New Oglaf And we don't have to censor it anymore. >Never

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>>50628
>'Reach for the sky' is for pussies. Threaten the sky til it comes to you.

I believe there's two different alt texts to each comic if you look at the source.

>>50628
>Pride is the harshest lubricant
>>50637
>If you surrender by accident, declare a new war immediately

>>50674
That makes so much more sense, thank you for that.
I've known about the second alts for a while now but didn't know where to find them.

>>50628
I love Oglaf SO much.

These are neither sexy nor funny.

When will Oglaf be good again?

>>50859
I had a friend with a girlfriend like that.

>>51188
Literally wat

>>51227
She was stubborn like hell and when she wanted some she always got aggresive and annoying.
My friend got in big fights because since she was usually aggresive he didn't know when she was just being the usual bitch she was and when she wanted some dick. Or at least that is what he said.

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I'd rather just go back and reread sexy losers

>>51477
> Dat thin H line

>>51271
Funnily enough, I also had a gf who was unwilling to admit when she was horny. She always liked to act like it was my suggestion. I can count the number of times she actually said 'hey, wanna fuck' on one hand.

>>53391
You can count then with the one hand you use to masturbate because you never had a girlfriend in the first place, faggot.

moar in this thread, this is hilarious

>>54488
protip: you can go to the actual site m8

The only thing the site doesn't have is the "Doesn't count kama sutra" between Ivan and Navaan. I always wanted to see it.

>>53072
>you'll never be very good at masturbating

I really should just give up at it, shouldn't I?

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>>50859
Fucking christ almighty, I just had a lup geg

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>>51477
Why not read both?

>>51675
>H line
wat

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>>57544
He started making more SL irregularly under that new title.

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Fun fact, the Dwarves here were inspired by the artists' collaboration with /tg/ on certain spicy fantasy setting sex scenarios.

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>>50989
when you work on your artwork long enough to be any good. and when you can do better.

>>58690
>hurr you can't do better that means it's not shit
Autism speaks.

I actually used to like Oglaf, but almost all of the more recent ones are garbage.

>>57437
>ScreamingMargaretThatcher
fucking kek

>>50859
What's the name of the female character?

>>58701
Stop using words you don't understand.

oglaf is the best, i even got the 2 books.

>>57655
So that's why they remind me so much of /tg/.

>>57031
>tfw I realize now that there are people who don't jerk off and it's not because they have restraint or think it's pathetic, they just fucking suck at it.

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>been a while in visiting the site
Off i goooooo.....

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ironic blowjobs are the best.

>>58690
Um this one is kinda hard to understand without context. You should post the others too

>>61803
He should post the others but basically what happens is that the snow queen needs an orgasm to sleep otherwise winter will last forever. The guy tried fucking her but it was so cold that his cock broke off. Then Grier came in with a bigass winter coat and a strap-on and put the snow queen to sleep with an orgasm. The message in that page is that a real man isn't as good at satisfying women as a woman with a strap on is.

>>62067
>The message in that page is that a real man isn't as good at satisfying women as a woman with a strap on is.

More like having a good plan stops your dick falling off.

Oglaf is great but...why is there so much gay shit?

>>62997
The artist is a woman
[spoiler]I don't know if the writer is male or female
[/spoiler]

>>61030
>last three panels

perfect

>>61030

That last line tho, it hits me right where I live

I can't get off to simple smutfics anymore, I need to get invested in the characters

>>63086

Same. It's a curse, but man when you find some novel length fics that knock your expectations out of the park it's all worth it.

>>63020
Trudy Cooper

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>>53957
they cry that when that jap fag took over 4chan, that all was gonna change...

its still the same

>>57655
more dwarves theyre my favorite

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Some of the best don't even have sex in them.

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This one is my favorite also. The poor dear.

>>62963
this

the humor in these are either for absurdities sake or because it pokes fun at each genders insecurities...

not really 'omg womenz strap-on are so much better, muh feminizm'

>>62963
I prefer the "don't think with your dick" approach.

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>>64230
yep.

>>58923
Oglaf doesn't really have named characters. Only named character I remember was titular farmboy named Oglaf and he was like, in maybe all of three strips?

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>>63020
It's a husband and wife team. She draws, both write. Also, sometimes /tg/ advises.

Bump for Oglaf dump

>>64280
it also sums up our current board culture nicely

>>57543
"Yiff Macht Frei".... mine sides!

>>64230
true.

Someitmes she's back to being funny these days though.

>>64985
There have been named characters, but they don't dominate the comic. Sometimes it takes a while to find out their names, as, with the exception of Oglaf himself, the names aren't important for the humor/irony/pain.

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>>64985

what about Ivan? and Ambassador Sandoval, who was so sad when Ivan died?

>>58701
but you keep reading it. for the satisfaction of being able to say "i think this is shit."

do you also frequently stick your head down unflushed toilets and bubble "this is shit" through the turds?

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>>61803
i'll post them all if you pay for a 4chan pass so i don't have to solve all those captchas.

just to spell it out here:
you guys know that there is some secret pages on the site right?
like say a comic have a /2/ in page number, and then goes to the next comic starting at /1/
if you go back and change the /2/ to a /3/ (for example only, it can be from /6/ to /7/ etc)
the comic sometimes then have a secret extra page to it that you cant find anywhere ells.

>>67912
any proof?
Never saw it and there are too many strips now.
It sounds more like >>64865

>>66531
kek

>>58690
>don't complain about my food, merry-man, you aren't a cook why don't you cook a better meal
>you're not a cop don't complain about how I arrest you
>I don't see you in the whitehouse, so don't complain about the president

Kill yourself in a painful way

>>67912
Oh. There's an idea. I just usually hit the tab button until I find the "secret spot" and hit enter.

want more snow queen

>>50628
should have kept the studded bracer on.

>>50637

>Never be wrong. That's the secret of being right.

4chan.jpg

>>50859
>>50628
I never thought I'd see one of my sexual fantasies rendered in such exact detail. There's an Oglaf comic for ya.

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>>64230

I love the fountain ones.

>>67912
There's secret pages?

>>67912
Show us one.

>>70228
Oh I haven't read any Oglaf in a year, did they even show up what happen with this guy?

>>74960

Occasionally they are "Tales of the Slut" which involve him, and he was alive at the end of his arc, so there is the possibility he's still alive.

>>67912
That can't be real. I have literally never saw such strip.
Do you have single evidence to back that up?

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>>70239
I think the point of the thread is to post the Oglaf content that'd get you banned on other boards.

>>77364
the point is to talk about oglaf
no point in having two oglaf threads, one in each board

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Brace yourselves.

>>79782
Beautiful

>>79782
What a fantastic saga.
Thank you for posting it.

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>>80145
No problem.

>>80183
That's so adorable

Morelaf

>>51477
>dat nostalgia

>>79756
Cock Rampage really should be the first /aco/ 4chan banner.

>>57655
>You got no wife? No problem!
>We'll make you one!
>With a HUGE cock!
So much /d/ it hurts

>>77364
>Gnaw it
>Gnaw my cock
Every time

>>80183
>dat handholding
That's pretty sweet

>>51271
I also get aggressive and irritable when horny. Sometimes I don't even consciously notice until after a good dicking.

>>64280
>>65870
Yeah... /aco/ in a nutshell

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>>57655
/tg/ collaborated with a known artist??

>I am in 4chan for the past 4 years
>no contributions
>fail at even the most grassroots thing today

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>>84974
This was a time when /tg/ got shit done on a regular basis. They somehow pissed off the artist later.

>>84995
oh yeah, I remember: /tg/ delivers. One of the best boards.

what happened to mistress?

will she ever come back?

>spent a lot of time reading through the thread

I just wanted to fap.

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>>85041
Yeah, Oglaf will do that to you.

>>79735
>>79736
the best part was there was a long period of time between these two... the Blowjob King becoming a regular character was awesome.

>>64985
there are a few.
vanka the pirate
naaman the vampire

>>59700
what are the extras each book offers over the regular strips?

>>84995
>>84995
anyone know what happened?

>>50802
It's easier to find if you right click on the picture and hit "inspect element" but same principle.

>>62067
If this really is a husband/wife project, hubby must be such a cuck.

I don't know if Doug Bayne and Trudy Cooper are married or if they just work together on Platinum Grit and Oglaf.

The did work together on these interstitials (so you can her voice, and his, for sure he's the guy complaining about his dead wife and the lion puppeteer).
http://www.cartoonbrew.com/cartoon-brew-pick/the-elegant-gentlemans-guide-to-knife-fighting-by-doug-bayne-ben-baker-and-trudy-cooper-90516.html

Doug Bayne also acted and did the animation work for Double the Fist TV series)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAN7SeflJBNZ1m7FB_vt5UFbFXNExNWKm

>>67912
Dude.

There's a next page button. It's easy to overlook it, but it's there.

>>83246
>"I can't believe we've been making them fight the whole time"

that sums up Pok├йmon r34 pretty well

>>84995
>cunt angler
>the dwarf has a cunt on his arm

subtle

>>70228
I miss the elf diplomat.

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>>83260

>>70196
Why does his crippling self doubt look like an emaciated M-Dude?

>>79751
I like the little detail that her vagina from just the tip of his magic penis has become swollen like it was viciously gang banged by 200 guys all day...usually don't see that except for power appliance/dildo sex machine videos

>>88309
The same goes for Blowjob king and the other who tried to do a BJ at him

>>53072
>He's telling that story to all his grand kids

Fuck lol

>>57655
>/tg/ and /d/ build a sword.jpg

>>88013
What else should it look like other than wispy and pathetic?

>>79756
>COCK RAMPAGE

A great band name and a common enough problem in the world of Olgaf, it seems

>>79776
I"m assuming Wrecking Ball and Ass Guy have a pure and meaningful relationship after this, but we never did get a follow up

>>87863
I think he's implying that sometimes the next page button will skip a 'bonus' page. Again, no evidence.

>>89186
There is a Dead giveaway that you are bad and a bad person. Look at the bottom right corner of any oglaf comic. small shaded triangles are the end of the sequence. Not there then there is a secret comic you fdsewqifw'[hfdishfdsds.......FWEEEEEEEET

>>89045

best oglaf comic or best oglaf comic?

>>89045

Yeah, that one is pretty goddamn good.

Just that labyrinth-obssessed guy's eyes.

Awesome.

>>83235
this is really only funny if you know of holmgang

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>>89532
No, it's still funny.

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Is it wrong that I find this one kind of romantic?

>>89807
>How can it be?
I don't even know why, but this one line made me burst out laughing harder than anything else in this thread so far. There's something so great about being asked such a simple question in the middle of sex.

>>88534
who are you kidding /tg/ and /d/ are the same board

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>>62067
>Then Grier came in with a bigass winter coat and a strap-on and put the snow queen to sleep with an orgasm. The message in that page is that a real man isn't as good at satisfying women as a woman with a strap on is.

>>80183
Awwwww!

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>>90061

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>>90065

>>89814

Naah.

>>62997
YOU HAVE NO HONOR

>>63142
>>63086
>>63052
Literally what /tg/'s Weekend Smut Thread was for before it got trolled so hard the mod made it leave so the troll would stop. Now it's on /d/.

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>>87874
>angler

>>88309
>>88312
The artist is a woman, and has actually investigated how her junk works.

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>>89814
No way.

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>>90736
on the one hand it says "batman"
on the other, "murder porn"

>>50859
>chillies

come on

>>50859
Oh god, i have not laughed so hard... while so hard...

I love funny porn.

>>85748

The Allegory of Allegories has the best design in Olgaf.

>>90736
>>90845
The hell is this?
Context?

>>79735
Fuck yes!

"I'm the rimjob guy!"
'eh, not into Rimjobs"
"Stop being such a baby"
"No, if he isn't into it, I want push it."

Rimjob guy is such a bro

>>91020
Bruce Timm is a man of many talents.

It's from issue 11 of Flinch. Too big to upload here and I'm too lazy to split it out.

>>61030

> "they may have just confused themselves into it"

If that doesn't summarize my life in one short sentence ...