Get ready for some sexy adventures, because Bang Quest is back in town with Part 2!
Part 1: https://desustorage.org/aco/thread/214225/
REMINDER!
You are Chris Quill, a master wizard employed by the king. He sent you on a mission to vanquish his ex girlfriend, the Red Witch.
>>245198
You picked up Maresi, a local alchemist, to join you on your mission! She led you to the local seedy tavern, the Salty Coin, to hire some muscle for your trip.
>>245200
Currently the ideas for muscle have been to learn how to summon a demon or to find the brawler a wanted poster mentioned.
Your list of spells you've mastered is handily scribbled down in your pocket, lest you forget what you're able to do
>>245205
AND SO HERE WE ARE! Maresi led you into the tavern, only to rush upstairs toward the sounds of pleasure! We left off with you bursting into the waiting room of what looks to be a brothel, demanding to know where Maresi went!
Will you find her?
Will you continue your mission?
Will this story actually feature something NSFW?
FIND OUT THIS TIME ON
BANG QUEST!
>>245209
Ask the guilty looking creep on the bench
>>245209
Let's take a number and then ask the Orc boy what the number means.
>>245209
Hey boss, how come you didn't update twitter?
>Ask the guy if he's seen our red haired friend
>Take a number
>>245209
While taking a number question mister creep on the bench. Tell him to make it snappy or you'll magic his dick off his crotch and onto his head.
>>245223
Take a number.
>>245213
>"O-Oh. Yesss, erhmmm. W-well, I-I believe she went into Cubbie's room. I-I've been waiting for that room f-for a while, so p-please n-no cutsies."
The man stammers in an accent that screams "child molester".
If you aren't mistaken, you saw Cubbie's room is just a few doors down.
What do?
>>245247
>Scan this guy with our staff, find out if he's a child molester
>>245247
Take a number and them summon a small imp.While you distract Hank with your sweet talk,the imp will switch the tickets.
>>245258
>>245260
You give 'em the ol' phallic bump on the noggin. He cries out in alarm!
>>245314
And just like before, a magical glow spreads around his frame as mystical letters form in the air next to him, only visible by you! Such cryptic runes, what unknowables truths must they foretell?!
>"S-sir I would appreciate it if you d-didn't assault me w-with your s-s-sex t-toys."
He stammers out, uncomfortably.
Looks like this guy isn't a child molester after all. Hasty judgement on my part.
>>245317
Apologize and explain you though he might be a child molester
then go loo for our red head in Cubbie's room
>>245328
>Look*
>>245328
This, and just go right in to Cubbie's room. If hank tries to stop you just whack him with your staff again.
>>245317
Give him a pat on the head
Also could you remember what items we are carrying?
>>245335
You grab your go-to items!
>A powerful wizard's staff. It seems to be VIBRATING with MAGICAL ENERGY
>A collection of multi-colored, MAGICAL condoms
>A pill bottle of FORGET-ME-NOW'S
>Your favorite dirty mag, MONSTER SLUTS. The pages are slightly crusty.
and
>The most MOE figure you have. Also slightly crusty.
>>245328
>>245335
>>245333
You apologize to the man with a "friendly" pat on the head, coupled with a grumble. With that, you're out of the room and begin to search for "Cubbie"
Immediately after exiting the room, you see a door with a sign on the front that reads "Cubbie".
All is quiet inside.
What do?
>>245409
peek through the keyhole to make sure
>>245409
Head down to the bar
>>245409
Knock on the door in a confident manner.
>>245412
You look through the keyhole and see what appears to be... a butt?? And fishnets?? It's kinda dark.
Will you enter?
>>245464
Knock politely.
>>245464
>Nah head down to the bar
>>245464
Enter proudly, Waving your staff to show off its Magical Properties
>>245465
Second
>>245464
Open the door
Say, "House keeping"
>>245467
>>245470
You burst into the room, staff a-wavin' with magical energy. You blurt out the first thing that comes to mind, which happens to be "house keeping!"
Real smooth.
The room is draped with red silk cloth and pillows, and scented candles illuminate the space. A halfing woman sits on the bed.
>>245479
Prod the halflings face with the staff, not for stats, simply because you can
>>245479
>"Oh! I didn't know we got a new maid. We're all good in here sweetie."
The girl, who you recognize as "Cubbie" from her "Whore of the Month" portrait, says to you sweetly.
Further into the room, you see your partymate Maresi kneeled down on the floor, her face against the wall and her body shivering every now and then.
WHAT DO?
>>245483
To the bar?
>>245483
Find out why our Alchemist is on the floor
Shove her face into the obvious glory hole
>>245483
Check on Maresi. Shaking is a textbook symptom of hypothermia!
>>245483
Ignore the high class whore and stride over to Maresi and thrust into the back of Maresi's head to shove her face forward
>>245483
somehow actually be smooth and walk up behind Maresi, plant yoru hands on the wall on either side of her so she can't turn around and hit you, then whisper in her ear "Whatcha lookin' at?"
>>245489
>>245492
You approach Maresi, your footsteps falling upon deaf ears it seems. She doesn't notice you until you're right up next to her. She jumps in shock, moving away from the wall, her left hand pulling back from her crotch.
>"AH! Chris! What're you- I was just- I umm!"
She seems flustered, very surprised to see you here.
There is a hole in the wall in front of her, though it would be awkwardly placed for a glory hole.
WHAT DO?
>>245517
Poke her with the staff
>>245517
Use the pleasure spell on Maresi and in the Cubbie to get them more horny.
>>245517
"Maresi, is that a PEEPHOLE?"
>>245517
Take a peek with her
>>245517
Use pleasure spell on Maresi, To "help" yah know?
>>245517
Look in "peephole".
>>245528
>>245534
>>245555
You take a quick peeksies in through the wall, wondering what wonderful wonders lie on the other side that got Maresi so flustered...
>>245564
Oh... OH GOD. OH THAT'S AWFUL. THIS is what she was getting off to?! I get that it's two people doin' it, and that's what she's into, but, like, this is the WORST angle!
Its almost hypnotizing, the rhythm of the man's unnaturally low hanging balls slapping up and down.
Probably the worst thing you've ever seen.
WHAT DO NOW?
>>245567
Look at her with shame and turn that guy into a beautiful man.
>>245567
Tell her we'll be waiting down at the bar
>>245567
"Maresi, what the fuck?"
"Show me some tits to get that image out of my head."
>>245567
Use the pleasure spell on the unsuspecting couple.
>>245567
PUT DICK IN HOLD
>>245567
Turn around and stare at her. Wait for her to break the silence.
>>245567
"Maresi, wtf is this shit?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0oJGsRPNb0
>>245576
I second this.
>>245567
Put Maresi to watch the hole again.Massage her tits while she looks
Get a little distraction to cleanse this horrifying scene from your memory. To make it happen: Use the pleasure spell on Maresi to see if she can handle all her hornyness on her own.
>>245582
This.
>>245582
Seconded
>>245582
Do this.
>>245582
indeed
>>245582
YEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>245582
pls
>>245567
Grab her by the hair and get her back on track to complete the quest, possibly shaking her while you do so. Obviously you hold the staff high up while you do so, and the magical end shakes near her face, occasionally bumping it
>>245644
I don't want to say "samefag".
>>245652
you should reply to more than one post when trying to prove, plus no not samefag, not sure of others tho
>>245652
I'm the one that made the suggestion.I didn't know so many people would like the idea
>>245667
i think it needs the pleasure spell, but is good idea
not the guy you're replying to
>>245573
>>245577
>>245578
You give her a disapproving stare, to which she replies.
"Look, it's what gets me off, Quill. You're the one struttin' about town with a dildo on a stick."
She huffs.
She is red with embarrassment, or excitement, and her breath is quick. Should you make that tit-grab move now, or cast pleasure on her?
(Meta note; should I go to this style if its faster, or stick with the binary style?)
>>245685
Cast pleasure then go in for the move for combo bonus.
>>245685
still looks good but up to you
>>245685
Binary style.
>>245692
C-c-combo!
And yeah, looking good, and as long as the story progresses
>>245685
Cast the pleasure spell.
For the upcoming scenes a little bit more of detail would be great.
>>245685
I suppose it depends on the importance of the update.
ie make lewd more detailed
>>245685
stick with binary
>>245685
Binary
Also, pleasure then grope
>>245685
Efficiency>Style
LETS KEEP THIS TRAIN GOING
>>245685
we shouldn't forget about cubbie
>>245685
Whatever artwork you prefer, man.
"It's not a dildo, it's a holy relic from the goddess of lust. Watch."
Cast pleasure on Cubbie.
>>245685
tit grab and go "HONK-HONK"Then ask Cubbie if you three wanna do the ol' in-out in-out together
So we're going to fuck her while she watches the peephole right?
Could fug the shortie and let maresi watch
Okay, crazy idea. Grab Hank, let him and cubbie go for it and let Maresi watch, while you "Assist" her.
Sorry for wait, finals week. Taking study breaks.
weren't we looking for party members?
>>245858
>Bang quest
Party members are the last of our concerns
>>245858
more like party "members"
>>245858
Yup. TO THE BAR I SAY! Just after we fuck our companion senseless
List of priorities:
1.Bang as many chicks as we can
2.Get rich or die trying
3.Do the king's task
4.Find some party menbers
>>245685
If that's what gets her off, that's what gets her off.
Use the pleasure spell and let her get a bit worked up before we get physical though.
when is OP coming back, if known
>>246082
He said he was studying for his finals.Its understandable if he spent the next few days absent.
>>245692
>>245698
>>245699
>>245713
You, taking advantage of her turned-on state, tilt your thick staff toward her, the tip seeming to twitch with magical energy.
>"Quill... what do you think you're..."
She starts to say, her eyes widening.
>>246096
And, with a rapid thrust, your staff unleashes it's magical load! It shoots it's wad of arcane energy toward Maresi, twinkles of light trailing behind the mass of light!
>>246101
The beam of magic hits her, and she immediately lets out a moan from deep within her. Her body contracts, her fingers gripping into her skins, her toes clenching within her shoes. Her body twitches, each touch of her own fingers delivering a jolt of pleasure!
>>246107
DOGGY STYLE
>>246107
After she stops convulsing, she looks up at you, seemingly in a trance.
>"Q-Quill... I... I feel weird... i-it's amazing...." She says, her body wet with sweat and chest heaving. Her eyes are set directly at you in a mix of awe, pleasure, and... desire...
Looks like the pleasure spell was a success! I hope you're ready to deal with the consequences!
(Bed times! See ya later!)
>>246119
WHAT THE FUCK
>>246119
Hahaha
Welp, have a good one, OP
>>246119
THREESOME!
>>246139
This. Let it happen.
>>246119
>No new posts
Lmao. Boner cliffhanger.
>>246101
In celebration of this momentous occasion, I extended this into a 1920x1080 wallpaper.
>>246155
Alt with some added text.
Hey, OP, do you have an art blog or some shit like that? Your drawings are really cool.
I'm 13 hours late to the party, but I'm pumped Bang Quest is back.
Also, I'm disappointed nobody suggested trying to find the other side of the hole when we first found Maresi. Gloryhole is my fetish. >=[
>>246119
Took off her mask and undress her. Use staff to satisfy her in meantime persuade other lady to blow you.
>>246225
Hey I remember you.
You used to draw stuff for towergirls didn't you?
Yay, it's back!
Will I have to wait forever again for the next part?
>>246984
God, I hate name-fags.
>>246985
How unfortunate.
>>246119
Turn 360° and moonwalk out gangsta style. Refuse any advances she makes towards you, timestopping if needed be.
You just taught her you can make her want it any time you like. Now you prove you can deny her too.
>>246985
>name-fags
wow what a fucking new fag holy shit
>>247194
I am not going to say "Trip-fags" because it is dumb-ass name.
>>246984
Yes you will. OP said they have finals or something this week.
>>247210
so start banging Cubbie in front of maresi, and walk out of the room while carrying/banging Cubbie
>>247229
>
Well Cubbie is a whore in a brothel, aaaand considering we haven't paid for her services, I don't think it'd be the best idea.
I think maybe what we should do is simply, give into Maresi's desires. Hell Cubbie watching could possibly count on her voyeurism fetish, so it'll be twice as nice
>>247270
I guess I'm just thinking of it in a world setting. I'm not against banging Cubbie, but wouldn't that land us in a lot of trouble? We don't want to die we wanna see more banging.
>>247259
>He wants to fuck Maresi straight away
>Not teasing her until she breaks down into a permanently horny, frenzied cockslut
Its like you are some kind of fag.
>>247274
Nigga, if you've read this guy's stuff before you should know its all about the comedy. Odds of us ending up in a gameover because of this are null.
>>247284
Fair enough, fair enough. Still though, I think it's not exactly the best idea in the world to go without some kind of evidence that we paid.
>>247278
>teasing her until she breaks down into a permanently horny, frenzied cockslut
>>She's not gonna break down into a permanently horny cockslut because we don't know how long the magic lasts, if it would even last for much longer. Plus even if we did just bang Maresi straight away, she'd still get off even more on the voyeurism thing. Plus, didn't her original thing say that she only had 2 chances? This might be our one of two, and if that's the case I don't think we should miss that.
>>247309
I think chances referred to how likely it was we'd get with her. We tried getting it on after we saw that and she rejected us.
>People are burning posts
It hasn't even started today
>>247172
Perfect.
And when we fill Cubbie to the brim, Maresi might lap up Chris-chan's cum with her dirty whore mouth.
... Which, come to think of it, we haven't seen yet.
>>247309
>She's not gonna break
Oh darling, everyone breaks. Its just a matter of when. She just needs proper training of which this is the first step.
bump for OP
when OP return? if known
>>248115
They do have finals this week, they mentioned, plus they said in one of their other threads that they post later than midnight, so maybe it's not midnight yet in their timezone?
>>248119
ye, i know, was just seeing if OP glances the thread overtime and had a time to come back in mind
>>248122
How bout just be patient instead of wasting posts.
>>248131
>replys to guy asking 1 question
>wasting posts
>is still posting
OP can still make new thread, it's not hard
>>248142
>Wasting a post to reply
If the thread ends we don't know when OP is coming back
hey look i drew fanart for op nice thread
>>248166
You're going to be in this game, bb. This looks so fucking good. I'm gonna draw you getting fucked.
>>248166
Nice
>>248166
>visible mouth
it's shit
>>248166
You're a good person.
>>247338
This like a lot!
Afterward we ask Cubbie what other talents she has then ask her to join the party! It'll be fun watching her get fucked by various larger and larger cocks! Plus think of how large our cock will look slamming inside of her. It'll be hilarious to see her get spit roasted between two orcs. I want Cubbie. <3
>>248755
Agreed. Plus, we already had an Orc in the Brad Bard quest, so having a halfling in this one would be refreshing.
I'm hoping for plenty of LOTR references with this party member too.
>>249257
What can Cubie do again?
Bump for interest
>>246119
I swear to god Froockles you best fucking hurry up
>>249359
I'VE GOT FINALS OK GEEZ
GOSH
GOLLY MOSES
>>249514
Raunchy sex scene please. My dick has been waiting so long.
We are not leaving this room without impregnating both of them.
live
>>250409
Nigger it's been 4 hours since the last post. Threads on /aco/ go for over a day without being replied to before dropping off.
>>250452
>"Tbh senpai" automatically becomes "desu sempai"
Who knew.
>>250452
We can also ask Maresi if she'd like a go after we've fucked Cubbie.
>>250454
>Who knew.
Everyone who's posted here in the past month and seen all the meme abbreviations that get filtered as anime words.
>>250539
>Weeaboo words
>In my western porn board
REMOVE FILTER.
FINALS
ARE
OVER
>>250771
Sound the bells!
>>250771
Is that just a general notice
Or Quest Guy formally announcing his return
The anticipation makes me unable to judge clearly
>>250771
then you'd best continue, Quest Guy.
>>246119
She looks on, as if in a daze! Her body is shivering and dotted with beads of sweat!
WHAT
WILL
YOU
DO
>>250910
DO IT, FUCK HER BRAINS OUT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
>>250910
start taking off her clothes.
>>250910
Tease her to death by fucking the prostitue (Cubbie, right ?) until she begs to give it to her.
>>250917
(Using your magical staff of course)
>>250910
Change your mind go back downstairs
>>250910
Leave the room.
>>250910
ask Cubbie how much an hour with her costs, acting like we're ignoring Maresi
>>250910
Bang the other chick in front of her
>>250999
Trips confirm it
>>251038
So what ? You are Chris Quill, a motherfucking wizard, you can do whatever you want !
>>251045
I think he was saying "if you ignore this it would be very uncool of you"
>>251050
Oops, didn't see his first sentence, my bad !
>>251038
Non of those are actual actions, just goals.
Also, only the ones after "What do/ What do you do" count.
>>251053
Yeah, I think it would absolutely be in Quill's character to flash a mischievous grin and just go try to get it on with the Cubbie.
>>251047
>Avoid this because I don't like it.
You are a whiny faggot.
>>251060
We are technically building his character alongside the story. I thought this was called "Bang Quest", I may be wrong on this one.
>>248166
Very nice, however I think green eyes would fit her better. Regardless, good job.
>>251083
Thats not how this works, guy
>>251067
Nice fishing.
Sorry to break it to you but due to the current circumstances your suggestion is garbage just like you.
>>251075
I feel like a bit of his character was established well in the last thread where he slapped the king and stomped out, also the
determined stern look Quill usually has on his face just walking around. You are right though, the character could change w/o
a problem still, just voicing what I want to happen honestly :)
>>251100
Lewd CYOAs always go through this. Ain't pretty but typical when pixel pussy is on the line.
>>251090
Then should I copypaste what someone else already suggested just because he did so before Frockles asked, you raging autist?
>>251123
Oh please, you are far too technical. Plus,
>Get it on with Cubbie
That's a pretty specific course of action.
>>251152
not only that but "try to get it on with Cubbie" I'll add to that
>ask Cubbie if she is dtf
>>251162
>Caring if women are dtf
>Not just giving them the D like an Alpha
>>250910
fuck her til' creampie
>>251123
Ok, ok. Then how about...
>Grab her face, pulling her in as if to kiss
>"So you like watching, you sick slut?"
>Push her away, get up and turn towards Cubbie
>"Then watch THIS"
>Walk up to Cubbie and french her while you massage her snatch
>Then put her in her fours, looking directly towards Mareesi
>Unzip Dick
>Fuck her brains out, grabbing her hair to raise her head so Maresi gets a nice view of her ahegao
>>251226
This
>>250917
>>250973
>>251007
>>250999
You turn your attention away from the panting Marsei to the whore sitting on the bed. Tiny gasps come from Marsei whenever she even lightly touches her skin.
>>251237
ask her if she wants to join.
>>251237
You approach Cubbie, staff VIBRATING with ARCANE ENERGY. She lets out a little "eep!", surprised at your sudden turn.
>>250973
You inquire her rate, to which she hesitantly responds;
>"It's 200 gold an hour."
That's great, because you still have 0 gold.
WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO?
>>251247
This is hard.
Does she take credit cards?
>>251247
Can we get away with rape on this one?
Not really 'rape' per se, but just fucking her anyway?
>>251247
Get her stats.
>>251259
...so we can see her turn-ons, duh!
>>251247
Use seduction.
>>251247
Shoot the pleasure gun at her.
>>251247
>"ZZZZZZZZ"
>Not "MENACING"
Anyways, say its fine, that you already payed at the waiting room. Or just promise to pay her your debt tenfold from the spoils of your magnificent quest.
Also use staff to find her fetish. Use it by making her suck on it.
>>251247
explain to cubbie (try to make it so marsei cant hear you) that you think marsei would get off
better if she had a better view and that we and her could give her that view.
"So how about you help me help her?"
>>251247
Ask her if she takes payment in sexual favors
just stop time and feed her your rape pills
>>251259
>>251264
You give her the ARCANE SPURT, magical energy revealing her innermost secrets!
Now that you have this juicy bit of information...
MAKE
A
MOVE?
>>251364
Suggest that if she do this one favor for you, she can join your party and get paid the gold later on.
Whip your cock out and start masturbating.
>>251364
Hell yes make a move, this is /aco/, not /3/
>>251364
Allow me to reinstate...
>Anyways, say its fine, that you already payed at the waiting room. Or just promise to pay her your debt tenfold from the spoils of your magnificent quest.
BUT, throw in the animu figure as an incentive too. Its covered with your cum so she should like it.
>>251385
Nuu, not the animu figure. Show how much you "loved" her pictures in the monster girls magazine if anything. (We might run into a wild otaku.)
>>251396
Oh, shit, yeah, appeal to her vanity.
>>251364
>summon a cum demon
>>251364
Just ask to use the bed, and hint that she's welcome to join at any time *wink and fingerguns*
>>251364
Summon a demon that would suit her needs and help Marsei masturbate while we watch the show.
>>251364
We're still working for the king, right? Put it on the royal tab, and we'll just find the royal accountant or whatever and convince him to 'hide' the expendature
>>251385
This desu senpai.
>>251420
>cum is her fetish
>>251364
have Marsei blow us the cum on her face have cast pleasure spell on whore tell her to clean Marsei's face profit
>>251430
And rape is mine, but I'd be creeped out if a chick came asking me to rape her or tried to rape me herself.
>>251364
Tell her to leave the room.
We should multiclass with Bard. This is the era when people accepted Jaunty Tunes as payment, right?
>>251434
this desu
>filter
>>251407
I second this
>>251364
Did we ever actually get the pills refilled?
Also inventory check
>>251364
"I bet you one sex I can guess your fetish!"
>>251467
kek
>>251364
Kill her and then necromancy for undead sex slave?
>>251478
Would Maresi object to murdering up a sex slave, though? We don't know how our characters stand morally-speaking.
Does our magic has some kind of limitation or can we just use it whenever we want?
>>251385
You try to bluff, saying that you payed the young orc lad before coming in.
Don't I remember you choosing the mage's staff and not the rogues dagger???
>>251493
>"Riiiight. Look, guy. This isn't my first rodeo. You don't even have a ticket. Plus, I already let you give me some sort of weird, magical facial. Either you pay up or I call Darb up and have him kick your teeth in."
She saw right through you.
Looks like you can neither talk nor pay your way INTO this one.
WHAT
WILL
YOU
DO
Something magical I hope.
>>251496
Use SUMMON to splurt a semen demon directly onto her.
>>251496
Freeze time, kidnap here, unfreeze Maresi, high-tail it outta there.
>>251496
Semen demon of course
>>251502
*her
>>251496
stop time -> sleeping pills
>>251503
This
Can't I just make her horny with big magical dong?
>>251496
summon semen demon and tease her with it, "I guess you don't want this then" style
>>251496
Uh, Ask her if she want to fuck your friend?
Cast pleasure on her like Maresi?
>>251496
Summonin time
>>251496
Summoning with cumfigureine as a reagent.
>Bangquest is back
Yeeeeeees.
>>251528
This
>>251528
>tease Marsie
maybe a spark to her clit somewhere in the chain?
use marsei to jack off then finish with a pleasure spell facial combo on cubbie
>>251528
Would watching Cubbie get semen demon'd "tease" our voyeur enough?
>>251536
that's the idea of it. can't hurt to throw stuff in though.
what program do you use to create that kind of pixally style?
Forget about Cubbie and just make sweet love with Marsei.
>>251539
We're indulging her fetish, if you want random free porn go ask in the drawthreads.
>>251540
We could do Marsei and then finish it on Cobbie's face to get her going.
>>251496
why not have our rich horny merchant friend pay
ROLL FOR CHARISMA CHECK!
>>251547
Cubbie*
>>251547
magical methods are more fun. also what Frook is looking for for suggestions.
and it's not like we won't be doing Marsei. Using a semen demon on Cubbie just means we're free for Marsei after -she- is even more of a shivering mess.
>>251549
We're dickwizard, not bradbard. Spells, not charisma checks.
>>251553
Agreed
>>251553
That was just my suggestion. If Frook doesn't like it, he won't do it. Simple as that.
>>251567
don't get upset that other people want more than instant gratification.
Can we just stop posting/arguing/bitching and not run the image limit out?
>>251586
Chill guy, no one is posting images.
>>251532
seconding this
>>251591
why are you so insistent on rape when we have all the magic on hand to seduce her?
>>251597
>using magic to influence her decisions is different than using drugs to influence her decisions
>how u make her a mindless slut is important
>>251600
nigga you creepy
>>251600
feed her the entire forget-me-now bottle, make her total amnesiac, rebuild her identity around being a wanton slut who loves sex using pleasure magic.
>>251555
>charisma checks
We usually fail those anyways.
>>251601
>appealing to her fetishes is no different than drugging her senseless
man you must have a shitty love life
>>251601
well yeah, if we use magic to do it, it levels up our magic skill
GOSH ANON HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT GEEZ WHAT A DUMB FUCKER
>>251603
>Kidnaping women is creepy
You obviously weren't raised as a viking. To me this shit is totes vanilla.
>>251620
But scandinavia is the most pussified region in Europe. The only ones doing kidnapping there are the refugees.
>>251626
This
>>251626
legit
>>251625
Except I'm a time-traveling viking.
FROM THE FUTURE.
(Yes, the good olde ways come back in some time from now, though I won't say when).
>>251626
GoGoGo
>>251626
yes
>>251626
fuck off
>>251626
[shitposting intensifies]
>>251626
PD: Necromancy to revive & repeat
>>251626
or we could to this simple fetish thing that makes everything go right instead of just LAWL RANDUM SO FAHNEEE
i wish frookles would just comment to close suggestions after a while, save on post limit and stop the shitposts.
>>251626
This is the greatest suggestion in our life-time.
>>251643
It's not random, it's just your standard rough sex session. I bet Cubbie has gotten fucked so much and so hard she can't get off with anything less.
>>251654
>fetishes: cum
back to QTG please
>>251646
Maybe if you've only been on /b/.
So we can learn to shut up after we're past bump limit.
>>251752
That means it don't matter no more bruh.
>>251752
Considering /aco/ is such a slow board, that shouldn't matter for this session.
>>251752
what do you think they were aiming for? aside from trying to force a shitty action of course.
>>251776
Still salty?
>>251499
>>251503
>>251513
>>251528
You point your staff to ground, blasting burst of ARCANE ENERGY at the floor. With a flash of light, an OTHERWORLDLY PORTAL appears below, swirling with MYSTICAL POWER!
>>251800
And from the portal crawls a true HORROR! Squirming with tentacles and tendrils, the LESSER ELDRITCH coos and purrs, looking up at you, waiting obediently.
You've got your little "helper"!
WHAT NOW?
>>251802
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
>>251802
Kill it
>>251802
Tentacle rape Cubbie
>>251802
Name him Brad
Also make Brad fire his cumcannons at Cubbie.
>>251802
command it to cum such a large amount onto Cubbie that it acts as a glue sticking her to her bed and allowing a prompt escape with Maresi.
>>251802
Introduce ourself.
>>251802
Check its stats.
>>251802
>LESSER ELDRITCH uses premature ejaculation
>>251802
Command it to DRENCH Cubbie.
>>251802
Fire cumcannons at cubbie, turning her on to the point that she willingly let's us do the fuck.
>>251802
Have it cum all over Cubbie
Then fuck her
Then cum inside Cubbie
>>251806
i want this too
>>251802
Cum all over the place. Just paint the walls white.
>>251802
What a little cutie! Cum on Cubbie.
Bed times, cont. tomorrow.
>>251832
Ask him FOR MONEY!
>>251832
sleep tight fucker
>>251802
Make her pay you 200 gold for it to cum on her
>>251832
For the love of god, OP, get a trip next time.
>>251832
use your trip and use your twitter OP
Tell them all to have fun, then leave and take a nap or something. After they're all finished and satisfied return to the quest
>>251822
This, but first cast Pleasure on Lesser Eldritch.
Also I second its name being Brad.
>>251865
Thirded naming it brad
>>251865
Be sure to hook Brad up with a different bystander girl out on the street.
He nerds fun to.
I'm really hoping we permanently break potion seller.
Mindless, unthinking and madly voracious girls are my fetish.
>>251802
Guys we have it cum on Cubbie, then we charge her to have sex with it.
We came to the room to fuck Maresi,so I suggest that while Brad merciless Cum on Cubbie,Quill starts banging Maresi.
That way everybody wins.
>>252028
She has a voyeurism fetish, i say we make her watch cubbie to tease the shit out of her and maybe restrain her so as to make her beg us to fuck her brains out
>>251802
Tell Cubbie that an hour with us usually costs more than 200 gold, then command the demon to cum all over her
>>251802
Here's what we're gonna do, we're gonna turn that little fucker into semen, make the slut drink it, the then technically since the semen is in her system we control her through transition theory we're gonna have a little slut helper for the rest of the journey that's perpetually horny from the idea semen in her system controlling her
>>252340
anon, I'm pretty sure drinking semen doesn't work like that, even if it was magical sentient semen.
>>252345
Sure it does, unless of course you have experience in drinking sentient wizard made tentacle semen?
>>252354
I was more referring to the fact that the only way through the mouth (without a person vomiting) is into the stomach, where everything is just dissolved.
So... sorry anon, but human physiology is just not on your side here.
Cool fetish though.
>>252357
The human body attempts to breaks down any material that's injested in the mouth, stomach and small intestine (to a smaller extent), so theoretically, asumming that Mr Penis-wand has control over the digested/absorbed monster cum, Mr fetish idea could work(?)
>>252384
are we treading /d/-level fetish territory here with the "take over her with sentient cum" idea?
>>252418
They summoned a tentacle monster.Thats the first sing that something is wrong.
Soon this will become a shit fetish fest.