Would you protect her scowl?
I would cal her "mommy" during sex.
>>162303154
>>162303154
Is that you, Anno?
ill protect her and love her unconditionally no matter what, but will she love me back?
>>162303220
As long as you don't cheat.
>>162303220
If your condition for unconditionally loving her is that she conditionally loves you, how is that unconditional?
>>162302947
Possibly, maybe, probably not
>>162303282
He didn't say she had to love him back, he just asked if she would.
I think Asuka would love anyone who would really listen to her and care about her happiness.
>>162302947
She couldn't even protect her own scowl.
So no, I wouldn't.
I would protect Katsuragi's scowl though.
>>162303440
>She couldn't even protect her own scowl.
If she could do that, what would be the point of you protecting it?
You would simply be an unneeded security surplus for her scowl if she could already protect it.
>>162303440
>Katsuragi's scowl
I can't claim it's any less than Asuka's.
>>162302947
I would do the worst possible thing to someone with her personality, ignore her.
I'm sure it would be hilarious to see her going more and more psycho as she desperately seek the attention, I might even start to approach Rei lovingly just to make her go even more insane.
>>162303878
Asuka's has more passion.
You can really feel her deep-seated bitterness through it.
Misato has more of a motherly scowl that you might make at a misbehaving child.
>>162303919
She would probably just molest you at some point.
>>162303919
Don't call it a grave.
>>162303489
Why was she even looking at what I think is beer?do you think they drank from misato's stash?
>>162303919
Realistically you'd be as powerless against her as Shinji was.
Asuka is supposed to be breathtakingly beautiful even in comparison to the other characters.
>>162304475
Those are soft drinks I think.
Asuka with alcoholism wouldn't be any fun.
Anyone pretending they wouldn't fall head over heels for asuka is lying to themselves
"she's a bitch! no way!"
Yeah sure thing buddy
>>162304485
Kek, what kind of sick joke is that?
Bitch looks like a man half the time.
>>162304512
>an alcoholic ultra depressed Asuka who drinks and cries herself to sleep every day
That would be gnarly
>>162304621
That's just QUALITY at play.
In the script she's specifically stated to be highly attractive.
Her original concept was as an 'idol'-type character, the sort of public mascot of the Evangelion program. There's still some of that in the form of all the love letters she gets in NGE but I think conveying her personality ended up taking precedence over her aesthetic appeal.
>>162302947
How is that a question?
>>162304768
Would you protect her hymen, then?
>>162304699
None of this says she's breathtakingly beautiful or better than the other characters.
The boys at school are only into her because of her fake personality and because she's a foreigner.
Toji and Kensuke are way more into Misato and never give Asuka a second glance.
Shinji doesn't even bother looking at her. Asuka literally has to flaunt her boobs in his face for him to react.
>>162302947
Absolutely.
>>162304699
Face your latent homosexuality.
>>162302947
I edited out the painting errors from that image
>>162304485
It's okay, months of shitposting on /pol/ made me despise germans with a passion.
>>162304639
Maybe in that month Misato hardly came home and she was alone in the apartment. If only to act out and see if it anybody stopped her.
>>162304983
>The boys at school are only into her because of her fake personality and because she's a foreigner.
And because she's gorgeous. Being foreign and polite isn't enough to get the entire class chasing your tail.
>>162305044
For the Japanese even the most mediocre foreigner will look gorgeous.
Notice how the main male characters all give her a lukewarm response and show more interest in Rei and Misato.
Plus you've got literal transvestite frames like this. Are we sure Asuka didn't get sex operation surgery back in Germany?
>>162305075
That's just Magma Diver
>quality
It has the worst animation director of all the episodes
>>162305098
Looks like a deformed man, senpai.
I guess it's okay if you're into that sort of thing.
reminder that misato's childhood is sadder than asuka's yet she still isn't a bitch
>>162305438
but yet shes like us, suffering on the inside
>>162305438
Misato is also 28 and Asuka is 13
>>162303154
That would ruin her mood. She agreed to have sex with you just so she could take her mind off that, and you brought it right up.
Needless to say, you won't be ejaculating inside her.
>>162305548
I don't think asuka would let you finish inside anyway given she doesn't want kids
>>162305517
Anyone who doesn't think this is a good reason refuses to acknowledge how terrible puberty was and how much of a colossal, hormonal faggot they were.
>>162305668
It doesn't even need to have something to do with puberty, she's also had 15 less years to learn to deal with her trauma than Misato did
>>162305438
Misato's father was never home and her mother cried a lot; no madness and second family ready to leave her. Her life didn't get tragic until adolescence, Asuka's already had a worse 14th year entering a worse Impact.
>>162305517
And this. Misato's experiences are still comparable, she's still the best look at how a Children might develop afterward.
>>162305953
Misato's father died because he sacrificed himself to save her, and she witnessed it happen
And she didn't speak a word for years afterwards. This is all in episode 21 I think
>>162303207
>enter middle age
>only feel more and more disgusted with yourself for lusting after a 14-year-old
>reconcile your feelings the only way you know how:
>reboot her as a 28-year-old in a 14-year-old's body
>>162306047
It's funny, this is probably exactly what happened.
I believe Anno's guilt over his attraction to Asuka is also the reason for the masturbation scene.
>>162306043
12, and it happened when Misato was 14 years old.
>>162302947
>Sneak up to her from behind
>Whisper in her ear
>"Alsace is French"
>>162306546
We'll see about that when the fourth reich comes.
>>162302947
Yes. I love it when they look pissed while they're sucking dick.
>>162303372
>>162304485
>>162304557
Damn, I wonder who could be behind these posts.
>>162306978
What's written in them is correct.
Put yourself in Shinji's shoes. You're a hormonal kissless fourteen year old. You're dispatched to a new place in order to fight for humanity's survival. You're confronted with suffering and the potential for death on a daily basis. The only girl your age who you have any interaction with completely brushes you off and pretends you don't exist, even when you accidentally grab her naked tits in the fuckup of the century. Then she slaps you for saying your scumbag father isn't trustworthy.
Enter Soryu Asuka Langley, exotic foreign girl your age. Drop dead attractive. A verified genius and universe graduate. A feisty, perfectly opposite foil to your personality.
You live with her now and are party to constant sexual tension which she often deliberately initiates, doing things like showing her breasts to you or laying down in your bed at night.
Can you honestly tell me you wouldn't have fallen for her in the same way? There were no options for Shinji besides the golden one which popped up out of nowhere.
>>162307181
>03
kys yourself.
>>162307659
I made a typo please don't say hurtful things