Time for Quest Qu- I mean Bang Quest!
I think Quests are allowed here, so lets see how this goes.
So get ready for a fantasy adventure full of knights, dragons, boobs, and dicks.
SO! Let's begin!
You are the hero of this story!
You're brave (maybe), heroic (hopefully), and clever (probably not)! You can do whatever, and whoever, you set your mind to!
But before we begin our tale of spells and swords, you must decide:
>Are you a boy or a girl?
And don't get cute on me, non-binary is not an option.
>>214235
Lad
>>214235
Gender isn't real you Cis scum
>>214244
Excellent! You're a strapping young gentleman with all the boyish charm in the world!
Next up, you must decide...
>What is your name?
And no fantasy hero would be complete without fulfilling one of the three classic archetypes!
>What class are you?
>>214246
Chris former
Mage
>>214235
Guy, with a 10.275 inch cock. you know it's exact size because in this world the hierarchy is based on the length of your dick down to the third decimal place. In your case you are upper middle class/lower upper class
>>214246
Adrian Quill
Mage
>>214250
>dong that long you could ring a gong whist wearing a thong only gets you upper middle class
dafuq?
>>214254
>>214249
Excellent! You are Chris Quill, Master Mage for the Royal Court! Your stylin' beard and floppy hat is known across the land!
And last, but most certainly not least...
>What is your life goal in this fantasy world?
>>214246
Steely Dan the Rogue
>>214276
get paid, get laid, gatorade
exclusively in that order
>>214276
Become Arch Mage or a high ranking Magus through Whatever means.
>>214276
Attain the lofty and prestigious title of Pornomancer and High Mage
>>214276
Fuck monster girls and get bitches
>>214276
To regain our youth and live a new, exciting life with the wisdom of age.
>>214281
>>214298
>>214305
Money, bitches, and power! What else could a master wizard possibly want out of life?
Nothing! That's what!
So with everything decided, it's time to begin your adventure! You'll meet friends! Make enemies! And most importantly, get off!
We begin our adventure...
>>214349
in bed, like another man, we must first wake up
>>214349
Bump
Come on OP continue this tale
>>214356
>"QUILL!"
The king bursts into your quarters. That's funny, you don't remember crawling into bed last night. Might have hit the potions a little too hard.
>"Do you have ANY idea what time it is? My god, the Red Witch could've assassinated me five times by now! I don't employ a powerful warlock to have him sleep through the day!"
He paces your chambers nervously.
>"I think she's really going to get me soon. It's got me thinking. I think that YOU should strike first. Take her out for good! Of course you'd be handsomely rewarded..."
The usually collected king looks quite out of sorts and desperate. What do you do?
>>214404
question why he is not wearing a shirt, and put your hat on, the good one, to the shitty one that the king gave you for your birthday
>>214404
Tell him we'll do as his majesty humbly requests and ask about the whereabouts of the Red Witch.
>>214404
Get out of bed and give him a slap to calm him down. After said smack, wander over to your wardrobe and loot chest to collect supplies for the kings quest.
>>214404
sumon a beast to suck the king's meaty cock~
>>214424
fuck off
>>214433
OP here
this IS an adult board, so remember to support all ideas!
>>214435
Beast literally isn't allowed here so no.
>>214421
You give the panicked king a quick slap across the face. He immediately breaks down into tears as you go through your wardrobe.
>"I-I'm sorry, Chris!"
He blubbers between sobs.
>"This witch... she's got me so afraid! I know our break-up was rough, but she has gone absolutely crazy!"
So this is the life of an all powerful wizard; getting paid to deal with a whiney king and his crazy (powerful) ex-girlfriend. What a life.
You're grabbing some gear! What do you bring along? It's best to be prepared for.... all encounters.
>>214479
Look through my collection of anime figures, grab the most moe of the bunch.
>>214479
you bring ruffies and condoms with your magic wand *wink*
>>214479
phallic shaped battle staff
>>214479
ACQUIRE THE MAGIC MISSILE
remind the king to not stick his dick in crazy
You robes, your staff and a wad of cash to supply your journey. Also a nudie mag.
bump
please tell me this will continue, at least tomorrow,
>>214582
be patient nigger
>>214538
>>214493
>>214489
>>214485
You grab your go-to items!
>A powerful wizard's staff. It seems to be VIBRATING with MAGICAL ENERGY
>A collection of multi-colored, MAGICAL condoms
>A pill bottle of FORGET-ME-NOW'S
>Your favorite dirty mag, MONSTER SLUTS. The pages are slightly crusty.
and
>The most MOE figure you have. Also slightly crusty.
>>214669
>"Maybe I should get back with her..."
The king mumbles.
And just like that, you set out on your adventure.
Are you gonna do as the king asks? Are you going to go pursue your own goals? Only you can decide that!
The path ahead is a dangerous one, even for a powerful sorcerer like you. A guide might be a good idea. Or perhaps you require more magical items? Or more money? It's your choice!
>>214672
show the king the doll
ask him if he thinks its kawaii
>>214672
If the witch is angry all we have to do is satisfy her right?
>>214678
Well, if you need anything to do, you're totally out of Forget-Me-Nows! The only place you can find Forget-Me-Now's are in the Black Market; the skeeviest place in the entire kingdom.
While not necessary, it'd be a fun way to wake up and get ready for the challenges ahead! If you so choose...
>>214701
go to the black market, see if they have any doujins, or maybe some new figures to add to our collection
>>214701
We need those Forget-Me-Nows. Our Patron Saint Bill Cosby will not be pleased is we don't have them with us.
>>214276
>Wizard
>Not Brad Bard
Pleb tier
>>214701
>Get forget me nows.
>Chug em'.
>???
>profit
>>214778
No, you fool, that's how we wound up in our bed with no memory of it, and an empty bottle of pills.
>>214704
>>214705
After exiting your Royal Quarters, a walk to the other side of the city leads you to the Black Market. It's literally a marketplace. This is where anyone can buy anything, as long as they have the money. Magic, weapons, women, you name it.
Gosh, it's a lot later than you thought. You really slept in.
>>214793
You come across your destination; Maresi, the Potionmaker. A woman with a short temper, shrewd bartering skills, and a master at making all sorts of potions, pills, and prescriptions.
>"Well~ If it isn't Mr. Quill! Have you used up all my little treats already?"
She says in her teasing voice.
>"I'd be happy to fill an order for you again, unless you wanted me to make you something else..."
What'll it be, guy?
>>214795
I'll take a fill on forget-me-now's, and maybe a couple mystery cocktails.
"I'll tell you what. You fill me up and i'll you up ;)" The wizard says to the lady as he cock begins to throb.
>>214795
whatever happens make sure she keeps the mask on
Smack her face with our mighty staff and steal any pill and stuff in sight.
Then, run the fuck away.
>>214795
You're pussy, on my staff.
Bed times.
I'll pick this up tomorrow.
>>214807
Well shit
>>214807
>Tomorrow
>Posted 3 hours ago
>3 hours ago for me is 5 am
Where in the fuck do you live man or do you have really bad sleeping habits.
>>214807
im not even here for the porn these are sick drawings and amazing storytelling
Ill be back OP, youre awesome
>>215038
Terrible, horrible sleeping habits!
>>215484
The we are the same!
Let us Sally forth, with our robe and wizard hat! Unto victory!
>>214807
>12 hours ago
Please come back OP
>>215627
You've never followed a quest before have you?
>>215663
Nope
>>215689
And the wizards staff died
Aaaaand home! Bang Quest shall commence!
Hooooray
So hype for this right now
>>216199
>mfw
>>216199
>mfw it's been 1 hour
did we get trolled hard?
>>216199
>>214796
You ask for a refill of the Forget-Me-Nows, plus an extra bottle of various tricks and experiments she's working on.
>>216364
Do you want us to just decide where to go from here or are you about to prompt us for a decision?
If the former, tell her she's looking bodacious af and Chris Quill be mirin
>>216364
>"Oh wow! That's quite the order!"
She teases in a sing-song voice.
>"I think I've got a few goodies in back that'll... satisfy you~"
>>216364
She is given quill the look.For a quest called bang quest I still didn't see any banging.
I suggest that Quill use his smoothness and flirt with her
>>216381
>"And that's gonna be a lot of gold, Chris~"
She leans in close, her impressive bust jiggling in her shirt. Her eye squints in glee.
>"And I'm sure the king isn't about to be caught with Black Market goods in his ledgers. I am willing to... barter, perhaps?"
You're low on dough, bud. You could always just walk away? Or perhaps invite her on your quest and split the prize? Or something else, maybe?
>>216399
Okay, fine, we'll go splitsies with her.
And maybe we'll splitsies her later.
>>216399
Kill her and take the goods. Fuck sex, we're a wizard for a reason.
>>216406
that reminds me of the greentext about the wizard's apprentice, anyone got it?
>>216399
fuck her and get her to join the bang quest
>>216399
Trade three condoms and four pages from your book of smut for some of those there pills. That's how bartering works, right?
>>216399
Split her prize
>>216406
Agreed.
>>216412
Never mind guys, I found it.
Let's know her first.By sexing her.
Then we invite her in our search.
>>216438
>>216405
You explain your quest to defeat the Red Witch and invite her to come along and split the dough.
>"The Red Witch?! That's suicide! But it does sound like it would pay well. I dunno..."
She seems on the hook, but not totally on board. You're a powerful wizard and make good arguments! Surely you can convince her!
>>216479
fuck her brains out, persuasively, until she has no choice but to come with you
>>216479
Offer a spell or two on the house. There has to be something that she'd want that can't be achieved without a little magical help.
>>216481
this x9001
>>216479
say you'll give her a demonstration of your staff's "powers" before you head out
Your an almighty wizard right? Magic her tits and have steamy backroom sex while she's horny, then convince her in the glorious afterglow that is sex with your almighty magical cock.
>>216498
This.
>>216498
Thirding
>>216515
Dude,that is what anon means.
>>216530
A vibrator ain't a tongue.
>>216481
this
The suspense is killing me.
>>216479
OP pls
I love seeing each new picture
you make my day a little less bleak
don't die on us
>>216638
it's cool, buddy. What joint did you go to? I'm a big fan of Whataburger. Probably won't go to McDonald's in a while because some meth'd out bitch forgot 4 orders of fries. 4 fucking orders, man.
>>216652
McDonald's is such a damn crapshoot. Like in particular, I don't think there's less consistency in quality in any other fast food place I've eaten at, talking same location.
>>216690
Yeah, I dunno what I expected. It's like the Jeb Bush of fast food. That's why I like Hardee's and Wendy's, the Jim Webb and Donald Trump of fast food, respectively.
>>216750
Passing the time in waiting for the return of OP?
>>216764
Watching semi-recent Vinesauce stuff (too wary of illusion of choice garbage to buy the game, too lazy to pirate anything), mourning my sleep schedule.
>>216764
Danm I came in waaay too late
Two days' worth of thread just to possibly stick our staff in the shopkeeper.
>>216498
Ah! Yes! THE STAFF. It's... unique shape and... interesting properties are obviously powerful arcane magic!
>>216817
With a blast of powerful magic, a beam of light flies out and, with a fantastic blast, lights up Maresi!
>>216817
Time to earn the favor of party member numero the first?
>>216824
She stands there, a bored look on her face.
>"The hell did you just do to me, Quill? I feel kinda tingly."
She grumbles.
But ho! Look at the air next to her! Magical writing scrawls itself in the open space. I wonder what these fantastical runes could mean?!
>"This better not be permanent."
What do you do?
>>216836
Ahem, "use" your magazine within her sight.
>>216836
Tell her some sick ass pick up lines
>>216841
this
tell her that her bod is bodacious af and Chris Quill be mirin
then flex your muscles and do the helicopter dick
>>216836
Barter your way to her private stock
>>216849
Invest in her business. Hang up our robe and play the stock market.
>>216841
>>216844
You give her the ol' Wizard's Bicep, and throw out the dated "What's a princess like you doing in a dungeon like this?"
You're quite the charmer.
>"Cute."
She says dryly.
>>216975
>"Look Quill, knock it off with the lame-ities. I'll come with you, if not for the money, then to help you with your game."
She huffs.
>"I'll bring along some of my goodies too."
You've gained your first party member! Maresi the Alchemist! She's a tool you can use at your despoil, so use her carefully. Now that you're properly outfitted, what's the next step? Are you going to head out, or perhaps stay and try to "hone your skills"?
>>216978
hone your skills
>>216978
Fuckin nice
>>216978
Head out there will be plenty of time to bone on the way
>>216978
Check out the goodies.
>>216978
offer her your staff
>>216978
Hone your skills
>>217018
>>216982
How tho
>>217031
Team bonding
>>217031
Dick waggling contest.
>>217031
home your staff wielding skills
>>217031
Concentration contest?
>>217031
Kill some [insert low-level enemy here]s until we level up?
Breast expansion or cum inflation.
Tell me when it shows up.
k
thx :3
>>217031
Staff vs. Potions sex training battle?
Recruit a tanky fighter in bikini mail to hide behind.
Summon giant Dildo mounts to continue the quest?
>>217037
(internet crapped out)
Team bonding, eh? I wonder what that might entail?
>"Alright, let's get going. I just need to grab a few treats for the road."
She calls out, bending over to fetch something from her drawer, revealing her revealing ensemble.
Quick! What do?
>>217031
Become closer as team members by cumming in her with your member.
>>217093
She wants you to up your game? Show her an upped game by reaching up those... Whatever the fuck those lower garments are (bootyshorts?) and complimenting what you find.
>>217087
The giant Dildo mount has been summoned
>>217093
Grope her ass
(Also for future use OP, can you list what spells Chris has)
Whip your dicc out
>>217127
>>217102
You see your opportunity to strike and go in for the kill! A well placed grab gives you two palms-full of tight, round ass. Her hips wiggle involuntarily as a reaction.
>>217158
>"O-OH!"
She gasps out.
>"Chris, what the hell do you think you're doing?!"
She yells out in her usual angry voice, yet you're pretty sure you sense a hint of excitement in her voice...
(to be continued)
I hope this thread will never 404
>>217167
double team on her with your staff.
>>217195
>>217205
Then use staff with inflated condom
use bottle of tricks as lube
Obviously not same artist but hey, have some MS paint porn
>>214439
Depends on definition of beast, really. And OP? I love you.
>>215047
>im not even here for the porn these are sick drawings and amazing storytelling
>Ill be back OP, youre awesome
I'm with this guy ^
>>217429
Same here
>>215047
You'd be shocked by /tg/
>>218084
Quests are some crazy shit. Probably one of the better outlets for creative writing on the internet.
>>218130
Hah.
Tell that to /tg/
>>218130
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Quest+quest
Enjoy.
>>216836
It's like a wand of probing.
Tomorrow the real adventure starts.
>>218213
That you, OP? You probably ought to look into identifying yourself if so, making it easier to distinctify.
>>218219
agreed
>>218219
Sorry not OP.So far he only started after midnight so we will only see him tomorrow.
>>218170
>Quest Quest
WAIT IS THAT OP??!
>>218202
Loving this thread. Makin fan art to ease the long wait.
I am now intrigued
>>217195
You give her the ol' Mage Hand, a solid SMACK sounding off her ass as it jiggles from the sudden impact.
>"A-AAH!"
She gasps out, her back arching in shock.
>>218421
>"WHAT THE FUCK, QUILL?! ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF?"
She turns and yells.
>"You're already in debt to me, don't get on my bad side, you shit-head."
WOAH, MAN! Looks like you read those signals wrong. Or maybe she's just not the ass-slappin' type.
How do you respond?
don't apologize. double down. If you back down now, you'll seem weak and she'll never think your game is up
Massage it better.
>>218431
Apologize and keep your boner to yourself for now.
Since she gets turned on by vouyerism,the best course of action is to wait to get another party member so she can watch.Quill can bang her later.
>>218442
Now her fetish is voyeurism but it's not clear if she's into watching people or being watched.
>>218431
Find someone else in the market you can fuck and make her watch, or find someone to watch fucking. There must be a slavegirl pen or a brothel somewhere.
>>218431
Slowly massage the slapped region to ease her anger.
>>218431
Apologize. It was too awesome not to be touched.
>>218527
Is it starting again!?
What if we spend the entire quest not getting laid and generally being a shitty wizard?
You do not regard her warning and take the opportunity to pound her hard and since she enjoys voyeur, she wouldn't mind it later on strengthening the partnership between her and Chris
Summon dick
>>218431
whip out the "adult magazine" and moe figure and start getting busy solo to work her up.
>>218431
SHHHH!! Someone is watching us. Act casual.
>>218431
"It's important to try new things! I'll let you spank me around later."
We're a wizard. The only serious option is to cast Fireball.
>>218632
Despite our occupation, I think we should be playing like a bard.
>>218620
holy shit. This is genius. +1 on this idea.
>>218431
Lean forward and bump your hips into her posterior while 'looking over her shoulder'
>>218637
300 posts and 250 images.
>>218645
Danke.
>>218640
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>218620
Thirded.
>>218620
Go with this
Hopefully she doesn't have the fetish exclusively backwards
>>218670
Ass-backwards, even?
>>218654
Sorry, I'm a huge newfag so a lot of this stuff just went right over my head. Thanks for the warning
>>218698
On second thought, not really backwards. Voyeurism is watching, exhibitionism is being watched.
We're barking up the wrong tree, fuck.
>>218712
I'll leave you with the same wise words I received when I joined up in late '08-'09 (inb4 newfag- I'm aware): lurk moar
Posting in threads like this is fine, but you'll want to post as little as possible in actual discussions for at least 8 months, maybe even 2 years. It's a very fragile culture, and if people keep coming in without regard for it, we'll lose it.
>>218715
Well, maybe our cleverness will be rewarded? Voyeurism and exhibitionism are two sides of the same coin, after all...
>>218723
We might get a exhibitionist later on.We still don't know how many menbers our party will have.
>>218527
I sure am proud of getting a 10/10 for something I drew on Paint
I think OP is kill
>>218808
Naw, I'm working on things. Me posting before 11 pm is rare.
>>218817
I understand, I'm just nervous. I've been part of many a civ and quest threads, but they pretty much always end abruptly without warning. Sometimes in the middle of a thread. Keep up the good work m8.
>>218824
Nope. I've only done that once.
If you want, you can check out my first quests, Quest Quest, that take place in the same universe as this one
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Quest%20Quest
They start January 2015 withhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37363412/
>>218836
Whoops
Episode 1
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37346691/
Just found this. Seems fucking based, OP. I'll be keeping an eye on it.
>>218442
>>218478
(AND BACK!)
You offer a quick apology, wringing your hat in your hands. It seems that the staff gave a hint as to what your CHANCES with her were, and what her TURN ON'S are. Maybe if you keep those in mind, you might be able to IMPROVE YOUR GAME.
She sighs.
>"Yeah, well, I can't blame you. I have a pretty killer ass. Here."
She holds out a scroll to you.
>"I found this along with some of my stuff. It might help."
I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE?
I CAN TELL YOU WANT TO OPEN IT.
YOU DON'T?!
OF COURSE YOU DO!
I'll just open it for you.
>>218962
By the way, inb4 she has no lower jaw.
>>218962
Oh! A map!
>"It's nothing big, just the local area."
She explains.
>"If you REALLY want to find the Red Witch, she'll be over here-"
She stabs a finger at the top of the map.
"TALONCLAW TOWER. That's her place, or at least that's what the rumors say. But to get there we'd have to go through the DARKSEED FOREST and the CRAGWARDEN MOUNTAINS. Those aren't friendly places, Chris, and I'm no fighter."
She looks you up and down.
"And you're no valiant knight either. But hey, it's up to you."
SO, now that MISS EXPOSITION is done with her rant, what's next? Head on out? Hire help? Try to get it on with her again?
>>218978
We need some muscles for this journey.I bet that the local tavern will have someone qualified for this task.
>>218978
Hire a knight class party member, cast a spell to get them to bang
We need to go hire a really buff pixie to manhandle all of our enemies. They won't eve see it coming.
>>218978
Go to bar, look for a mighty Warrior
>>218978
Scour the market for new party members
>>218978
Ask the king for a higly skilled knight to aid us
>>218978
You're a wizard though, maybe you know some Conjuration spells? Summon a badass of some sort! I hope it's a elemental. OR BETTER YET, A WRESTLER!
>>219025
Seconded. Summon some kind of badass to be our minion and do our bidding. Maybe a sexy demon of some sort?
>>219025
By the way, I just got here and this is amazing so far. A FEMALE LUCHADOR OR SOMETHING!
>>219035
Thirded, summon sexy knight class demon
>>219025
This brings up an interesting question!
What KINDS of spells can we cast?
>>219039
This one,OP.
If we can't summon let's go to the pub and look for a adventurer
>>219046
There's no way we're not able to summon, we're a master wizard for christ's sake, right OP?
>>219025
>>219030
>>219035
>>219039
If it's not a wrestler, I don't want it. Maybe it can be Jane Cena, the sexy wrestling demon.
>>219054
>not wanting a sexy demon knight
>wrestler instead
The hell is wrong with you?
>>219054
>Not wanting Mr.Cena
Let's just meet in the middle and say a demonic knight who grapples. Name her Suplexalot!
>>219059
>le current year
>not wanting a sexy wrestler
>demon knight instead
>>219095
Why can't people settle for a combinations of the two?
>>219101
because a combination isn't John/Jane Cena.
>>219005
>>219011
>>219012
>>219025
>>219030
>>219035
>>219039
>"A demon?!"
She says indignantly as you walk through the streets of Thylia's Black Market.
>"Look Chris, no offense, but that's some pretty powerful magic. Don't you have to make a deal with a devil just to summon one in the first place?"
She doesn't seem too comfortable with the idea as she leads you to your destination.
Hold the fucking phone, is that a wanted poster I see? Perhaps we could track down this criminal scrum, and trade their life in exchange for the demon's servitude?
>>219109
God dammit
Bitch needs satan in her life
>>219109
>"Alright, here we are."
She says, stopping and looking up at the tavern.
>"The Salty Coin. No place rougher this side of the Grand Bay. If you want some protection for hire, it's gonna be in there. And if you REALLY want to get some sort of demon thing, maybe someone in there will be able to tell you how to get it."
She shakes her head and heads into the tavern.
SO!
Before you HEAD IN, you need a CLEAR IDEA of who you wanna search out for. Or perhaps you just wanna get a drink before you set out? Up to you!
>>219109
does that mean that we'll get kewl horns and hooves when we summon Johnny-senpai!?
>>219118
We must find a satanic vessel or some shite and summon Johnny-senpai and get horns and hooves or a third nut or whatever you get from devil deals in this god forsaken realm.
>>219118
We need to find a dude with strong combat skills. Not necessarily muscle, but someone to head the front.
In fact, we need someone with no muscle. We don't know what kind of sultry wenches await on our journey! We can't have some paragon of the masculine form competing with us for any suitors eye!
We need a gay dude.
>>219119
Agreed, staff should be used to control the lusty powerful demon, also inspect the wanted poster for side quest reward purposes, then enter the tavern for info in the poster
>>219118
A warlock or some kind of demonolgist will help us summon the demon, maybe even a necromancer but they might be a long shot
>>219125
Is there anyone named Brad in the tavern?
>>219129
there's the bard/necromancer Brad.
>>219135
>necromancer
I want him in our party, evil gets shit done
>>219118
We need a barbarian.Someone to crush our enemies.We need to see then driven before us.We need to hear the lamentation of the women.
But we don't want a guy messing around so a female barbarian would be a good choice
Why don't we just sit in a corner and act mysterious? Back in my day, that'd make adventurers line up around the block
>>219144
Or a unic Barbarian
>>219144
I'm down for a sexy female barbarian. So would she be a normal human one we meet up? Or possibly a demon barb that we summon?
>>219128
>>219119
>>219116
You stop before heading into the tavern and see the poster.
It's a WANTED poster for some ORC LADY. You've heard of this lady, the city guards HATE her. Apparently she gets DRUNK and DESTROYS public property in drunken fun.
What do?
>>219162
She seems strong.
Let's look for her inside the salty coin.
>>219162
Sounds like exactly the kind of person this party needs.
>>219162
steal poster to augment porn mags
Cash that bounty and use the money to bait some real help.
>>219162
I'm a powerful wizard. I cast a spell to fly me and my companion to the nearest booze store.
>>219175
You mean like... a tavern?
>>219162
Take the poster, look for her/ask about her in the tavern, cash in the bounty to hire real help like anon said, and keep the sexy knight demon summoning idea alive please
Thread is kill?
>>219227
Calm down it takes time to draw things
>>219227
I'm drawing a tavern, bruh
>>219162
Ask barkeep about the orc chick in the poster thing.
>>219174
>>219171
You quickly stash the poster for... later use.
Is our wizard that wasteful with his coin? He is going to hire a silly knight instead of SUMMONING a creature FAR BETTER than a human could ever hope to be, not necessarily even being bound by the pact of satan?
A grand wizard such as himself would surely have the power to summon a ROCK HARD elemental with TITANIUM STRENGTH to destroy and DOMINATE any foes!
>>219258
You hurriedly make your way into the bar, moments after Maresi steps into the building. The tavern is loud with conversation, music, and the sounds of moaning from the next floor up.
If you're looking for colorful folk, you've found them here at the Salty Coin. Maresi seems to be making a bee-line to the stairs leading to the second floor. A barkeep is serving his patrons. A band plays some music in the corner. Various tables hold all different sorts of folk.
Where to start?
>>219261
Rock penis monster?
>>219263
See ya tomorrow, folks
>>219263
Lets go talk to the guy with the eye-patch, he seems friendly.
>>219263
This art-stlyle is familiar.
Are you that /v/ guy?
>>219263
Well, that girl sitting at the bar looks a lot like that wanted poster...
Is there a way to archive this? I don't want it to be lost when the bump limit gets hit
>>219272
deus storage?
>>219263
Who's the red head in the corner?
>>219286
most likely Maresi.
>>219263
Approach Orc chick, and greet her with a firm slap on the ass and one of these babies.
>>218320
Yeah, he ran a couple drawquests(obviously) on /tg/.
The bradbard was my favorite, but his other one had a shortstack...
>>219263
Instigate a bar brawl by yelling out, "BATTLE ROYAL!" Then summon a earth elemental or a giant octopus to fight for you.
>>219318
>earth elemental
you're missing an opportunity here:
Beer elemental. Suds on the go for the alco wizard on a quest.
>>219263
Sit at the bar and order a drink.
Admire the artwork upon the wall.
>>219263
Maresi is a voyeur.
Moaning upstairs.
Maresi making b-line for stairs.
We must peek on her peeking. Two days without anything lewd is too much.
>>219263
follow maresi
Oh, and let's not forget to check Ork lady with our stat-staff before we talk to her.
Got to know people's turn-ons if you want to get anywhere in life.
>>219268
Read the thread.
>>219493
Fourth'd.
The Orc chick likes to brawl huh?
Quill should find the weakest bard around and give him some knuckle sandwich.If she still isn't impressed >>219296
>>219770
Fifth
>>219778
Sixthed
>>219793
You got seventhed...
>>219337
You've open my eyes to new possibilities! Vodka elemental would be near invisible.
>>219918
Watch out for the deadly Alemental
>>219493
Waiting for OP to return to witness Chris getting some ass as a lewd alchemists watches
>mfw
>>220086
I'm also here, waiting.
I hope someone archives this, cause this thread is absolutely glorious, and OP's been a god among men.
Bumpin
>>220217
>Bumping past the limit
You must be new.
Still, yeah, this has been a really awesome thread.
Who knows how to archive? The only one I know is the /tg/ one.
>>220296
http://archive.is
There you go buddy.
Remember to open all images you care for before archiving or they will remain as thumbnails, unable to be opened.
>>219493
You see Maresi hit the second floor, face bright red and chest heaving for some reason. She disappears around a corner, her footsteps fading.
Some guide.
Laughter comes from the bar.
Follow her
>>220345
As you attempt to follow, an orcish man with a security shirt puts his hand up to stop you.
>"Woah, pal. Only paying customers from here on out. You want the goods, you gotta pay."
He says in a bored manner, the words seeming rehearsed.
I needn't remind you that you have exactly no money on you right now, so paying to get up there will be nigh impossible at the moment. What do you do? Attempt to convince him? Wait for Maresi to return? Find another way in?
>>220352
Help him get laid as payment
Convince by saying we're with her
>>220352
Use jedi magic to make him think we already paided
>>220352
tap him with your staff and say you already paid.
>>220352
Tell him that you will hook him up with that cute 3.14 Skeleton lady.
>>220352
Grab orc lady's butt and ask her if she wanna help you fight the security guy
>>220352
"I AM A POWERFUL WIZARD! Surely I can pay in the form of some service?"
>>220352
Use level 2 confuse and leg it up the stairs before he can re-memorize you.
>>220356
>>220382
>>220386
You sum up all your wizardryness and bring your ARCANE STAFF up and tap him, moving your free in in a mysterious way. As the staff shakes with ENCHANTED POWER, you explain to him that you've already paid and you're with the lady that just went upstairs.
>>220473
Did it work?
>>220473
>"Sir, please remove your sex toy from my shoulder and step back."
He says gravely.
Looks like the staff wasn't a good move. This guy seems like people always try to convince their way past him, so other methods probably need to be used!
Force! Stealth! Sexual Favors!
Or you can just get drunk. If you could pay for a drink, that is. You poor fool.
>>220483
Pocket Sand and run up the stairs
Pair him up with the orc chick at the bar
>>220483
We're a shitty fucking wizard if you ask me, "powerful warlock" my ass. We're just a dude with a overlong sex toy
>>220498
How right you are!
Lets decide this now! What kind of mage are you?
>>220501
Necromancy!
We are a time mage
>>220501
Summoner
We summon succubi and sexy shit for a short while
>>220501
Fire ball
invisibility spell < use it right now
>>220501
Add "Conjure Orgasm" to that list. We can figure out what it does later.
>>220504
This
>>220501
Well clearly if we're supposed to cover the King, we need to be able to Abjure some shit. Maybe Evoke some shit. Definitely Conjure some shit.
>>220501
I wanna teleport or freeze people.
>>220504
>>220506
>>220507
>>220508
>>220510
EXCELLENT!
You can, at your current skill level;
>Summon and control (1) undead creature
>Pause time for up to (30 Seconds)
>Summon (1) (Lesser Eldritch Creature)
>Fireballs n' shit
>Intensify Orgasm and Make Aroused
Now that THAT'S out of the way, back to our current problem; What do you do next in the tavern?
>>220522
Pause time and move past guard
>>220522
Leave inconspicuous and then freeze time and run up the stairs past him
>>220522
Walk away, pause time (spell 2) and run up the stairs.
Pause time and move past the guard
>>220525
This
>>220522
Pause time in this time summon Skeleton and let him attack that fool. When he fight your creature you will just go to your destination.
>>220522
It keeps habbenin
First use your staff on him to know what his turn-ons are.
This said, isn't there a qt skeleton lady?, use your Necromancy to control her so she may seduce the guard. Only if he's into that sort of stuff of course.
>>220352
You know, I kind of unironically want the skeleton lady in our party. It'd be a fun, interesting party member with all kinds of funny puns that would go great with this sort of CYOA. Plus, now that we are necromancers we can restore her flesh if we want to fuck her.
I doubt she'd be against it since it must have been fucking forever since she last got... Boned.
>>220522
Freeze time and summon a steamroller above the bodyguard.Strike a pose on top of the steamroller.
>>220576
I could be wrong, but I think that's just a cameo from OP's other quest
>>220576
We would need healing or some bizarre eldritch magic to restore flesh and our spells are still basic
>>220583
Dont forget to WRYYY!!!
>>220523
>>220525
>>220526
>>220527
You take a step back and cast your spell! With a burst of flamboyant energy, a tingle falls over your body!
>>220628
The entire tavern; the bar, the tables, the band, and the security guard all freeze and a dead silence falls over the world.
You don't have much time! What do you do? Run upstairs? Mess with the guard? Up to you!
>>220630
Run upstairs! Run upstairs!
Maybe push the guard on the way up if you have time.
>>220630
Run upstairs. Though there should be enough time to grab the back of his shirt and put it over his head.
>>220630
Kick his nuts and dash upstairs.
>>220630
Head upstairs! Our voyeur friend is going up to the second floor bone-zone to spy some shit, might as well see if she wants company!
Plus, I'm pretty sure if we stay downstairs the guard'll just turn around and see us in the tavern anyway. Let's avoid a bar-room brawl for the moment.
>>220630
Stealthily go upstairs, find some way to mess with the guard so he doesn't realize that you went upstairs. Maybe put your hat on the skeleton?
>>220630
Give a slap in the skeleton and the elf's butt.When time resumes they will start arguing with the bodyguard.Of course we will be already up there when this happen.
>>220630
Rewind time to before you cast the spell, tell the guard you'll go away and then do so, then freeze time and run up the stairs!
>>220658
We can't rewind, just pause.
>>220630
Grab some coins from someone's purse, so we can pay the guard.
RUN
I meant 4chan's archives. How do we do that? I heard that we have to vote for it to be saved, right? WELL, LET'S DO THAT SHIT. SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS BEAUTY OF A THREAD.
>>220664
This. Running past him won't stop him from finding us. So just pay him and get him out of the way, we have bitches to score
>>220715
Then why did we stop time?
>>220718
So we can get some cash to pay him.
>>220718
To steal money
>>220643
>>220635
>>220634
>>220639
Within the space between time, you're able to maneuver over to a nearby table and place your iconic hat on a tavern patron!
>>220771
And just before your time runs out, you're able to dash upstairs and duck around the corner. You hear a shout of alarm from downstairs, but nothing else really seems to happen. The conversations continue from the floor below, and various moans and gasps can be heard from down the hall.
You made it, guy! Now that you're up here, what's the plan?
>>220774
Sneak towards moaning.
>>220774
Find Maresi
>>220774
Steathly enter the room and look for Maresi.
>>220774
Stroke beard quizzically and look for Maresi.
Find Maresi and use the arouse spell on her.
>>220774
Use the staff to detect nearby people to find maresi and cast pleasure on her from a distance, then aproach her
>>220331
I'm trying to open them, but it still looks like https://archive.is/PCOCB
Wait... is our quest still to defeat the Red Witch or to bang as much chicks as possible?
>>220806
https://desustorage.org/aco/thread/214225/
This seems to be working
>>220817
Both dude.
>>220817
It's like any other RPG; to finish the main quest, you gotta do a million side quests
>>220827
This i can agree with
It might kill us but who gives a fuck
>>220827
Yeah, first we fuck her, then we blow her up. We bang the Red Witch, twice.
>>220827
Never stick your dick in crazy
>>220837
*always
>>220774
Just to be extra certain we were discreet, go back and erase the time we stopped.
speaking of the red witch, do we get to know what she looks like or do we have to wait until we get to her? did the king give us pictures or anything? are there flyers?
Is there anyway I can read his other quests?
Do we get to know what the red witch looks like before we get to her? Did the king give us any pictures/descriptions? Are there posters?
>>220841
One of the first panels.The king is holding a portrait.
>>220843
Episode 1
>Part 1
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37346691/
>Part 2
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37363412/
The rest of 'em
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=quest+quest
(They start in January)
>>220840
Were DIO dude.Not Diavollo
>>220847
well yeah but do we have a copy or do we only get to see a silhouette
>>220848
Yessssssss
>>220853
We could be both if we level up enough.
>>220858
She has a hat.
That's all we need to know.
Peep on the peeping peeper, ask if you can "help".
>>220618
>The purest love is the one that is nurtured
wizard has forget-me-nows
Find maresi. Check the area with moaning first
New thread when?
>>220915
When this hits page 10.
>>220915
When OP makes it.
Page 8
>>220784
>>220783
>>220780
>>220779
You see a hallway before you, muffled moans drifting from the rooms to your left and right. You don't seem to see Maresi anywhere.
>>221013
You do see, however, a room marked "Waiting" at the end of the hall. Maybe she's in there? Or maybe she's in another room? What shall you do?
Check the room
>>221017
Check the waiting room. Couldn't hurt, anyway.
>>221017
Look at the window and then enter the waiting room.
>>221013
Check out room with style. I mean with fireworks n' shit.
>>221033
Seconded
>>221037
Well it IS called "the salty coin"?
>>221017
that rack seems familiar. [EXAMINE PICTURE]
Replace the picture of the woman with a picture of ourself. This place could use some touching up.
>>221017
Cross out some letters on that sign and make it say "Wang Room"
>>221075
I thought it was because we didn't have money.
>>221065
who is it/who does it look like?
Wait, What just happen?
So is this thread going to be archived somewhere?
>>221212
/aco/ have a seven day archive but after that I don't know.
Is OP waiting for this one to archive?
>>221262
Who knows what OP is waiting for half the time?
>>221283
OP has slow webnet connection
art takes time
OP has a life
>>221345
All true. I just love to be an ungrateful jackass on the internet.
>>221017
she obviously took the window to keep hidden.
Follow through there, and mind you step.
>>221037
Yeah, there are places like this in Hong Kong where they have the name and availability door signs
>>221067
>>221070
You add your own, personal flare to the signage and picture on the wall. That'll teach that security guard to do his job!
>>221065
>>221122
>>221069
You take a look at the picture. Apparently it's a picture of the Salty Coin's EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, a girl named CUBBIE.
You stash it away for later.
>>221438
Brilliant! Now it's time to see what lies inside the wang room.
>>221035
Finally, you burst into the waiting room! You use your FIRE MAGIC to add some dramatic flare to the entrance! Quick! What do you say?!
>>221441
It is a whore house/brothel thingy, i was right!
We should not enter that room
>>221445
"I have come to eat ass and blow Bubblegum. And Bubblegum's off duty right now."
>>221445
Yell "Are you here Maresi?!"
>>221441
Your art is really good!
>>221445
Quill is in da house mothefuckas.
Cross your arms as you speak
Quill has some well defined calves.
>>221450
OP here
10/10
>>221445
Stop time, just in case we've just made a horrible mistake.
>>221450
This
>>221460
I feel validated. If you use it I will feel even moreso. You glorious man you.
>>221450
10/10 anon i laughed
>>221462
Also this
Man, while waiting for this I was masturbating, I then end up getting some cum on my hands and just tasted it.
This fucking flavor sticks so much.
>>221482
Op you should add mana or something like it cuz anons wanna to spam time stop which isn't fun. You could do that we can only za wardo once a day or we have to drink a potion for spammin.
>>221487
We're the GRAND WIZARD. We protect the KING. Make it at least 2, unlimited for minor stuff of course.
>>221490
I agree, once would just be too little to mater.
>>221482
After half a liter of water, the flavor is now mostly gone.
>>221494
Next time eat a few crackers. They get rid of taste pretty fast usually, which is why they use unsalted saltines or equivalent at wine tasting events.
>>221497
Oh, I just usually just drink a few liters of something to get flavors out of my mouth.
Although it mixes with mucus too much.
Thanks for the advice.
>>221497
>next time
Something tells me that this isn't the sort of thing you do twice.
>>221501
I dunno man, what if one day you get a sweet blowjob and then she comes up for a kiss on the lips, with tongue and all? Gotta be prepared.
>>221503
I gotta say tho, I see the appeal to it now.
It's like salty syrup with no sugar.
>>221503
>"Sorry babe, I've gotta go munch some crackers to get the taste of my own jizz outta my mouth now. Back in a jiff."
>>221506
Yeah dude, you don't keep a pack of those oyster crackers in your wallet at all times? Weirdos, the whole lot of ya!
>>221507
>not keeping 20 liters of water on them instead
wtf man, you're the real weird one
>>221508
Hey man, sometimes I forget my CamelPants at home and I have to make do without them.
>>221509
I feel like this thread is derailing
>>221511
Probably. Why are we looking for Maresi again? Are we gonna find that she's a regular or somethin else?
>>221511
What's gonna happen? We'll hit the bump limit?
>>221514
We are far past the bump limit
>>221552
>>221564
I'm dumb
>>221497
Yeah, I wind up eating a lot of cum at wine tasting events too.
>>221450
You burst in, flames shooting from your fingers and shout;
>"I have come to eat ass and blow Bubblegum. And Bubblegum's off duty right now."
>>221637
You are greeted with the silent stare of two gentlemen in the waiting room, easy listening music drifting up from a vent from the floor below.
>"Um... sir? Can I help you?"
The young orc lad says from behind the counter.
>>221641
well this is awkward...
Hurry! Play it off cool, and ask for Alchem Buddy.
>>221641
This is why we don't burst into rooms
>>221641
"Fuck. Uh, have you seen a lady with red hair come by?"
>>221641
I'm the new act, I was ordered in by a red headed lady but she didn't say the room, where do I go fellow worker?"
>>221652
Let's go with this
We might be needing a new thread soon, so OP whenever you get around to making the next response, you should probably put it in a new thread.
>>221663
And I agree!
Thanks guys, great fun! Hopefully the archive works!
See you next time!
>>221680
noighty noight
happy thanksgiving
>>221680
/tg/ here, I usually hate quest threads, but yours have a simple charm and loving amount of detail in each scene. I came here for porn and ended up having a great time, keep up the fantastic work.
Hey, OP, do you have an art blog or some shit like that? Your drawings are really cool.