone gets her all the points. As for Steph and the Jew-hulk, they are both meh. Although you got to admit that Dunkirk is maximum bro.
Uber #010
Roll>>79924
>>79914
>that ass
Too hot for the fence, for sure.
Would a Battleship's kegels just like... crush a dick?
I'd take the risk.
>>79917
I like how that one is a bolt action rifle without a bolt.
It is like his tanks. In Uber 001, he has what I think is supposed to be a Pershing, but the turret is about the size of a laundry basket.
>>79923
>but Katyusha is best waifu on account of not being a fucking NAZI
>>79923
>best because not a NAZI
Pls anon.
Here is some of the muscular stuff for the /d/ boys
>>80063
Oh HALO this pretentious little fuck, come on!
>>80063
Wow. I never knew Hitler was such a dick.
Thats it for #010
Also, oh fuck
>>80094
One of his "invincible" ubermen was defeated for the first time. And come on, it's hiter.
BRB
>>80146
HODOR
>>80146
PLZ DON'T LEAVE ME, I NEED MOAR
>>80180
I'll pick up the slack till OP gets back.
>>80194
Shitty art elsewhere in the comics aside, The Heavy tankmen look fucking AWESOME.
>>80205
>>80214
However, Sigelinde has Goku-tier plot armour.
>>80223
>>80228
Also, OP, just say when you're back.
>>80228
they just wanted a hug ;_;
>>80236
>>80241
Siegelinde doesn't liek hug.
>>80254
>>80228
>tfw no Sieglinde gf that will go on a homicidal rampage when you're incapacitated
>>80257
>>80272
Based Churchill.
Down, you black dog.
>>80268
>>80297
Churchill is baller as fuck.
>>80268
Siegelinde isn't about revenge rampage. She is doing her duty. She does her duty to the point of near suicidal exhaustion and bravery.
>>80327
>>80331
YES YES YES Y ESY ESY ESYESYEYSEYSEYSEYSEYSYEYSEYSEYSEYSEGY
>>80331
This shit right here.
>>80339
This is why Sigmund is best German BB
>>80341
I WANT HIM AND MARIA TO HAVE ONE-ARMED BABIES TOGETHER.
GO SIGMUND GO!
>>80353
Because he knows how to GET SHIT DONE.
>>80356
He's gay. Which is part of the reason why he is doing this.
>>80366
But in the end.
>>80366
In that case he can make them with me.
>>80366
>He's gay. Which is part of the reason why he is doing this.
YOU CAN''T PROVE THAT
FUCKING ALLIED PROPAGANDA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>80374
HE KILLS MOTHERFUCKING ALDOF HITLER
>>80380
He flat out says it like 5 images upthread. Or was him saying that the men he loved died in concentration camps too subtle for you?
Since OP doesn't appear to be back yet, I will start on volume 12.
>>80394
>He flat out says it like 5 images upthread. Or was him saying that the men he loved died in concentration camps too subtle for you?
n-no. the Reich is pure from homosexual infestation
>>80394
Fucking street sign captchas are bullshit.
>>80382
Sigmund best German. Now, kill Markus/Siegfried.
Get revenge for Sankt.
>>80394
You can love your brother, but that doesn't make it an incest doujin
>>80402
Why do you think Klaudia had "little sadist" Siegfried fuck her before she deployed on her suicide mission rather than Sigmund? Because Sigmund doesn't swing that way.
>>80382
what a goy
>
3
>>80366
Ok. I know he stuck around to kill Hitler, protect his country and perhaps give guidance to Sieglied, but if he is more Pro-German than Pro-nazi, why doesn't he clear sweep Nazi command and cripple things so Britian wouldn't get fucked? Getting on the horn and saying 'I killed Hitler,Gobbels,Himmler,etc' and crush Siegfried's head while he is at it? The Nazis are just going to fire up the genocide again and all the jews,gypsies,gays and others will be fired in seconds
>>80416
I assumed it was because Sigmund was already gone to the Fuhrer's palace.
>>80416
>Why do you think Klaudia had "little sadist" Siegfried fuck her before she deployed on her suicide mission rather than Sigmund? Because Sigmund doesn't swing that way.
Kieron pls, let me have this
>>80403
i thought i was the only one to hate those with a passion
>>80429
>>80406
Honestly, given how little combat Siegfried sees, being Hitler's pet and all, I expect him to DIE HORRIBLY the first time he actually has to go up against another battleship. I certainly hope so, as he is a top notch cunt.
>>80455
Holy fucking SHIT the street sign captchas are the worst. Goddamn thing made me solve like TWENTY of them to post.
>>80463
Annnnnd as awesome as volumes 10 and 11 were, volume 12 is a pile of stinking dogshit. Because let us be honest. Nobody cares about Stephanie's lies about her backstory.
>>80463
She literally looks like a midget
This artist is shit
>>80473
But you HAVE to devote an entire chapter to the Mary Sue after killing Hitler.
>>80426
>>80408
Gays, gypsies and jews are the men who would be exterminated in the camps. If Sigmund had jew blood, he wouldn't have been allowed to be in the army in the first place.
>>80482
I never caught that before. Those leg proportions are HILARIOUS.
>>80484
Stephanie isn't a Mary Sue, she's just a bitch, and takes up too much plot time with shit we don't care about.
>>80504
Now behold....
>>80508
The horror...
>>80508
ACHIEVEMENT EARNED:
"Become a Big Daddy"
>>80514
OF THE JEW HULK.
Hope that kike bitch enjoys being a monster that no one could possibly love.
>>80518
Does that make Stephanie the little sister?
>>80522
She DOOOOOOOOOOOOES run around with red glowing syringes and stabby-stab people.
>>80520
Don't you worry, Leah spends like 12 whole books in pretty much nonstop suffering.
Where are the previous threads?
>>80522
>destroy the chair
What, am I supposed to understand why she hates the chair now?
>>80541
It's uncomfortable and dangerous, 'cause the creature is basically running faster than a bullet train and she's held in by heavy straps, the wind sucked out of her.
Probably has bruised ribs.
>>80537
Thread 0 >>64064
Thread 1:
>>70594
>>80552
Not faster than a bullet train, but almost that fast.
>>80553
I be back. Want me to take over?
>>80562
>>80566
Go for it, I'll stop here. I have homework I am supposed to be doing. I will go back to lurking and take over again if you need me.
>>80576
Don't tell me this mary sue bitch is going to kill Turing-kun.
>>80576
Roger roger. Thanks for the assist.
>>80583
Watch and see.
End of #0012
Uber #013
>>80645
You are now thinking about the fact that Maria uses her halo distortion effect to shave her pubes.
The page is being real buggy and not showing images for me.
>>80654
That's why she's best waifu.
>>80658
pls keep posting, I NEED this
>>80624
>Uber #013
Awww yuss, tbh I think Katyusha is a bit OP but dayum this chapter...
>>80668
a bit?
a BIT?
She's like a goddamn super saiyan.
>>80714
your head ASPLODE.
>>80669
What, did Maria turn fucking autistic?
>>80723
Are you gonna eat that?
>>80747
It's funny, for all the other tanks they did WRONG, the russian T34s actually look pretty good.
End of Uber #013
Uber #014
Oh yes
>>80821
If I was part of her unit, I would volunteer to eat her out whenever she needed, and pray that I die with my head crushed rather than killed on the battlefield.
>>80845
I swear, whoever did Sigmund's face in this issue has to be using a completely different template than the one from previous issues. He looks like a goddamn scrawny parody of himself.
>>79731
Nice
>>81006
HA.
Markus sure knows how to take a hard one to the face. Better find him a camp, too.
Behold my final form!
End of Uber #014. We are on a roll! #015 coming up.
Loving this. keep it coming.
>>81026
...Is this a body-double?
Thanks op!
>>81026
This page just makes me think "nothing can kill the grimmace"
>>81058
Who knows? Certainly not I.
Uber #015
>>81101
And Klaudia looks like a horse-faced spaz rather than her Aryan master race look from the previous illustrators.
I don't know why they dropped Canaan White for a bunch of the middle of the pack issues, but the comic suffers for it until they have him doing the drawing again.
>>80898
>They never found the body
Wait, what is this even referring to?
>>81136
Battleship 0, who we see the horrible mangled body of like 5 pages later. The Germans had some high octane nightmare fuel come out of their early failed activation experiments.
>>81136
i'd say the giant rape monster that attacked them
>>81157
>>81136
Since OP didn't post it, I'll put in the end of chapter author notes.
They are relevant.
>>81187
>>81221
heh. boobies.
>>81221
that nipple ughhhh
Man, the jew hulk is so disgusting. I can't wait for her to fight Klaudia and get wrecked in three panels.
>>81283
I like the Blitzmensch
Knowing nothing about this comic aside from what I've read so far, if I were a Battleship-candidate, I'd want to go 24 blitz.
>>81252
>left handed revolver
Excuse me?
>>81109
... is that Captain Mainwaring?
>>81313
Thread is kill
>>81340
knew i couldn't be the only /k/ommando in here.
>>81366
Another /k/ommando reporting in. How many we got in here?
>>81366
Shhhh, The rest of us are hiding. I'm even painted Purple too aid in my Fa/tg/uy /K/Commandoing.
>>80604
>dragged off to a murder camp for my taste in men
Oh good thing he was in England where he was just castrated and driven to suicide instead.
>>81364
I had to get some beer. Chill
Uber #016
>>81391
Good god.
They released the Pac Man Ghost.
>>81393
I hadn't heard of this comic before last night. I came here looking for pictures of Cleveland and Quagmire banging the red out of Lois.
Now I'm fapping to Sieglinde.
>>81441
It does have way of putting its hooks into you.
>>81443
SLAM DUNK!
I love that the biggest threads on /aco/ are Uber.
>>81443
That means he could be a battleship right?
>>81467
Could've been, anyway. Looks like he got drowned six pages after he was introduced.
>>80535
What did they stop her load at again? I know it was all physical, but to what degree?
>>81479
As usual a black guy goes down immediately.
>>81498
Like I said before, did Maria fucking turn autistic? What the fuck
>>81506
I'm guessing that the delayed activation and its circumstances had...mental and psychological.
>>80973
Well, can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs.
>>81515
* mental and psychological side-effects.
Finish the damned sentence.
awwwww shiiiiiit British commandos
>>81545
This reminds me of the Idea Men from "The Tick"
"Fuck."
Like a cockroach
>>81577
is it wrong if I want the Nazi's too win?
>>81581
An apt description.
I'll post these when they come up. They could have some important info.
This wraps up #016.
Who's ready for #017??
>>81587
>>81604
;-; More plz,
>>81604
I'm ready. I'm yours.
Take me long into the night, my sweet king.
And fuck street sign captchas.
>>81613
OH GOD THE STREET SIGN CAPTCHAS. So sick of them
Uber #017
>>81597
>>81594
>Feels like he's obligated to include niggers and women
>Thinks not doing this is a sin
I don't like this way of thinking. If you're constantly going "Gotta include X thing, otherwise people will hate me" then it invalidates the inclusion of X thing. It's no longer a legitimately correct thing to do, or included due to the author's imagining of the situation, but rather a guided course toward that.
>>81604
moar pls
>>81621
i swear upon my beard. you are doing gods work anon
>>81632
My beard thanks you.
>>81482
Hypothetically at 23. The 24th activation was likely a halo one, though that wasn't stated.
>>81654
Stephanie: "Fuck you too, Monty."
>>81506
I believe she's actually an uneducated country bumpkin. I remember one anon pointing out months ago that she possibly didn't know how to read or write.
>>81692
That may or may not be the case, but she sure as fuck acted different after she shat out those red things and regrew her fucking arm and all that. WAY different.
Prepare for badass
lol
>>81626
What? He didn't even say that. He said he was glad to get away from all the Nazi shit. And considering the fact that one side is the Nazis there's more diversity than he thinks a lot of readers would expect.
The fact that there's more diversity allows him to get into the topic of what's going to go on with the black battleship candidates.
>>81695
Realizing you're becoming a god is likely to have psychological side effects.
>The good shit starts happening RIGHT as I need to head off to sleep
Fuck, man.
Should I stop after this one?
>>81806
Do what you want Anon, but god knows we all want to see it.
>>81806
NO
>>81806
Will you return tommorrow cause its 3am here and I'm only up cause of this.
do what u want its late brah
>>81806
pls post more
One more and then I'll stop.
End of #017
Uber #018
Last one tonight boys. I'll post more tomorrow.
>>81865
Bad news. The next page comes up as saying possible malicious code. So it won't post. Ideas?
>>81879
Crop it very slightly, and see if that works
>>81879
take a screenshot of it, then post that.
>>81879
make a new thread bruh
>>81879
Convert to a different file type?
>>81843
My thanks for posting even this much, anon.
>>81879
open it up on your computer, take a screen shot, post the screen shot
>>81888
That seems easy enough. I'll just repost #018.
>>81663
No, it was a halo. The crystal was yellow, and physical crystals are red.
>>80214
would give anything to be a tank man
>>81513
>Churchill throwing Colossus into the fight unprepped - utterly uncharacteristic
>Churchill staying and dying when he could have walked away and fought on - uncharacteristic
>Hitler wanting to level Paris - actually not characteristic either
At least this panel is true to Uncle Joe.
>>83165
Except Hitler LITERALLY ordered the Wehrmacht to level Paris when they had to retread ("Verbrannte Erde" - scorched earth). Paris LITERALLY is only standing now because his officer refused to carry out the order.
>>80520
She's a goddamn hero. A patriot sacrificing for her country. Consider that, the next time you open your cockholster.