For the love of all that's holy and sacred, please share any and all Susie porn that you find/ make.
I'm starting a collection.
Someone posted this last thread.
Hoping for a translation.
So much lowbrow lasciviousness.
How about a little romance, guys?
Black ties and evening gowns.
A little music.
A little dancing.
>a little dancing
Sounds good to me!
>Guy fucks a robot until it turns into a squid chick.
>real porn of robots
Good luck with that, palbert. Nearly every video I found of robot porn was either women pretending to be sexbots, women with fuck machines, or Zone's XJ-9 parody. The world's apparently just not ready for clang clang.
Also for Warframes, I'm sticking with the idea that they're remote controlled suits.
Always be sure to properly upgrade and maintain your robofu.
Because clicking and dragging into google images is hard, apparently.
Reposting an anon's GLaDOS OC from last thread.
Fuck we need more GLaDOS x male test subject
Tell me about it.
Who wants to see these girls in their swimsuits?
>XJ5, being a floating head with no body, gets an oversized t-shirt with a swimsuit graphic.
>XJ6 is always looking for an opportunity to step out from XJ9′s shadow, with a high-cut 80′s bikini.
>XJ7 doesn’t have the confidence to even try wearing a bikini, and settled for wearing a fairly plain one-piece. She didn’t even want to be there.
>XJ8 doesn’t care about the impression a micro-bikini leaves on others. It covers what’s required, and thats all that matters.
Jenny forgoes a bathing suit.
And her exosuit.
>no human could survive bathing in hot oil
>you can't join her
>she's not waterproof
>she can't join you
You fucking retard please kill yourself
>Very erotic feeling
>Person seems to have either not made a finalized version or didn't post it
Such is life.
How do we feel about monitor heads?
How do we feel about robot pyjamas?
How do we feel about snuggling robots?
Strange looking and difficult for humans to adjust to, but expressive and functional for human interaction in the extreme. Very useful.
Problematic due to heat insulation. However, fleece pajamas can be helpful for interacting with humans by giving them a buffer between themselves and a hard outer casing.
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I have some toy Bonkle shit, so I'll dump a few.
I got more and will post more if people ask.
Same. Vore normally kills my boner, but these, however, I like. Something about those stomachs look comfy to float around in.
Caring for your M-0E's AI System
In addition to maintaining the M-0E's hydraulics and weapon systems, the AI must be supported as well. M-0E's can't directly communicate, except through their base terminal and hand signals, so it is important to be considerate, friendly, and kind to the M-0E. They are essentially fellow soldiers, and should be treated as such. However, there are a few things to take note of when using a M-0E:
They often refer to themselves as "her". Please use the proper gender pronouns.
Compliment them regularly. Anything from a new paint job to current armament.
Buy them cute things. Despite their size, their small retractable claws in their hands allow them hold small items.
Invite them to parties, or nights out. They will always decline, often claiming they have to "defragment their hair", but they greatly appreciate the sentiment.
They -will- refer to their primary operator as "baka" and the commanding officer as "senpai", regardless of usernames.
Imagine trying to teach one love when all it can think about is death and destruction.
It'd be worth it, though.
Here's the short one, Sine, though nothin' lewd of her. Or her lanky friend.
You know I just realized no one has drawn porn of that gaint robot chick that the junkyard guy day dreamed about in the episode where they go to that junk planet. I think the cockpit was in the middle of her chest.
Hey RoboSecksBot dev, if you're still around, are you planning on an Android port? My tablet's not a complete porn device without some Unity smut.
two of my biggest fetishes, macro and robots. Nice.
Sorry for the delay, it's not delicio, it's delivery.
Sorry for the image size btw. I'll resize them to be better next time.
Might not look very roboty but AlphaGo just beat lee sedol and somene drew porn of it.
>Fleshlight Freaks have been discontinued
Well where am I supposed to get a robot/xeno themed masturbation sleeve now.
Son I'm not made of money. All their fleshlights are like $130 and I'm not looking for fake animal puss right now.
Anybody know who made this cutie? This is the only pic of her.
At least there's still Amazon for hope. So pricey, though.
Friskybeast.Com has a robot/xeno themed fuckhole and dildos.
Bigger and without the watermark.
Ended up buying one of those, but the regular size was like $110. So I bought the smaller $45 option that'll most likely work for me.
Tape an Onahole to it and good to go.
Personal reasons ahead.
1) Robots use logic rather than emotion, making them much easier to maintain a relationship with.
2) Should a part get damaged or wear out, the part can be replaced or repaired until the unit is as good as new.
3) A robot is more likely to love you unconditionally than a human as it thinks of you rather than itself.
4) Robots will never grow fat or old, maintaining their sleek (Or bulky, dealer's pick) design for eternity (With proper maintenance.)
Just a handful of reasons from me.
The wide variety and endless possibilities.
So with humans you can fuck someone small, large, tall, short, fat, thin, black, white asian, whatever. At the end of the day, they're all basically just minor variations on the same shape. Two arms, two legs, a torso and a head, plus the gender specific attachments.
But the beauty of robots is the fact that they are so insanely diverse that it's not even funny. Like, it could be something as simple as a painted human if that's your jam, it could be a roomba with a fleshlight duck-taped to it, it could be a 20 story war mech, it could be a thick, blocky maid-bot with a screen for a face, it could be a giant chicken covered in latex, you get the idea.
It's the same with xenos, the only limitation is your imagination, and humans are very boring comparatively.
You could have just asked if you wanted people to post more non-humanoid. No need to try and manipulate people with shitty bait.
There is a criminal lack of Zoids porn out there.
If I remember correctly, they are sentient.
After a long and gruelling battle with many forms I am fairly certain I have just purchased a copy of kni-droid's latest doujin. If this turns out to be true then at some point in the future I shall scan it and post it here. If not, I'll try again later.
This is supposedly his third doujin so I am now going to try and track down a place to buy his other two despite having no way to read moonrunes.
After a gruelling battle with this hateful language I give up. If there's any links to other works this guy has sold, it's up to someone who can actually read Japanese.
But if you find a link to those, or some other weird kink doujin that needs scanning, just post it and I'll consider buying it.
why don't we ever see Evangelion on this board? Like espescially until 0, or the mass production models? Theres some porno chance there, despite not being like totally robots? So maybe they wouldn't count?
See, you say that, but about 3/4rs of the images in the thread are disagreeing with you.
OC here. Critique is welcome, but wanted to contribute something to this beautiful thread.
Personally, for me it's about obedience and submission. Some sort of a slave, you can do almost any fetish you want with it without judgement, like a fleshlight given form by God or shit. It will follow through with your needs and even if you abuse it, curse it or anything, it will never leave you. It stays faithful.
I mean these are robots, almost human like features or something with female form yet maintains it robotic semblance, anything goes. Heck, mannequins give me boners for some reason I don't even get myself.
>Source on these?
Artist is http://nijie.info/members.php?id=3846
Source is http://nijie.info/view.php?id=15186
Registered account is required to view, however.
For future reference, saucenao.com is a spectacular resource for reverse image searching because it searches nip sites like pixiv and such.
Here's some more from that artist.
Because a human is programmed by nature to have sex.
A sexbot is programmed by humans to have sex
But imagine, taking a factory worker fembot, who doesnt know anything, and help her discover love and sex. Its that cute, naive attitude that does it for me, like she thinks she is malfunctioning for feeling love and you explain and teach to her.
I'm thinking of getting it too.
Any reviews anon? How good is it?
Here's some reviews I found:
People really like it.
Well guess I'm buying it then.
Probably gonna go with the blue one. Most play value.
they're fully sentient in Chaotic Century (especially the comic), but much more passive in Zero. I haven't seen the other two series.
I bought mine in white since I'm a Jennyfag, though now I see it can also be used for bots like Curly and EVE.
1)Robots will only be as good as their programming and processor.
Can you imagine a Microsoft sex program?
2)robot parts that get damaged or wear out can be replaced.
Napa sex parts? refurb vagania?
3) robot loves you unconditionally.
Siri, make sweet love to me.
[I'm ... sorry... could... you...repeat .. that?]
4)maintaining their skeep design for eternity.
Come on down to Al Worthington, at Worthington Ford Sex Bots!
We have a GIANT used sex bot collection,
here's an '89, and it's a 4 by 4.
Dude who made the original model must've caught him, since he didn't want his girl to be used for lewds. But I know the rest of those pics are hiding in an old robutt thread on Desustorage.
>Release female model
>expect people to not use it.
Are people retarded? That is literally guaranteed to happen these days. Hell I remember some samus model someone made (XNAlara Ithink) and said to not use it for lewds. Lo and behold very shortly after someone made some gifs (possibly out of spite).
Infact the first time I saw that robot girl model was in a webm where she has sex with some dude.
We need more robo-porn