HOMESMUT GENERAL #9
Don't be a dick, and if you want more of something in the thread, post it yourself!
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I don't know what it is about this one I find so hot. I'm not into amputees, but damn this picture gets me riled up
one of the trolls said bulge and people went "yeah, i dont think thats a dick" which to be honest, why /would/ alieans have human representations of penises?
I think the oldest pic is this
this one is OLD. from 2010.
If memory serves, Andrew has explicitly confirmed that the trolls are LITERALLY humans with grey skin.
I'm pretty sure that's bullshit. Hussie loves keeping things vague for self insertion reasons, and troll genitals as sort of an injoke at times on his twitter.
Yeah humans that are very strong and sturdy, are born as grubs, have psychic powers and possess lifespans of 70 to millions of years.
Yeah, it's like them not having nipples.
Tentabulges are honestly just a godawful creation.
lol its the salty anon again
I'm not particularly into tentabulges but I'm okay with the torso bits that are supposed to be vestigial wiggler legs post-pupation.
I think you've me confused for someone else. It wouldn't surprise me that there's more than one person is sick of tentabulges and how they're leaking into other works now.
fuck outta here m8
now I don't disagree with you, but Tumblr has soured that word for me, now when hearing it I just can't take anything else said seriously anymore
Dude, i was being sarcastic, I'm you're literally acting like the word triggered is a trigger, stop shoving your head up your ass :)
my bad, I was the retard here, carry on, have porn as a peace offering
lets all be pervs in peace, here have some troll vagina
When there are torso marks on a sea troll then it's most likely intended to be gills. However sometimes it's a troll physiology thing. It's a relatively rare headcanon and few fanart has it.
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be the wiggler vestigial limbs but it's noteworthy that wigglers are supposed to have 6 legs.
just go to paheal man, a lot of stuff is on there, even artist tags. Thats where I get almost all of my dump material.
god damn its hot in here, 4 person orgy/gangbang happening in the RP room, get in here and watch
Catching up on last night's RP, I kinda felt sorry for the Dave. He felt left out, and then the Disciple had a go at him for 'narrating other people's actions'. Like, get over yourself and do a little give and take, y'know? It's not riding roughshod over people, it's moving things along, quit being such a primadonna.
Karkat coming in like the most disappointing Chippendale was funny as hell though.
>thought i had more of this artist saved
Mostly all his homesmut is on paheal. Search "Zaagn".
Or just drop by his tumblr:
I'm very upset because I passed out last night and missed out on a rad RP with a redglare
Don't worry, everyone had to hop out pretty much one after another, the scene never happened s there is probably a good chance of requesting it again in the future.
Oh its happening right now and it is fucking hot
pic related me rn
Yeah, its lit in here,
pic related, an accurate description of whats happening right now
Not the guy you were talking to, but she's not my favourite. She just shows up in whatever scene she's in and is all like 'yes hello it is all about me now'. I kinda wanna see more Dave/Jade, that stuff was cute as hell. Or Karkat/geisha!Sollux.
10/10 rp still coming down from that high, holy fuck redglare was fucking amazing
Aaaaand, here's the RP in all of it's glory
Hello Homestuck Thread! Every time I tried to share this on /co/, some janitor would delete it. I got so salty about this that I forgot I had even saved this, until like now. Enjoy. Or, don't.
Very in character
I'm slowly converting some of my old smut chat logs into pics for y'all
We've got a Halloween party going on in here, come join the fun!
And here's another one of the RP's we've had
the most cannon of all cannon ships
i sleep, its just i rather jerk off
finally up after last nght's RP session. I'm still sore. Anyway, here's the RP in two parts
Also excuse the Typos, i am sorta tired and did not spellcheck it
Does anyone have the art of Jade Harley + Rose dressed up like bimbos? Like, skimpy outfits with 'Cumslut' across the front, I think they were hypno'd by Vriska too?
I decided to deliver on this myself and write something
"Done /What/ Before?" She asked the nameless figure behind the desk, her cheeks blushing jade. "Have you ever pailed on film? Thats what you're here for, right??" "Yes, Well, I Umm..." She looked away, squirming on the black leather couch that had seen so many other trolls and humans. "No need to be nervous. But it is interesting you came here today and such a simple question has you blushing." Kanaya gave a nervous smile, and looked away from the camera. "Its Just... My Friend Told Me About This And Teased Me That I Would Not Try It, So Of Course I Wanted To Prove Her Wrong, But I Am Having Some Second Thoughts." She looked back up, steeling herself before continuing. "But, I Did Not Come Here To Cluckbeast Out Of This." "Well, if you're sure." He stepped out from behind the desk, his belt tinkling as he undid his pants. They dropped to the floor, Kanaya staring at the bulge in his underpants, her jade cheeks darkening. "O-oh My. Are We Starting Already?" He chuckled, grabbing the camcorder and pointing it at her. "Come here and kneel down in front of me." She gave a small cough before following his instructions, her hands trembling slightly as she reached out to tug his underwear down. His stiff cock hit her face with a soft slap, her eyes unable to tear themselves away from it. She opened her mouth apprehensively, her breathing coming in irregularly, the dick twitching in response. Letting her do the work, he angled the camera to catch a good view of her head pushing down on him, her cock sliding easily into her mouth. "Careful with those fangs." He warned, Kanaya giving a small grunt of acknowledgement. Wet sucking sounds filled the room as the Jade-blood hit her stride, her tongue wrapping around the thick member. "Well, I don't know why you were so nervous, I've never seen a new girl suck a cock as good as you."
He laughed and Kanaya looked up at him, a small grunt of acknowledgement coming from her before she continued. Her hands twisted and stroked his glistening shaft as she continued, taking him deeper and deeper until, with a moan, he pulled her off. "Good girl, now lets get to the meat of the audition. Bend over." She did so, her cheeks barely gray anymore as he tugged her clothes off, as he rubbed the smooth skin of her bare ass. he stuck a few fingers into her nook, moving them around inside of her before pulling them out, a thin green coat on them. "Heh, and you were worried about this." She gave a weak smile, looking back as she shook her rear for the camera. He swiftly guided himself inside of her, the alien's nook greedily swallowing him up. She moaned, her back arching slightly, the figure laughing softly. "yeah, you like that, don't you?" He moved his hips, hunching over her to grab at her tits, rolling her stiffening nipples between his fingers. Both of them were moaning now, their legs wobbly as they moved back and forth, the tempo of their union increasing swiftly. Kanaya walked them over to the desk, resting her arms on it for support, the figure taking advantage of it to move even faster, skin slapping against each other. "oh god, your nook is... fuck" He moaned, his experienced cock no match for her tight, warm hole, as his arousal grew quickly. But she was not immune to his actions either, a trickle of jade leaking from her bottom lip as she bit it, trying to keep her composure as he drilled her. All pretense and performance aside, they began fucking each other in earnest, the camcorder discarded so he could grab onto her more easily. The slapping sound became more and more wet as more and more prematerial dripped out of her nook, coating both of them.
"F-fuck, I'm close I'm gonna-" He exclaimed, driving into her with full force before finally slamming one last time, his cock releasing his human genetic material into her, the thick white ropes coating her insides. She cried out, calling a name to the heavens, not his, but the one of her lover, as she tightened around him, his hot seed pushing her to climax. They both panted, the figure collapsing onto the couch, the jade-blood catching her breath on the table. She regained her composure first, stooping over to grab the camcorder and turning it on him. "So, Does That Happen Often During Auditions, Or Am I The First To Make You Lose Your Cool?" She smiled, her legs still a little shaky as she sat down on the desk, tables turned on the director.
Thanks. I haven't been so turned on by the concept of a picture in a while, something about it just spoke to me. And I haven't written actual smut in like... 2 year+ so I'm glad to see the break and only RPing hasn't dulled my solo writing ability.
I haven't really written smut personally, or at least not since I was just a horny teen, but yeah RP'ing in chart rooms have mostly kept my skills sharp, but still needed practice, RP'ing is great for keeping you're writing skills good
hot off the presses for Halloween
Start going through it, lots of interesting fetish pictures of things rarely if ever seen before.
Start getting curious as to the backstory of it all.
Start to look into homestuck.
see new homestuck thread.
you don't have to get into the fandom to enjoy something, thats a sorta dumb thought process. I like SU and Gravity Falls, but I avoid the fandom like the plague. Same with Videogames in general.
any drawfags lurk these threads?
I've been doodling this a bit, and I kind of would like some pointers. It kind of feels like I've hit a wall in the color and hands and such, but I know I'm a far way away from being finished.
I just realized I had a name on this entire time, ugh sorry for accidentally namefagging
pretty much. a Fandom doesn't really reflect on the quality of something or whether or not you can enjoy it. it doesn't even reflect the quality of single fans. Almost every single fandom is a piece of shit
A pic like that, the main focus isn't going to be on the hands, so just do some definition on the gaps between the fingers and the suggestion of knuckles. It makes it clear that she's not some obscene flipperbeast and just gives the whole image more finish.
Anyone a fan of SDT? There's a bunch of old hairs/mods in the big archive that you can get on the mod forum, but I think it hasn't been updated in a while. Anyway, this guy
made some pretty decent Homestuck hairs and I think he could use some love.
We always been kanaya. Maryam edition for a reason