Why and what is Asuka cooking for you?
Germans can't cook. Slut can fuck off.
>>162276740
>implying Germans aren't the undisputed champions of oven operation
>>162276740
Are you saying you don't like eintopf?
I visited Bremen once and I didn't like their food. Shame though that I didn't visit any japanese eateries since there are indeed quite many of them.
>>162276740
Germans are the only ones that make good boiled food
>>162276755
Krauts always end up burning everything. Cleang up is a hassle
Would you pretend her over-salted curry tastes alright?
>>162277548
I`d tell her I`m cooking from now on, she can chop the garlic and onions for me
>>162277656
Now you've done it.
Won't you taste Asuka's high grade cuisine?
>>162277880
This one doesnt look bad as that ramen combo webm people keep posting
>>162277693
She's not small chested at all.
>>162278336
Who said she was?
>Asuka's cooking
strewth
>>162276755
i don't get it
>>162278401
Asuka would've done it better.
>>162278401
>2 yolks
Can this happen irl?
>>162278486
The webm is missing all those failed attempts. The full video is longer and much funnier.
>>162278484
I think he's referring to German bread?
>>162278495
Can twins happen in real life?
>>162278495
Yeah, there can even be triple and quadruple yolks
It's not really supposed to happen in non-domestic hens, but farmers selected dfor it in domestic birds, ie. if a bird gave more double-yolked eggs they would have that bird breed more
>>162278495
Eggs with two yolks exist and I've eaten some of them. They're not as rare as you think.
>>162278386
Did some cheeky cunt paint a subtle nipple on Asuka??
>>162278685
That's in the original, believe it or not.
In the very last frame.
>>162278484
Her country is responsible for the holo-graphic map.
>>162278780
Phoneposter, huh?
Your post looks like some autocorrect shit.
>>162278765
This bit of info should not be significant, but for some reason it really is.
>>162279025
Here's the scene, frame-by-frame the bit where Shinji peeps.
>>162279048
And here's Asuka trying NERV's amazing new dieting device.
300lbs to 95lbs in one second!
>>162279010
He was obviously being cheeky you fuck
>>162279048
>calls him a pervert
>dresses him in her clothes to introduce to her mother
>>162279196
So her mother can easily recognize that he is a pervert.
>>162279196
>dresses him in her clothes
Asuka didn't do that, Misato did that
Also they never meet Asuka's mother (as she's dead/trapped in 02) or her stepmother (who is in Germany)
You sound like you need to do a rewatch pronto, anonymous!
Ahaha well Asuka isn't cooking anything for me because she's NOT REAL. Whereas Rei is cooking me a delicious homemade chocolate cake!
To be honest Ia ctually showed her this post and she laughed for the first time in her life. After I said that was unusual of her she said "Well this girl isobviously not real and never will be because she's just an anime character just like me, you will never meet anyone with the same personality as any of them because they're not real and your POST REMINDED ME HOW NONE OF THEM ARE REAL AND I'LL NEVER MEET THEM FUCK FUCK I WILL BE ALONE ALL MY FUCKING LFIE BECAUSE THEY'LL NEVER BE REAL"
After hearing her say that, I chuckled a bit desu
>>162279048
I see it! I see it!
>>162276719
Kartoffelsuppe mit Würstchen.
>>162279316
Wow! I never thought Rei would be one to tell joeks!
Is it normal for a 13-year-old to look this way?
>>162279574
Why wouldn't it be? A japanese person might be less "developed" at that age, but for a westerner that's standard fare.
>>162279667
I guess you're right.
>>162279316
Actually it is possible to find someone with similar the same or similar personality
doki
doki
She would make the best German breakfast ever!
>>162280617
Dumb frogposter.
>>162280617
Sophisticated cultured gourmand frogposter.
>>162280538
That doesn't really look plentiful. I know most people do not really have a big appetite in the morning but this looks like it's too little.
>inb4 american
I'm not.
>>162280629
>>162280659
Don't reply, just report for fuck's sake. Stop giving people like him any attention.
>>162276719
her smegma
>>162280665
It doesn't look very German to me either. I mean, sure, you could get that in Germany.
But Germans drink coffee for breakfast, not tea.
I don't know anyone who would eat fried sausages for breakfast. That looks like somebody tried to translate the English breakfast to German.
Also, Germans would more likely serve you real slices of sausage (or maybe raw minced pork) rather than what looks like salmon to me. And a single bun? It should be two at least. One is just impolite.
>no butter
This breakfast is fucked.
>>162280696
I believe in self-moderation. If no one points out what is considered to be bad behavior, then newfags won't know. Once enough people do it, then mods will stop deleting it.
Then you've lost the battle.
>>162280812
Fair enough, but you know you could say something else instead of "stupid frogposter" thing, you know?
>>162280872
I'm on the autistic spectrum, I prefer to have ritualized responses. I have one particular line for every transgression I come across.
FBI, FBI!
Anonymous isn't complimenting my cooking!
>>162281266
y-your sauerkraut is really goodbut not as good as shinji's miso soup
>>162281323
Say it's better than everything.
>>162281364
Nothing beats Rei's famous pill soup
>why
Because I am the alpha male
>what
Lobster tail
>>162276740
Fug off, nothing's worse than Anglo food and Frog food.
>>162281490
It's immoral to eat Lilith's creations, anonymous.
>>162281586
Can't be, most species digest bits of other species. Maybe there's some algae that don't.
>>162281618
It's only immoral to eat the ones that are sentient.
>>162281726
What counts as sentient?
>>162281745
Debatable, but probably if it's smart enough to not want to die.
>>162281519
>When a German tries to talk food near me
Only the Italians and Japanese have the right to even criticize French food, let alone declare it shit.
>>162281809
You mean like plants that are poisonous to discourage you from eating them?
>>162281726
mass production evas a cute!
>>162281891
That's not a conscious aversion to death, just a result of trial and error
>>162281926
Same thing could be said of some animals' instincts to avoid certain dangers.
>>162276719
>Why and what is Asuka cooking for you?
A dressing down as to why you didn't do the cooking.
>>162281900
They are rude.
>>162280538
It would take an hour or more to get all that made and lay it out, and five minutes to eat it.
What's the point?
>>162283035
>It would take an hour or more
Osaka, is that you?
>>162283183
The dishes would also be horrible.
You could just dump some yoghurt and fruit into a bowl and eat that instead, two or three minutes and one bowl to wash.
>>162283458
If there's no pork involved, it's not a German meal.
>>162283499
Asuka is a fake German anyway.
She's only 25% German.
By genetic majority she should be eating American food.
>>162283573
But the majority of white Americans have German roots. Why do you think they call it a hamburger?
>>162281886
French food is shit.
I'm italian, btw.
>>162279010
don't hurt his feelings
>>162283629
>Why do you think they call it a hamburger?
That's because America is a Jewish satellite state and Jews took the Germans' names when they emasculated them as a nation (see: ''goldberg" "silverstein")
So naturally their vassal state gets given a few German words as part of the spoils.
>>162283573
what would japanese-german-american food even look like?
>>162283741
We actually have an example of it in NGE.
Image related.
>>162283741
Germans eat lots of meat and well-done. The Japanese eat little meat, and tending more towards raw.
I think the two are mutually exclusive.
It's a known fact that when you eat something that used to be sentient, you acquire its power.
>>162276755
>implying
>>162278386
Gainax sneaking areola past the TV censor
Fucking champions
>>162280781
>But Germans drink coffee for breakfast, not tea.
But I do drink tea?
>>162285190
So do I, but we are a minority.
https://youtu.be/EOqjsWRUOC8
https://youtu.be/QX76aYl1R4k
https://youtu.be/0I3C64MB7-c
https://youtu.be/x0Dha-FvcfI
https://youtu.be/P8ldMcZbCOY
Asuka probably eats Trump steak.
>>162277693
>now i've lost it
>>162285369
You've been a fool to yourself.
>>162285421
>he hasn't watched darker than black
>>162276755
Top Bantu
I want Rei to cook for me instead. I want to go home after a long day of work and enjoy a meal, a bath, and Rei.
>>162276719
Nothing, because I'm gay and only eat dick
>>162287175
What a prancing lala homo faggot.
>>162276719
Man she makes me feel like shit whenever I see her
>>162287966
I think her arrogance is cute.
I want to protect that fire.
>>162283677
>Italy
Poor man's Francewhich still makes it better than any country that isn't France
>>162283677
Do you know the mob?
>>162279327
BESTEEEEE
>>162288110
>France
>Better than anything
enyoy your muslims and your terrorism
>>162288179
not that I know
>>162276719
Enchiladas con crema, tambien arroz y frijoles.
Because she is mymaid.
>>162281364
>>162281266
You have some good screenshots
>>162280538
> burnt egg
>>162288405
>Italy
>Not EU refugee dumping site
Just because no refugee wants to stay in Italy doesn't mean you aren't going to keep them.
>>162276719
don't really know what she's doing inside preparing our backyard bbq withKartoffelsalatsausage and baguettes
but it's a fun way to start das shit-taste wochenende!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26HDgeF8ykw
>>162283035
How does an egg and a sausage take you hour to cook?
>>162291098
working up the courage to put your eggs and sausage into a boiling hot frying pan.