I want to be the father of a bunch of mysterious magical imps.
And, of course, rail Midna senseless and pump her full of liquid love every day.
Don't judge me
All those eggs, just sitting there and ready
I would sire a girl like this with innumerable offspring...
With monsters of course!
>wanting to make babies with the most narcissistic woman of them all
Not a bright plan anon but whatever...
Convince her you are worthy by learning powerful magic/acquiring a great kingdom... or just knowing us, bullshitting as well as you can.
When she's asleep, sneak down to her well stocked and very well labeled lab and use her spell book to concoct a potion to overwhelm her with a desire for children, and a love potion on top of that.
While still sleeping, surprise her by forcing both down her throat, and hold her until it takes hold.
Fuck as many children into her as you want, using her magic to keep you both young and fertile as you create the foundation for one of the mightiest and well loved and known empires of all time (because you will rewrite anything your enemies put down when you conquer them).
At least, that's how I'd do it.
There's a few more panels scattered across some issues. I think on #120. Not many, maybe 5 at most across all the listed issues.
Remember her big belly in "Alien: Resurrection" guys?
kinda killed it for me when she started giving birth to that nasty skull faced xenomorph.
Much prefer a xeno queen that takes in semen and deposits eggs.
We can easily retcon it in our perverted minds.
Maybe her belly bulges with sperm, and stores individual eggs as the cum is converted.
Unlike humans, the queen can use lots of sperm cells to make eggs one after another.
But there's so many sperm cells in one ejaculate to make millions of eggs. That makes a Xeno Queen much less of a cumslut. Like ants or something, she could take one load and be set for life.
Hmmm, ... let's let my boner and brain collaborate.
The largest known animal genome is 132.82 picograms of DNA. Which is an animal that can synthesize it's own DNA before even being born. Xenos are super complex genetically, so let's say they have a genome of 10,000 picograms.
A Xeno Queen is like a predatory breeding parasite. So imagine she needs all base pairs to be donated by the "donor species" (that's us jizzing inside her). Once she has that, she can re-arrange those base pairs to create a 256 cell embryo in an egg. 256 * 10,000 pg = 2,560,000 pg per egg. Granted, since we're from different planets and have different evolutionary lineages, let's say there's an efficiency of 1%.
A single sperm has about 3picograms of DNA within it.
"Normal" human sperm count is 15mil-200mil per mL of semen. Average volume is 3-5 mL. So 100mil/mL * 4mL = 400million sperm per load. That means 1,200,000,000 picograms per load.
So, that 1,200,000,000 pg/load divided by 2,560,000 pg for a xeno embryo = 468.75 xeno eggs
468.75 xeno eggs * 0.01 efficiency = 4.6875 xeno eggs per cumload.
I'd say that's enough for a Xeno Queen to keep a human as a cum donor for a long, long time.
I guess that depends on your particular kink. The "efficiency" part could be tweaked to make the Queen require a harem, or only one.
Shit, an efficiency of 10% would make 46 eggs per cumload. And if you could cum quality sperm 3 times a day, that's 120 eggs a day. That would make me worried as a cum donor. I need to be useful enough to keep around, and not be discarded after a week.
An efficency of 1% with 3 cumloads a day would produce ~13 eggs a day. Enough to see her bloated with eggs, and not too much to be discarded.
An efficiency of 0.1% would mean 3 cumloads a day produces only ~1.3 eggs a day. So if she stored it for a week, she'd have about 9 eggs to lay.
An efficiency of 0.01% would mean 3 cumloads a day produces only ~0.13 eggs a day. In which case, a Queen's lair would look like pic related.
I'd assume her mindset would be like a farmer, except she's farming her own womb /ovipositor /whatever with a different sort of seed.
I feel like it would be hormonal, maybe? Like, you yourself don't think about how much melatonin to produce throughout the day, you just do, and then get sleepy. Thinking is expensive caloric-ly speaking.
Not saying that the Queen wouldn't keep fucking. Maybe the Queen's body could store the semen while her egg production slows/halts.
I feel like the thinking part would be in selecting the male, and maintaining a hive/base/etc.
I want to make tender love with and impregnate Neytiri.
>ywn marry Tali on the shores of Rannoch, with Garrus as best man, and all your surviving crew in attendance.
>ywn build a modest, futuristic home on a cliff overlooking the place where the Reaper fell, and quarians & geth reunited.
>ywn watch your quarian-human children grow up.
>ywn spend your 20th anniversary slow-dancing aboard the Normandy.
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hmmm... essentially who I'd settle down with... It'd have to be someone I could stand to be with for more than an hour (short list), someone who would love beating other people to death as much as I do, fills out as many bizarre fetishes as possible, and is about as attached to the resulting offspring as I inevitably will be IE barely at all.
That leaves either femme alex from clockwork orange or...