No gay stuff? what are you, some kinda faggot?
are futas gay? if it's futa-on-futa it's still gay right? or maybe double-gay?
Not that thread, the other one that was recently started.
>the other one that was recently started.
Somebody made a gay thread instead and the janitor deleted the one that wasn't themed.
solo, but still gay
At the very least they're ugly on the inside.
>meanwhile Jade notices that Dave has gotten rather busty all of the sudden and his eyes are strangely purple
Jade gets all prettied up for some photoshoot or something I don't know.
SHAMEFUL DISPLAY DELIVERS AGAIN
>ive never even seen a cow
But he's living with one
yeah. he does that a lot.
Chaz and Glub. Noth of them are good artists, who can draw good porn, but both have an art style that makes it look like people are melting and Chaz in particular tends to emphasize noses, lips and dimples in ways that he shouldn't
See: Damara's ugly fucking talksprite in the flashpages
Some people pay her to draw gross things. deal with it.
Here's an idea, let's make the characters we love obese so their life is a living hell and they'll probably lose their fucking foot because they eat too much cancer because MUH FEELS tell me that fat shaming is wrong :( Fuck all does the artist think people WANT to be fat? It's so damn unhealthy for real
We got more like this picture? I mean John boning r63Dave?
>legacy captcha: bros deliver
This is kind of gay.
Wait wrong file.
The way this program exports files is so fucking confusing and glitchy.
And Milf Jane. The difference is minimal because Jane is already milfy. It's like adding butter to butter. It's still butter.
That is too much woman for one man.
Maybe like four or five interchangeable faceless men.
Can't do that well. Like I've said, the thicc and pregnant morphs occupy the same vectors, so it looks all warped.
Okay, is there a sauce on this femequius? Or is it just an anon from around here?
Obj-motherfucker on tumblr
Good stuff, is this new content from somewhere?
Man get ready for hate mail.
Girl I RP with tried to get me kicked from the group just because I said I liked JohnRose and that made her "uncomfortable as a lesbian and person.", god knows it gets exponentially worse with Dirk.
also Jake's such a lazy fucking design wtf hussie you make dirk and dave look significantly different let ALONE the girls. Jake even has a similar fashion sense to John.
I like where this is going.
Which Homestuck girl would you piss inside the pussy of, and would you do it to them by surprise?
That seems like an easy way to get an infection.
Here's a WIP I streamed tonight, might finish later ;0
Yo this was me:
>Feferi: JAN--E w)(y didn't you tell me )(umans cod do t)(is?
>Jane: I didn't think it would start for months!
>Jane: I knew playing with so much Life hokum would get us into trouble.
>Feferi: Nobubbly said populating a world would be easea!
>Jane: You're welcome for the free lunch, by the way. Just watch it with the teeth missy.
>Feferi: It's defis)(ious too! I know some recipes milk like t)(is is great for!
>Feferi: Pupa meringue, codamom custard, grub pudding, plum yogart...
>Jane: Oh lordy
It was supposed to be a suggestion-prompt but Tumblr fucking destroyed it. My bad.
I'm sorry 3d anon, I can tell you really put your heart on this(dialogs are spot on 10/10) but the models...the models are just awful.
It's hard simulating that shit when you've got no actual fluid dynamics in the program.
Karkat (no homo)
Top tier taste!
Can't go wrong with the classics. Terezi was a great character before she finally killed Vriska and Hussie ran out of things to do with her.
How have you documented it this extensively?
>Karkat (no homo)
I think a lot of his can relate to this one. There's something about him and I don't know how to explain it.
eh. I'd prefer them getting railed within proximity to each other. Lesbian stuff isn't interesting. I need sex to be animalistic and violent, not "tee hee I tickle u with a vibrator >x<"
I know, and I try to keep my mouth shut about it but I just can't deal with it
3danon learn to draw and become the best porn artist for homestuck, really. Just mediocre art with your character undersranding would make you the best TBQH
>How have you documented it this extensively?
Just rating by interest. In the process realized I have no interest in the nutrolls, not even Vriska's busty sister.
Hey Homesmut General
I heard you like Rose being bullied
So I wrote something where Karkat and Kanaya bully her
With their dicks
>It's a little like Seam by Seam, except instead of being poignant and deeply moving it's just lewd.
This is all I really wanted, so good job.
My fetish is Rose's fetish for sucking things.
Cool to see people are still writing, even if the audience is a fraction of what it ever was. Makes me want to try again myself.
mw just posted this fully ink shits pretty gud
had to resize it pic was 4+ mb
yeah i dont get it
they say its about protecting the kids but that shit is filled with porn
just flag the shit so it doesnt show up on the front page, not block the shit entirely
whats the alternatives? soup is dead and pixiv is slowly growing
>Cool to see people are still writing, even if the audience is a fraction of what it ever was. Makes me want to try again myself.
You can still get a handful of (you)s here and there but the lack of feedback does suck
I really wish I'd thought of all this shit years ago back when people still gave a shit about this dumb webcomic
Milfradia, ready to join milf Jade on an adventure. For dicks.
No time for shaving when you're adventuring in the temple of the dicks. Or hunting down the ark of the dicks, or the holy dick, or the kingdom of the crystal dick. You get the idea.
The 'milf' proportions look more natural on some girls than others.
Jade's short enough that it makes her look stout.
Aradia is a love mountain.
petite Rose is also acceptable.
Karkat and Rose was my weirdest fascination. I didn't picture it anywhere near this abusive, but I appreciate someone writing it.
If you want something more vanilla there are four other fics in the series which have the same pairing in various other scenarios.
Boners in your pants are nice, but boners in your heart are better.
Also this, probably the last one I'll do with the old Terezi.
im looking for a picture i saw maybe 2 months ago, it had vriska onstream as a camgirl and a recent videos type feed on the side, i think i saw it on the subreddit but now i cant find it for the life of me. help me anon, youre my only hope
I was basing it more off this
Make even the most unlikable male character a girl and suddenly they're slightly more likeable
Unlikable female chatacters, however, have nothing that can save them from their shittiness
It hurts that John and Rose really seemed like they were made for each other, only for that to be the farthest ship from possibility in the end. I know first boy/first girl pairings are generally just a trite obligation, but their chemistry from Act 1 to Seer: Descend really justified it in this case. And this isn't coming from a place of hetero entitlement or anything like that, Rosemary only turned out to be bland and unsatisfying because Andrew is a piece of shit. They had good chemistry in Act 5, too.
Rose and John only looked made for each other because they get along and rose is just generally a flirt with everyone. Also someone needed to repopulate the human race. Kanaya on the other hand had feelings for her from before they had even met. It was nice to see at least one lesbian who's defining trait wasn't "Lesbian" even if the other's was (I still like Kanaya though, she's got other layers but it's her defining quality).
Later Hussie just shit the bed so it doesn't really matter.
Also where the fuck is Rose Loving Anon, he's been slacking.
Who even came up with the "Jade is black" headcanon? She's a furry, gardener, has weirdo quirks, is into anal most likely, plays bass... She's literally the whitest of all fucking characters
None of those traits are "white" or any other race. Besides, most of the Jades you quoted are just tanned.
Do you have any more of these nicknames?
>Jade "Breed me or bleed out" Harley
>Jade "Put a baby in me or I put a bullet in you" Harley
>Jade "Babydaddy or Verydeady" Harley
>Jade "Finish inside or your insides are finished" Harley
>Jade "Make me a mother or I make you a corpse" Harley
>Jade "You're either a new dad or you're now dead" Harley
>Jade "Impregnation or evisceration" Harley
>Jade "If the dick goes out so does your lifespan" Harley
>Jade "Creampie or deadguy" Harley
>Jade "It's my womb or a tomb" Harley
>Jade "In nine months you'll be a parent or wormfood" Harley
>Jade "Fill or kill" Harley
>Jade "It's Impregnation or Decapitation" Harley
>jade "soulmate or no mate" harley
>jade "all night is alright" harley
>jade "stay in and you win" harley
>jade "fill me while you drill me" harley
>Jade "Impregnation or Decapitation" Harley
>Jade "Inseminate or I'll Castrate" Harley
>Jade "Come on My Chest, Get Granted Eternal Rest" Harley
>Jade "Come on My Face, I'll Exterminate Your Race" Harley
>letting anyone every pull out
>Who even came up with the "Jade is black" headcanon?
Nobody. A lot of people do draw her as brown because she seems Asian as much as anything (along with expanding on Hussie saying "yeah John and Jade could be Asian instead of white" a long time ago). Plus the living on an island lends itself to being super tan (even though her default clothes were a full length shirt and dress).
So a lot of pressures towards showing her as sunburnt/Filipino/nonspecific brown.
Reverse forced impregnation is quite hot.
a pile of requests upcoming
1) hella long on a timescale i've been lookeng for a feferi x tavros shipping picture. tavros on his four doggy style being fuched by feferi like a bitch. it looks kind of biker stuff because feferi holding tavros horns as biker do to their bikes handlebars
2) meenah laughs and masturbate to nepeta crying and masturbate watching karkat fucks vriska. that's sort of netorare based on nepeta's shipping wall
3) kanaya <3< gamzee - i do believe is a better ship than gamrerzi
4) aranea <3/<3< kankri - is just perfect and the most udnerrated otp ever
5) rose and roxy?mom of course
New articulated ears for Jade.