2000 Endo Edition
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When making the op just clone it and edit it as you need. It shouldn't take too much effort.
If you're going to delete you fapfic at least give the general a warning. Make sure you back up your pastebins so It can get added to the ghostbin.
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>tfw fatframes are ded
>tfw Trinity Mishaps 3 never ever
>tfw sarg's still drawing warframe stuff
More disappointed all you get out of it is a infested kubrow(a place holder model for it anyway) and nothing else. I am hopeful it'll give some fapfic writers new ideas for stories.
There's a pod in the back of the room that looks like it fits a small human.
Also, nyellow, fapfic writer here. I don't do much writing anymore though, which is homestly a shame.
M-My stuff wasn't that good anyway, so nothing of value was lost.
Don't sell yourself short. Which ones did you write?
I'm surprised there isn't more stuff of Nezha being trappy.
>mfw devs announce in the stream that you'll soon be able to remove the cyst
>nothing to do with the constant bitching, it's just that space whore doesn't like it, so they instantly worked on it
>But wait, you won't be able to remove it unless you already got nidus !
I'm honestly not surprised, they seem to just keep fucking the new players over, I personnally don't mind, but they could at least think about people who just start, get infected, and won't be able to remove it before they're 600 hours in
This shit nourishes me.
>no [PH] at the beginning
One goddamn job.
Dammit that was so close to being my jam, but the emphasis on how disgusting it was tempered that.
Now I wanna write my own lewd space loli story, dammit.
I don't even know what I'd write honestly. Any ideas?
Guess this counts as me tentatively taking requests.
>Shit I'll do: Futa, ageplay, yuge dicks, beast, cock/nipplefucking, etc.
>Shit i won't: Anything filth, gore, really mean stuff.
Futa Ember on dat Operator then?
Sounding can be nice.
Ooh, some mild ball-busting.
Just genital bullying overall. Nothing too harsh, but painful enough.
Sounding, cock-choking, tugging/squeezing testicles, whatever you think of.
Soprana Banshee(futa or not, your choice) gets the other door on the ship open and finds futa Ember's sex dungeon inside. kinky bondage sex ensues.
My Warframe is...
Badly in need of a diet and/or a personal trainer!
My warframe > your warframe
Well, not really, no.
i need more thicc warframe cocks in my llife
>Wanted to finish that pic
>Computer crashed with no save
At least I had a gyazo screenshot of it.
huge dick veins are top tier, hope you finish that one.
>tfw fatframes are ded
It ain't over 'til the fatframe sings, brother
I could've sworn her gut was larger in this one, but maybe it was just the story about her having to heft it up to get anything done tainting my memories.
Hefting is great, though, whether it be a struggle of movement to get around, a requirement to access a fat dick trapped underneath, or just to show off one's body.
I'm sorry myself and some other anons apparently have shit taste, why don't you post an example of what type of 2d latex gimp wizard ninja that you want fap to instead of whining about content some others are enjoying?
Not him, but it wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't what every thread became. Really my only gripe with Warframe porn in general is that it seems to only cater to a few fetishes, comparatively.
i had made contact with the owner of the character and made a model of her, name is Qas (pronounced "cass")
is her ass looking good ? don't know if it's round enough
As soon as people finish drawing Nindus doing his tentacleframe thing to female frames.
He certainly looks good in that skirt.
>tfw saryn farts stopped being a thing
>tfw this is apparently rampage's work but it isn't on any of his profiles and you only found it on someone's unrelated F-list page
who /degenerate/ here
Well seeing someone already posted fart version... That alone is a reason as well just in case someone wants a non fart version since cant handle the stank of it.
If we're doing syndicate leaders then I want to see the leader of New Loka broken by Nidus and Helminth. That holier than thou hippie has a telephone pole sized stick up her ass about purity and needs to be brought low.
new frame announced: Adipia
>the grineer/female/thicc/hueg butt/tank frame everyone has been waiting for
>like Nidus, generates and expends stacks to fuel abilities
>heavily inspired by kuva guardians, high HP and armor values
>Slam: Adipia hurls her amassed weight towards an area, dealing high impact damage and stunning anything that survives.
>Feast: Adipia ravenously consumes anything available, be it enemies, resources, mods, or other warframes, gaining a larger number of stacks and HP the more vaulable her meal is.
>Heft: Adipia utilizes her mass to protect her allies and potential meals. Movement speed is reduced, while armor and HP are increased for every stack possessed. Nearby enemies will ignore other players in favor of targeting Adipia.
>Engorge: Adipia forces some of her built up thickness into all allies, regardless of distance, providing similar bonuses to Heft without movement penalties. Multiple uses of this ability compound the effects and duration.
>innate bonus: All non-headshots received act as though they were fired from a nukor, granting additional stacks. Feast will be used automatically on Kubrows, Drahks, and Hyekka.
That is stupidly hot. Tell me more. What's the order of value for Feast's targets? What frame augment mods are available?
>four frames and their pets enter a mission
>one extremely stuffed frame leaves
>time to invite more people into the clan 'cause there's three spots free again
Too bad you can't really mod Warframe
Steel Meridian has next to no girls, just the leader. She doesn't fuck.
Arbiters of Hexis are basically monks that don't into sex.
Cephalon Suda is too busy in her garage getting knawledge to fuck.
The Perrin Sequence see sex as a waste of time, as fucking takes time and energy they can put into zcoring the best deals and investments.
Red Veil believes in double mantis sex; both participants die to achieve true purity.
New Loka thinks no being is pure and forbids all forms of sexual conduct.
yknow, what you see in the relay is only a fraction of the syndicate as a whole. im sure steel meridian has some female clones in there.
i think they'd at least experiment with sex given they now have free time
"No Suda, I will not take a shit on your floor."
"But I must know why some individuals enjoy such filthy acts!"
Oh yeah. I guess you're right.
Uhh, female grineer clones don't fuck because their cloned pussy barely functions well enough to pee, let alone handle dick.
Lotus forbids her tenno syndicate operatives to fuck Warframes, and the operators are too young for em anyway.
New Loka into sex maybe, because repopulation of earth with humans
Good point, actually. Maybe the women help new/young monks manage their urges until they can keep it in their pants on their own, or something. I'm not well versed in monastic orders.
Wouldn't surprise me.
"Tenno-kun, you're ruining my pussy~! Stop...~!"
"You know I can't let go of such a nice hole, sweets."
"B-But you're going to split me in haaa~aalf!"
I though those hippies had a thing against tenno? No True Human or whatever.
stop being logical about this
>Steel Meridian's leader has her needs, will ride the willing until they're exhausted. Grineer engineering gives her a good bit of endurance
>Arbiters of Sexis are formal and orderly on the exterior but go wild when alone
>Cephalon Suda is curious about all things, including reproductive functions, and the effects of maximizing outputs of certain variables
>Perrin Sequence does anything for money
>Red Veil partake in only the most violent and disturbing of sexual acts, [spoiler]like holding hands and cuddling, sort of a reversed Hexis[/spoiler]
>New Loka requires many, many, many humans to repopulate the earth, they're not going to just materialize
As stated, dogs and cats are the first to go into her maw. These provide the smallest boost to stacks, but have no noticeable effect on movement, only appearance. Drones/Ospreys would fit in this category as well, but they're fast enough to evade the automatic feasting, though it's a different story if Adipia turns her full attention to them.
Normal Corpus crewmen, grineer meleefags, ballistas, infested crawlers and runners, and [spoiler]syndicate members/rescue targets[/spoiler] are a nice snack for Adipia, giving at least one of her ravenous stomachs something to work on. Depending on the target's level, they'll be struggling more than usual, temporarily slowing Adipia down before being added to her stacks. If multiple Feast targets are struggling, Adipia may suffer stuns or knockdown, based on just how many there are. Volatile runners will briefly distend Adipia once consumed, causing greater stack gain than other types.
Next are large corpus enemies, moderately armored grineer troops, chargers and MOAs, both regular and infested. Adipia will be having a hearty meal with every Feast, though the movement penalties are more severe.
Finally, the most powerful enemies like Ancients, Grineer heavy gunners, and Bursas are so large that Adipia enters a pseudo bleed-out state, necessitating a generous (or foolish) team mate to help her up from her Feast, or to wait until the mass has been assimilated and allocated to a point where she can regain her footing. Even after getting up, for a few seconds Adipia has reduced accuracy, still sleepy from her food coma.
As far as archwing goes, provided sufficient stacks were obtained in the previous mission (or during, if the mission features waterwings), Feast will be added to the archwing's abilities in place of transference. Given the scale of archwing's enemies, multiple uses of Engorge may be necessary to regain mobility post-mission.
>tfw 2k characters
>spoilers don't work on red boards
I really should have remembered that.
>Grand Slam: Shockwaves from Adipia's slam rumble through the level for the next X seconds, stunning and knocking down all non-flying enemies. Requires Y stacks, otherwise augment effect is ignored. Slam now knocks down enemies with the inital attack, in addition to stunning them.
>Endless Feast: Adipia's movement penalties from Feast are limited to 0.X. Negative side effects of consuming enemies are removed.
>Heft: Allies in front of Adipia gain the ability to suckle, restoring X HP and Y Energy in exchange for Z stacks being drained from Adipia.
>Enlarged Engorge: Cosmetic and numeric effects from Engorge are increased by X00%, stacking with power strength and duration modifiers.
>[spoiler]syndicate members/rescue targets[/spoiler] are a nice snack for Adipia, giving at least one of her ravenous stomachs something to work on.
>at least one of
>Finally, the most powerful enemies like Ancients, Grineer heavy gunners, and Bursas are so large that Adipia enters a pseudo bleed-out state, necessitating a generous (or foolish) team mate to help her up
FUCKING YES [nospoilershere]but when can she intentionally use her teammates for Feast without requiring the bleedout state first?
>As far as archwing goes, provided sufficient stacks were obtained in the previous mission (or during, if the mission features waterwings), Feast will be added to the archwing's abilities in place of transference. Given the scale of archwing's enemies, multiple uses of Engorge may be necessary to regain mobility post-mission.
When can I trade in old and busted and nerfed Saryn for Adipia, DE?
>use Heft and Engorge with augments to enlarge allies and increase their stats ridiculously
>add them to your own stacks with Feast to take their power for yourself anyway
But there's no Warframe thread in /trash/.
>Nukor does radiation damage
>Nukor also enlarges what it shoots
>Radiation proc allows Warframes to damage each other (see also: fucking Ash fuckers in radiation sorties)
>Adipia is both large and can damage teammates
The plot thickens.
Maybe the frame has some uses.
>Oberon has been a feeder since day 1
2nd version as well.
>when can she intentionally use her teammates for Feast without requiring the bleedout state first?
Eating team mates is a very bad thing and you definitely should not do it.
That being said, [meme]any time you want[/meme]. Lower health and shield values make the struggle easier, but subtract a stack or two. Energy values play a large part in the number of stacks gained, so it's best to have an EV Trinity keeping everyone's bars full, whether she's in on your scheme or not. Mods equipped on a frame matter too, with Flow and Primed Flow giving the best bang for buck. Warm Coat does a good job of boosting stacks too, assuming you find an MR0 console player using it.
The more effort required to get a frame (judged by which boss it drops from and how many resources it takes to make) increase stacks exponentially. Mags and Rhinos, despite their size, aren't terribly filling, more like junk food. Frames requiring Nitain give bonuses to stacks gained for the duration of the mission, being just satisfying enough to send Adipia into a voracious frenzy. Vaubans and most primes (especially the vaulted ones) are delicacies, giving all sorts of +this and +that. A Vauban Prime is viewed by Adipia as the apex of Feasting, sating her gluttony and setting all power-affecting statistics to their cap for the minute or so during digestion.
>When can I trade in old and busted and nerfed Saryn for Adipia, DE?
>implying there won't be some crazy buffs for beanqueen to put her on par with Adipia
One thing I'm curious about is what happens when two or more Adipia meet up in the same group. Would they consider working together?
>not dreaming of a better game that's actually fun
Equip primed suicide at once
>Warm Coat does a good job of boosting stacks too, assuming you find an MR0 console player using it.
I wish I could put this much thought into ridiculous fetish scenarios, you mad bastard. [spoiled]gonna save this thread for future reference goddamn[/rotten]
Which just made me think on an offtopic note, the phrase "spoiled rotten" is essentially the same word twice. Hm.
>implying there won't be some crazy buffs for beanqueen to put her on par with Adipia
She's In A Good Place Now™, man. A better place would probably be inside Adipia but I don't want to see my half-infested waiframe go down without a fight like that. Then again DE was so intent on nerfs they even changed the Miasma sound effect to be less relevant, the fuckers, still haven't gotten over that.
>One thing I'm curious about is what happens when two or more Adipia meet up in the same group. Would they consider working together?
They go to Earth for some heavy-duty mud wrestling, of course, after clearing out the rest of the squad. Wild Kubrows that wander into the makeshift arena only serve to make it more interesting/enticing.
Hey, that's not nice. I care and it's just the three of us here.
If we meme it hard enough, Becca will notice it and it'll get in-game. Reminder that fried Kubrow steaks are fucking canon now.
Grinding too hard puts interesting thoughts in my head, and I haven't written anything in a while. Warframe seems to hit a perfect balance of having just enough context to work with without being constrained to things like plot or logic, and having a nice butt in view for 99% of gameplay helps. Tatertots were a deathblow to a lot of scenarios, so I think the warframes will go the way of Stalker and eject the little fucker out of the airlock in the interests of having fun. Or have Adipia eat him/her, I don't know.
>She's In A Good Place Now™
It'll never stop hurting, I couldn't even run a pretty high level exterminate relying on her power alone. Infinite energy from the Molt augment and Rage is nice, but it's not nice if it means mashing 4 multiple times for the same group to accomplish anything.
>not going on an interstellar (con)quest to see how many bosses the two of them can consume
>their neuroptics when they're up against Lephantis or the Jordas Golem
>Grinding too hard puts interesting thoughts in my head,
Man, I haven't even played in like a year or more since I think a bit before the Void went kablooey and my hundreds of nice, shiny R5 fusion cores were turned into a boring-ass resource system. I'm just here for the porn.
Tatertots as literal tater tots was one of the very first thoughts I had upon seeing them and raises fun questions regarding what happens in that scenario- do the consciousnesses merge? Is the 'tot just churned up like anything else? Does the frame get its own full self-awareness like we all thought they had for FUCKING YEARS and become free to do whatever they like to the other, dormant frames that are presumably lying in the Liset somewhere?
The funniest part about the Saryn nerf was that now instead of using her to easily clear out trash missions and rush to the exit, I just played Ember and only had to press 4 once instead of pressing it repeatedly. Quality balance. Ember is for lewd dickings, though, not eatings.
>stopping at bosses
>not clearing out relays in the name of stable framerates and fashion disasters
>not finding the simplest way to decrease a clan's research costs from Moon to Ghost
>not discovering how to bypass Sentients' weapon damage walls by not using weapons in the first place
>thread for weird fetishy latex Giger flesh-golem mind-slave soldiers from a surreal and strange super far future sci-fi setting is apparently frequented by whiny babies that have no tolerance for "weird" fetishes
>also zero understanding that the "normal" porn art they want is the majority of what already exists out there, and ANY new porn art of this skinnerbox grindfest isn't terribly common anyway
>no attempts to even try to "fix" it except throwing tantrums
Really fires my neurons.
I can put to rest any faint doubts you may have about the game improving since then, if they existed in the first place. There's still some """gameplay"""" left to """experience""" before I can call it quits, though.
>do the consciousnesses merge? Does the frame get its own full self-awareness like we all thought they had for FUCKING YEARS
Something of a combination of these is perfect, holy shit.
The tatertot, made aware of its taterness and totness, would be dissatisfied with their pitiful 100 HP body and poor fashion sense, opting for going back to how it was before. Stuff happens, the tatertot gets gobbled up, the frame gets double mod capacity and goes on to do [fetish thing]. There might be a problem with switching between frames, but that's about all I can think of.
You probably got all that figured out before, though.
Why can't Ember be for eatings? Maybe lewd eatings, or dicking eatings! Maybe even lewd dicking and lewd eating, all at once!
>not clearing out relays in the name of stable framerates and fashion disasters
>not reducing the game's player base to 2
>There might be a problem with switching between frames, but that's about all I can think of.
But why would you need more than one? Anything that a frame with that many mod slots and fetish fiction-granted special snowflake powers can't handle that also can't be handily disposed of by a shotgun or grenade launcher is either broken, has shitty invulnerability phases, or someone is godmodding their side of the RP and being a weenie.
>Why can't Ember be for eatings? Maybe lewd eatings, or dicking eatings! Maybe even lewd dicking and lewd eating, all at once!
She's a chicken, man. A chicken!
Not that I haven't pondered dicking eatings of various sorts but the thoughts come and go. Only reason I'll accept Ember being for eatings is because Cage of Mirrors made an Ember sketch that I really, really like.
>implying the playerbase will ever fully decline and that their gullets will ever be sated
For every BR35.7 or whatever whose maxed primed mods go on to become tits and ass enhancement there's a bow-wielding Mag who just left the tutorial and isn't going to make it much further once they land in the wrong public squad.
Really makes your motor burn, don't it?
I dunno, I like the variety of headcanoned personalities the frames would have, being confined to just one means there might be some missed opportunities, y'know? Interactions between Ember and Frost alone get steamy enough, there's tons of potential to be had!
I guess there could be multiple taters, or tenno that are allergic to questing and still figure they're flesh-robot-spirit-ninjas, bless their souls.
Now then, Chicken can not only give/take quite a dicken, but she's also finger licken good!
I'm sorry, I should go
>bow-wielding Mag persists, reads the wiki, and gets down to grinding
>now there's 3+ Adipias running around solar system
>I'm sorry, I should go
buy the 8-piece chicken and four sides meal for the low, low price of $19.99 at your local Europa Fried Chicken?
i should go too it's too late for this type of wordplay
>implying anyone ever reads the fucking wiki
>so this is how it feels to be an anti-futa fag...
I appreciate your skill with how hard that shit is to do, even editing a texture is hard for me, much less posing and making movies with them.
Does anyone have a link to the weirder stuff (Fart, hyper, diapers, etc.) that sometimes gets posted around these threads? I figure that'd be better than asking it to be posted directly, since there's always those few people that get their panties in a bunch.
>Person politely asks for the gross shit so it doesn't have to get posted
>People get mad anyways
Why get upset at porn, just fap.
Saryn Chlora helm alert is up
Get your favorite fatframe looking the way she should (assuming you haven't already!)
Prime default hat is cute.
I was in Larunda one time, and I was feeling chatty, so I got into the conversation, and eventually someone said that their headcanon had Warframes bonking their helms together to show affection, since they can't talk.
I don't remember the rest of the convo, but that bit stuck with me, and I think it's cute.
We bonked before I left.
that's something I never expected to see.
why ddo people get madd just becuase its not thier fetish. and want to kill it as fast as possiable. yeah, its a dick. yeah its a dick on a women. yeah its a plump chick. though i bet they want a buff dude ramming a fit girl. becuase if its a fat dude, its a turn off.
i do not identify as a furry, but yes, i like some furry porn shit, but that's irrelevant...
they get mad because, lets be honest, futa is pretty overrated. when a fetish is so common that it might as well not be considered a fetish, its basically vanilla. and the community is torn by that fact alone. something a good number of people dont like, and its annoying to them cuz of how common it is...
we know who you are, Sarah Connor...