Time for Quest Qu- I mean Bang Quest!
I think Quests are allowed here, so lets see how this goes.
So get ready for a fantasy adventure full of knights, dragons, boobs, and dicks.
SO! Let's begin!
You are the hero of this story!
You're brave (maybe), heroic (hopefully), and clever (probably not)! You can do whatever, and whoever, you set your mind to!
But before we begin our tale of spells and swords, you must decide:
>Are you a boy or a girl?
And don't get cute on me, non-binary is not an option.
Excellent! You're a strapping young gentleman with all the boyish charm in the world!
Next up, you must decide...
>What is your name?
And no fantasy hero would be complete without fulfilling one of the three classic archetypes!
>What class are you?
Guy, with a 10.275 inch cock. you know it's exact size because in this world the hierarchy is based on the length of your dick down to the third decimal place. In your case you are upper middle class/lower upper class
The king bursts into your quarters. That's funny, you don't remember crawling into bed last night. Might have hit the potions a little too hard.
>"Do you have ANY idea what time it is? My god, the Red Witch could've assassinated me five times by now! I don't employ a powerful warlock to have him sleep through the day!"
He paces your chambers nervously.
>"I think she's really going to get me soon. It's got me thinking. I think that YOU should strike first. Take her out for good! Of course you'd be handsomely rewarded..."
The usually collected king looks quite out of sorts and desperate. What do you do?
You give the panicked king a quick slap across the face. He immediately breaks down into tears as you go through your wardrobe.
>"I-I'm sorry, Chris!"
He blubbers between sobs.
>"This witch... she's got me so afraid! I know our break-up was rough, but she has gone absolutely crazy!"
So this is the life of an all powerful wizard; getting paid to deal with a whiney king and his crazy (powerful) ex-girlfriend. What a life.
You're grabbing some gear! What do you bring along? It's best to be prepared for.... all encounters.
You grab your go-to items!
>A powerful wizard's staff. It seems to be VIBRATING with MAGICAL ENERGY
>A collection of multi-colored, MAGICAL condoms
>A pill bottle of FORGET-ME-NOW'S
>Your favorite dirty mag, MONSTER SLUTS. The pages are slightly crusty.
>The most MOE figure you have. Also slightly crusty.
>"Maybe I should get back with her..."
The king mumbles.
And just like that, you set out on your adventure.
Are you gonna do as the king asks? Are you going to go pursue your own goals? Only you can decide that!
The path ahead is a dangerous one, even for a powerful sorcerer like you. A guide might be a good idea. Or perhaps you require more magical items? Or more money? It's your choice!
Well, if you need anything to do, you're totally out of Forget-Me-Nows! The only place you can find Forget-Me-Now's are in the Black Market; the skeeviest place in the entire kingdom.
While not necessary, it'd be a fun way to wake up and get ready for the challenges ahead! If you so choose...
After exiting your Royal Quarters, a walk to the other side of the city leads you to the Black Market. It's literally a marketplace. This is where anyone can buy anything, as long as they have the money. Magic, weapons, women, you name it.
Gosh, it's a lot later than you thought. You really slept in.
You come across your destination; Maresi, the Potionmaker. A woman with a short temper, shrewd bartering skills, and a master at making all sorts of potions, pills, and prescriptions.
>"Well~ If it isn't Mr. Quill! Have you used up all my little treats already?"
She says in her teasing voice.
>"I'd be happy to fill an order for you again, unless you wanted me to make you something else..."
What'll it be, guy?
I'll pick this up tomorrow.
You ask for a refill of the Forget-Me-Nows, plus an extra bottle of various tricks and experiments she's working on.
>"Oh wow! That's quite the order!"
She teases in a sing-song voice.
>"I think I've got a few goodies in back that'll... satisfy you~"
>"And that's gonna be a lot of gold, Chris~"
She leans in close, her impressive bust jiggling in her shirt. Her eye squints in glee.
>"And I'm sure the king isn't about to be caught with Black Market goods in his ledgers. I am willing to... barter, perhaps?"
You're low on dough, bud. You could always just walk away? Or perhaps invite her on your quest and split the prize? Or something else, maybe?
You explain your quest to defeat the Red Witch and invite her to come along and split the dough.
>"The Red Witch?! That's suicide! But it does sound like it would pay well. I dunno..."
She seems on the hook, but not totally on board. You're a powerful wizard and make good arguments! Surely you can convince her!
Your an almighty wizard right? Magic her tits and have steamy backroom sex while she's horny, then convince her in the glorious afterglow that is sex with your almighty magical cock.
I love seeing each new picture
you make my day a little less bleak
don't die on us
it's cool, buddy. What joint did you go to? I'm a big fan of Whataburger. Probably won't go to McDonald's in a while because some meth'd out bitch forgot 4 orders of fries. 4 fucking orders, man.
Yeah, I dunno what I expected. It's like the Jeb Bush of fast food. That's why I like Hardee's and Wendy's, the Jim Webb and Donald Trump of fast food, respectively.
Ah! Yes! THE STAFF. It's... unique shape and... interesting properties are obviously powerful arcane magic!
With a blast of powerful magic, a beam of light flies out and, with a fantastic blast, lights up Maresi!
She stands there, a bored look on her face.
>"The hell did you just do to me, Quill? I feel kinda tingly."
But ho! Look at the air next to her! Magical writing scrawls itself in the open space. I wonder what these fantastical runes could mean?!
>"This better not be permanent."
What do you do?
>"Look Quill, knock it off with the lame-ities. I'll come with you, if not for the money, then to help you with your game."
>"I'll bring along some of my goodies too."
You've gained your first party member! Maresi the Alchemist! She's a tool you can use at your despoil, so use her carefully. Now that you're properly outfitted, what's the next step? Are you going to head out, or perhaps stay and try to "hone your skills"?
(internet crapped out)
Team bonding, eh? I wonder what that might entail?
>"Alright, let's get going. I just need to grab a few treats for the road."
She calls out, bending over to fetch something from her drawer, revealing her revealing ensemble.
Quick! What do?
She gasps out.
>"Chris, what the hell do you think you're doing?!"
She yells out in her usual angry voice, yet you're pretty sure you sense a hint of excitement in her voice...
(to be continued)
Loving this thread. Makin fan art to ease the long wait.
You give her the ol' Mage Hand, a solid SMACK sounding off her ass as it jiggles from the sudden impact.
She gasps out, her back arching in shock.
>"WHAT THE FUCK, QUILL?! ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF?"
She turns and yells.
>"You're already in debt to me, don't get on my bad side, you shit-head."
WOAH, MAN! Looks like you read those signals wrong. Or maybe she's just not the ass-slappin' type.
How do you respond?
Apologize and keep your boner to yourself for now.
Since she gets turned on by vouyerism,the best course of action is to wait to get another party member so she can watch.Quill can bang her later.
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Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
I'll leave you with the same wise words I received when I joined up in late '08-'09 (inb4 newfag- I'm aware): lurk moar
Posting in threads like this is fine, but you'll want to post as little as possible in actual discussions for at least 8 months, maybe even 2 years. It's a very fragile culture, and if people keep coming in without regard for it, we'll lose it.
I sure am proud of getting a 10/10 for something I drew on Paint
I understand, I'm just nervous. I've been part of many a civ and quest threads, but they pretty much always end abruptly without warning. Sometimes in the middle of a thread. Keep up the good work m8.
Nope. I've only done that once.
If you want, you can check out my first quests, Quest Quest, that take place in the same universe as this one
They start January 2015 withhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37363412/
You offer a quick apology, wringing your hat in your hands. It seems that the staff gave a hint as to what your CHANCES with her were, and what her TURN ON'S are. Maybe if you keep those in mind, you might be able to IMPROVE YOUR GAME.
>"Yeah, well, I can't blame you. I have a pretty killer ass. Here."
She holds out a scroll to you.
>"I found this along with some of my stuff. It might help."
I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE?
I CAN TELL YOU WANT TO OPEN IT.
OF COURSE YOU DO!
I'll just open it for you.
Oh! A map!
>"It's nothing big, just the local area."
>"If you REALLY want to find the Red Witch, she'll be over here-"
She stabs a finger at the top of the map.
"TALONCLAW TOWER. That's her place, or at least that's what the rumors say. But to get there we'd have to go through the DARKSEED FOREST and the CRAGWARDEN MOUNTAINS. Those aren't friendly places, Chris, and I'm no fighter."
She looks you up and down.
"And you're no valiant knight either. But hey, it's up to you."
SO, now that MISS EXPOSITION is done with her rant, what's next? Head on out? Hire help? Try to get it on with her again?
You're a wizard though, maybe you know some Conjuration spells? Summon a badass of some sort! I hope it's a elemental. OR BETTER YET, A WRESTLER!
>not wanting a sexy demon knight
The hell is wrong with you?
>le current year
>not wanting a sexy wrestler
>demon knight instead
She says indignantly as you walk through the streets of Thylia's Black Market.
>"Look Chris, no offense, but that's some pretty powerful magic. Don't you have to make a deal with a devil just to summon one in the first place?"
She doesn't seem too comfortable with the idea as she leads you to your destination.
>"Alright, here we are."
She says, stopping and looking up at the tavern.
>"The Salty Coin. No place rougher this side of the Grand Bay. If you want some protection for hire, it's gonna be in there. And if you REALLY want to get some sort of demon thing, maybe someone in there will be able to tell you how to get it."
She shakes her head and heads into the tavern.
Before you HEAD IN, you need a CLEAR IDEA of who you wanna search out for. Or perhaps you just wanna get a drink before you set out? Up to you!
We need to find a dude with strong combat skills. Not necessarily muscle, but someone to head the front.
In fact, we need someone with no muscle. We don't know what kind of sultry wenches await on our journey! We can't have some paragon of the masculine form competing with us for any suitors eye!
We need a gay dude.
We need a barbarian.Someone to crush our enemies.We need to see then driven before us.We need to hear the lamentation of the women.
But we don't want a guy messing around so a female barbarian would be a good choice
Is our wizard that wasteful with his coin? He is going to hire a silly knight instead of SUMMONING a creature FAR BETTER than a human could ever hope to be, not necessarily even being bound by the pact of satan?
A grand wizard such as himself would surely have the power to summon a ROCK HARD elemental with TITANIUM STRENGTH to destroy and DOMINATE any foes!
You hurriedly make your way into the bar, moments after Maresi steps into the building. The tavern is loud with conversation, music, and the sounds of moaning from the next floor up.
If you're looking for colorful folk, you've found them here at the Salty Coin. Maresi seems to be making a bee-line to the stairs leading to the second floor. A barkeep is serving his patrons. A band plays some music in the corner. Various tables hold all different sorts of folk.
Where to start?
Approach Orc chick, and greet her with a firm slap on the ass and one of these babies.
You've open my eyes to new possibilities! Vodka elemental would be near invisible.
Waiting for OP to return to witness Chris getting some ass as a lewd alchemists watches
You see Maresi hit the second floor, face bright red and chest heaving for some reason. She disappears around a corner, her footsteps fading.
Laughter comes from the bar.
As you attempt to follow, an orcish man with a security shirt puts his hand up to stop you.
>"Woah, pal. Only paying customers from here on out. You want the goods, you gotta pay."
He says in a bored manner, the words seeming rehearsed.
I needn't remind you that you have exactly no money on you right now, so paying to get up there will be nigh impossible at the moment. What do you do? Attempt to convince him? Wait for Maresi to return? Find another way in?
>"Sir, please remove your sex toy from my shoulder and step back."
He says gravely.
Looks like the staff wasn't a good move. This guy seems like people always try to convince their way past him, so other methods probably need to be used!
Force! Stealth! Sexual Favors!
Or you can just get drunk. If you could pay for a drink, that is. You poor fool.
We're a shitty fucking wizard if you ask me, "powerful warlock" my ass. We're just a dude with a overlong sex toy
How right you are!
Lets decide this now! What kind of mage are you?
You can, at your current skill level;
>Summon and control (1) undead creature
>Pause time for up to (30 Seconds)
>Summon (1) (Lesser Eldritch Creature)
>Fireballs n' shit
>Intensify Orgasm and Make Aroused
Now that THAT'S out of the way, back to our current problem; What do you do next in the tavern?
It keeps habbenin
First use your staff on him to know what his turn-ons are.
This said, isn't there a qt skeleton lady?, use your Necromancy to control her so she may seduce the guard. Only if he's into that sort of stuff of course.
You know, I kind of unironically want the skeleton lady in our party. It'd be a fun, interesting party member with all kinds of funny puns that would go great with this sort of CYOA. Plus, now that we are necromancers we can restore her flesh if we want to fuck her.
I doubt she'd be against it since it must have been fucking forever since she last got... Boned.
The entire tavern; the bar, the tables, the band, and the security guard all freeze and a dead silence falls over the world.
You don't have much time! What do you do? Run upstairs? Mess with the guard? Up to you!
Head upstairs! Our voyeur friend is going up to the second floor bone-zone to spy some shit, might as well see if she wants company!
Plus, I'm pretty sure if we stay downstairs the guard'll just turn around and see us in the tavern anyway. Let's avoid a bar-room brawl for the moment.
And just before your time runs out, you're able to dash upstairs and duck around the corner. You hear a shout of alarm from downstairs, but nothing else really seems to happen. The conversations continue from the floor below, and various moans and gasps can be heard from down the hall.
You made it, guy! Now that you're up here, what's the plan?
This i can agree with
It might kill us but who gives a fuck
Is there anyway I can read his other quests?
The rest of 'em
(They start in January)
You do see, however, a room marked "Waiting" at the end of the hall. Maybe she's in there? Or maybe she's in another room? What shall you do?
Finally, you burst into the waiting room! You use your FIRE MAGIC to add some dramatic flare to the entrance! Quick! What do you say?!
You burst in, flames shooting from your fingers and shout;
>"I have come to eat ass and blow Bubblegum. And Bubblegum's off duty right now."
You are greeted with the silent stare of two gentlemen in the waiting room, easy listening music drifting up from a vent from the floor below.
>"Um... sir? Can I help you?"
The young orc lad says from behind the counter.
And I agree!
Thanks guys, great fun! Hopefully the archive works!
See you next time!
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