Sorry, Necron friend, but the only faction-appropriate smut I possess is of Xeno.
Those are Ogryns, son. Basically mutant humans, but declared okay by the Imperium due to not being too mutated and extremely loyal to the Emperor.
Should get more of the Emperor's Finest in here, I guess.
I kinda wonder what happened to all the old /tg/ drawfags. I miss them. I know that Chink only does Skullgirls nowadays, and Ragathol mostly moved on to Touhou and his own stuff.
This is the only piece of Necromunda porn I've ever found. Which is a shame.
Man, it's been long since I fapped to 40K. There was a period where it was all I ever fapped to.
>tainting your glorious human flesh with disgusting xeno filth.
^Drawn by a someone who jerked off to pic related.
Yes, because that picture invented that pose. Nobody had ever posed like that in porn before. Nope.
Probably, but you never see them. Not saying I'm opposed to the idea of chubby Sisters, just that those aren't the ones you'd see on the battlefield or in miniature form, and thus people don't draw them. I'd be okay with it, though.
Although it seems kinda unlikely that they'd actually get chubby, seeing as the SoB have a strict doctrine of discipline and physical training. The human form is holy, and all that.
The Orders Hospitaller, the Orders Dialogus, and the Orders Famulous.
Still, these orders barely have art. What makes you think they'd have porn?
Yes, yes, funny joke. I did name my folder HERESY, after all.
>Sorry, there's no such thing as SoB mothers. They're married to the Emperor
she could adeptus my mechanicus all night long
Humans even handle DE in setting. It's not that bad. Even the Emperor's Children and other people dedicated to Slaanesh are worse. If anything DE are held back because they have to have some limitations or else Slaanesh just snatches their souls out since DE don't have soul stones.
Slaanesh is all about lascivious duality (oftentimes between the beautiful and the horrifying) so his daemons are often of ambiguous gender if not outright combinations of male and female. It's a metaphorical thing.
Incorrect. The oaths of chastity are mandated on a convent by convent basis and are most commonly found in the Orders Militant because they cannot afford to lose their highly trained and expensively equipped soldiers to nine months of pregnancy.
The Orders Famulous act very similarly to Bene Gesserit from Dune and do engage in relations with the nobility they are charged with monitoring, advising and protecting.
>The oaths of chastity are mandated on a convent by convent basis and are most commonly found in the Orders Militant because they cannot afford to lose their highly trained and expensively equipped soldiers to nine months of pregnancy.
You should either make your soldiers able to fight Pregnant or speed up the pregnancy...
It might work if, once pregnant, the fetus could be removed and allowed to grow in a tube in some lab.
So the fetus could mature into a baby in safety while mom goes out and kills some more xenos.
>It might work if, once pregnant, the fetus could be removed and allowed to grow in a tube in some lab.
>So the fetus could mature into a baby in safety while mom goes out and kills some more xenos.
Eh, I'd rather either Uber-frauleins who could fight Preggers or rapid pregnancy...
That looks like it hurts, judging by what's on the ground.
If you've got 2000 pics, I think you'd have just about everything I've got and then some.
I'm not sure what's worse - ND ruining perfectly good /tg/ threads, or ND ruining perfectly good porn threads.
Still, they go on /d/ all the time, so I doubt they'll stop going on /tg/ just for /aco/.
Man, I do not want to see her insides after it cums.
Great, now you're on this board? Will your cancer never end?
>For the Emperor
You fucking heretic.
>Still, these orders barely have art. What makes you think they'd have porn?
>Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
And this, folks, is what happens when a Night Lord goes Slaaneshi.
You're joking, right? Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
For rule 34 to apply everywhere, there has to be people willing and able to make porn of anything. If no drawfag has drawn the smut, rule 34 can't apply.
This seems like as good a place as any to ask; anyone have advice on where to get body paint and a fake breast for a Daemonette cosplay?
Also, have Daemonettes ever had facial hair in canon? I'll be shaving before Halloween anyway, but I'm curious.
>have Daemonettes ever had facial hair in canon?
Don't think so.
Their hair has varied. They've been both bald and have had loads of it.
Same goes for their tits, of course.
But I don't remember anything about facial hair.
>They're married to the Emperor
Which is why they call themselves the emperors daughters am I right.
Also ignore the fact that sisters of the order Hospitaller fuck guardsmen all the time like woooow
They USED to be the Emperor's Brides, in old fluff, in more recent it's Emperor's Daughters.
Does that make them the Astartes' aunts, since the Primarchs are his sons and the Space Marines their sons?
Just gonna dye my hair streaky gray to go with the lavender bodypaint and slap on a single fake breast, but I'm still second-guessing body hair. Pubes don't matter, since I'll be wearing a loindrape of the most garishly tigerstriped cloth I can find, but for chest, belly, & leg hair I'm torn between "Khayoss means variety!" and "Slaanesh means perfection!"
The crab claw is gonna make holding things a bitch, but since I'll be making it and a horny brow ridge from paper mache I'll be able to reinforce it with wire so some protrusions are strong enough to hang bags off of.
There's got to be a board or site dedicated to cosplay disoand advice, but I have no idea where to start looking.
Damning something Warpy seems kind of redundant.
Then again, considering the loinwraps I'm mimicking maybe pubes are a concern.
I'm sure they wouldn't mind being called Aunty.
Also are you a dude or a chick doing this cosplay? >>/cgl/ should be able to help, but they're also hateful bitches.
Barely, which sucks because I ship her hardcore with both Raege and Cuddles
Wish she didn't have a bra in this one but I'll post it anyway since there's so little of these two
did someone say battle sister?
I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed that I don't have to save a lot of what's being posted.
40k porn is a dark mirror of the actual game. In the porn, the Sisters of Battle are most popular and get plenty of work for them, while the Space Marines are barely worth being called a faction. Not even much gay stuff.
I've still only been around a few years, though. This is the first new board I remember being made.
Still, kind of saps the joy out of giving back to the community when you've already got what's being given, you know?
This battle-brother of the Astartes is commiting the triple heresy of mating with a woman, and with a xenos witch on top of that!
>The Orders Famulous act very similarly to Bene Gesserit from Dune and do engage in relations with the nobility they are charged with monitoring, advising and protecting.
Actually, they don't. The Famulous are just as chaste as the rest of the Adepta Sororitas while being pseudo-Bene Gesserit. Which honestly removes half the fun of having pseudo-Bene Gesserit sisterhood plotting for God-Emperor knows what reason in the first place.
In the old Rogue Trader days they were still called Brides.
Not the guy you were talking to, but I think I agree with you. Weren't they the Sisters of Silence during the Heresy? Not a huge fluff guy, but reading Prospero Burns (that shit gave me chest pains like I was watching the Boss die again) brought them up. Kinda like a bunch of Culexii, but not as completely mindrapey.
Which, for that matter, makes me think. Is there a reason given for the Culexus Temple not sending operatives to Prospero? I understand the immediate mission was bringing Magnus to Terra and that the SoS were backup, but an Animus Speculum would have been absolute RAPE on Prospero.
Fair enough on the first point, but the Clades had been around for long enough. Nemesis goes into some detail about it, but the Culexus Temple AND the Anima Speculum had both been invented.
Dark Heresy Book of Martyrs p. 94
The class description is the only thing that really elaborates on the Famulous role and function beyond a couple of sentences. It mentions nothing of them not being chaste like the Orders Militant or the other non-militant Orders, because y'know. Catholic battle nuns in space.
But like I said, that they don't go full Bene Gesserit with the Famulous is pretty boring.
They don't take strict vows of chastity. The Orders Militant (i.e. the space nuns running around in power armor and toting flamers) avoid it. Because being out of 'commission' for months while being pregnant/getting back in shape after delivery is extremely counter-productive to being a good soldier and defender of faith.
nah, its a straight A pass on the gay test if you look at her crotch.
dis tred needs moar daka an teef!
>triple heresy of mating with a woman
Tell that to the Salamanders, Conservators, and Space Wolves. The xeno is pretty damned heretical, though.
I'd like to thank everyone who keeps posting Mechanicus girls. My folder wasn't even /e/ grade.
>squad morale broken
>what? I will give someone head for this!
>squad morale restored.
Very well. The first charge is dropped due to overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
thats it for now.
hope this thread wont die by the time i get back here again.
>tfw thought this pic was shit at first but came to really like it
Oh. Well, I hope they died gloriously for the Emperor then.
>nah, its a straight A pass on the gay test if you look at her crotch
A shaft of undefined color, quite possibly a double-headed dildo.
I feel this belongs here
I have been better, but still going.
Yeah, just about everyone's bit the dust so it's good you're still around.
also haven't seen you in a while. Last I saw you was on /arena/ I think.
haha, I still hang around on tgchan, but yeah.
This thread needs a lot more Astartes cock. Lemme fix that.