SHMORKY patreon dump

what the fuck is this shit

keep this art style to joke comics

Ugh this guy's should never draw nsfw

>>1048017
>>1048028


this is some serial killer shit like ed gein

Y'all are dickheads his art is great

>>1048113
Shmorky's art is stagnant shit, and the only reasons his comic shit did well because of his SO UNIQUE art style and ugly animations.

He's a right cunt, too.

>>1048122
Cunt doesn't do him justice. He's a diaper fetish tranny who constantly talks in a literal cartoon voice.

Here's a recording of him and his equally crazy gf melting down at each other.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8DdEqS9veg

The rabbit hole goes even deeper than that.

>>1048017
Isn't this guy autistic

>>1048129
I always thought that Shmorky's dumb voice was just a joke for Lowtax's youtube channel. No wonder they don't do videos together any more.

Painfully, painfully unarousing.

>>1048219
I agree. Who jacks off to this shit? Any other kind of degeneracy doesn't phase me... amputees, vore, scat, whatever... but something about these pictures is deeply repulsive.

>>1048129
>he has a kink, i dont like him
>he is trans, i dont like him
>his voice is weird, i dont like him

kay

>>1048230

>Schmorky

>>1048266
That's not his voice. Anyone who believes that's his actual voice would probably believe it if someone told them the word gullible isn't in the dictionary.

Why would anyone post this garbage.

Shmorky was raped, don't be mean

>>1048283

He paid rent by sucking dick, that's not rape, that's being a whore.

kek.

>>1048164
hes a babyfur so yes

>>1048028
Really makes you think.

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>>1048022
lol what a garbage artist

>>1048129
this voice is so fucking funny holy shit

>>1048028
MAKE IT STOP

>>1048275
Thats his voice. Deal with it

>>1048266
When did tumblr start leaking onto this fucking board, get the fuck out of here.

>>1048713
fuck off shmorky

>>1048713

I bet if I started cannibalizing him alive he'd start grunting and squealing with his real voice.

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>>1048028
Non mentally retarded version.

I didn't ask for this

>>1048129
What in the literal fuck are they even talking about.

>>1049339

She has hardcore schizophrenia. Like, really bad. "There are Jews living in my teeth and they tell me to rape Ringo Starr with a cactus" bad.

He decided that they couldn't afford to keep buying her medication and convinced her to stop taking her pills.

The recording is what happens when someone with schizophrenia doesn't take their fucking medication and then some loopy piece of shit that literally thinks he is a cartoon character goads them on.

Well, good to know Schmorky is one of those disgusting FtM peeps. Never watching HER shit on YouTube again, faggot freak.

>>1048713
>that's his voice
Could be yours too, if you pretended to sound like Micky Mouse.

Does anybody know any good Patreons where you can see the PAST content the creator uploaded (none of this gone in 2 weeks/PMed to active patrons only shit)? I wanna test something.

This dude's sjw attitude is cringeworthy but hisweird little fraggle people make my cock stiff.

I just thought Shmorky was some dude who made cool little animations.
I had no idea all this was going on.
What artists DON'T have something fucked up about them?

>>1050680
None.

>>1050680
The ones that don't post anything but their art.
Others are seemingly addicted to drama.

>>1050680
you don't know about schmorky? you're in for a treat anoin

inb4 his SomethingAwful/Fleshlight/Furry stuff

>>1049240
whats with that filename there boyo

i dnt get it

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>>1048017

Honestly if the artist could draw proper legs and arms and hands and crotches he could get away with the style, but the balloon noodle limbs and those vags., sheesh, especially those vags. where it looks more like someone cut a slit into a watermelon that vaguelly looks like a vagina.

>>1048718
/acomblr/

I stumbled over Gaming Garbage like a year ago and thought it was really funny. But man, this guy has some real problems.

>>1048713
I've even seen Lowtax comment on how wierd he thinks it is that Shmorky just started talking in a completey different voice all of a sudden.

It's like somebody just decides to start talking with a foreign accent one day., you wouldn't say "oh, that's just their accent".

this is too weird for me. i am going to go fap to the fart general instead.

>>1048283
>>1048337
Oh yeah anyone got the comic where he was "raped". That was about the only hot thing he's drawn.

>>1048129
>>1048193

He's pretty much your stereotypical "nu-male" too;
>beard
>glasses
>white
>chubby
>acts like an insufferable "goofball" in a vain attempt to be funny
>became trans because he couldn't get laid despite ass-kissing feminists

>>1052111
Gross

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>>1048028

God he goofed that up bad. Thank god I fixed it for him.

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>>1048017
hes come a long way. I mean he hit rock bottom in 2000 and just look at him now, chartering new depths of depravity and degenerate behavior.

>>1050680
Even they guys at disney draw fucked up porn of their characters

>>1050680
Art is pain.

>>1052528
Somehow these softcore drawings of naked people are more disturbing than his babyfur art.
I think it's the blank facial expressions and the featureless genitals. Makes it look like the work of a serial killer.

Does he draw any kind of coitus or penetration?

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>>1048129
kek

His art style makes me think of Smurfs, Snorks, and Dr. Seuss every time I see it and it makes me really uncomfortable for some reason. This is the first time in a long time I've felt repulsed by some on 4chan so kudos OP.

>>1051750
WELCOME TO TIM HEIDECKERS ON CINEMA AT THE CINEMA

What the fuck is this crap? Do you guys actually like any of this shit? Try as I might, I cannot keep a boner up to these butt ugly drawings.

>>1050680
Tracy Butler? Is she sane?

>>1050680
The sleepycast, sexuallobster

Most of the of newgrounds guys basically

Is this as close to sesame street rule 34 we're gonna get?

>>1048266
you should hear the shit shmorky has done to lowtax's family. not to mention the brainwashing he did to his girlfriend, now wife.

if you dismiss the whole defamation thing, you're retarded.

>>1050670
What the fuck is going on here. Are long necks a new fetish

>>1055266
True, also check em

>>1048017
Dude why are you a patron?

>>1055882
The last I heard of him was his girlfriend going crazy and the ridiculous episode with the police. From the stories, Lowtax tried to help, to at least some extent.
What did he do to Lowtax's family?

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Please stop

>>1059148
Quit shitting yourself and hide the thread you retarded pathetic nigger

>>1059150
Rude

Holy fuck, this is truly awful.

Yet another reason to hate this cunt

>>1048028
Really fires up the old neurons

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I will pay you to stop posting

God help me, I actually like this art.

>>1049378
Best part is that Shmorky and their fans came out of the situation thinking that they'd done absolutely nothing wrong and that Shmorky was strong for leaving a bad relationship (that they totally had nothing to do with in fucking up the poor lass). Like fuck, Lowtax gave up entirely on Shmorky after the affair and felt more sorry for the girl even after she had been harassing him and his family.

>>1059932
it really is something awful indeed.

but yeah shmorky is legitimately mentally ill.

this dude draws pussies better than most people on this board do and that is the freakiest part

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>mfw I do stuff on SA and have both Lowtax and Shmorky on my steamfriends and never heard of any drama. lol

>>1048040
Shmorky's Fraggle porn usually does nothing for me, but not gonna lie, this demon lady is a qt.

>>1048718
>thinking there's any difference between 4chan, tumblr, or even reddit at this point aside from how the sites are formatted

Shmorky's style really isn't suited for porn. I wouldn't even pay a penny for this garbage.

>>1048266
> you can't make generally accurate assumptions about someone based on their fetishes
> trannies aren't known for being neurotic, caustic, and self destructive
> furthermore, all of them are born like that and it's not usually caused by something else that's fucked about them
> making a cartoon voice all the time isn't grouds for concern

I get that this attitude makes you feel like a nice person but you seriously aren't helping anyone.

>>1054666
>not even satan can get off to this shit
there is no hope for the cock of a mere mortal

>>1064872
Yeah, it's visually interesting and well suited for animation and mini comics, but nothing else.

>>1066266
Finally something human

>>1052571
source?

>>1068088
just hideous

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You know, at first I actually thought this was going to be funny.

>>1068088
looks like a wikihow illustration

>>1057184
>>1060356
Seriously though, I am curious. What was the deal with Lowtax's family? Was it just that the crazy girlfriend started harassing them which he would be indirectly responsible for, or did Shmorky do something himself?

>>1048017
What kind of person would want this?

>>1048129
She at least admits she's a complete fucking mess though.

He definitely has her beat though.

You guys sure all about letting artists be bad at art and shitty online until it conflicts with your edgy internet personas.

>>1048718
Everyone jerks off, bro

Why,,, why would anyone want any of this
This is one of the most repulsive art styles I've seen in a long time

>>1070143
Shmorky started flipping out and broke stuff at Lowtax's. The best one was he was there and picked up a rastafarian ashtray, screamed "Cultural appropriation is bullshit!" and smashed it on the ground.

He may also have been making short eyes at lowtax daughter.

>>1068214
what is this girl and why is she usually throwing up in pics

There's no way he doesn't have bodies in the basement

>>1070853
Too many pills

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>>1048129
>>1048164
>>1048266
>>1048337
>>1050680
>>1051611
>>1052175

>>1070932
oh okay that makes sense

>>1071053
wow what a faggot

Way to kill the thread with feels.

>>1071053
I would not be at all surprised if Shmorky actually went along with paying the rent with his ass quite happily at the time and is just doing this for sympathy now. And he really has no-one to blame but himself for the fact people don't believe him.

>>1048129
This really isn't funny at all, just upsetting.

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>>1048129
This is just a parody, right?

>>1071053
So wait... he or she... or what? This is a dude who moved in with another dude, and than let that dude have sex with him for rent? Or was the he a she or what?

Sorry to be insensitive, but I would have thought it was a women based on the comic here, but it is apparently Shmorky?

>>1048129
I knew his ex-fiance, went to high school with her, she, we went out, and then she went out with my brother, then my friend.
shes a bicycle and a half.
nice tits though.

>>1071683
>So wait... he or she... or what?
He. Also she. And a cartoon.

>This is a dude who moved in with another dude,
Yes.

>and than let that dude have sex with him for rent?
Yes.

>Or was the he a she or what?
Pretty sure "he" at the time, and "cartoon she" now. And that's... retroactive, I guess? Suddenly deciding you're transexual at some point in the future means he was a lady back then, too, and that makes it rape.

>but it is apparently Shmorky?
Yes.

>>1070853
>>1070932
She's sad because there will never a be a finished version of her game with an ending where she doesn't kill herself.

>>1071493
its real and shmorky posted it on his tumblr to get sympathy
he thought that recording made him look like a good person...

>>1048070
Yeah.
I appreciate the attempt at gross porn, but it needs more puke, scat and guro for it to be fappable.

>>1048129
I still think it's an act.
It just feels so much like improv comedy.

gotta say was gonna jerk it then clicked here. Gore never killed my boner but this shit sure did

>>1071832
People have accused him of such before. IIRC other people who've know him have claimed that his self-image is so crazy and twisted around that he is just compulsively play acting all the time. Like he thinks somehow that he must be doing this insane cartoon character thing and can't stop.

>>1070853
Even new fags should know what Yume Nikki is.

>>1071832
Again, same guy who posted above, I personally knew his fiance and she IS that insane, she IS that nuts, and she is unstable as fuck.

>>1073334
This being said, should I take the way she described her relationship with him here: http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=7585.0 with a ton of salt? I was previously in Shmorky's corner because all I had seen was Lowtax basically gutting what seemed to be his best friend over a dispute about their voice and their gender issues on a public forum, then I read this whole thread and wow. Like the kink stuff is one thing but almost getting them both into a serious accident and shit like that? From what I read it sounded like they took total advantage of their ex-fiance.

>>1048028
This physically makes me repulsed.

>>1073442
I didn't believe most of that stuff at first since his ex is a literal paranoid schizophrenic, but other people have since come out and confirmed Shmorky's history of gender nonsense and pants pissing. His kiwi farms thread is a good read

>>1071722
So was it real rape or a retroactive "change of heart" to determine that after a fallout with someone, it was actually rape all along?

>>1073334
How do we know you're not Shmorky?

>>1069485
This sounds like my new fetish. Just offputting enough to get my wiener working.

>>1075193
I knew Dave back in the day and it was the dumbest fucking thing I ever heard. I talked to one of his other EX's back in 2000 and she was telling me how he told her about blowing his roommate (why would you ever tell a woman this?) and how he was trying to get her on board with being his mommy for infant play.

>>1073442

Dave is legit insane on the old artist image board he would sockpuppet that he was his own enemies and then rag on his art. Afterwards he would fake getting all depressed about being bullied and get his sycophantic fans to comfort him and tell him he was goodie.

Then someone noticed all the people on the board that gave Dave shit all the time had the same IP as Dave and he had this big coming out that he just did it for the attention.

>>1071053
Ahahahaha geeeeeeez I talked to this guy on IRC once he is like an otter furry or something and was just GUSHING about how he gave Dave Bunny a safe space to crash at and how he needed to be there to hide from all these people who were out to get him.

Now that dude is being called a straight up rapist. Just wow.

>>1061715
this desu post-ironically

Redeeming this thread
>>1000000

>>1071053

What? Internet tough guy?

I remember way back then. he would make a dozen little sites with different kinds of art and every week or so he would have a breakdown about how he was unappreciated, or how he was just so down right now or how his art was crap and he deserved to rot in hell for even daring to put pen to paper.

He was this histrionic emotional yo-yo, a caricature of the emotional and needy artiste.

And of course he would fluctuate wildly between porn, hating porn, hating himself, hating others because of him hating himself and so on.

But i dont believe there was anyone anywhere that thought of him as a tough guy.

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>Not knowing Shmorky is insane
>Not seeing all the warning signs
>Fapping to bootleg fraggle porn instead of starting a REAL muppet porn thread
>

>>1075996
>>internet tough guy

He could be talking about his old role in Something Awful, back in the day when SA wasn't afraid of getting sued and still had edge to them. He was involved in mocking the hell out of people back then.

Or way, way back when, when he used to draw disgusting comics for Stile Project.

>>1077415
>>1067327
>stupid dick/cock
Is this what his schizo gf says during sex?

>>1077415
this legit owns, though

>>1077417
From those pics and >>1059911 it seems like he's into SPH

>>1077417
Probably, what a stupid cunt

>>1075996

#oeaki and oekaki-hell?

Davekaki? Weakcum oekaki board?

do you member?

>>1077675

>>1079089
I don't get it---how are these 2 threads connected?

>>1071053
This is such a polished, "fixed up" version of him. Photos of him in diapers show the exact opposite of what he's saying. Uncomfortable commissions? Is he saying he was UNCOMFORTABLE drawing diaper furry porn? Then why draw himself doing it so much?

Now, I don't wanna be victim-blaming, but maybe moving in with a rapist you met on IRC is a bad idea.

>>1071386
If you didn't imagine it as Mickey Mouse, sure.

Too cute

>>1080066
Check those double dubs for truth.

>>1048028
how progressive

Any more?

Ya ever think maybe we're the real autists for giving half a damn about what this fucker does?

>>1084979
nope

Honestly I like the devils the best. They kinda work for the style.

>>1084580
Seriously... I gotta wonder, does he live in California or Portland or Seattle? This just seems like such a West Coast kinda of... umm.... "thing"

>>1085534
He lived near Kansas City, then Spokane and then moved back in with parents that live in Virginia.

when you're in hell this is the only porn you're allowed to look at

>>1085777
that sounds about right

This is all a joke, right? It's not intended as pornography, but as comedy, right?

diaper wearing furry tranny, where did life go so wrong

>>1052111
>>1062380
>>1057031
>>1050670
>>1048033
>>1071053
This isn't funny, this makes me want to fucking kill myself.

>>1087321
it's a challenge

>>1070782
short eyes?

>>1087439
try to masturbate to them.

>>1071053
Oh, I think some details have been left out, including the goading someone to suicide part.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Dave_Kelly

>>1076021
>bootleg fraggle porn
you are the hero /aco/ deserves

>>1088240
>short eyes?
Let's just say that Shmorky lived briefly with Lowtax and his family and after he babysat LT's daughter is now fursona non grata.

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>>1071053

>raped
>could have left anytime

https://yuki.la/co/54361504#p54362843
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3048997

and of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAebxR4tqqw

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>>1048129
This should make me feel sick and sorry for them but that Star Wars music in the background is too funny.

>>1059150
normally i would agree with you that if you dont want to look at this you arent forced to

but holy fucking shit, this "art" is a crime against nature and must be stopped

this is bad, even for 4chan
id be upset if /b/ did this

>>1060334
kill yourself before it gets worse

>>1088789

>that video

god damn, old-school e-drama was so fucking good

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>be shmorky's friend on facebook
>he's mostly posting about how he wishes he never existed and how he wants to kill himself

I want to tell him to kill himself or either to get help but he'll just delete my comment or block me because he wants only nice things that he agrees with told to him while he posts about his fucked up life on Facebook.

>>1091525
I think it's because people were just not afraid of consequences back then. Although granted, said consquences used to be far less severe. Maybe it happened and we just never heard of it, but back in the day someone getting owned so hard that they died was just a joke, nobody actually killed themselves after being made fun of on the internet hard enough.
You also generally didn't have people playing internet detective to try and find your real identity and ruin your life for real. Assuming that you were not stupid enough to stick your real name on things, like the "Dave Bunny" thing, you had reasonable certainty that you could stay anonymous.
And if someone threatened to sue that was just completely stupid, except now it's an actual possibility.
A lot of people seem to blame Something Awful's decline on their going sjw, but to be fair they were always pretty left wing. I think that they've lost their edge because Lowtax and his cronies have real lives and jobs now, and are deathly afraid of losing them in a lawsuit. It used to be that if someone threatened to sue them then it was fodder for trolling and another Leonard J Crabs article. Now the last I heard they were threatening to ban people for saying kys on the forum.

>>1091827
The internet is taken too seriously nowadays, even here.

I hate it. We could have built a wonderful utopia with the right-to-vanish and instead we decided to take our physical identities and make them international.

>>1050670
Copy that

>>1091827
Eh, you just have to find the right communities nowadays. There's one that pretty much operates from the old Something Awful days where they'll ban someone for doing something extremely stupid and then sticky the post around the forums. That and some of the mods have a nazi fetish so its exactly like Something Awful.

>>1093362

I... I kind of like it when it's animated...

hold me, aco. I'm scared.

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Daisy Kay is Shmorky.

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>>1093827

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>>1093828

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>>1093829

>>1093522
HOLY CRAPE ME TOO

IM GOING FUCKIN CRAZY HURT ME SNAKE,HURT ME MORE

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>>1093827
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>>1093829
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>>1093828
>it smells like baked goods
somehow this is the most disturbing part, does this degenerate have a bread fetish too

>>1093832
where did you find these?

>>1094464
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shmorky-david-kelly-daisy-kay.23467/

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>>1093946
... you're that ninja

>>1093362
>>1093946
It's just because the animation itself is supprisingly fluid, no stutters or choppyness.
Like, the actual art is still gross fraggle porn, but the movement is of a surprisingly high quality. For fraggle porn

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>>1052111
>>1052109
>>1050670
>>1049240
>>1048028
>>1059134
>>1059136
>>1093362
delete this

>>1048017
Oh OP, you shouldn't have.

>>1076021
I lost my shit at bootleg fragile porn. Haven't laughed that hard in ages

>>1048713
Is... are you shmorky?

>>1085568
so he's a hicklib

The artstyle and subject matter could almost do it for me but damn if it doesn't just make me want to burn my monitor.

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Oops.

this is babytown frolics compared to shit like shitting dicknipples

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gd58RJ2DxV

>>1098052
kek!

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>>1048028
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>1097745
*I put your dick in my mouth and do a very good job in that aspect of the scenario*

>>1098178
Lowtax knew Shmorky for over 10 years and for him to say he didn't know what kind of person Shmorky was is a load of bullshit..

>>1071386
The poor girl has literal schizophrenia man

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>>1057031

>>1071386
This is worse than asylum

>>1048017
Shmorky draws bad porn now? Shit.

>>1099279
>>Now
Boy he's been drawing porn and feeling bad about it since before we were born http://smut.keenspace.com/d/20010310.html

>>1052111
>No that's perfectly fine. I don't need to see your ass so please get this out of my face. Please. I... I just want to go home now.

>>1098190
Knowing Shmorky beats it to stupid shit was one thing and the worst kept secret in SA. Them knowingly cybering with minors is a whole 'nother ballgame.

>>1092439
Sounds fun, link?

>>1091798
I'm FB friends with them as well, and I agree it's either posts about how they wish they weren't around or 80's video game nostalgia.

>>1048129
Holy shit was not expecting that KEK

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I expected this thread to be a train-wreck but you madmen went above and beyond.

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>>1100032
You should take a look at the Kiwi Farms thread >>1094566

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will sux dick for rent

>>1048017
why would you do this

At least he's not Wagner

>>1062380
Good thing it has that dildo

>>1071053
>That art
No wonder it didn't make it in the real world.
>That message
Fucking retarded. Should've ended with a noose.
>Not getting some low level job and do everything else cartoonrelated on the side
I could go on with this bullshit for at least 3 more meme arrows.

Let us never speak of this again.

i still enjoy gaming garbage ;-;

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>>1>>1071053
>tfw you will never be the first guy shmorky moved in with saving him from being such a fucking degenerate
>tfw could of have a qt cuddle bf who drew comics all day

>>1101837
But you'd have to put up with his shitty diapers and lectures on gender

So what's the answer to the jewish question?

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>>1048129
>Tell me what do you want
>Is it the Jews baby?

I thought I was this art style somewhere else:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAjM1pRIFP4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNhycX0XCJ0

>>1093362

oh

it

got worse

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Shmorkygeddon keeps unfolding.

http://imgur.com/a/kW8uV

>>1106974
Holy crap.... what is true and what is not?

>>1106974
>That profile pic

>>1048017

This art is fucking disgusting. What's weird is that in some of the pictures presented I think you can see something resembling skill but this guys porn is tasteless garbage that makes me throw up in my own mouth.

>>1107173
stay mad

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>>1107081
Pretty much everything is substantiated, but some people on tumblr are extremely mad that people are outing a fellow genderspecial as a manipulative, abusive pedo and are pretending that it's all made up because the people calling Shmorky out aren't respecting xir pronouns. But if you search for shmorky on tumblr and twitter, most people aren't buying these excuses anymore.

Mister Metokur is probably going to make a video on this.

>>1107173
shmorky's art is 20% skill, 80% rote memorisation of the art style that they figured out over a decade ago and never ever changed

so the little comics and animations look pretty nice, but whenever they overstep the boundary of not drawing the same cartoon figure it all goes tits up

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>>1107254
Actually, Shmorky was allegedly active under the alias SandyPants and the art looks very different, though there are certain details that give it away and the subject matter is often identical to Shmorky's leaked Klurf porn (the diaper stuff, not the Patreon drawings).

>>1107240

ronaldmcdonaldsayswhatthefuckdidijustread.jpeg

>>1107297
That, and the people who say they were in contact with Dave back when he originally created Sandy as a dragon, and as Sandy created art almost identical to some art in Purple Pussy

>>1107254
agreed. look at his attempts at realism
>>1068088
>>1066266
garbage

>>1071053
>Asks someone if there's anything he could do for them
>"Well, you could suck my dick"
>Does it
>???
>I was raped

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>>1048017
>SHMORKY patreon
Getting 500 a month. Umbelivable.

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>>1107637
It's money well spent if you want early access to his suicide baiting.

>>1107710
I wonder if he'll really kill himself

http://plebcomics.tumblr.com/post/155451040088/cellularactivity-plebcomics

Pleb's comment.

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>>1107710
He also posted bye forever on his Facebook.

>>1068088
>>1066266
Still better than anything else posted so far, what a shame

>>1107749
This is just him trying to play the victim and make his ex-partners who have spoken out against him in the last few days feel bad. He has a history of fake suicide attempts as well as being emotionally abusive, like when he withheld his girlfriend's medicine and recorded her resulting mental breakdown, featured earlier in the thread. It's typical behaviour for him.

>>1107297
what ever happened to sandypants

i loved her art

>>1107938
Lowtax dunks on Shmorky all the time these days, it's actually a little spiteful.

Apparently their big falling out was due to Shmorky refusing to talk in a normal voice, on top of Lowtax feeling a little uncomfortable having his kid hear him.

>>1108297
Don't know but apparently sandypants was really Shmorky and he was having girls do voices for him.

Colorfinger is posting on Kiwi Farms and he posted Shmorky's real voice. This is how he used to sound years ago before he talked with the high pitched voice.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wBGYZmjo3U

>>1048017
His animation is actually really good, the problem is that there doesn't seem to be a difference at all between them and his regular artwork. It looks absolutely awful when it's no in motion, just very flat and doesn't have a good sense of movement.

>>1108619
i wish he'd go back and do more sandypants stuff

i like sandypants better than smorky

this is getting out of hand

SHMORKY MAKES LEWD?

>>1108860
........ yes

http://shmorky.com/yoshi/y005.html

Masterpiece

Someone should decensor it (which in this case means drawing the blacked out part from scratch, but still)

>>1107749
He's said it five times since this started.

He's just going to keep saying it until people forget.

But even fucking Lowtax a man who he let babysit his kid knowing how fucked he wsa called him out this time so he's not getting away from this.

I like that he got away scott free with driving a man to suicide but his need for gay baby diaper erp is what finally downed the beast.

>>1109601
>I like that he got away scott free with driving a man to suicide but his need for gay baby diaper erp is what finally downed the beast.
When did this happen? Was he involved in the FYAD/annefrankfanfic thing?

>>1109635

He drove a man to suicide?

When?

>>1109635
>>1109914
See >>1088789

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>>1107297
reread his more experimental style stuff from his Purple Pussy days. Sandypants is definitely him

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>>1107199
>implying the art is fappable

>>1054759
She's a cat hoarder.

>>1110159
not gonna lie, purple pussy was my shit back in the day

>>1070568
>she

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>this entire thread

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>>1093827
>>1093828
>>1093829
>>1093832

>have fapped to fucked up/poorly drawn shit in the past
>too much shit going on in these pics for me to find them erotic
There are too many disgusting details that don't fit the art and the characters aren't asthetically pleasing to look at with their saggy tits and ugly figures.
I mean this is really bad, and I feel there's potential as I think
>>1093362
>>1089828
>>1054605
Are okay, but are nothing more than a desperation fap if i was super horny and had no reference material to help me get off, but really most of this shit is vomit enducing.

>>1109359
>smorky made the Douchebag Yoshida comics I was fond of in collage

Fuck me, man...

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>>1110179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQScrsppgus
>Shmorky Kills Himself For the Fourth Time
>Shmorky is a fucked up piece of shit into pedo incest diaperfur poop and pee crap, so naturally Lauren and I will play games in his honor. Oops I mean it's honor. Don't want to fuck up the ALL IMPORTANT GENDER PRONOUN here for a child fucker!

>>1097745
>pedophile
>16 year old
i mean shmorky is nutso but are people really freaking out over a 16 year old? i thought it was like a 12 year old or something

>>1106974
WHERES THE SUICIDE NOTE?! we need it

>>1060388
You're a dumbass then.

>>1084979
No? It's not like we researched this shit, it's readily available and hilarious.

>>1084979
t. shmorky

this shit is fucking hilarious, how much a fucking faggot do you have to be to think that this shit is ok, much less draw it?

>>1097060
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

>>1071053
Surprised nobody posted his ex-gf's rant about this comic given she btfo the man.

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>>1111929
>that description
straight for the jugular

I think he is just leaving the internet and the artworld.
He will vanish but sometimes blurry photographs will be posted and people will claim to have caught a glimpse of xir in the woods.

>>1050670
NECK

>>1054759
She's a weeb, the worst sin of all.

>>1048424
Lol, you should do better than him tho

>>1111934
This is the internet, everyone's a hypocrite on the internet.

>>1112411
Are you talking about Shmorky? Because if you're calling people "hypocrite" based solely on their objecting to a 30-something man ERPing with a 16-year-old then el-oh-fucking-el

>>1111934
theres also the part where he pretends to be a baby who shits and pisses himself
i know diaperfags like to argue that their fetish has nothing to do with pedo shit but lol come on

still missing the spider lady comic. anything else?

>>1111934
If you are on kiwi farms thinking that a 16 year old has the responsibility as a baby, then yes

Going to kiwis farm is a fucking nightmare. They think doxxing is the savior of life to help "damaged" people. Fuck off

>>1113683
>>1113689
lol did someone leak your diaper chatlogs

>>1113752
Hi null, how's life?
>inb4 kek you're a pedophile get out

>>1113689
>>1113799
How's the mental ward David?

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>>1113806
>>1113689
>>1113752
>>1113799
>>1113806
>still replying to autistic faggots
Dude go back to kiwi farm or to a different thread.
This thread is supposed to go to ten.

>>1113806
How's the hospital, David?

>>1113834
Are you still fucking an 17 year old, David?

>>1113836
Woah David don't shit yourself

>>1113838
Go back to Afghanistan David.

>>1113840
lol calm down shmorky your diaper is rash

>>1113683
*of a
Forgot to write that

>>1113444
I need my shitty spider porn

>>1092410

Underrated kek

>>1111331
Does she have 1 for every character?

>>1114564
No, but I'm pretty sure many of the characters are based on cats that she has or had in the past. Real life Rocky and Calvin are dead by now, but I'm pretty sure Ivy's still around, and she said that Mordecai's little sister Rose in that one side comic was based on a kitten named Maya she was caring for at the time. I think she may still have Maya. As for any other cats she has or had or what relation they may play to her characters, I'm not sure. I'm even willing to bet that she doesn't have an unreasonable amount of cats, but she is still known as the crazy cat lady type.

>>1100033
too bad kiwi farms is such an autistic place

those people really need to learn to play video games or something