Old: >>1059468
Image resources:
rule34.paheal.net
rule34.xxx
rule34stuck.booru.org
mspabooru.com (SFW only)
recommended fic list:
pastebin.com/8XfBnwf8 (Got a recommendation to add? Post a link here.)
MSPARP room:
msparp.com/acohsg (Does anyone still use this?)
old HSG smutbox
https://mega.nz/#!B8whxARY!2IkDWquXfMaATz1YfH8I3tMdaNKHB8QbIaijxn6rCUc
Strip poker game by Anon:
http://hs-strip-poker.tumblr.com/
Homestuck mods for HoneySelect:
https://honeymodder.tumblr.com/
Starting off with the cuckstuck series.
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>>1106287
extra
Oh, here's a nice surprise!!!
>>1106602
>sempai
>>1106604
Goddammit you caught me before I deleted the post to fix my typo. Fuck it, I'll repost it with the typo.
>Reposting the nudestuck archive; now including everything from the 2-yearlong thread on /homosuck/.
>https://mega.nz/#F!D4UHXBgI!_ePBb6bBcv4JOHYPoEyXYw
>(Also posting this picture that I colored. Did I do well, sempai?)
>>1106268
To every smut author in this thread
If I could only read one of your fics, which one should it be? Post it.
>>1106610
https://archiveofourown.org/works/887632
It isn't smut though. My best smut isn't Homestuck-related.
>>1106610
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8749657?view_adult=true
I accidentally wrote three short bombgirl homestuck stories.
>>1106610
Does pale smut counts? If so: http://archiveofourown.org/works/890644/chapters/1718254
It will never be finished but I enjoyed writing it.
>>1106462
>green text story ?
dont die on me
>>1106607
>>Reposting the nudestuck archive; now including everything from the 2-yearlong thread on /homosuck/.
does somebody even have an upd8 on the nudestuck archive thing from the 8ch /homosuck/ board? it was mentioned in the last thread
>>1106610
Gratuitous Moirail Spitroast probably has the broadest appeal
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6735121/chapters/15393619
Rose tries to convince Karkat and Kanaya to double stuff her
>>1106840
>PaleTube
kek
>>1106870
Sketchy Russian dude supposedly based in Hong Kong (currently in the states) who claims to represent a group of individuals is asking people to send him pictures of their ID and sign some kind of contract; in return he/they promise not to do anything bad with your info and they'll send you a USB stick with a bunch of nudestuck on it. Also if you buy nudestuck from one of those people who have vids or gif sets for sale, they will reimburse you for it if you share.
...I think. He talks kinda funny on top of having broken english.
>>1106268
1. Is Alinsonnyash still active?
2. What was with all the drama at the end of the last thread?
>>1106610
You don't want to read it, I wrote it back in Highschool and it's shit.
>>1108770
Yup, this was the last in a long, long, LONG line of commissions from one person. They just got burnt out. They said they might draw Homestuck, in the future, but that for now they're on a long needed and well deserved hiatus.
Think about it.
Each picture must have cost about... $75. That's $675 right there.
Someone dropped $675 on porn.
And it paid his bills.
>>1108580
fuck that. i knew it was sketchy. i'll probably wait until it leaks onto the internet.
>>1108817
You should've known something was up the moment cripplechan was mentioned.
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>>1108817
Pretty sure all the content he/they have is from leaks and stuff that was supposed to have been deleted from tumblr or wherever. Considering the large amount of underage nudestuck deleted from tumblr, there's a high chance that a lot of his/their archive is straight-up CP. Even if it leaks I wouldn't touch it with a pole.
>>1109214
I hate how strict law is around cp. I mean, what's worse? A naked 17yo or a naked 12yo? Yeah, that's my point.
>>1109337
16 is legal where I'm from. lol. The whole law system on sexual stuff is just plain retarded. One day you're not legal, another - "uh oh, it's my 18th birthday means I can fuck, yeaah!"
I get it's there to prevent abuse of law flaws, but the way it's being handled damages society.
I'm not even gonna start on how many people think drawn porn is illegal if the character's below legal age.
>>1109369
Fuck the whole "is" below legal age, people bitch, complain and gets in trouble if the character LOOKS underage.
>>1106281
call me a autist all you want but the way KK is out of character is just borderline criminal. I cant even make some suspension of disbelieve and think he transformed himself into some generical shit doujin protagonist REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1110276
As a wise /hsg/ anon once said
>I can't believe how the perception of Karkat went from jaded asshole to insecure tsundure. He was better and more unique before; now he's just a fuckboy archetype.
Of course, half what I write is about him getting bullied and raped, so I'm part of the problem, really
>>1109639
I ain't into the milk bags of those proportions, but that's pretty good.
anyone have those crablouse selfies that were floating around?
>>1110753
that's not even nudestuck though, that's just someones nudes
Post feet.
>>1111068
>REEEE, i want to hatefuck my tumblr girl pals so bad now.
Looks like you aren't in any position to call other posters cancer
>>1111096
fuck them with a cactus, i meant
>>1111101
Do you ever cut yourself on your own edge?
>>1111104
my soul is made of teflon, shitlord
>>1111118
lol, i dont even know if teflon can be cut or not
>yfw you take off Sollux's pants
>>1106840
I never really considered troll porn in universe. I guess it would make sense to assume there would be pale and ashen porn.
Well except Hussie probably didnt actually ever plan for any of the sort of culture that would come from these really considering much of the trolls things are just renamed human things and the language directly translates to english.
>>1106840
"Setting Where Everybody Is Mysteriously Alive Except For Eridan"
"Dirtiest Huggiest Handholdingiest Feeling Jammiest Pale Smut Ever Conceived"
"If You Are Caught Reading This Change The Tab To Porn"
Kek
>>1107436
if this was anyone other than gamzee it would be fantastic
>>1106840
>it will never be finished
>>1113296
*grab2 diick2*
>>1114053
Fuck I miss /hsg/.
>>1111882
More. Or source
>>1106268
Hey homesmut general, what's your favorite ship?
Pic very related
>>1114443
Vriska/Anyone who'd treat her right.
You know what I mean by "treat her right."
*wink wink*
>>1114443
good taste.
>>1114459
Vriskat was good when Karkat wasn't yet a sissy. Heck, Karkat used to be good with many things...
>>1114443
davejade, johnrose, karkat's shipping chart basically
>>1114443
2cat is nice. Meenah/Vriska was also nice while it lasted.
>>1114443
Scourgecest, I guess.
And by extension, whatever you'd call the Ancestor parallel. Scourgecestors?
/aco/ what are your favourite homesmut stories?
>>1115893
ovipositive of course
>>1115893
Like half the stuff on the fic list.
http://pastebin.com/8XfBnwf8
>>1115555
Those digits.
>>1114398
http://desdrawssmut.tumblr.com/post/155518087039/
For those who don't care for tentabulges, I took a crack at editing this...
>>1116802
By masking over this...
>>1116803
But I can't figure out how to alter the color, other than doing it manually, and fuck that. If a higher-level GIMP wizard than I wants to take a crack at this then I'd greatly appreciate it.
>>1116805
>photoshop masterrace
also, Callie's arm is missing, lol.
>>1116805
>>1116914
GIMP wizard here. You barely beat me.
>>1106268
Where do you get the fangs for the honey select characters?
>>1117531
just use two clown noses and scale them so they're really skinny
alright broskies, help me out.
I have lost my favorite alien dick picture, if anyone has it please post.
It's pretty much that very tentacle dong as the one you can see on the right on the uploaded pic BUT it's a full body drawing of Gamzee from neck down and he basically shows it off by pulling down his pants.
I need it for shitposting reasons.
>>1118055
Nice to see someone who isn't afraid of tentacle dicks. Most people in this thread are little bitches about them.
Unfortunately I've never seen the image you're taking about
>>1118608
Source?
>>1106725
>blue waffle
feeding the fishes
don't forget who owns you
>>1120316
>>1118055
haven't found a gamzee one yet, but someone would like you to appraise this
This thread is s l o w
>>1121623
Anyone have a larger version?
>>1121753
Afraid not. Have more punkfish instead.
>>1121831
>model
>>1121833
I think he's talking about the HoneySelect model. That, or he's an idiot.
>>1115009
u ol'fashioned fagget. Cant blame you, somehow i feel deep inside me that was all that should've been. Imagine HS actually going well with the focus only being in the beta kids instead of a bloated mess of characters and actually ending in a well, tied up manner instead of this forgetable abomination...
aradia is best female troll
>>1115009
you're motherfucking welcome (source: http://king-god.tumblr.com/)
>>1122618
>ywn use her horns as handlebars
I'm not 0kay with it.
>>1122624
I already got all of that. It it's davejade or johnrose, i have it.
Anyone post more Honey Select?
Where the fuck did the guy who makes these go?
Also I love the "bad like selling drugs to kid bad line"
>>1123653
Now that I think about it this guys a better writer then Cohen
>>1123653
I'm still around
I just kind of spent about fifteen years worth of semen and erotic thoughts messing with honey select, I have ideas but have been busy with other things.
Also still kind of pissed that Honey Select can't pose to the extent I'd like, can't do males, and can't do pregnant chicks.
Also most people are better writers than Cohen. He's not a very good writer.
Has that anon come through with the John Rose fic yet?
>>1123667
Gotta say I love your work man
>>1123634
Our local modder lost interest a couple threads ago and nobody's made anything new as far as I know. I'll repost the cards I made, if anyone is interested.
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>>1123676
Thanks.
>>1123708
I just noticed Jades really dark man hands
Just want to point out for the people still using honey select, a pov mod on hongfire got updated so it can actually work in the studio, it still a bit busted but you can get it going well enough
>>1125479
I haven't been able to get the IPA to work, so no mods for me.
>>1125631
that's a shame, i cant imagine using studio without those mods
>>1125631
You should make DaveKat just to piss people off
>>1125766
But Davekat is a piece of shit.
>>1125780
It is
But it will be funny because we will be the only ones to know the truth
>>1125785
>will be funny
No it won't.
>>1125787
I know it wont be
>It never is
When's the last time that mega smutbox got updated? Also, if I wanted to help sort it, how would I?
>>1126029
the smutbox isnt actively maintained anymore, and dropbox is removing its public folders later this year
>>1126029
The smutbox is ancient, it dates back to back when /HSG/ was allowed on /co/. Back when /FRZG/ was a thing and /SUG/ was but a twinkle in moot's eyes. It's only included for posterity.
>>1119913
sidneyanders.tumblr.com
>>1125843
It's good to know we still have normal people in the fandom
http://homesmutvoicesmain.tumblr.com/ how bout some audio smut?
>>1126760
It's Van
I'm gonna let this thread die dammit!
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>>1128096
NURSE 30CCs OF ADRENALINE STAT
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>>1128107
DAMNIT MAN HIS LIVER DOESNT GO THERE
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>>1128120
You forgot this one.
>>1128263
I did not know about this page
thanks
Dumping a recent commission in here
>>1123435
is there like a file for johnrose because finding that shit's hard man.
>>1115009
hot damn i thought i was the only one.
>>1123675
Working on it. Got slowed down by a beta reader flaking. I can throw up a sample paragraph to prove I'm not bullshitting if you want dude.
>>1129147
I just was curious if you abandoned it. Thanks for responding.
>>1129760
np, it just exploded on me a bit, as my work tends to do.
>>1114503
>Vriskat was good when Karkat wasn't a sissy
But Vriska plowing Karkat's sissy trollcunt is the best part
s not enough fefkat guys.
>>1129865
Only one I have.
>>1129865
1/4
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>>1130329
I don't knwo what's worse, the anatomy or the karezi
Planet Of Junk Patreon Only Pics!
#1
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#2
>>1130565
not them but it's sucre-boo
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#3
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#4
>>1130582
#5
>>1130598
Is that the last one you have? Or is that the last patreon only pic?
>>1130618
There are more. But those are all more then 2 months old.
>>1130632
Can you post a few?
>>1130580
why is she so small?
>fixed
>>1130633
Sure.
#6
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#7
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#8
>>1130699
Teach me
#9
>>1130721
#10
#11
>>1130723
#12
And I'm fresh out. I've got some more good shit for the price of only one (you) though.
>>1130726
What a deal!
>>1130726
Don't you get on to me about (you)s, I got a hundred of 'em
>>1130720
I am master photoshop.
>>1130830
Holy shit. Do you have a collection uploaded somewhere?
>>1130847
no, sorry. i honestly just made these today
>>1130862
Well if you ever make more please do make some sort of collection outside of /aco/. It will make accessing it easier than searching through the archives for your stuff. But other than that, thanks for the good work.
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>>1130757
Best Of My Homesmut Folder!
#1
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#2
>>1131534
#3
>>1131536
#4
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#5
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#6
>>1131542
#7
>>1131545
#8
Don't forget to save these. Many of the rarer ones don't exist on their original sources anymore. :(
>>1131549
#9
>>1130953
mmmmm maybe like 30 minutes?
>>1131552
#10
>>1131555
#11
>>1131555
Source?
>>1131681
A private commission from Bhloopy.
>>1131744
Kill yourself
>>1131927
Lol, its not my commission. Some dude posted it a while ago in this general.
>>1131927
>ask for source
>get source
>get mad because it's not the kind of source you were expecting
this is why we make fun of saucefags
>>1131542
Who made this? That signature is illegible.
>>1131555
I want to do countless things to/with Kanaya's feet.
>>1132067
>>1131681
You guys like this? I have a few other half-baked commissions from Bhloops.
#1
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#2
>>1132224
#3
>>1131927
KYS XD
OC seemed like something y'all would enjoy
>>1132324
>little sissy fucksluts karkat and tavros worshipping a superior cock while their own go untouched
good taste m8
>>1131545
I know it's not exactly for this board but this deserves the followup.
some bondage oc
>>1132324
porkat/tone a real one for this, i fucks with this heavily
>>1132581
Don't think that's allowed mate.
>>1130722
We need some CFNM of this.
>>1134956
CFNM?
>>1135377
Wat
>>1135377
Pro tip: sticking the word "define" in front of something in Google will tell you what that thing means.
>>1135377
The inferior version of CMNF
>>1135377
give her a hand, folks
I miss the old parp chat. I was a regular in there, but it sadly died after only 4 months. But what a four months that was.
>>1132581
Is that Roxy in pink on the right Huxley from Tumblr? Becayse fuck me, that girl's hot.
>>1114443
Spades Slick X Snowman... Obviously
Is there any Hearts Boxcars/Rose smut? Pretty sure I found a pairing with no art whatsoever here.
>>1109639
Spacious.
>>1130632
Post all of them.
>>1135937
Lol, will do.
>>1135781
I only said CFNM because the image made them look sexually aggressive.
>>1136146
>Huxley
I believe so yeah, and Potato as Rose.
Pretty that Jane is a dude tho, and maybe not the only one.
>>1137535
The hell is the dude (?) on the right supposed to be? Also, those are some freaky belly buttons.
>>1137641
Left: John? (I'm doubtful on it being Jake)
Bottom: Rose? (She doesn't have her hairband nor is her hair in her typical style)
Right:Kanaya
Also, they shouldn't have any belly buttons in the first place. It would probably look weird if they didn't have any though.
>>1130337
The body
>>1135377
Hate to interrupt the sexy fun with this, but does anyone else ITT find the idea of appearifying sentient beings kind of terrifying?
>>1114169
this is hardly the place to discuss it but does anyone ever go to the 8ch /hsg/
and how bad is it
>>1140087
Not as terrifying as planetofjunk's anatomy.
>>1140122
not to defend poj, but the commissioners are enabling him to keep drawing that weird anatomy shit cuz that's what they want. i know porn has weird/unrealistic standards for genitalia, but what he draws is fuckin crazy. sometimes it's a boner killer to see his smut the way it is. but i could see he has some potential to do something decent at best with his porn if he has free reign to draw whatever the fuck he wants to. maybe...
>>1140185
I think I hate this
>>1140149
you don't like literal mouth-pussies?
>>1140185
After browsing this planet of junk, I could really use a mindwipe
>>1140149
You know what?
Come next pay day I'm gonna commission him and just give these two requirements.
"Vriska and John fucking. You're free to draw them however you'd like."
I speak to him fairly regularly, and it seems like if he could he'd draw the characters just like they appear in the comic.
Enough drawings, post fics
>>1140310
i've seen the original drawing that poj did and that was freaky as fuck. gives a whole new meaning of face fucking
>>1140587
so basically he may or may not draw vanilla sex with john/vriska. i'm down regardless. i don't hate his art entirely, but it be refreshing to see some normal vanilla sex homesmut art from him (if it happens)
There is a place for art w/ completely unrealistic proportions, but I do agree that it is nice when Junk draws something to more realistic proportions. It's also interesting seeing the body-type dichotomy between his commissions/Patreon pictures, and stuff he drew on his own initiative, like this image. Makes you think.
>>1140100
I used to browse it regularly some 1 year ago. It was roughly 75% shitposting, 10% SU, 10% /soc/ and <5% homestuck related. I suppose it wasn't terrible, but a complete waste of time nevertheless.
>>1140965
the /soc/ aspect and resulting drama are what ruined it for me personally
i just want to recapture the old days when the threads were dynamic, constantly gaining and shedding members with a few regulars
not just the same 7 or 10 people stuck in a room together for years on end, that stuff gets weird really fast
>>1140978
Zwid's dick pic is still burned into my memory up till this day...
(pic related)
>>1140874
Oh man, that there is something I'd like to see more of. Kind of a shame I guess.
Enough talk, post Jade-bitch.
I had this as a commission a week ago or so and figured you'd all like it.
>>1141830
It's nice. The left horn is a bit off, but the thicc is nice
>>1141830
...wait, are you the Snax? From Snaxattacks?
>>1141945
Yes
>>1141958
hello old friend
>>1141958
I would just like to say that your Assstuck series was one of the best things I ever got out of the Homestuck fandom.
I understand that you're not interested in continuing it, but I'd just like to say that I really appreciated it.
>>1141958
Do you have a new blog? I'd love to follow.
Also, question.
If I post the Damara I'm drawing, could yall give me feedback on it?
>>1142382
I'm up for giving feedback. I do it occasionally in the drawthread (with...varied results)
>>1140874
Am I just retarded or is the drawing just weird
>>1142566
It's the inside of the shirt, dingus. The shirt is folded over at the end.
>>1141692
Source?
>>1142581
but why?
>>1142608
Because it's essentially a striptease, but without showing bare breasts.
>>1142611
DAMN
the worst kind of tease too!
>>1142566
now everytime someone complains about the anatomy or something I just remember the guy who wrote a wall text in the last thread
>>1142776
I didn't see it. Can you approximate what he said?
>>1142783
Ah, it was about nudestuck http://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/1059468/#q1105888
>tfw I will never fuck a troll girl
>tfw I live in the middle of bum fuck nowhere so you cant even go to cons and pick up cosplayers
>tfw I'm fucking hideous so even if I did go I couldnt get chicks anyway
>>1126436
Yeah I still can't find this. Any links would be appreciated.
>>1142805
I know that feeling, well except for the last part
what really sucks is even if I banged a cute cosplayer tomorrow, it wouldn't be the same as banging one in 2011 when my interest in homestuck was at it's peak
>>1142845
They probably mean the honey select card, in which case:
https://honeymodder.tumblr.com/cards
both condy's are near the bottom
>>1142892
No, I think he meant the SDT Condy. I could be wrong though.
>>1142921
maybe, I just figured because he said model he meant it was 3D
>>1142956
Well, I would like to see the assets and the code used for the Condy in SDT if you have a link to it somewhere. From what I've seen of the HSG Smut it's not in there and I couldn't find it otherwise.
Is someone going to make a new thread soon?
>>1142845
>>1142965
>>1142956
>>1142921
>>1126436
You're in luck! I am the anon from before and the one who initially pushed for some sweet Condy codes, so I'm glad to share!
charName:SD chan;mood:Angry;bodyScale:1.075;arms:onhislegs,onlegs;throatResist:50;hair:sdchan,1,1;iris:normal,0,0,0,1;breasts:121;skin:light;nose:normal;ear:normal;lipstick:1,0,0,0,1;eyeshadow:86,0,69,1;sclera:255,255,0,1;blush:0,0,0,0;freckles:60,24,24,0.8,0;mascara:0,0,0,0,20;nailpolish:0,0,0,0;eyebrow:normal,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;hairhsl:0,1.25,1,1;skinhsl:-48,0,0.34,1.41;hisskinhsl:180,0,0.81,1.03;bg:3;hisBody:male;hisPenis:1,0.855,0.855;balls:0,1;hisSkin:1;hisTop:none,255,242,233,1;hisBottoms:none,27,29,29,1;hisFootwear:none,0,0,0,1;collar:gemchoker,94,2,38,1,255,233,0,1;cuffs:leather,255,237,0,1,255,233,0,1;ankleCuffs:rightanklet,255,233,0,1,0,0,0,1;gag:none,0,0,0,1;panties:none,255,255,255,1;top:none,255,255,255,1;armwear:elbowglove,0,0,0,1;legwear:none,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;footwear:none,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;eyewear:none,0,0,0,1;headwear:none,24,24,24,1,255,255,255,1;tonguePiercing:barbell,183,187,195,1;nipplePiercing:largering,255,233,0,1;bellyPiercing:gem,255,235,0,1;earring:ring,255,233,0,1;herTan:full,0.29
I have the dialogue too, if you want.
>>1143162
Thanks! I'd appreciate it.
>>1143202
http://pastebin.com/pWJFPBfw
there you go anon, enjoy
>>1143218
Oh man, this looks great. Thanks a lot.
>>1142423
Thank you. I'll have it done by today.
>>1143753
Alright lads, since a lot of shit happened today I could only get this done. I'm going to trace it and color it on my PC tomorrow I guess, but here it is so far.
>>1141830
Try this b0ss
>>1145153
I did say I'd give it a good analysis, but I have also had quite a day, so here's the short version:
Work on the foreshortening on her left arm and shoulder. Right now, it just looks like her shoulder's huge and misshapen.The other arm is a bit off too, now that I think about it. It's not too bad; just a matter of looking at some 3D/Real Life reference pics and getting a hang on the proportions and shading and shit.
You kind of did a weird thing with her tits, where you're doing two different perspectives at once. You should probably just leave the bump you used to represent her right tit and take out the line you used to represent her left tit. It's not the 'right' way, but it'll be fine until you get some figure drawing under your belt.
The face is...off. I think it's because you drew it in a very flat sort of way while you try to get a three-dimensional effect with the rest of her body. I'd also recommend doing literally anything with that nose, but that's a style choice really, so you do you.
I like the horns, especially the way you drew the curve on her left horn. I really get the sense that we're looking at an object rather than something flat.
>>1146009
I'm going to screencap this, for I fear that this thread might be coming down soon. It's on the last page! We must bump it up! So here's some more Homesmut.
This was incredibly good criticism, thank you my man. Or woman, or whatever. I'm tracing her down in Adobe Elements 8, and will take what you've said into account. As for the nose, yeah I suppose it's a stylized choice; while I like small noses, I don't want all my girls in the future to suffer from "Same-Face" syndrome, yknow?
>>1106268
Buuuuuump!
Buuuump!
>>1147186
Fucking dogs with cow tits.
someone make a new thread already.
>>1147283
Hey mate, still fappable.