Let's go classic

Great concept for a thread. Am on my phone currently, and don't have any on my PC at home, but there should be a lot of lewd classical paintings of nymphs.

>>157666
I'm not dissing the Dino, but I wonder how his peers viewed this and previous paintings of lolis. This was done 2003, so it's fairly recent

>>157733
This is beautiful

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>>157766
Lewd

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>>157900

I've seen everything r34 has to offer

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>>157766
Haha, I saw this in person today

>>157659
i'd like to thank all of you for the most highbrow fap of my life

>>157727
this picture is a little strange like, that dude just opened the window and he turns around and is surprised there's a naked, sleeping lady in his bed
>Opium- it's a hell of a drug

>>157716
it looks like social commentary: probably something about the church and stuff
>there's a sword between her legs
>I am sure there's some sort of intention behind it

>>157738
>>157744

These are absolutely wonderful.

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Stand by for William Henry Rinehart's hotties of sculpture!

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>>158833

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>>158839

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>>158849

These are great. A lot of r34 doesn't focus on aesthetic, just hot bits and lewd gestures.
Sensuality can obviously be a part of it, but there's also the pure sublimity of the body expressed here. It's something be be both awed and aroused at.

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Ingres

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>>159234
Munch

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>>158940
Agreed!
>>159238
More Ingres

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>>159242

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>>159249

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>>159251

>>157856
jesus fuck, the skill it must take to make stone look exactly like fabric and flesh...boggles the mind

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>>159270

>>159270
You gotta embrace the marble.

>>159300
You gotta sniff the marble.

>>160435
You gotta fuck the marble

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"Hey kid, wanna /ss/?" spoke the Queen unto Moses.

Why is Orientalism the most unf of classic art genres?

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ye olde nipple torture

>>157729
>if it please the court
>i present to you my gustybits

>>157766
>>157770
>Teresa describes an angel carrying a fire-tipped spear with which he pierces her heart repeatedly, an act that sends her into a state of spiritual rapture. “The pain,” she writes, “was so severe that it made me utter several moans. The sweetness caused by this intense pain is so extreme that one cannot possibly wish it to cease, nor is one’s soul then content with anything but God
Sounds like she got drunk and had a wet dream lmao

>>157659
This thread puts the FINE in FINE ART, amirite

>>159251
Think this would be too pricey for your ordinary Anon to get?

>>157716
Who is this "Dino?"

I am... too impressed to really fap. Not to say I'm not trying or I don't have a boner just... the skill, the emotion... boner, hold on, I need to admire this.

>Art

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Contributing

>>162392
>eyo, check this shit
>aww yeah gurl I see it

>>160893
Dino Valls. Dunno if you saw it before it was deleted, but it was a loli suspended by some rope in front of a painting of some dude

Thread's a gem.

>>161757
lol

>>162414

made me laugh

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Picasso

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>not posting the GOAT

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>>163884
OP here, I can´t believe that people are actually enjoying this

>>162445
I don't know the context but that looks like a trap if I ever saw one

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>>162370

>>157659
Impossible

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a must:

>>160497
More here:
http://exhentai.org/g/786534/ae39094e1e/

>>164265
hehe

>>164265

They're nymphs. They are there to take a man out of the world and draw him into their realm of eternal delight.

>>165266
Though sometimes to drown him aftewards, to be fair. Sirens and Lorelei and the like.

>>159270
>>>157856
>jesus fuck, the skill it must take to make stone look exactly like fabric and flesh...boggles the mind

And the old boys that did this stuff were working using nothing but hammers and chisels and other hand tools, no electricity, fuck, they likely didn't even have much in the way of pencils and paper.

Old tech does not mean bad tech.

>>157900

This is a modern thing, isn't it? Like some Japanese resin cast or something?

>>166220
>>>157900
http://www.jyoung-studio.com/voluptasism.htm

>>166149
It's Hylas and the nymphs. If I remember correctly, Hylas was a servant boy of Heracles who goes to fetch water and never comes back. This is Waterhouse capturing the moment before he is drowned.

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>>166215
It's a shame so much knowledge about their methods was lost. The only thing I remember reading was Michelangelo making David out of red wax first, immersing the prototype in water, letting out enough water that the first "layer" of the statue was above the surface, committed it to memory and chiseled out that one layer out of the marble block. Rinse and repeat.

>>167252
>it's goofy time!

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>>166297
>all of this
Well thanks for making my cock explode.

>>164994
I beg to differ

>>167252
>Thor on a raid of Mount Olympus

>>166620
>>167536

More like drowned in nymph pussy amirite?

>>167589
>>167589

Actually, you are right. Hylas wasn't killed by the nymphs, he married them. That's why he abandoned Heracles, Jason, and the voyage of the Argo. For a lifetime of naiad pussy.

>>157751
>water doesn't cause distortion
lmao

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>>167551
I thought this was spoils of war

>>170497
The Original Octopus Rape Translated from the Japanese Painting

LARGE OCTOPUS: My wish comes true at last, this day of days; finally I have you in my grasp! Your “bobo” is ripe and full, how wonderful! Superior to all others! To suck and suck and suck some more. After we do it masterfully, I’ll guide you to the Dragon Palace of the Sea God and envelop you. “Zuu sufu sufu chyu chyu chyu tsu zuu fufufuuu…”

MAIDEN: You hateful octopus! Your sucking at the mouth of my womb makes me gasp for breath! Aah! yes… it’s…there!!! With the sucker, the sucker!! Inside, squiggle, squiggle, oooh! Oooh, good, oooh good! There, there! Theeeeere! Goood! Whew! Aah! Good, good, aaaaaaaaaah! Not yet! Until now it was I that men called an octopus! An octopus! Ooh! Whew! How are you able…!? Ooh! “yoyoyooh, saa… hicha hicha gucha gucha, yuchyuu chyu guzu guzu suu suuu….”

LARGE OCTOPUS: All eight limbs to interwine with!! How do you like it this way? Ah, look! The inside has swollen, moistened by the warm waters of lust. “Nura nura doku doku doku…”

MAIDEN: Yes, it tingles now; soon there will be no sensation at all left in my hips. Ooooooh! Boundaries and borders gone! I’ve vanished….!!!!!!

SMALL OCTOPUS: After daddy finishes, I too want to rub and rub my suckers at the ridge of your furry place until you disappear and then I’ll suck some more. “chyu chyu..”

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>>170919

>>170502
That's kinda hot actually

>>168980
literally learned about this painting at uni today.

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Judging by the board's content, I'm seriously surprised this famous babe hasn't been posted. I got to see this one in person.

>>167252
>those heads in bottom left
I guess it really is goofy time.

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>>172438
A better angle for dat ass.

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>>172442
And one of the front.

>>172444
Didnt see that coming.

>>172531
I should have removed the filenames.

I'm pretty sure it is the biggest dick out of any Roman bust I've seen, which is kind of humiliating from a modern point of view (apparently they thought big dicks were comical)

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>>172536
this is the only other img of ye olde futa I have. if anyone else gots some, do post.

>>167294
hot glue when???

>>157856
i remember seeing this in art class and getting a massive boner, even bigger than the time when we had to paint a nude woman in front of us

More stuff by Jean-Léon Gérôme please!

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>>173604

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>>173623

>>169449

Strictly speaking, if he'd drowned right then and there, he'd have had a lifetime's [his anyway] naiad pussy.

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>>173624

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>>173628

>>172736

Isn't it weird how when you're drawing them, nude, they aren't hot, but the minute they go slip on a thin robe and come back out your brain is like "I want to see that nekkid and breed it" and you have to remind your brain you've just spent 3 hours looking at it nekkid.

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My man William-Adolphe Bouguereau

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>>173684

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>>173686

They really liked a little pudgy belly and a wobbly butt on a woman back in the old days huh

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>>173688

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>>173703
>They really liked a little pudgy belly and a wobbly butt on a woman back in the old days huh

I don't know what you mean, anon

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>>173624
Not to be that guy, but you know there's a really easy way of checking for higher res versions of images, right?

>>173970
Oh yeah. And that's what I usually do. But I happened to be on Tumblr when the request came and I already had a bunch of windows open so...meh. This isn't /hr/ anyway

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This is my favorite

>>174918
Hey its the lady from the book puzzle in RE1, I learned something today kek

>>163686
What are thooooooose

>>165221
Delete that gore fag

>>175229
kek

Laughing at this thread

>>164265

Weirdest thing... When I read this post, I started searching the picture for dicks.

>>167551
>Brennus, Celtic chief who sacked Rome
inb4 >>>/his/

>>166620
Damn nymphs. Fuck them and they drown you. Don't fuck them and they make you fall in love with yourself.

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>>176373

>>177741
Damn, that's hot.

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>>177783
It's a Chinese artist who paints in a western style. Reverse-image search for more. I didn't Note his name.

>>168980

Venus of Urbino... my literal definition of the perfect female body

>>158195
This is so funny

>>177791
Looks like the actor who plays 'Happy' in "Scorpion'

>>177933
I thought the same thing when I first saw it. Wonder if the actress did any modelling for artists.

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>>170502