So last thread some cool drawfag offered to make a pic based on my autistic overly long winded description of my OC but then the thread died.
So new xeno thread and maybe that guy will show up.
I know what you are thinking Brother, but this is no heresy! It is an Inquisition aproved thread to discuss how to spot and deal with Slaneesh influences on Xenos!
You're just jealous because Space Marines barely have any porn.
Ayy, drawfag here.
Thought the thread died for good, so I sent over to /xen/ and posted my newly written smut there.
As for your request, gimme just a bit more time. I've got a shitton of homework and I'm on the verge of crashing pretty hard.
How about you fuck off? Some people like puazi, and they are Xeno. Simple as that. No one will talk shit if you post a turian or a protoss.
thigh-high socks are too powerful for their own good
>tfw no xenomorph gf that wears handmade human clothes in an effort to fit in and is always knitting and making cute sweaters for you
>tfw no xenomorph gf that you constantly have to assure is beautiful because she's self-conscious about how different she is from humans
it's really only Jar Jar that bothers people, all the other gungans don't see to piss people off at all
>it's really only Jar Jar that bothers people, all the other gungans don't see to piss people off at all
Nope. You're forgetting this ol gem. And seeing as these are almost the only 2 gungans who get 'characterized' pretty much everyone's perception of the race is that they're all obnoxious cunts.
>tfw no xenomorph gf to snuggle with on a cold night
>tfw no xenomorph gf to tell her how pretty she is
I happen to be streaming, if you want you can pop by and tell me exactly how you want it done [I have screencaps of your posts but I just want to be sure]
It was funny the first couple times. When it's posted in practically every thread without fail, it gets old fast. And this is coming from a 40kid and xenophile.
40k isn't all bad. They have xenos too.
I think Tau are my favorite.
Both kinds of eldar are amazingly fuckable, albeit for different reasons. You can either go for literal mind-fucking that will make your soul orgasm, or the most hardcore BDSM experience you'll ever have. (Assuming you survive it, of course). After all, if they fucked a god of hedonism into existence they must be amazing in the sack.
At the rate i'm going, Turain twink guy is gonna finish before me. God dammit.
Turian Twink story is like the HL3 of Xeno smut: from time to time the guy drops on xeno threads to tell people he is still working on it and that there is progress, but a definitive release date never appears.
Hype is a dangerous thing. I mean, look at fallout 4: A great game, ut loads of people bashed on it because the hype was too big.
And dont even get me started on the dissapointiment that was Destiny... I mean, you cant even find porn of it: That should tell you how much the internet despised that. It was barely average of a game, but the hype killed any chance of it being percived as "good".
Hype is the little-death. It ruined The Phantom Pain for a lot of people, especially when the real story turned out to be worse in many ways than the conjecture.
And I feel like a lot more people might have liked or accepted Undertale if it hadn't suddenly been thrust everywhere at once and turned into a meme in of itself. And as far as I can tell, it's a good enough game.
It's rather sad when it turns out I enjoy things a lot more when little to no one else seems to have a strong opinion on them. Makes me a hipster, but it's the only way to get away from a game being ruined by mass opinion.
My xeno love is still weak - I enjoy feminine curves and familiar soft shapes, even if it does make more sense for queens to have big tits and hunters to be more athletic or something.
Either way, imagine an imposingly large alien with all the curves in all the right places, with a cunning, if primitive, intellect, and an overwhelming desire to mate and give in to primal instincts, her prey your hard shaft to draw into her eager folds to sate her instinctive lust and helpless need. The strength and speed and fear-inducing grace of a hunter, and the softness and sexuality of a human woman. Basically take an amazon and make them alien and a little more feral.
At least post some xenos instead of humans? There's plenty of room for an actual 40k thread.
I think most people were bashing FO4 for it's extreme technical issues and god awful pacing/story issues, but those are kind of standard for a Bethesda game. Also, as much as I'm not a fan of Destiny, I have seen quite a bit of porn of it. A lot of it was pretty good, too. I think there was someone posting stuff from it in the last thread, too. The alien witch thing that flies around and it's blue and bone colored.
Gameplay wise, i really enjoy TPP. Storywise, i'm iffy on it. I think it's interesting how they use the cassets, but that kind of ends up wasting a lot of time, so i mostly skip out on it. Still haven't finished it though. Heard the ending was pretty bad, so i'm excited to watch the ruse cruise crash and burn. Can't wait for PC to get the MGO, but god damn if i'm not disgusted by konami at the moment. Also, undertale is a good game, and i'd recommend it, but really its only a 6/10 at it's best. It's above average, but if you play a bunch of games, there isn't much there that will surprise you. People go crazy over it, but those tend to be the people who barely play shit. Hype really can kill stuff, but I usually just ignore other people's hype and just focus on my own hype levels. I've been doing pretty well like that. Then again, most of my favorite games are ones that barely anyone has every played, so I can understand what you mean, though, i'm usually disappointed because I want to talk with people about it and share my love for it.
Also, just in case anyone complains about the pic being a blue human, the majority of my xeno collection has either been posted or probably considered too furry, so yeah. Sorry.
UT's got some decent characters, can provide about 3-6 hours of fun (assuming you don't hate the combat mechanics), and is easily worth $10. At the same time that's just it: It's easily worth its $10 and can provide about 3-6 hours fun. There's nothing wrong with that sort of game, but you can't build an industry around it. And if you're all about the spoilers, its short playtime makes it easy to have the game ruined for you before you even start playing.
I think Vijounne's fine with most people, if only because she's a size-shifting color-changing cougar with an octopus tentacle for a tongue and shark teeth.
First time OC, constructive criticism appreciated
I didn't really come up with much more, but I can try to throw more details in.
>We'll call them the Yuzt (because I suck at names)
>8' tall in adulthood
>Very strong, very horny (pardon the pun)
>Three fingered, 3 pairs of breasts
>Monogamous but willing to accept partners of other species
>Somehow through technological intervention the Yuzt can mate with any partner species and still produce Yuzt offspring, with minor traits from the father species
>Male Yuzt are much smaller than the female
>1:10 ratio of Male to Female Yuzt, mainly due to a virus that broke out at some point in the past hundred years
>Nobody really gives a fuck because of the technological intervention, allowing the species to continue thriving
Not much, and it's nothing that hasn't been posted here a million times.
well, it's the least I can do
Here's a WIP of the thing I've been drawing in my free time for the past while.
All I've got so far is some quick base colors, I'll get to smoother colors, shading, and maybe even some textures a bit later.
I know it sounds dumb. But anyone else thinking one of the subtly alien races like the Dldar or DEldar would actually be super interesting for porn? like maybe showing how their measurements stack up against the human fucking them like this?
It's just I don't seem to see much of the eldar flavours in porn much, and when they're around they're just humans in aspect armour.
Good luck trying to get neckbeards to draw such
Yeah, I think some neat stuff could be done with them. I have this scenario that I've been thinking about actually sitting down and writing one of these days.
You know how, as far as the Eldar are concerned, humans are barely a step above animals? Well, I've been fantasizing about the idea of a some high ranking Eldar capturing a human that strikes their fancy and then, willingly, having rough and kinky sex with them, after which rumours about them being a depraved human fucker spreads like wildfire on the Craftworld. After some time, a small number join in.
One day I might actually get off my ass and write it.
DElder porn must be AMAZING, for one reason and one reason only: Haemonculi.
Fuckers do muscle growth, monster TF, monster girl TF, furry TF, inanimate TF, borg-ification, and a shitton of other stuff, and that's just looking at body modifications! I can see it now,
"Mon'keigh, we've got porn for shit you didn't even know was a fetish. Unlimited access, all for the price of a few mortal souls. You in?"
/d/ here, we have a whole thread's worth of people who've specialized in that sort of thing for quite a while and we have a metric fuckton of writefaggotry regarding it too. You want me to link it or what?
Sorry, crunch time's been happening since I posted >>204919, but because I'm starting to catch up, I can get to work on it sometime this sunday maybe.
I see. I only used quick placeholder base colors just to distinguish who's who, but I'll try to think of something to give it a bit of variety.
Just found an opportunity to clean up the base colors a bit and lay down some minor accenting in some areas.
The active thread we normally use is the "sci-fi/fantasy smut thread". The current one is slowed to a near-halt, but I'll link it here just for reference.
And yes, we accept requests (though a shortage of writers means they might not always be taken).
There are 2 types of Gungans, both distinctly different. There is one type that evolved to live on land, while the other evolved similarly to amphibians. Jar Jar is the former, and this fellow is the latter.
With Legacy of the Void, we'll hopefully get A LOT more protoss porn.
It sure had an interesting number of female characters.
I once read that, if alien ever visited earth, the UN could make it so the human rights bill temporarly covers them with the same rights as humans by saying that they have the same levels of cognition and IQ as humans. This would protect them until they formalized a "Sentient Beings rights" bill.
If applying logic to your fiction, pretty much.
There's already half-hearted debate about whether we should expand the rights / protections granted to animals with Dolphin-esque intelligence. If aliens touched down on Earth and they were clearly of comparable cognition and intelligence to humans, it's unlikely the UN would go "oh, no, abuse the shit out of them."
Enforcing the rights / laws would be another matter. The UN already is limited to going "Stop it! I mean it!" to genocide and ethnic cleansing sometimes, and I can't imagine their job would be any easier / position any stronger when it comes to non-humans without any sovereignty or land ties.
Fortunately, if the aliens can visit Earth and are mistreated for some reason, they can probably just drop large rocks on whoever's messing with them until their abusers stop or they (the aliens) are now the proud owners of an impact-pockmarked region of unpopulated land. Turnabout's fair play, and it's not like the UN could do much more than tell them "Stop it!" so long as a few of its superpower members look the other way.
tl;dr UN Bill or no, don't pick on the side with orbital supremacy. Especially when it has goodies most superpowers would gladly put aside their moral compass to get their hands on.
heartman98, that and this are their only two alien images though.
Now the question is, is your thirst strong enough that you'd be willing to pay? Because that's a little more foolproof of a method to get a piece done than hoping for the goodwill of a drawfag.
Holy fuck, you're right! If only I weren't such a procrastinating drawfag...
Still haven't even gotten around to drawing xeno queen on wraith action.
Here's one though, anons. Seeing as how much of the thread is hetero, would anyone be interested in seeing a male kig-yar, if I finished it up?
Plague drawing xenos? Time for loud sweating.
Nothing latex-tight, but I have two more from other artists that're curvy and in outfits, plus curvy in "armor".
Found another. Not as lewd, but still curvy, clothed, and I for one welcome any SPARTANxSangheili smut.
Gayy Lmaos are always welcome.
They're alien by the technical sense but they fall into the field of rubber forehead aliens that are basically humans with some shit or another glued to their heads (klingon foreheads, space elf ears, the Puazi and Asari's head dinglers, etc) that makes them "alien" without actually doing much.
Sure I know there's plenty of tits and humanoid silhouettes in this thread, but most of them are still managing more than humans with different colored skin and some "lel exotic" facial features.
Honestly they're not utterly dreadful but they're certainly not up to par with a lot of the other species we're posting.
rule34.xxx has it archived somewhere, but it is almost universally bad.
anyone have pics of ladies transforming into Xenos? The TF thread is full of gay futa stuff
I'd bury my head in dem titties, deathgrip dat waist, and thighfuck those luscious legs into next week. Preferably with her back against a wall so that the whole damn building starts shakin', nigga.
I'm starting to fuck up and crash with all this work I've got, I don't think I'm going to make it desu senpai
Would any fellow drawfags be interested in drawing any of my xenos? I'm low on time and energy and I could really use the motivation.
Here's my references, you can draw whatever you want, go wild even.
Councilwoman sketches. Also thinking about doing Stith ones.
I just mean that this board has strict 'no furry' rules and I dunno if xenos count as furry. Hell, the no furry rule is just faggotry since this is a western adult cartoon board and animal characters have been in cartoons since before furries were even a thing.
I guess I was just saying I don't want to see people getting shit from mods or seeing this thread get deleted based on what is or isn't 'furry'.
Hey OP here
if you feel unable to finish my request could post what you have drawn so far here? Thanks.
Probably too far, as in, fails the Harkness test. Doesn't even need to be vaguely humanoid.
I'd honestly fuck anything as long as sex with it doesn't kill either of us or end in crippling pain.
Hooray for Meandraco.
I hope his game turns out great.
I'm pretty vanilla actually.
It has to be on a similar intellectual level, reasonably civilized (not feral), symmetrical and a female analogue. Preferably humanoid -ish - being bipedal means it's probably going to have fairly large protruding musculature where humans have gluteus maximus in order to maintain upright posture that's more commonly known as ASS.
Not particularly happy with how it is so far [although I was following all of your instructions, which I should be happy about] but when I have an opportunity to get back to it, I'll do a front/side/back view, and close-ups if needed. Maybe even color, too.
Crunch time is still happening with school shit, but I'll have all the time in the world when the semester finishes somewhere in the next three or four weeks. Apologies for the wait.
I agree with the part about the sentience and non-feral mindset, though I suppose a bit of variety in bodily shape and size to a reasonable degree wouldn't hurt.
i'd fuck basically anything that can consent, has a hole to fill (or something to fill mine with), and won't hurt me nor i them.
unrelated: e621 has a lot of good xeno stuff between all the furry.
>Crunch time is still happening with school shit, but I'll have all the time in the world when the semester finishes somewhere in the next three or four weeks. Apologies for the wait.
No problem I know how it is.
Has to have at least one feminine humanoid feature whether that be human like breasts, a human like face, or wide hips and it must have genitals that can be recognized as such, everything else can be weird.
Glad people like my old commissions. I really need to find some more artists to work with, all the people I used to have do this stuff are too busy, now. I always seem to keep missing Blackshirtboy's very limited availability.
>I'd have sex with a dolphin if it could consent
The dolphin would be having sex with you, son, and consent would not be a factor. They don't call them the rapists of the sea for nothing.
Decided to draw some other worldly woman cause I love these threads.
Wish there were more, famalam. All other ones are shitty fanfics made by weebs on deviantart
Well, that's the trouble with having a niche fetish. I've got a zerg thing coming up in a week or two, though. Probably post another art dump when it's ready.
No facehuggers or pussyhuggers.
Different anon here, but I remember reading about the experiences of a dolphin fucker years ago. Among other details, he mentioned males ejaculate forcefully, which could hurt a person's insides, also that the female's muscles grip ya dick fairly strong as well; don't expect to last long.
Such is the nature of the internet. Supposedly the rape thing is bullshit too, but that's not a can worth opening.
Have some xenos.
Oh no doubt, just the whole 'hide yo wife, hide yo kids' angle the media likes to spin.
i'm sure cavafly's stuff has been posted here before but god damn if it's not some of the highest quality 3D xenomorph porn out there
links to some too big to post:
eh, i personally enjoy it, but you do you.
last of this 3d set unfortunately. artist's name is wooky/wookee if anyone wants to look for more.
This thread is way over the bump limit. As soon as it dissapears I will start a new one.
Exactly. We all have our own tastes. I don't mind when they are given a more feminine shape. Then again I'm more of an ass man.
>female marines barrack infested
>lost contact for months
>most probable fate : spending the rest of their lives as "breeders" for xenos as each birth rips a chunk of sanity from their mind