HOMESTUCK - HOMESMUT GENERAL #18
Angry Troll Edition
Try to Think about quality when posting:
>Does the drawing resemble the character enough to be considered Homestuck?
>Is the drawing a mess of scribbles or aesthetically displeasing?
>Accompany shitposts with quality porn
Old Thread:
>>387017
>>387017
Image resources:
Paheal
http://rule34.paheal.net/
34 dot xxx
http://rule34.xxx/
booru
http://rule34stuck.booru.org/
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>>409836
Is there more
>>410636
nope, sorry bud
Literally my favorite karkat picture
>>411570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgf91sG_aHg
Guess we're doing Karezi right now
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>>412674
Oh, I guess that's not Terezi, I blame the horns
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>>412710
das all
Anybody have some Nep? Solo or with others is cool
I'll drop a few that I have, atleast
>A thread that's 99% Karezi
What a nightmare
Did someone say Nep?
>>410950
This karkat always makes me laugh. How is a 13 year old so fucking beefy?
>>413146
if you honestly think they're 13 in most of these i feel sorry for you
>>413128
Speaking of Nep, I took a break from failing to write the Roxycest fic to do that ReaderxNepeta request. Hope its up to standard.
http://pastebin.com/SrNFHces
Tags: M/F, POV, Tentabulge, Bad Cat Puns
>>412846
Woah, whose the artist for this? I feel like I should recognise them, but the usual search options aren't finding anything.
WHAT IS IT WITH FUCKBOYS INSISTING TO HUE TROLL SKINS AFTER THEIR BLOOD COLOUR
WHATS WRONG WITH JUST NORMAL FINE AND DANDY MOTHERFUCKING GREY
THERES THOUSAND OF PAGES OF SOURCE MATERIAL AND THEY STILL CANT GET IT MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT
>>413388
Calm down Nigga
>>413388
it's more interesting this way. I have tried both ways and drawing with color-tinted grey is much more fun. Colors play a role in homestuck, and doing art that does not represent the color at all seems unbefitting.
>THERES THOUSAND OF PAGES OF SOURCE MATERIAL AND THEY STILL CANT GET IT MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT
>there's also thousands of pages depicting human characters as white and acting as whities, even confirming it in chatlogs, yet many self-insert-obsessed fucks still can't get it right as well. Your point is?
>>413221
>http://pastebin.com/SrNFHces
Aw, fuck yeah.
>>413388
Because we model them off human physiology, and when humans perform physically strenuous activities, or become sexually aroused, we blush, and our skin goes a red hue. This is due to our blood colour. Trolls blood colour is dictated by their place in the hierarchy, as you should well know. And so, should a troll blush, or perform strenuous activity, or become aroused, they would likely become tinged by the colour of blood they possess. This is not canon, but it makes sense to a large number of people, and is a popular headcanon.
>>413492
Besides, there clearly has to be some external indicator of a troll's blood, otherwise the whole caste system is incredibly difficult to enforce.
>>413388
Because it's hot you silly bitch
>>413548
>Besides, there clearly has to be some external indicator of a troll's blood,
troll's irises change to their blood colour as they grow old, unless they're a rainbow drinker in which case their pupils turn golden.
this is canon
>>413428
>there's also thousands of pages depicting human characters as white and acting as whities, even confirming it in chatlogs, yet many self-insert-obsessed fucks still can't get it right as well. Your point is?
AS IF THAT ISN'T JUST AS FUCKING TERRIBLE AND YOU KNOW IT
>>414209
grey/10, good job anon
>>413548
Karkat was able to hide his blood color.
>>413548
the signs, dongo
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>>414811
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005805
>AG: Well if you want to know, normally, we have 8right orange eyes, with gray irises. They fill in with our 8lood pigment as we get older.
>>415685
Huh, neat.
>>413449
>That filename
Don't you mean "furryous"?
>>413221
OR here
Hot as hell
>>413146
He's not 13, he's 6.
>>417171
He is 6 Alternian Solar Sweeps old
In cannon that is exactly 13 Earth years
Side note there are 26 'months' in one Alternian Solar Sweep
>>417582
Does that make the alternian age of consent when drones start knocking at your door?
I think I'm running out of nep.
>>417687
Gasp!
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>>417687
There was supposed to be an image attached, baka
>>417697
the last nep
cherish it, and it will bring you much luck
>>412849
Whats bunnystrut's new URL, that bitch changes it all the time
>>418201
No fuckin clue m8.
>>417670
Hell if I know; Troll reproduction seems to be dependent on the fact the individual is in a kismesissitude or matespritship with another.
Heck, I'm still trying to understand how Troll reproduction works and what i understand so far is:
A) Trolls are pansexual
B) They may or may not have both sexual organs And/Or be genetically one sex with gender is just in physical appearance only
C) There are two buckets and a Mother Grub involved
>>418293
One more important fact: on Alternia, any kismessitude or Matespritship that is unable to produce genetic material for the drones is culled.
This means that, because of your point 1, same sex couples msut be able to produce that genetic material. Which in turn means that both genders must be able to produce and excrete gentic material. And it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to have two sets of genitalia that do the same thing, so point 2 starts to become more likely.
Trolls are basically bees; males and females are more castes than genders, and the Mother Grub is effectively the "Female." Or so I reason, at least.
>>418307
>Trolls are basically bees
*grab2 diick2*
>>418201
I thought she just stopped drawing nsfw. Messaged her about it like twice and got no response.
>>418293
4:the condesce, being the bitch that she is, is like stalin, and practices heavy historical revisionism, including preventing people from fucking normally and making them jerk off in a bucket so she can control the population growth. I mean, in comic isn't all the information we get about troll biology from the trolls?
Imagine. it's a species-wide prank, by one huge bitch, and they're actually just expecting the women to menstruate into a bucket, and just show up during a females cycle and if they're not menstruating they must be pregnant or defective, and you can't have the general populous figure out what pregnancy is. the mother grub is a red herring, the trolls are all clones.
Half of this is my headcannon and i'm sticking too it.
We /aradia/ now?
>>419449
God please yes.
>>419461
let's see...
>>419553
that may have been a damara, oh well. I think that's it for now
Guess we're posting Aradia
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This might be all
>>420508
very nice imagedump, anon
>>420463
>400.png
>400x433
Are you unwell? There's no excuse for this whatsoever. Were you not the serial thumbnail poster I addressed earlier? Can there be more than one of you dense motherfuckers?
>>421950
not that guy but caliborn is that you?
can one of you anons help me? i'm looking for a comic where jade blows dave through a portal? it's been a little while, any help would be appreciated
>>422926
Do-dodo-dooo
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>>422973
HOLY SHIT ANON THANK YOU ANON
i've been wracking my brain trying to find it and man, you're awesome! thanks so much dude
>>422973
best page in the comic
>>422972
I fuckin love Mindwipe.
>>409800
Anyone know who draws these? Or source or whatever.
>>423514
The artist goes by Mindwipe, but his tumblr's are Planet of Junk and Planet of Junk Midnight.
>>418478
I fucking wish. I'm biased because I fucking hate her and croublouse's art as a general whole, but their porn especially is fucking awful and incredibly lazy. I know that most people don't give a shit because they're just trying to jack off, but she keeps making the same fucking anatomical mistakes over and over and does literally nothing to fix them. It just bothers the ever loving shit out of me to see art that she just did look almost exactly the same as something she drew like 2 years ago, especially with how much she draws.
To keep on topic, I did know that she has an FA and looked that up to see if it was linked to her tumblr, and she's apparently account hopped again because she wanted it to be the same as her URL or some shit, which is princessharumi now. IDK if she has a separate account for NSFW stuff on either site, and I don't care enough to look.
Can we get some damara?
>>428032
I nearly thought that said drama
also @0_0@ here you go
>>428032
I have a little.
I think I'm out.
Though my folder is terribly organized.
Anyone here have any Latula?
>>428142
there are like 4 other versions of this pic out there somewhere
>>428151
what's with those spots? I see them sometimes but is there any idea behind it?
>>429525
From what I found, apparently they're "grubscars"- marks left where the grubs' extra legs fell off during pupation.
>>429536
what kind of bullshit is that
that's not how pupilation works
butterflies don't have dozens of tiny scars do they
>>429592
Hell if I know. Then again, the transition from grub to troll is arguably more drastic than caterpillar to butterfly- plus they're aliens- so who the hell knows what the result would be.
Apparently they're sometimes depicted as erogenous zones in place of/along with horns, so eh.
>>429653
Butterflies don't. Caterpillars dissolve in their pupa and then sort of reform into a perfect butterfly.
>>429907
magical insect fucks
>>432025
carapaces have edges when they make sharp turns, anon. for structural integrity.
surely, you wouldn't expect a cuthroat, warrior race of insect people to lose their armor?
So I wanna commission a pic or two of Vriska, but I am drawing a blank if what she should be doing. Anyone got any suggestions? I'll probably be getting them done by Batterbee since I really like how he draws her.
>>432778
Ive always really liked that one image of kanaya and vriska sucking a dude off with the lipstick marks. Maybe something like that. I'd post it but for some reason I dont have it saved?
>>433046
This one?
>>431317
Trolls not having nipples was pretty much my favorite anatomical headcanon but then hussie had to debunk it with one quick throwaway damara gag.
>>409800
Trolls stop pls
>>432778
Gotta go with Vriska getting taken by Nepeta dude. A surprisingly dominant, utterly ripped Nepeta.
>>435624
got any more aranea?
this fucking artist
>>437764
Hey, everyone has to start somewhere.
although yes it needs a lot of work
>>437764
still better than cinnasmut
>>437424
I can't believe he passed that up
>>439734
In the fic at least he doesn't.
>>435827
Seconding this request for more. It's been a while since I've seen some good Aranea stuff.
>>441723
always wanted a fic based off of this
Anybody got some pov?
>>443874
There were some decent PoV fics in the last thread. No idea what happened to the writefag, though.
I love this one
>>410636
shameful-display.tumblr.com
>>438905
>cinnasmut
They don't have an attractive artstyle, but it's amusing to me I guess
You aren't dying yet, baby.
I will never understand this fandom
>>452112
what about it?
>all this Mom Lalonde
Good. Next thread needs more Mom and less Terezi
>>413221
perfect, thank you
New Vriska pic from the drawthread
also BUMP.
Does anyone have pics of girls with a cute amount of chub on them?
>>455976
Like Homestuck or just in general?
>>455976
>>456011
I'm guessing he meant Homestuck friend, considering that this is a HOMESTUCK thread
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wow one that isn't just Jane
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>>456090
das all folks
>>413492
Vriska's blushed blue before
>>437424
does anyone have the fic that is basically the written form of this picture?
>>457185
http://archiveofourown.org/works/276597
This one?
>>418478
She responded to me when I messaged her, said she closed the nsfw blog because she was sick and tired of people demanding she draw porn. Idk if this means she doesnt draw it anymore, but if she does she isnt posting it publicly.
>>457380
Yes, thank you
Give me your rare, obscure, jades.
Someone wrote a Vriska/Sollux thing. There isn't enough of that. I thought it was good! You should go read it.
archiveofourown.org/works/6321595
>>460543
I'd like to request anon in charge of fanfic pastebin to add this:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1107057
For anyone who's a fan of meowrails with raunchy sex on the side this is an absolute masterpiece. Structured amazingly, has an actual theme that's explored (civilized vs savage), the sex scenes are also well written. It's a bit lengthy but the payoff is great. Just an all around treat, I highly recommend it.
Geist's other meowrails fic ain't half that bad either, if you're into latex/rubber/alien symbiote stuff.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/253356
>>462151
Done.
Post cute troll pubes
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>>409800
Every time I scroll past this picture on the catalog I immediately lose my boner. Whoever drew this should be ashamed of themselves.
>>462901
Same. It was Glub, I think. Bad ship, bad pic.
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>>463282
Suck it up you whiny son of a bitch.