Was requested to create a new xeno thread at this date and time. Dumping epic xeno asses as result.
And a few non lewds
And I'm out. Enjoy anons
No wait I lied. Forgot these two count as xeno.
Now I'm done
NO I NEED ALL OF SSOCRATES PLEASE
HIS ART MAKES MY DICK OBSIDIAN
>>259258
Didn't see this one in the last thread, thank you for posting it.
>>259279
Gotta try and stay on topic. Might post em when bump limit gets hit though
>>259340
could just throw them into a link/download of some kind
>>259225
Ugh.
Who gets off to this shit?
Explain yourself right now.
>>259279
>>259356
Here's an album of ssocrates from the previous thread that wasn't already posted here. No Xeno art. http://imgur.com/a/sWMcY
I feel like I'm retarded, I replied once without posting the link, deleted the reply, and then almost did it again.
>>259474
That picture would be great without the parasites. I can't understand the attraction to flood either.
>>259481
The one with the jackals is kosher for this thread
>>259474
My dick doesn't have to explain anything.
>>259484
They aren't the focus of the picture, and aren't sexualized in any way, so in my opinion they barely fit to this thread.
>>259216
>Was requested to create a new xeno thread at this date and time. Dumping epic xeno asses as result.
As in accordance with The Prophecy.
It's all coming together as planned...
This was the first time you saw a female "Gnawer" (actual species name unknown). A weird mix of insectoid, crustacean and humanoid elements, they were a strange and unsettling type of extraterrestial life. After a series of unfortunate skirmishes on outer rim colonies, it was finally time for diplomacy. You were part of the official diplomatic envoy, and the apparent commander (Queen?) of the alien forces requested specifially your presence in her chamber. You were alone in this dank smelling, humid and dimly lit room, when she finally emerged from the shadows. Naked. No exoskeleton, no heavy armor or weaponry. It was quite a sight!
From her pussy the bioluminescent slime dripped and ran down the insides of her legs. The distinct "Chk-Chk-Chk" of her mandibles and the wet sound when she stretched her auxilliary claws were a bit distracting (and horrifying), but the feminine way she swayed her hips and the wobble of her boobs were certainly alluring...Time for some diplomatic negotiations!
When you zapped through the many adult channels provided on the spacestation, there was the obligatory alien porn, Lots of it too weird to mention, but one of these extra-terrestial adult stars caught your eye: Cyris’S-Daan,whose glistening, wet looking alien body was ravaged by multiple tentacles and enjoying it in a way that gave you a weird errection. While one of the monstrous “worms” pumped its semen-like load in her back orfices, another one was retracting from her maw, lots of slime and gunk sploshing down on the floor. Was that a smile? You weren’t even sure if that twisted mess of sharp exposed teeth and weird facial muscle strings was an expression remotely similar to anything humanoid, but you couldn’t help but wonder if you could shove your dick in there somewhere…
You don't remember how long you were in the lair of the female demon , you only felt a stinging sensation and felt paralysed. She had incapacitated you with her venom, and encased you partially in some sort of resin. She was horrible to look at, her terrible maw filled with sharp teeth, four glowing eyes and a flickering tongue. She had some feminie traits though, her mutliple breasts were nicely proportioned and her ample buttcheeks glistened with mucous and slime. She grabbed your penis with one of her lower arms and (to your horror) inserted it into her gaping slimy vulva, pressing it into her all the way to your balls with a lustful growl. She was so warm and wet, that each thrust produced a slurping sound, her juices dripping out of her in copious amounts. She rides you hard , and after an hour, you release your semen with such fury into her satanic womb, that she lets out a surprised Snarl while looking at you with four red glowing eyes, hellfire burning behind them...
"If I'm pregnant later, I'm going to disembowel you..." she said mockingly, while attempting a smile, making her look even more frightening.
The air is thick with her female alien pheromones, giving you an instant erection. She positions herself against the hive entrance as her pussy opens up by itself like a flesh eating plant, releasing copious amounts of juice, dripping to the floor. Her body is glistening with wetness, a oily-slimey substance on her skin. Her long tongue flickers around, while her sharp teeth give you a dangerous reminder of what excactly you are going to fuck.... nice ass though.
Well bros looks like SSOCRATES found out already and surprisingly he's taking an interesting stance on it.
>1. The price of regular patron (Royal patron) down 3 USD per month, to 1.50 per month, but if you want to follow the 3 USD support would be a welcome and appreciated gesture.
>2. Likewise the amount of images made by month go down in number and only 2 or 3 per package will be exclusive.
3. the other pictures will be shown uncensored.
>4. The patrons who pay their pledge, receive special uncensored images and high resolution files as always.
As one of the Hive drones, you were responsible not only for the protection of the nest, but also for the reproduction of your species. It was a good thing that your race could inseminate almost every other sentient race in the galaxy. Naturally you were eager to prove your worth on one of the captured females. Two of your brothers were already working on one of them, and invited you into the dank,warm and slimey chamber…
https://titanpad.com/UbgrnuFY1x
You niggers forgot the titanpad.
>>259578
What a cool dude
>>259578
People seemed to think he'd freak out and Jew about it, but I think he took a mature stance on it. While no one here wanted to "ruin his life" i think his reaction will earn some respect from the people who disliked.
I kinda feel bad for him, he seems so defeated about it, but its easy to betray someone if you only know them for a username.
>>260041
I'd honestly never heard of this guy before this thread, and I'm seriously considering signing up for his stuff now. Is he one of those 'per month' guys, or is he 'per image'?
>>260140
per month
You get the images sent to you each month your payment goes through, so to get next this months stuff you have to sign up now. If you want the old months stuff you have to buy the packs.
>>260140
per month. $1.50 gets you everything, $5.00 USD you help decide what he makes.
>>259925
Nice, gonna have me a good read tonight, familia
>>259255
Thanks m8, some of these were pretty good, and good female elite art is rare as all hell.
>tfw I created a thred without seeing this one
I am so sorry. Allow me to post some stuff OP missed.
My thread (For some pics): >>259534
Last thread: >>231139 →
Titantap: https://titanpad.com/UbgrnuFY1x
Turian Twink Preview: http://pastebin.com/muZXTP0c
>>260219
There's nothing heretical about ass. Especially xeno ass!
can some one post the rest of DA_POLAR_INC work? from his stuff?
>>259216
Wow. Super high quality.
Straight.
Halo.
This made my day. Thanks OP
>>259216
So I'm looking at the anatomy of an elite mouth and have come to an obvious yet arousing conclusion... They must give one hell of a deep throat...
>>260242
they may not have gag reflexes like some species and those little mouth parts could work like fingers on your nuts
>>260239
>To be honest I kinda feel bad for sharing the album now. The artist seems like a cool guy.
On the other hand, I just went from never having heard of them to supporting them on Patreon. It was that gallery that tipped me over, so cheer yourself up with that small detail, friend Anon!
>>260247
You know I was beginning to feel bad about sharing that stuff but it's good to know he's still gonna get paid from the free publicity. We get uncensored stuff, he gets more fans, and patreons still get their exclusives..
You know what I still call this a win on all sides.
>>260251
so you gonna post the other stuff then cuase theres a lot he wont be showing any more as he said on his update post
>>260258
That's a definite maybe... don't want to burn him out over this and screw everyone over. might do a dump every so often if nobody else does...
>>260263
okay cool <3 cant wait then cause id love to see the other work you did not upload here but thanks! you have helped fill my sangheili lust!
Why are elites so cute?
>>260263
^^
>>260320
i know right <3
>>260320
Even with those sharp teeth and far bigger bodies, they manage to look cute. I'd love to just fuck a Sangheili (or be fucked by one) and then cuddle with it afterwards.
>>260411
posting a few of my favorite pictures that I rarely see on these threads
>>260415
>>260419
This one seems to be an edit of the previous one.
>>260415
>>260431
>>260415
>tells you to hurry
>calls you hasty after you cum
WHY
>>260432
>>260433
Tsundere mancandy, kek.
There's a bunch of Methados stuff on his Tumblr that I've never seen before, even some older stuff, which you'd think would have spread by now. But most of it is uncolored, which might be why people haven't bothered with uploading it elsewhere.
>>260510
>>260521
>>260730
Aww yiss! Vipers!
>>260521
Hot
>>260411
>Tfw you will never have a qt3.14 Sangheili gf
>Tfw you will never have an awkward dinner where she meets your human parents
>Tfw you will never have an even more awkward dinner when you meet hers
>>261122
Maybe genetic splicing will allow the sanghelli to exist.
>>261133
They don't have lips though, so what exactly is the Sangheli equivalent of that gesture? Like a double high five?
>>261144
Yup. And, a hug. Also, nice dubs.
Does this SSOCRATES have a blog or something I can follow?
>>261122
In the Halo universe, how do you think human-alien relationships are treated? Let's say it's the year 2553, the human-Covenant war has officially ended. The Sangheili were a former enemy of humanity, but at the same time, humans might have lost the war if the Sangheili had not switched sides. Would these relationships be usually kept in secret? Or would humans and aliens hold hands and kiss in public?
I'd kiss my Sangheili waifu in public, even if I got stared at and possibly disowned by my family.
Brb, gonna put myself to cryostasis. Wake me up around 2552.
>>261222
Well, by 2558 there's still Jul M'dama's faction and a bunch of Forerunner shit fucking around, so no, it still wouldn't be the right time for open interspecies romance.
Maybe not to the point of getting lynched for your troubles, but I can see niggas throwing bricks through your windows at night and writing nasty things on your door.
>>261462
>sangheili gf sees that has an act of war
>replaces windows with those force shield things
>sets traps up in the yard
>next time someone throws a brick or whatever she returns fire with plasma
>decides it's too dangerous for you where you now live
>moves you into her place, which is a parked sangheili ship
>now feel awkward and like a kid surrounded by aliens that are 7-9 feet tall
>stick with gf because if even one of them decides to attack you you're fucked
>teased and constantly questioned about human differences
>sangheili gf gets more protective due to her own kind eyeing you with curiosity
>tfw no sangheili gf
>>261488
Whats in the middle?
>>261555
A Sangheili.
>>261486
Goddamnit...
>>261462
Jul 'Mdama's faction is a small minority of the Sangheili race, and the Swords of Sanghelios are fighting against them. I imagine that many humans might still dislike the Sangheili for various reasons, but know that the majority of the Sangheili don't want to commit genocide on humans like the extremist Jul 'Mdama's faction.
>>261486
I wish I had an over-protective Sangheili girlfriend. Or boyfriend. A big warm alien who would force me to stay in bed to cuddle for just a few more minutes.
>>261605
>>261486
I imagine that after a couple decades after whatever happens to be the last conflict between Sangheili and humans, that interspecies relationships would begin popping up. Yeah sure core world humans would be opposed but more fringe world humans probably wouldn't care. Wooing a female Sangheili would be pretty hard though, seeing as their entire race is built upon the notion that they're better than everyone else.
I'm kind of miffed that in Halo 5, despite the game mentioning the Arbiter has females amongst his ranks, we never got to see one. Hopefully they remedy that in future installments.
>>261732
There is an easter egg in Halo 5 of a Sangheili making a romantic poem to Spartan Palmer.
https://youtu.be/fa0jLvI2Muo?t=6s
Also, if the wiki can be believed, there apparently were some Sangheili in the Covenant who believed that humans are brave and honorable, and questioned the orders of the Prophets to destroy humanity.
>>261788
There were a lot of Sangheili that questioned stuff. The Heretics in 2 outright knew the entire Covenant was built on a lie (to the point of ritually removing Covenant aspects of their equipment) and would probably have seen no reason to continue fighting with humans, and several of the novels explicitly feature "believed that humans are brave and honorable" Sangheili at various points.
Likewise, Kig-Yar were all about the money. If they weren't directly betraying the Covenant with their actions they were totally fine working for humans if the pay was good. It's worth noting that they were less members of the Covenant and more hired goons who paid lip service to the Covenant.
Huragok never had any issues playing with technology on human ships, and most of the human-on-Huragok instances of violence were cases of preventing them from potentially giving trade secrets should they be captured back.
Lekgolo and Unggoy were explicitly coerced into joining the Covenant through orbital bombardment and hostile occupation and whatnot.
Yanme'e and Jiralhanae are the only two non-San 'Shyuum to begrudge humans, I think, the first because they were to-the-death Covenant fanatics and the latter because they were comically bloodthirsty. Jul 'Mdama and his faction did too, but they're also (if no longer loyal to the Shyuum) avid Covenant followers alongside having a number of personal grudges.
tl;dr "Humans can probably fuck everyone but the ape people, scarab people, and popehats."
>>262145
Thank you, I didn't know much about the Huragok or Yanme'e before, and now I'm going to spend a hour on reading the wiki.
>>262145
>tl;dr "Humans can probably fuck everyone but the ape people, scarab people, and popehats."
That'll probably become humanity's ultimate goal once faster than light travel has been invented. Just flying around space looking for creatures to cohabitate with.
>>262391
>>259438
Xaler
>>262391
The Jiralhanae were believers, yes, but they respond ultimately to their chieftain. It's all about dominance, so if you want to tap some Brute, be prepared to work for it.
>>262449
Brutes are pleb tier. Elites are where it's at.
Of course, their society places honour absolutely everywhere so unless you're a decorated military veteran, or you're put into some social experiment with them, it probably won't go very well.
>>262391
literally part of the plot of new doctor who
>>262451
Cultures change when mixed and shown new ideas/concepts. A few generations can easily see old beliefs being abandoned by the newer generations. Plus, honor isn't always tied to battle.
Its not acutally and ODST just Jessica from resident evil revelations but close enough
>>260041
Well I'm still gonna pay for it.
>>262397
Longer.
>>263294
Do you have a bigger & More Hd webm version of this? I mean like 720 or 1080. ^^
>>262654
What is that thing going around the helmet?
>>260748
post actual porn
>>263957
It's her hair clipping through the helmet.
>>262654
>Resident evil revelations villian getting fucked by a elite while wearing a ODST helmet
I really don't like that.
I would love more like this
More Flood bls
>>259726
I want to see Vasquez transformed into an alien Praetorian. She'd be so suited for it.
does anybody have stories xeno and human saved on fanfic? I remember it was posted on xeno thread but I forgot to save it
>>264879
I've seen this idea, before. Why?
>>259237
>Read that filename as Raunchy Tomato
>>265023
It's from a much older Xeno thread back on /d/.
As for why, it's because Vasquez has always been an aggressive woman. I also love the irony of a human Xenomorph-slayer changed into a Xenomorph.
I could see her protecting Ripley (transformed into an Alien Queen), accompanied by Ferro and Dietrich as Drones.
>>265037
Has anyone done a decent length Queen transformation fic yet?
>>265037
I'm thinking it's a very specialized process, involving cocooning. They transform into chrysalis structures first within the cocoon (which is acting as binding), and slowly their bodies morph into xenomorphs. Although unconscious, their subconscious's are just aware of the process enough to draw pleasure from it.
The aliens only do this with humans they sense would be valuable members of the Hive, the most aggressive and fertile members of the species.
They take the best of humanity and turn it against us.
>>265045
I like this, I like this a lot.
It pains me but it is probably a "better" idea than merging with xenomorphs....
>>265042
Not to my knowledge. But although I'm not a writefag, I have a pretty good idea of how the process would go.
The human, if deemed of suitable aggression and fertility, would be cocooned and encased in a soft chrysalis. Then the chrysalis would be injected special nutrients and royal jelly, resulting in it gradually increasing in mass. Over a great deal of time, the chrysalis would grow as the human within gradually became a xenomorph queen. It would become a great many times its original mass. Once at the proper size, the chrysalis would harden allowing for the internal process to complete fully. Then the transformed human would eventually emerge as a Xenomorph Queen.
>>260228
>>260219
DID I HEAR HERESY
>>265047
Well, I get the appeal of merging.
I'm just more drawn to the idea of a Xenomorph-slaying woman being transformed, slowly and sensually, into a Xenomorph.
>>265078
I understand, I like the transformation stuff as well, just not quite as much as merging.
For sure more of either would be excellent.
>>265073
we get it
your emperor is dead
>>265047
Living people being cocooned directly into either Xenomorph or Facehugger eggs was an idea scrapped from the final cut of the original Alien film: Ripley was going to find two of the crew members in the middle of an egg metamorphosis, one of which barely alive and lucid enough to beg her to put him down. It was even filmed.
As far as Xenomorph transformation stuff goes, it's only just behind the black goo from Prometheus being used to turn somebody into one: It was fully filmed, but has an ambiguous result whereas the black goo was partially rendered / filmed but had a clear "Human -> Xenomorph" result.
Of course, both of these run into the issue that Vasquez ate a grenade in the original timeline. But if you change things around slightly the first could work. Or somebody could argue that the radiation from the reactor fucked up a Facehugger egg and had its embryo add Xenomorph genetics to its host instead of the other way around (embryo stealing genetic information from its host). Or that she was implanted at some point before her death and that - after acquiring samples - she was cloned similarly to Ripley in Resurrection. Or so-on.
>>265536
The ideal situation for this kind of transformation is one where the Xenomorphs successfully overrun the Marines in both major battles. Dietrich and Vasquez are grabbed in the first, Ferro is captured prepping the dropship, and Ripley herself is captured in the second battle.
This allows the Xenomorphs plenty of time to convert them all into aliens.
>>265618
>Tfw most of it is gay stuff
These pictures are more or less the only quality pictures of female Sangheili there are.
>>265536
>Or somebody could argue that the radiation from the reactor fucked up a Facehugger egg and had its embryo add Xenomorph genetics to its host instead of the other way around (embryo stealing genetic information from its host).
You don't even need to use radiation to explain it - thanks to Alien: Resurrection, we already know that the implantation process adds xenomorph genetics to the host - otherwise, cloning Ripley would not have produced a hybrid, much less a viable queen.
The best explanation is that a host survives their embryo's maturation (naturally or because it's surgically removed); but, because the xenomorph genes implanted by the facehugger are still working.
It helps to think of the chestburster as less of a parasite and more of a tumor. It's something that your body is making because your genes are broken - in this case, it's because an ambulatory penis broke them.
>>265650
It's because in the games they have no female representation, it's all burly muscular male soldiers.
When will we see the more seductive side of the alien species?
Why are they hiding their females from us?
>>265694
They're too good for our world, too pure.
>>265757
I may not want to agree with that, but it's true...
>The only female brute art I can find is Japanese of all places
It feels like I'm living in bizarro world.
>>265651
We also can thank Colonial Marines for saying that even with surgery, you're always going to die, because it causes cancer and functions like a tumor. Though if Resurrection is still canon, that would conflict with CM, which I hope is never referenced again.
>>265832
You can completely ignore Colonial Marines because it is awful. Something like ninety percent of all Aliens EU crap is complete garbage.
>>265590
That works too.
Personally, I'm not a fan of a lot of Xenomorph Hive TF stories. They tend to drag on too long repeating the same thing each chapter:
>What have you done with them? No! NO! N- oh~ Ooh. Mmm, being a Xenomorph is so much better. I can't believe I resisted. I want more, need to share. Hello person I knew! It's me, character! Everything's so much better now. Don't worry, you'll understand soon enough. You're seeing it now, aren't you? Come on, we have a hive to make.
Rinse and repeat with a new person they knew every chapter, and don't forget the instantaneous corruption!
Other Xeno TF stories get variety in their work. Instantaneous, rapid, gradual, slow, and non-existent corruption. Complete personality changes, partial, or completely retained psyche. Everything from immediate adjustment to new body to awkward adapting and being shown the ropes. Etcetera, etcetera.
Xenomorph Hive smut, meanwhile, are nine times out of ten the same story with new names. They made my dick diamonds the first ten times I read them, but now they all sorta blur together.
>>265841
You're excluding that comic with a Xenomorph Android, aren't you? You'd better be excluding that comic with a Xenomorph Android.
>>265651
Forgot about that, despite referencing it in my very last example. D'oh!
>>265882
>>265885
Jeri is the best. ;_;
>>265882
BSB really needs to tone down the lips. That whole face, honestly.
https://youtu.be/TZh4MREaFww?t=80
>>265885
>mfw that arm in the top panel looks like a pert ass.
>>265921
Cannot unsee.
>>265694
Apparently war was a male dominant thing for Elites. Halo 5 does have a female Elite who you interact with but I don't remember ever seeing her.
>>265984
War has always traditionally been a male thing. Probably because of the added muscle mass.
Also, apparently the elite in the background is a female. This is the cover to the novel Shadow of Intent, which came out about a week ago. Not sure what role she plays in the book, but it might be interesting.
>>265984
Sort-of. While war away from home is the males' thing (probably because sperm banks are cheaper than artificial wombs), war at home is the females': Sanghelios' Homeguard is either made up exclusively or predominantly by female Sangheili. Males go out conquering other clans (or, after joining the Covenant, enforcing the Prophets' will) while females protect Sangheilos from outside threats and preserve the peace / enforce the Covenant's will locally.
Seeing as how I can't recall war ever coming to Sanghelios between their joining of the Covenant and the schism, it ironically was probably less experienced for a time than it was back in its heyday. No inter-clan warfare to constantly wet their blades, no fighting side-by-side along all other able-bodied soldiers to try repelling the San 'Shyuum, likely less and less of their members being used to fill in for casualties suffered as the pool of spare non-Homeguard soldiers to draw from increased over the millennia…
Clearly they were either well trained or picked up on it again quickly (The Arbiter did not come back to a charred ruin under Jiralhanae occupation, after all), but for a period of almost three millennia the Home Guard was probably a mostly-ceremonial or -precautionary organization with the added benefit of providing a list to the San 'Shyuum of Sangheili who could plug manpower shortages in a pinch.
tl;dr "Punching their faces in over there was traditionally the males' thing, punching in the faces back home traditionally the females'. Since the Covenant did more of the latter than the former throughout their history, the former probably wound up with more live-combat experience up until the last few decades in-universe."
>>266045
… Or, apparently, I should have refreshed myself with the wiki before posting this.
Why? According to it the Sangheili clans still engaged in semi-frequent warfare against each other after joining the Covenant in winner-takes-all, "Loser has their keep destroyed and all of its inhabitants slaughtered" battles and the San 'Shyuum did nothing about it.
>>266054
So they are the niggers of space Africa.
>>266061
Wiki compares them to Japan, but I'd say they're closer to Medieval Europe than anything. "Why let routine genocide and costly blood feuds get in the way of a good Covenant crusade" and all that.
>>265875
If the corruption is instant, the writer is missing the point. Corruption is supposed to be nice and slow.
>Tfw a qt3.14 elite will never stalk you with active camouflage
>You'll never see something out of the corner of your eye in the change rooms
>You'll never hear heavy breathing as you take a shower
>You'll never return to your locker to find all of your clothes have been moved
>You'll never see "Right behind you" written in steam on the change room mirror
>You'll never attempt to grab the door knob, only to get a handful of something squishy
>The lights will never suddenly go out
here's something I found
>>266596
kek
>>266596
"Draw me like one of your Earth girls."
I'm looking for a story that was posted here or on /d/ a while ago, but I can't seem to find it now.
It was on a Pastebin, I believe, and it was Alien versus Predator themed, with a "choose your own ending" twist depending on whether you choose the xenomorph or the busty female predator hunting you down.
Anybody remember that?
>>266813
that's what Ive been asking, It seems no one saved it
>>266813
http://pastebin.com/YA9fhDBL ?
>>266821
>http://pastebin.com/YA9fhDBL
That's it! Thank you, anon.
>>266822
It was in the archive. It's always been in the archive since Plaz wrote it.
Does anyone know of detailed internal xenomorph anatomy, especially queen, images?
>>266068
>>266054
This makes me think of all the wierd martial games that appeared as the result of a having a landed warrior class with very little to do between battles in the middle ages.
Stuff like the Pas d'armes, in which a bunch of knights would stake out a chokepoint and basically coerce other knights passing through it into competing or being dishonored.
>be an entreprenurial anon, traveling on Sanghelios in search of $$ and alien poon, in no particular order
>arrive at a bridge; a bunch of fem-Sangheili clad in various kinds of both functional and visually appealing armors are sitting at one end, challenging everyone in sight to take them on like an American street gang
>yfw you trick them into agreeing to a different sort of 'contest' and then beat ALL of them, one by one, over and over again
>>266821
anymore stories like this? Involving xeno?
>>265875
You uhh... you want to share some of those? For research purposes of course.
Saw those, and my boner thought of you all
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qsR2hAYEQ7U
>>267524
You have a very considerate boner.
>>267524
Thank you, Plague
>>262409
Who drew this beauty?
Also anymore like it?
>>267805
lvl9drow
deviant art
>>265875
You nailed the hive/transformation clichés. They're almost an immediate turn off when they appear. Tip to those writing one. U less you're a talented writer go for a slow gradual transformation with lots of good content or go straight to the porn.
>>266849
No. But looking at some of the original canon could help you.
>>259248
>Fucking a literal colony of worms
>How
How would you bone a Mgaelekgolo?
>>268240
Like you said. It's a colony of worms. Literally stick your dick in any part of it.
I'm personally surprised he's still going for the
vagina".
>>268240
They vocalize by rubbing their worms together.
May not be what you are expecting it to feel like, but they definitely will be able to make a semblance of an orifice to stick it in.
>>267939
Pity. Thanks though, I'll have a look.
I wanted to see how exactly merging would go, what would link into and supplant what and what nerves would intertwine.
>>267813
Thanks mane
So, /aco/ is generally in favor of xenos that used to be humans?
>>268703
Only a few people were posting about xenomorph transformation, and the rest of /aco/ not posting here probably see us as heretics.
So it would be more accurate to say "a few people here like it and the rest ignore it".
>>259225
Under the covenant religion this is legitimately heresy
>>268766
I have a real boner for body horror, but it's more of a metaphorical one than a literal one. I can see a beauty in it, but not in a sexual way. Almost disturbed at how hot I'm finding some of this shit though.
>>268821
Might as well be considered boner heresy because it's legitimately hotter without the flood in it.
I wish there were two versions at the very least.
>>268867
I disagree entirely, I find it hot as fuck that they're going to corrupt her body through her ass and puss.
>>268867
Hey man, fuck you, I think the flood makes the pic even hotter. That shit gets me going.
>>268877
>>268883
Found the heretics.
>>268917
It was heretical when it involved the sangheili alone.
>>268937
Relative heresy m8.
>>268938
Ain't nothing wrong with a bit of double heresy
It's only Heresy if someone catches you.
>throughout the day being daydreaming of being cocooned against the body of a xeno queen and merging (being aware the whole time) into her, becoming a new entity with her mentally and merely a part of her physically
>imagining the pleasure of laying eggs and experiencing her senses and feeling at the same time how she feels about it
its a good feeling.
>>268957
wat
>>268957
>>268957
Eh, I'm more of a fan of being captured and being used for breeding stock than losing your mind and body.
>>268957
Writefag here, I have a story that is super similar to this in the works, so if you're still here in a year, you'll get to read it
>>269976
Really? That sounds excellent, do you have a website or anything to follow so I can be sure not to miss out?
Or would just hanging in these threads suffice?
>>269751
>>269758
kek
>>269766
I like that too.
>>270388
I just hang in the threads. I'll also upload it to the titenpad whats its finished.
>>268917
And what do we do with heretics?
P U R G E T H E M.
>>270588
Pur get hem?
Anyone have vanilla ayys/grays?
>>271827
This sort of ayy lmaos?
>>271893
Ye
>>272613
>>269766
Swear to god just the term "Breeding stock" can give me a boner nowadays.
You lead a powerful and advanced intergalactic humanity. Upon meeting a peaceful alien race which will offer you no fight, which do you choose
>Domination
Or
>Coexistence
>>273940
Definitely coexistence
>>271893
Yesss! Please more
>>259438
Fucking love robot-joe, wish he didn't die
>>272813
Translated for your masturbatory convenience
>>273940
Coexist. Every time.
>>273940
as long as they are willing to join the empire i see no problem with them.
They can even remain self governing as long as they pledge fealty
>>273940
Only edgy teens and douche bags would choose domination. Peace and prosperity bitches.
>>273940
domination is the best for getting moabs
>>273940
Coexist
>>273020
TFW you will never be a hot futa alien warlord, using all of humanity as breeding stock.
>>273020
Regarding that breeding stock thing
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/MapleMoon/147314/Home
>>Not wanting to meet a proud warrior race with huge pert asses like in OP's image dump and utterly shatter their might and every day fuck your concubines who obey you without hesitation but cannot hide their lingering resentment of their conquest
>>259241
Best of the lot.
>>276239
>peaceful alien race which will offer you no fight
>>274317
Grays will always remind me of that one story from /x/ where a guy had several interactions with a gray over the course of several days, logging every interaction with as much detail as possible, until he finally tried fucking it and never came back.
>>276239
>doesn't want to be dominated by big booty warrior aliens
What a pleb
>>265694
Just going to have to play Mass effect for seductive alien beezies
>>276239
>Not wanting said race to seek you out because they find you cute/attractive
Pretty weak desu.
>>260748
>>260748
I only have a little.
Think about the story behind X-Com 2, with vipers having human DNA blended in, they probably get brainwashed to hell before the ethereals let them out.
Maybe a psychic human could hijack the mental programming to get themselves a cute viper mind-slave.
which one?
>>277102
Tall one on the left.
>>271269
Was it a pastebin story?
>>277102
That's a real Sophie's Choice you gave us there.
>>277102
Yes
>>277102
Bottom right; sucker for body paint/designs
>>277670
Stop making me want to fuck Covvie scum!
>>277685
pretend the webm takes place after humans and elites befriended each other and the covenant was destroyed
>>277102
heres some better choices
>>278010
Right
Anyone wanna brainstorm some "bad end" type scenarios for an alien invasion?
Merry Christmas.
>>278010
Middle, cause I dig the tail.
>>278530
Thanks
Happy Hanukkah
>>265650
It's even harder to find good, straight jackal pictures without tits. Fuck. In my opinion there is too much sanghili stuff.
>no xeno queen to share christmas with
bad feels
Hey people, I just want to say that I am so sorry. I forgot to send my story to my own email, and as such I cant work on it during the holidays. I will be home again in the 28th. I guarantee delivery before the new years eve. I just need to have a pre reader.
>>270751
Are you sure you're not a heretic?
>>276588
I found something very similar
>>278530
>>278927
>Forgetting Festivus
>>276588
LMAO
>>278927
>barely any gungan porn
Always with the Twi'leks
>>279437
>>279438
>>279440
>>279441
>tfw my preview hit over 600 views
I really want to deliver the story guys. I don't want to let all those people down. But no one seems to want or be wiling to pre read it for me. In the 28th I will be home again and will finish it, but I refuse to just put it here without it being as close to perfect as possible.
If anyone wants to help, just send me a msg on pastebin or say something here.
>>279521
about 200 are just bots if that makes you feel better
>>279524
Actually a little less. Abput 70 came in when I uploaded it from people who like to click on the newly uploaded pastas, and I bet about 150 of those come from people using the preview to get to my pastebin page to see if I uploaded anything else.
Still a lot of peolple who want to read about a turian twink getting pounded.
>>279414
Pretty sure.
Ur welcome
>>273940
NEITHER!
LET THE MATING BEGIN!!!
>>267228
Does anyone have that one fapfick based on that picture?
>>279724
Check the titanpad, ctrl+f milf
Big Gay Skeleton back with a Christmas present for Weird Anon!
I finally finished that Samus cum inflation story!
Sorry it took so long, but I really hope you enjoy it. I ended up enjoying it quite a bit myself as I was writing, surprisingly! Hope you have a wonderful Christmas, Weird Anon.
http://pastebin.com/w4wPSdi6
If anyone else reads it, please feel free to respond with any critique. First time writing about stuff like this, so i'd be glad to get some feedback!
Now onto the predalien chest burster story!
>>280043
http://pastebin.com/FwGAiKEp
Thanks for the effort, not my fetish but I appreciate your contribution.
Any other draw/writefags in the house?
>>259228
I want to tongue that shitbox
>>277102
Bottom Left, I'm a sucker for reptilians and I always wondered how much leverage you could get out of a tail.
>>279531
I'd be interested.
If you repost the preview that would be swell, if anyone is peeking in now besides me.
>>280989
Fuck it ill give myself a name
>>280627
Nah, familia
Ass that fine needs to bent over the hood of a "primitive" car and pounded. Only when you go balls deep into kig'yar pussy will you know the true meaning of xenopussy
>>278927
>you will never have a harem of sexy gungans
>>281351
Thank fucking christ.
>>281363
>Not wanting a harem of slutty bimbo aliens
>Not shutting them up with your dick
>>281372
I wouldn't fuck a gungan
>tfw no one wants to be my pre-reader
I'm sad. I think I will try to ask on /d/ smut threads too.
>>273940
More races means more profit.
>>276523
Interestingly that one would also be considered some sort of transvestite jackal.
>>281584
Yo, I said I'd be down. I just don't have a damn clue how to get in touch.
>>280063
nice
there is need of more samus inflation
>>281987
Here is the link: http://pastebin.com/muZXTP0c
To contact me Just send me a msg with your e-mail to my pastebin.
>>281372
Do you think it would be possible to train that hideous dialect out of a Gungan?
Change it from underwater swamp-accent to intelligent, respectable creature?
>>283098
If people from Louisiana and New Orleans can learn to speak English, I guess it's possible.
I got a pre-reder! Yay!
If anyone else is interested, Just follow the same instructions that I left on >>283020 .
I will be creating a new thread tommorow night.
So where do people go for fapfic of this nature? The Jujehyu story in the pastebin is fucking hot and I find myself in need of more