is there any porn of liara's dad
Your friendly reminder that Asari are meant to serve and be bred, forget about those silly things like culture and civilization.
>>685341
Asari are for cuddling
Need some jack
>>686020
No, Asari are for target practice.
Quarians are for cuddling.
>>688478
This x100
>>688478
Quarians are for gassing
>>689573
Turian detected. Space Nazis pls go
>>688233
Futa ahoy.
Anyone have any garrus/femshep? There's only the one image of two turians double teaming her
>>682701
There's some strange irony to a bunch of underage kids jerking off to michael jackson's face
>>690701
Take pictures!
>>685341
>Asari
>not Quarians
Quarian females are built for mating and child-bearing, and the same goes for female Turians. They've got dem hips for a reason.
Dextro girls are best, especially in the context of interspecies breeding.
>>690956
>>682782
Soooo you know nothing about asari right?
>>692084
You either haven't played the games or are an idiot. Or both.
I'll clarify it for you: Anyone got any aethyta?
>>692443
To be fair, Asari do use the term father. Shep even commented on earth that they would be bot called mother, but Aethyat said they use both terms.
>>688478
Asari are cute tho. I want to hug Liara and kiss her in the tentacles.
>>693838
C U C K
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C
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>>682701
worst girl
>>700199
this
>>700416
forgot that nepotism the character existed. Would honestly still say Miranda is worst girl though, from what I remember Diana can barely be considered a real character, do you even enter the talkscreen when you try to talk with her
>>700421
You have the romance option with her, so I guess she counts.
Also Miranda was amazing companion on the hardest difficulty in MS2 because of overload and warp combo.
>>700434
well if we're going for gameplay it's a different story. I'm thinking strictly fluffwise
>>700434
By that metric grunt+legion is best
>>700441
Except you get Legion at the end of the game so you have about one or two missions if you don't want to turn your crew into a goo.
>>700437
Yeah, I can see why people don't like her for being a pretty huge bitch, but on the other hand she does have a pretty memorable personality unlike some of the characters in my opinion.
No homo.
>>701661
It's all good, mang. These threads are always sorely lacking in Garrus anyway.
>>690756
Mah nigga
>>701661
More Garrus please
>>703168
One of the few good things to come out of the Mass Effect tumblr fandom is an abundance of Garrus porn.
>>704232
I remember the comic that artist did of femshep and garrus.
>>704652
too cute
>>704652
I came here to fap, not feel.
but im glad i did.
>>704652
not a fan of the art, but I sure do love me some awkward femshep/garrus
>>690756
>>701786
>>703168
>>704232
It's like you guys aren't even trying
>>704875
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>>704881
There's also that one, uh, excessively short hair 'thumbnail looks like a dude' femshep/garrus comic which I can post.
Boner/Boner survival not guaranteed though.
>leave for a few hours and the thread turns into nothing but tumblrshep and birdman
>McFucking Kill Me
>>705147
>Garrus+Femshep is absolute perfection.
Chug drain cleaner
>>705176
Not the guy you're replying to, but, the way I see it, Garrus was bro tier infinity. I played male shep and he was one of my favorite companions because of how cool be was.
To me, femshep is just another arbitrary female, and Garrus is getting some well-deserved pussy.
"Go get em, bud", is how I see it.
(PS: Tali master race)
>>705200
Garrus is more of a brother figure for me in my playthroughs. Tend to hook up with Liara Genrealy, so it leaves Garrus with Tali. And lets be honest. I'm doing him a favor as Tali is best girl.
>>705200
Canon.
>>705147
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>>707538
Not for me, friendo.
Tali is bae.
>>704639
>that last panel
Maybe it's my fetish, but seeing a girl with a load on her body just does it for me
>>707778
A fetish is sexualization of a nonsexual object or activity. Jizzing on a body is most definitely sexual.
That's a kink, I guess.
>>707538
>Talibrations
The idea of Uncle garrus and Auntie Tali is too great to pass up...So yes, it is indeed my Canon.
Never enough BKC
>>707609
Unless you chose high-EMS Destroy ending, Shepard is dead and Garrus has moved in.
>>708740
Honor the memory of his fallen bro by fucking his girl on a nightly basis...
>>708740
Lol fair enough. I'd rather have Garrus comfort the love of my Shepard's life than some other dude.
>>682701
I hate miri but this pic is so hot
>>708766
>Gag ball
They implied Tali was a kinky dom right? Kek'd when Garrus said "You're so mean...and I'm okay with that." Who knew Garrus was into that sort of thing...
Too little femShep
So, is this thread dead, or what?
>>708766
You cuckfags have incredibly shit taste.
>>719783
Did you honestly expected something else?
It's cuckfags, of course they had shit taste
We need more of FemShep & crew getting turned into husks
I need more liara in my empty life..
>>721928
Forgot pic
>>721931
>>721928
Aren't we all?
>>722058
>>722047
I really need some blue lips on my dick right about now
>>722083
You and me both man..
By far the best mass effect r34 thread I've ever seen. And I thought I had a lot of content prior to this!!!! Bloody good job, m8s
>>722241
Thanks, bruh.
>>722083
And I really need some blue dick on my lips.
Futasari is best asari.
>>723904
>I really need some blue dick on my lips
I have blueberry-flavored lube, if that will suffice.
>>722083
Are Liara's tits this big in the game?
And who is the hottest alien babe in games? Is it Liara or Liara?
I love blue feet
I love blue skin
I love blue/purple lips
I love blue tits
I love blue butts
I want to find a girl in a liara cosplay and get her pregnant
the end
>>707538
fuck no. Tali is all mine. Birdman is a bro, but he can fuck right off.
Replaying the games right now, which romance gets the best resolution, Liara or Jack? I plan on two-timing anyway, just asking for who I stick with in 3.
>>723947
I'd have to go with Liara. Such a perfect fucking space wife.
And yes, her tits are that big. This is her nippleless nude model from the game.
>>723947
Tali is by far the CUTEST...
>>724397
...but Liara is by FAR the hottest
>>724397
>>724401
Tali's mask getting cummed on has become somewhat of a fetish of mine... Anybody have any more of it?
>>723947
I'm going with liara. I romanced her in the first mass effect to live out my captain kirk fantasy of seducing an alien chick, but after I found out she spent forever trying recovered your body and then gave it to Cerberus because they had the Lazarus project I kinda fell for her. She just wanted any chance Shepard to be alive no matter what. Also that scene where she "writes your name in the stars" in mass effect three was cute. I'll always choose liara because she never gave up on me. And I need that in my life, even if it's in a game
>>724402
Gotcha
>>725641
Fucking kek
>>724634
Thanks m8. If only this jizz and art style didn't look so awutistic, I'd be all set!
>>724063
Liara gets the best ending because she's actually a part of your crew in ME3.
>>726396
This
This thread needs more Formax
>>724063
Liara might as well be the canon love interest. She's obviously attracted to you no matter what, and there's so much more exclusive romantic content with her. She's also the only one with a nude model, and the only one who'll survive up until the very end. If Bioware decides to make Cora - or whatever that new Asari's name is in Andromeda - Liara and Shep's daughter, I wouldn't be surprised. They could get away with it, too. Liara can breed with you regardless of your gender, and she could probably even do it without Shep's knowledge or consent sometime before the final mission. They're not allowing imports anyway, so why not just dictate a canon ending instead of clumsily sidestepping all the variables? Besides, Liara is definitely the most popular LI (with Garrus and Tali tied for second place), so I doubt many would raise an objection.
>>727588
Also, the reason I brought up the Andromeda asari is that she has eyebrows, which only Liara has.
>>727596
I always assumed that she just tattooed those on to blend in with non-Askari.
>>728224
It's possible. You never can tell with Bioware hair modeling.
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>>708740
>Unless you chose high-EMS Destroy ending
Good thing it's the only available ending to begin with.
>>728728
Are you implying indocrination theory?
>>727588
Jack can survive too, unless you fuck up
>>728703
jesus why does the face look so fucked up??
>>688233
Anybody have Diana Allers?
>>728877
I don't know dude I just post the shit
>>728891
That's some high quality shit right there
>>728864
Everyone can survive if you don't fuck up.
Liara can't die even if you fuck up super hard.
>>728966
Thought if you epic failed all the way to the end, Harbinger smokes both your team mates running to the beam.
>>728970
Did they added this in the expanded ending?
I don't remember that at all.
Is Ash porn welcome here? I can't seem to find any outside of a few SFM images. I suppose it's because just can't compete with the prime Waifu material like Liara.
>>728970
Yup. He sure does. Totally evaporates them, pretty heartrending actually.
>>729414
Of course she is welcome here! This IS a Mass Effect thread.She's rare because she is "normal" I guess
I have so much more quality Mass Effect r34 that isnt already here its crazy... Before I post tho I want to make sure this thread isnt going to die. How many people we got lurking around? Hows my audience?
>>686225
More giant mass effect tits please
>>729552
me and your imaginary friends
>>729552
Yo, I'm here.
>>729018
Yea it's the expanded ending version
>>728741
No, I'm implying the other endings are so shit they might aswell not exist at all.
>>729822
I mostly agree. The extended Control is kinda cool in a God Emperor of Dune sort of way, but it's hindered by the fact that it's just facilitating the exact thing you were trying to stop TIM from doing the entire time. Still, Eternal Robo God Shepard is rad.
>>729552
Post faggot
>>729552
present
>>729541
Sweet.
>>729787
All right. I just never even bothered to replay it again frankly.
>>729607
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>>730269
Alright, good enough. I just got back from work and im tired as fuck, I'll put a decent amount up in the morning. For now, have this
>>728965
I wish I could find it in a larger size
Tali is the best girl and best love interest.
I will die on this hill.
>>730825
I will die with you, m8
>>730825
They can come at us with tanks, planes, and nukes. We shall not falter.
Here we go, let's see how long I can do this before I get bored!
Im honestly surprised this one hasnt been posted yet.
I hope this is satisfactory so far
I hope this thread doesnt run out of space soon.