Anyone up for a MTG thread? I know you love it.
7/7. Will post more when I'm home. Go forth and help, anon.
Ach Hans, run! It's the Shriekmaw!
I am surprised that this is not yet in this thread.
I have a bunch of stuff but 4chan is hella gay and rarely lets me upload.
got a bunch of PolishTamales' stuff for those that dont' feel like diggin thru his tumbls.
I also do some drawfagging but nobody ever seemed to care.
so I'll keep this thread bookmarked and try adding more to it after work. let me know if you guys particularly want to see actual card art or r34 or Polish's drawings and I'll dump a ton of w/ever
Personally more of this Polish guy's art would be lovely. Although a mix of 34 wouldn't be bad either.
I have some really great Ink-Eyes/Leonin stuff, too bad its not allowed here
I'm going to keep trying to bump it but honestly, half the uploads i try go nowhere, and these are not large files
I remember when you used to be able to put pictures on 4chan GOSH THOSE WERE THE DAYS
apologies to anyone expecting this to end in anything remotely porny, he never went that far.
The dearth of good MTG porn is sad.
Out of curiosity, if one were to start correcting that, what sort of things would people like to see, besides moar fukken planeswalkers?
took the Patreon logo censoring off this pic
PAYWALL STATUS: BURNT THE FUCK DOWN
getting tired and running low on things that arent' Liliana, will return to this thread later, hopefully it's still around.
not pornographic but still relevant
Alright, please do something with Burning-Tree Emissary.
Legendary creature characters.
Gisa, Geralf, Meren, Kalemne, praetors, Elspeth x Daxos before she killed him with a fork, Teysa and people being confused as to what to do with her limp leg, [spoiler]Kemba or Brimaz[/spoiler]
Her grandmother killed dragons and shit so she decided to become a girl to be more like her dragon killing grandmother.
Now that is retarded. And I don't only mean it as a reason to be a tranny, but also for such a reaction from the public. I mean, its not like we got a super speshul tranny planeswalker snowflake Mary Sue constantly shoved down our throats.
It's just some character. Probably not even that important.
Lets do some /aco/ magic cards. I found this http://mtgcardsmith.com/mtg-card-maker/ and this http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/ to be useful.
I'm doing some different decks based on colors:
And I'm trying to mimic habilities from real decks but trying to make the game more alive by using and taking more cards. Cheap one mana stuff is not even porn but art. Mana can be art too. And if the card is an expensive 3/3 with hardocre habilities it's a gangbang...
Also here some awesomeness http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/4151730/Sexy-MTG-Female-version-Reprints!-%28Constant-Updating!%29
Well fuck me.
Ok senpai, you go ahead. Honestly that first card looks like something you'd find in the actual card game, if only slightly lewder.
Just one bit of advice, don't add the gender on the creature type, no MTG card does that. Just leave it as "Human Berserker.
Also post 'em as you finish 'em.
That, wasn't mine actually. But I liked it. I'm on it but expect colaboration eventually. It is requiring me some intellectual effort. I've been playing magic for a while but still designing something equilibrate and fun is hard.
It reminded me of this card and also its all about a different kind of mana. Like the more you tease the more mana you get.
Use this pagehttp://mtgcardsmith.com/upload to avoid steam rollers.
Its a red/green land.
NOW WE'VE GOT CROTCHSHOT LEGIONNAIRE
SWINGING WITH HASTE
CROTCH FIRST THRU THE AIR
[spoiler] there is no art out there of her :( [/spoiler]
I tried to do some Rubblebelt porn once.
SJWs don't buy comics
SJWs don't buy videogames
SJWs don't buy magic
SJWs don't buy art.
Anyone who's been in this world for more than two decades knows "deconstructives" are failures at life that don't have a dime to spend, blame the world for their failute and pretend to be much more numerous than they actually are by being ridiculously vocal and complaining about everything.
Lack of interest by a wide audience. Most people who like MtG play the game as opposed to having other interests related to it that don't touch the game. It's the Vorthos thing, and it doesn't go into the 34 arena much. There'll be fan works, decks, fan chars, and custom cards, but not much drawn stuff. Most of the 34 I've seen has been of the most obvious sexy targets and some monstergirls.
When the movie drops, there will be a flood of it.
As an addendum, the most popular set that set the trend of growth for the game lately was Innistrad being such a damned hit. So the audience expanded, bringing in folk who prolly wanted some 34.
Take it up with Kamina1978. They charge for the full sized version and I'm not paying the price of a trade for a single comic.
"Ugh, I wish characters were only as diverse as I consider comfortable!"
Seriously, it's not like they're going out of their way to say HEY THIS GUY IS TRANSEXUAL MMK' as their only defining feature. Being defined by only one feature is the hallmark of a poorly defined character, but if it's one of many traits it's a relatable one at the least, and can tie into a character origination quite well (especially considering potential societal stigmas, or lack thereof).
I would love to see some rule 34 of Freyalise. Something about a forest girl with short brown hair and an eyepatch that's hot. Would also be grateful to any drawfags to make some.
Besides, Alesha was only revealed to be trans in a supplemental lore write-up available only on the Wizards website, and it was only mentioned once or twice total. They didn't make some big announcement or start patting their backs about how socially conscientious they are. They put up the story and someone tweeted about it and the internet threw a gigantic hissy-fit for no good reason at all.
And Ashiok accomplished nothing and isn't notable for anything besides being neither male nor female and will probably never be mentioned or printed again. I don't think Myr Superion or Wurmcoil Engine had explicit genders either, so how come nobody raises a stink about them?
Remember: it's rude to rant with no pic.
>Porn will never be made of the lovely, lovely Zada.
>Go to fuck her
>it counts as an instant/sorcery for whatever reason
>magical duplicates of your dick appear, penetrating every one of your creatures
not my fetish, but a fetish I'd respect, regardless.
I'm of the mind that Ashiok is as close as we're likely to get a horror Planeswalker what with the unusual and unknown parts about the character. You're not likely to care about the naughty bits if you can't stop screaming.
Ok I fucking completed 4 decks with cards.
Hope the movie makes rule explode.
Would love to see more lioness ink eyes stuff too.
every MTG thread always degenerates into people sticking unrelated fantasy art into shitty card frames and calling it 'MTG porn'.
Maybe Elspeth grinding on the haft of her spear or riding a satyr cowgirl-style?
Someone in one of the drawthreads started this at one point, but never finished it.
...man, there really isn't that much good MTG porn, is there?
Given that she was the hot female champion of the BDSM guild, it took a distressingly long time to get any decent Exava porn.
I'm really not sure what to make of the fact that there's so little Magic porn when you consider how popular it is and how much card art it churns out in a year.
Sorry men. Spanish here. Doing my best. Exquss mai bad inglish.
Post more porn, less shitty cards that have nothing to do with MTG characters and races.
For instance, this is the only halfway decent pic of Elspeth, and she's stuck being dominated by worst girl. Why couldn't we have a version of his Avacyn/Griselbrand image with Elspeth in Avacyn's position and Xenagos in place of Griselbrand?
Post moar Jace
Only Jace I have is Rule 63, sadly.
yeah all these other nerd fandoms like WoW have their dirtypic clubs but for MTG it's just a handful of us standing around in the barren wastes.
I got some other ideas in the sketch pipeline: Drana, Radha, Quirion Dryad, maybe a Llanowar chick.
Dunno if you were thinking just her standing there nude or partially nude, but having Enlightened Master and Transcendent scissoring would be pretty good. Might veer too close to triple anal zero-g gangbang, though, so whatever works for you.
No matter what it is, having more art of your quality would be a definite plus.
Narset's bust size is totally indecipherable in all the art I've seen of her, so I guess you're lucky because you get to decide what size I make her jahoobers
THREAD STATUS: SUCCESSFULLY HIJACKED
TIBALT LEVELS: NOMINAL
yeah, thinking about knocking out a Radha tonight
or Saffi Eriksdotter. dat fukken booty oh lawd
Radha all sticky after a gangbang
Will eventually clean this up and colour it
and here, Saffi Eriksdotter gets literally booty blasted.
"Ach, Hans' cum..."
Bro junk is the last thing I want to touch. Ain't seen junk since high school when I was still pretending to be straight.
Also my girlfriend plays modern doran aggro which is almost as disgusting as the genital type of junk.
hahaha oh wow it finally went through
Sat around mashing POST POST POST for an HOUR and a HALF in order to get that up there. It's not even 100 percent done so i have to post again GOD DAMNI-
To follow up on this, I thought I'd tally up what we've gotten in the thread thus far and what unfilled requests have been posted.
>Narset, Enlightened Master
>Elspeth (Any x alive Daxos / Masturbating x Spear / Cowgirl x Satyr)
>Teysa (Gimp leg)
>Narset Transcendent (Scissoring x Narset, Enlightened Master)
>Sage of the Inward Eye
It actually looks like a good mix. That's four planeswalkers, ten legendary creatures, and three nonlegendary creatures. If we count Daxos, that's another legendary creature.
White is far and away our favorite color, with more than double the presence of red or green, which are tied for second place. Blue pulls in just below them for third, with black lagging pretty far behind.
So, at a guess, people would like to see more legendary humanoid creatures with white, green, and red in their color identities, with blue in a secondary or tertiary role also being positive. Black is unpopular.
>Naya legends most popular
Only one solution
That's some horseshit. Anyone want to take a bullet for the cause and buy the thing?
Angels are overdone. We have more Avacyn than any other character aside from Liliana.
You know what we don't have? Dryads. Where's the Chorus of the Conclave, Trostani, and Titania porn?
Yeah, there's that one pic of Garruk face-fucking Trostani, but GW needs gentle love.
Eh, I don't have much of a problem with it. If they were to go all out and say "everyone look how inclusive we are with all these token fags!" It would be shitty, but Alesha was a well done character who happens to be trans, not one who's entirely defined by that. So long as any queer walker was done the same way and not paraded around to show off their inclusiveness I see no problem.
do you mean that Primalsomethignsomething card that had Garruk grabbing Lili by the throat? the one that supposedly had 'the playerbase' up in arms but in reality it was a few SJW crisis actors doing their usual shit stirring?
hope I'm allowed to post WIPs in here, btw if anyone wants plain lineart to colour on their own just let me know and I'm sure i can provide it somehow.
If anyone's still taking requests, I'd like to file one for Chandra in a bikini or Avacyn sucking a dick and leaving lipstick marks.
I love you all, by the way.
Unless you run blue control.
Then fuck you.
I'm going to paint this instead of inking it because her face needs a lot of work :\
>I'd rather one without stupid striped panties.
ten billion hours in MS paint
reminds me of when i tried to un-censor Polish' stupid blurred out teaser pic.
I think this is as best as you'll get without commissioning
i dunno how much longer this thread can stay alive, what will we all do when it explodes? :0