The Official Jab Thread: Under the Covers edition
Yeah, but it's been a few days since the last Jab thread went under. There needs to be a constant Jab general if only to have Jab keep on pearl clutching about art pirates.
>Not contributing with fresh pages.
Let's fix that, shall we?
A page without fucking let alone nudity???
Jab, you madman!!!
And here's something nobody cares about because it ain't about mom fucking.
And here's a bigger version of OP's cover art for all you collectors out there.
Been following Jab for years but he's losing me quick.
Farm Lessons seems like it's wrapped with this past issue. Ay Papi went full retard with Julia losing her virginity to shy neighbor kid instead of Richard or the gym teacher, along with all the dumb supernatural undertones Jab is working into that story.
M/S isn't really my thing so I don't care about Dat Ass at all. Radio Mom or w/e it's called doesn't interest me either and I couldn't get into Nurd. MHAN is just barely holding me at this point in the story too.
GOMJ, KIUWTJ and A Model Life still have some potential (debatable), but his work just isn't what it used to be. I get that he's discouraged by piracy (who wouldn't be?), but I'm now an adult with the expendable income to sub to him if the quality of his work was still where it was a few years back. I feel like the only dude in the world who prefers F/D to M/S and it's becoming harder and harder to find decent work that focuses on the former. Hope he gets back to what made his work great to begin with.
who fucks their own son after prancing around all naked and cock teasng him for a while then acts all indignant about it like it wasnt her idea? Shit dude its a JABcomic, its not gonna make sense.
Oh... so the convention the group from NURD was going to was JAB-CON? That or is just a one-off cameo. Considering how it was written & ended, I honestly thought JAB-CON was going to be a one-shot...
that's literally my ex, down to the huge tits, the hairstyle, the lips, the nose, the ass, fucking uncanny!
also she was a virgin when we started dating and she took in the ass first, latinas for you.
>MHAN is just barely holding me at this point in the story too.
Would be better if it wasn't so long between episodes of MHAN. Feels like it takes fucking forever for him to do anything.
>Jab should have stuck with the anal gimmick.
There's a reason why the original didn't have a sequel.
This is Jab now. No tension. No build up. Just random, constant fucking. Dicks out, spraying cum everywhere. Pussies leaking in plain view while no one bats an eye lid. People speaking to each other while one person has their hand up the others cunt. Dick in your mouth while you're eating breakfast.
>oh sis, i want fuck
>no brother, not good
>ok, quick fuck
>how could you bro
>dad please fuck me
Holy shit I should start writing for Jab.
I agree for the most part.
Ay Papi having Julia finally losing her virginity is a big deal. It does open up some fun story possibilities but it boarding on boredom.
MHAN is honestly a train wreck at this point. The whole sleeping with parent thing was fine, but issues 7 and 8 basically turned Sharon into a complete whore and basically destroyed the plot. (which granted was already spotty at best) It's especially annoying since she was implied to be a virgin before Wong had unconscious sleep sex with her in issue 3. Also her thinking Wong now raped her after the issue 4 sex scene is the most flat out retarded bullshit. She consented but was just disappointed Wong acted like a complete horndog. Also, basically 3 years between issues now.
I'm ok with Julia losing her virginity and even the circumstances on which it happened.
What pisses me off is that the issue had absolutely no build up to it. Also, literally only 2 pages of sex. The final montage page should have been at least 6+. (Also, nothing from her about experiencing her first creampie? Most girls find it insanely hot not only the first time they get dick, but also the first time a guy nuts in them)
>pretty sure I dont have a slav cock in my shorts
cause nothing new has come out you bag of autism
That's why I could never take the "story" of Dat Ass seriously enough to believe there was a conflict.
HE LITERALLY CUMS IN HER PUSSY WHEN THEY HAVE THE TALK ABOUT HOW DISGUSTED SHE IS ABOUT HIM EATING HER ASS IN THE FIRST CHAPTER.
I think you're missing the point. It's not about tension, it's about the characters trying to deny their very nature and failing. It's just like a girl telling you she can't, she shouldn't, while already making out with you and a finger inside her. If anything it's the most true to life scenario Jan's done just exaggerated in a cartoon way.
Again you guys are forgetting that this is a cartoon and a work of art being visually narrated by the author. Jab has always chosen to walk the line of an unreliable narrator. Go back to issue one of Americunt Dragon. Does Jake actually have the tongue of a snake? No of course not, it's an artitic representation of his lust. The same goes for when people are fingering each other in public ext ext. Is it really happening or is it JAB's way of visually depicting the characters lust and sexuality? It's purposley left somewhat ambiguous and left for the viewer to decide. This is not a new concept, family guy uses the same thing for Stewie. Steve Watterson did the same thing with hobbes in the Calvin and hobbes comic strip
Jake's a dragon. That's a dragon tongue. He can change parts of his body into dragon parts. He could change his hands into claws or have a tail or even fully change into a dragon if he wanted to.
Fucking this it's JabComix for fuck sake.
Besides did part of the bachelors degree include having a basic understanding of source material before spouting a bunch of bullshit about what a character's magically long tongue represents?
How about we get some high quality rips of the last two or three pages of "Book Tour Star" and "Dat Ass 2".
Seems like the usual page cleaners on 420 chan have been asleep at the wheel these past few weeks.
This is why Farm Lessons is the best. It's just nonstop different characters fucking each other, no one gives a fuck about whether it's wrong, and there's no attempts to build tension.
Been there done that. Worked at a butcher shop for a few years and we actually had a few hot girls work there. Something about the dead animals just turns everyone on at some weird level. Girl name Jen could orgasm just by think if she smoked a little weed. Everything became super sensitive for her. I'd catch her with her hands full and grab her tits from behind and play with them until she would cum. I never hooked up with so many girls as I did at that job I tell ya.
So was this a story referencing all the characters on the forums, or all the characters from the comics (or both?)
I used to post there as bedpan/redpan and started off the whole 'artwar' threads. Loved my time posting there.
Yo she fucking dead.
Spines aren't supposed to do that.
Fucking hell Jab.
It's either one way or the other in his comics, either characters are fucking in front of each other and there's dripping cocks & pussies and nobody cares or there's an interesting set up that is wasted like fucking a teacher in the storeroom then it doesn't happen.
Although even with wasted potential there's still tits and pussy exposed all over the place.
The characters are supposed to be users from forum, who are cosplaying characters from the comics.
And a BBW character in such a comic that's being shown as just another character and not a joke/dominatrix/disgusting is kinda cool.
And there we have it: nothing but tease, more magically uncovered/covered tits, and no action.
half surprised that his dick hadn't somehow gotten free for panel 2, considering the pose they ended in. with the end of the school day, outside of someone having a fantasy, I say at least 2 more pages before anything actually happens
>How many thirteen-year-old girls are buried in your backyard right now? Rough estimate.
11 as of now.
>It's just like a girl telling you she can't, she shouldn't, while already making out with you and a finger inside her.
Except the JAB version of this would have been that you're already balls deep in her ass while she's working a turbo vibrator in her bukkake'd pussy while moaning about not wanting to tear her hymen, because she's never done anything sexual before.
Oh my fucking stars THIS.
I actually agree with him quite a lot politically but he's gotta tone down the crazyposting on twitter and focus on his fucking writing.
Or Jesus at least funnel that into his work in a different way (providing he writes these comix himself). The Dat Ass kid should've just forced himself on his teacher by now.
>characters are fucking in front of each other and there's dripping cocks & pussies and nobody cares
Why do people act like this is a bad thing?
Casual/inadvertent sex world is best world
embrace the fucking turn on
Because its the weird cognitive dissonance between the visuals and dialogue. Like, the PLOT of Dat Ass is a dude wanting to fuck his mom's ass and the mom only giving in the one time, after never noticing her son's attraction to her and her shame that he wants to do anything sexual with her. The VISUALS of Dat Ass is a mom fucking and cock teasing her son constantly and wanting to do everything BUT anal.
See, here's the problem with the Jab method of doing things; he has multiple fetishes at work that don't work well together. And they're literally all on display in this single panel. Lets parse this out.
1. Casual Sex or Nudity
This is the thing most people I see in the thread are complaining about. It's all the random genitalia just floating across screen for seemingly no reason and that no one acknowledges. The problem with this is that for this fetish to work it has to be acknowledged in someway for the exhibitionist thrill of it. There's a good example in the the pollinic girls where a girl is trying to talk to her crush while being ruthlessly fingerbanged right in front of him. Both see it happening and acknowledge it but try to act like it isn't happening. Thats what makes it good.
2. Hidden sex
A sort of exhibitionism where sex is happening in some public place, but is hidden. Like in the linked panel. This is to do with the perverse thrill of doing something naughty but getting away with it. You have to have the element of concealment, the element of danger of being caught. The problem is that this directly contradicts with the above. You can see it right there in the panel I just linked; the dad is secretly fucking his daughter, but she's also just got her tits out in public and no one seems to care? So why hide the fucking? It basically invalidates both scenarios.
Fairly self explainatory and doesn't contradict with the hidden sex fetish, but the inherent nature of it does contradict with the casual sex fetish. Because incest is a fetish rooted in the violation of social norms, of transgressing on sacred ground, so to speak. Thats why it's always a hidden thing in these incest comics and stories, a secret to keep. And Jab writes it like that, with the mom being all conflicted, and yet incest is fucking everywhere and is blatantly obvious. It completely undercuts the entire transgressive rush if literally everyone is doing it.
The result of all this is that you have a complete disconnect between the visuals on display and the fairly standard fetish storylines. See, he's keeping to the traditional method of doing these stories while also doing his particular brand of art style where there are tits and pussy just bobbing around and every single extra or backround character is getting railed at all times. And into that world he's trying to insert a story about sex being forbidden? It makes no fucking sense.
It would be akin to trying to do the story of the Tell Tale Heart in the Mad Max universe.
Jab either needs to change his art style or change the way he constructs his stories because the two are in direct conflict with each other.
I'm not that guy and I realize you're probably being facetious, but it wouldn't be. What's the point of a story about covering up a murder and being foiled by your own guilt, when it's set in a world where murder is constant and nobody would give a damn about some old nobody getting killed?
You can't just go "cool story + cool setting = awesome story" when the setting as presented entirely invalidates the premise of the story. Which is exactly the problem with all of Jab's comics. There's no tension when the central plot (which in almost all of his recent work focuses mainly on secret incest and the question whether or not to give up on moral standards in order to satisfy base desires) is made meaningless by the circumstances in which that plot happen.
I know some people would argue that it doesn't matter since it's just cheap smut without any pretense and people having sex all the time is no more than expected. Those people certainly have a point, but for those of us who actually enjoy the themes and fetishes Jab plays with and want to see something beyond just an endless succession of characters getting fucked (which I'd bet is a significant portion), it's incredibly frustrating that he's trying so damn hard to focus on themes of secrecy and taboo while also at the same time creating a setting where secrecy and taboo are entirely meaningless.
You can't have your cake and eat it too. Either focus on the free and open sex in a world where sex is no big deal and everyone is just fucking whoever they want, or focus on the sexual taboos and resisting temptation in a realistic world where people really do get hung up on stuff like that. I honestly would enjoy either direction. Or better yet, just allow different stories to focus on different things. But he should really stop and reconsider featuring both aspects in every single story, because not only does it make all the stories bland and samey, but it actually hurts the quality of the stories themselves.
I don't know anything about the tell tale heart beyond the google search I just did, but a story about someone consumed by guilt over a murder no one cares about, trying to convince the audience he is sane while surviving in an insane world, before realizing he's just like everyone else would be amazing
>Either focus on the free and open sex in a world where sex is no big deal and everyone is just fucking whoever they want, or focus on the sexual taboos and resisting temptation in a realistic world where people really do get hung up on stuff like that
This is why Farm Lessons is the best. It carries no delusions about being something it isn't.
Plus the mom in Farm Lessons is best mom
The comic lost all pretence when they made a sequel. He could be obsessed with big asses and fuck his teacher but feel unfulfilled and NEED his mothers ass.
Again reason for that first sex scene in the 2nd issue to be scrapped and have the guy just go to school with blue balls, blast them up his teachers guts then go home wanting more.
No support for it, but I'm half convinced he's alive and off on a 'business trip' or something. And having an affair with every waitress/secretary/etc... that he meets, despite having a hot, eager wife at home.
Because it's Jab, and you know he'd do it.
>be internally conflicted about having sex with son
>perfectly fine with being felt up in public by essentially random man who was just fucking his own daughter.
Well, it's not like we haven't become used to this kind of thing here
I think both the choking and the "whore" comment were from Wong's dad.
Her own father just started having sex with her while she was asleep. Which is the exact thing that happened during Wong's "rape" of her... only unlike when her father did it she was actually awake, and just kept quiet while Wong fucked her rather than say to stop or anything.
But see, I have a counter-argument for you. I won't go into as much detail, but for ME it's precisely the fact that everyone ignores the blatant sex acts that MAKES it hot. It's not realistic writing in any sense, but its a fantasy universe where people can do these things and it's nbd. If they were aware and gave into the tropes that exhibitionism and hidden sex would normally do, it would make it boring and expected.
He's going along with these tropes, but he's catering to a different fetish entirely, one that relies on people having public sex and them saying things that contradict that or underplaying what's going on. I don't know what to call that fetish, but it's my favorite thing about Jab comics. I appreciate the way that they work, even if they're completely unorthodox.
Everybody talking like they’ve seen every Jab comic ever, yet nobody is posting any pics…
Also, Job sucks now because he forgot what is fundamentally erotic; a dominant male with a submissive female.
Now all his shit is moms fucking boys.
As a switch, it's also fun for a woman to take charge man.
Fucking a younger girl and taking charge and using their young body is great.
Having a cougar tie you down, and use you as her personal dildo, is also great.
There's room in this world for both.