mspabooru.com (SFW only)
recommended fic list:
pastebin.com/8XfBnwf8 (Got a recommendation to add? Post a link here.)
msparp.com/acohsg (Does anyone still use this?)
old HSG smutbox
Strip poker game by Anon:
Homestuck mods for HoneySelect:
Starting off with the cuckstuck series.
Oh, here's a nice surprise!!!
Goddammit you caught me before I deleted the post to fix my typo. Fuck it, I'll repost it with the typo.
>Reposting the nudestuck archive; now including everything from the 2-yearlong thread on /homosuck/.
>(Also posting this picture that I colored. Did I do well, sempai?)
Does pale smut counts? If so: http://archiveofourown.org/works/890644/chapters/1718254
It will never be finished but I enjoyed writing it.
>>Reposting the nudestuck archive; now including everything from the 2-yearlong thread on /homosuck/.
does somebody even have an upd8 on the nudestuck archive thing from the 8ch /homosuck/ board? it was mentioned in the last thread
Sketchy Russian dude supposedly based in Hong Kong (currently in the states) who claims to represent a group of individuals is asking people to send him pictures of their ID and sign some kind of contract; in return he/they promise not to do anything bad with your info and they'll send you a USB stick with a bunch of nudestuck on it. Also if you buy nudestuck from one of those people who have vids or gif sets for sale, they will reimburse you for it if you share.
...I think. He talks kinda funny on top of having broken english.
1. Is Alinsonnyash still active?
2. What was with all the drama at the end of the last thread?
Yup, this was the last in a long, long, LONG line of commissions from one person. They just got burnt out. They said they might draw Homestuck, in the future, but that for now they're on a long needed and well deserved hiatus.
Think about it.
Each picture must have cost about... $75. That's $675 right there.
Someone dropped $675 on porn.
And it paid his bills.
fuck that. i knew it was sketchy. i'll probably wait until it leaks onto the internet.
Pretty sure all the content he/they have is from leaks and stuff that was supposed to have been deleted from tumblr or wherever. Considering the large amount of underage nudestuck deleted from tumblr, there's a high chance that a lot of his/their archive is straight-up CP. Even if it leaks I wouldn't touch it with a pole.
I hate how strict law is around cp. I mean, what's worse? A naked 17yo or a naked 12yo? Yeah, that's my point.
16 is legal where I'm from. lol. The whole law system on sexual stuff is just plain retarded. One day you're not legal, another - "uh oh, it's my 18th birthday means I can fuck, yeaah!"
I get it's there to prevent abuse of law flaws, but the way it's being handled damages society.
I'm not even gonna start on how many people think drawn porn is illegal if the character's below legal age.
Fuck the whole "is" below legal age, people bitch, complain and gets in trouble if the character LOOKS underage.
call me a autist all you want but the way KK is out of character is just borderline criminal. I cant even make some suspension of disbelieve and think he transformed himself into some generical shit doujin protagonist REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
As a wise /hsg/ anon once said
>I can't believe how the perception of Karkat went from jaded asshole to insecure tsundure. He was better and more unique before; now he's just a fuckboy archetype.
Of course, half what I write is about him getting bullied and raped, so I'm part of the problem, really
>yfw you take off Sollux's pants
I never really considered troll porn in universe. I guess it would make sense to assume there would be pale and ashen porn.
Well except Hussie probably didnt actually ever plan for any of the sort of culture that would come from these really considering much of the trolls things are just renamed human things and the language directly translates to english.
"Setting Where Everybody Is Mysteriously Alive Except For Eridan"
"Dirtiest Huggiest Handholdingiest Feeling Jammiest Pale Smut Ever Conceived"
"If You Are Caught Reading This Change The Tab To Porn"
Hey homesmut general, what's your favorite ship?
Pic very related
2cat is nice. Meenah/Vriska was also nice while it lasted.
Scourgecest, I guess.
And by extension, whatever you'd call the Ancestor parallel. Scourgecestors?
/aco/ what are your favourite homesmut stories?
For those who don't care for tentabulges, I took a crack at editing this...
By masking over this...
But I can't figure out how to alter the color, other than doing it manually, and fuck that. If a higher-level GIMP wizard than I wants to take a crack at this then I'd greatly appreciate it.
also, Callie's arm is missing, lol.
alright broskies, help me out.
I have lost my favorite alien dick picture, if anyone has it please post.
It's pretty much that very tentacle dong as the one you can see on the right on the uploaded pic BUT it's a full body drawing of Gamzee from neck down and he basically shows it off by pulling down his pants.
I need it for shitposting reasons.
haven't found a gamzee one yet, but someone would like you to appraise this
This thread is s l o w
Afraid not. Have more punkfish instead.
u ol'fashioned fagget. Cant blame you, somehow i feel deep inside me that was all that should've been. Imagine HS actually going well with the focus only being in the beta kids instead of a bloated mess of characters and actually ending in a well, tied up manner instead of this forgetable abomination...
aradia is best female troll
you're motherfucking welcome (source: http://king-god.tumblr.com/)
>ywn use her horns as handlebars
I'm not 0kay with it.
I already got all of that. It it's davejade or johnrose, i have it.
Where the fuck did the guy who makes these go?
Also I love the "bad like selling drugs to kid bad line"
I'm still around
I just kind of spent about fifteen years worth of semen and erotic thoughts messing with honey select, I have ideas but have been busy with other things.
Also still kind of pissed that Honey Select can't pose to the extent I'd like, can't do males, and can't do pregnant chicks.
Also most people are better writers than Cohen. He's not a very good writer.
Our local modder lost interest a couple threads ago and nobody's made anything new as far as I know. I'll repost the cards I made, if anyone is interested.
Just want to point out for the people still using honey select, a pov mod on hongfire got updated so it can actually work in the studio, it still a bit busted but you can get it going well enough
I haven't been able to get the IPA to work, so no mods for me.
When's the last time that mega smutbox got updated? Also, if I wanted to help sort it, how would I?
The smutbox is ancient, it dates back to back when /HSG/ was allowed on /co/. Back when /FRZG/ was a thing and /SUG/ was but a twinkle in moot's eyes. It's only included for posterity.
Only one I have.
And I'm fresh out. I've got some more good shit for the price of only one (you) though.
Well if you ever make more please do make some sort of collection outside of /aco/. It will make accessing it easier than searching through the archives for your stuff. But other than that, thanks for the good work.
Don't forget to save these. Many of the rarer ones don't exist on their original sources anymore. :(
I know it's not exactly for this board but this deserves the followup.
porkat/tone a real one for this, i fucks with this heavily
Pro tip: sticking the word "define" in front of something in Google will tell you what that thing means.
Spades Slick X Snowman... Obviously
Left: John? (I'm doubtful on it being Jake)
Bottom: Rose? (She doesn't have her hairband nor is her hair in her typical style)
Also, they shouldn't have any belly buttons in the first place. It would probably look weird if they didn't have any though.
not to defend poj, but the commissioners are enabling him to keep drawing that weird anatomy shit cuz that's what they want. i know porn has weird/unrealistic standards for genitalia, but what he draws is fuckin crazy. sometimes it's a boner killer to see his smut the way it is. but i could see he has some potential to do something decent at best with his porn if he has free reign to draw whatever the fuck he wants to. maybe...
You know what?
Come next pay day I'm gonna commission him and just give these two requirements.
"Vriska and John fucking. You're free to draw them however you'd like."
I speak to him fairly regularly, and it seems like if he could he'd draw the characters just like they appear in the comic.
so basically he may or may not draw vanilla sex with john/vriska. i'm down regardless. i don't hate his art entirely, but it be refreshing to see some normal vanilla sex homesmut art from him (if it happens)
There is a place for art w/ completely unrealistic proportions, but I do agree that it is nice when Junk draws something to more realistic proportions. It's also interesting seeing the body-type dichotomy between his commissions/Patreon pictures, and stuff he drew on his own initiative, like this image. Makes you think.
I used to browse it regularly some 1 year ago. It was roughly 75% shitposting, 10% SU, 10% /soc/ and <5% homestuck related. I suppose it wasn't terrible, but a complete waste of time nevertheless.
the /soc/ aspect and resulting drama are what ruined it for me personally
i just want to recapture the old days when the threads were dynamic, constantly gaining and shedding members with a few regulars
not just the same 7 or 10 people stuck in a room together for years on end, that stuff gets weird really fast
Zwid's dick pic is still burned into my memory up till this day...
I had this as a commission a week ago or so and figured you'd all like it.
I would just like to say that your Assstuck series was one of the best things I ever got out of the Homestuck fandom.
I understand that you're not interested in continuing it, but I'd just like to say that I really appreciated it.
>tfw I will never fuck a troll girl
>tfw I live in the middle of bum fuck nowhere so you cant even go to cons and pick up cosplayers
>tfw I'm fucking hideous so even if I did go I couldnt get chicks anyway
I know that feeling, well except for the last part
what really sucks is even if I banged a cute cosplayer tomorrow, it wouldn't be the same as banging one in 2011 when my interest in homestuck was at it's peak
Well, I would like to see the assets and the code used for the Condy in SDT if you have a link to it somewhere. From what I've seen of the HSG Smut it's not in there and I couldn't find it otherwise.
You're in luck! I am the anon from before and the one who initially pushed for some sweet Condy codes, so I'm glad to share!
I have the dialogue too, if you want.
Alright lads, since a lot of shit happened today I could only get this done. I'm going to trace it and color it on my PC tomorrow I guess, but here it is so far.
I did say I'd give it a good analysis, but I have also had quite a day, so here's the short version:
Work on the foreshortening on her left arm and shoulder. Right now, it just looks like her shoulder's huge and misshapen.The other arm is a bit off too, now that I think about it. It's not too bad; just a matter of looking at some 3D/Real Life reference pics and getting a hang on the proportions and shading and shit.
You kind of did a weird thing with her tits, where you're doing two different perspectives at once. You should probably just leave the bump you used to represent her right tit and take out the line you used to represent her left tit. It's not the 'right' way, but it'll be fine until you get some figure drawing under your belt.
The face is...off. I think it's because you drew it in a very flat sort of way while you try to get a three-dimensional effect with the rest of her body. I'd also recommend doing literally anything with that nose, but that's a style choice really, so you do you.
I like the horns, especially the way you drew the curve on her left horn. I really get the sense that we're looking at an object rather than something flat.
I'm going to screencap this, for I fear that this thread might be coming down soon. It's on the last page! We must bump it up! So here's some more Homesmut.
This was incredibly good criticism, thank you my man. Or woman, or whatever. I'm tracing her down in Adobe Elements 8, and will take what you've said into account. As for the nose, yeah I suppose it's a stylized choice; while I like small noses, I don't want all my girls in the future to suffer from "Same-Face" syndrome, yknow?