Why do I feel so emasculated by her?

>>162228661
its the hairclip

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Because her whole design screams alpha bitch.

what would she do if I stole her useless hairclip

>>162229021
she'll actually die

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She's simply superior to you.

>>162228753
Wow, what a fucking bitch

>>162229021
Stealing is for pussies, if you were a real man you would take it from her. Just be wary that image is everything to her so she will not be perceived to lose face. She will definitely retaliate and go in hard.

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>>162229264

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>>162229237
>this will never be your dick
Why even?

Would she sit on my back and call me something lower than a dog?

Because you are just a little boy.

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>>162229580

>>162228661
Shinka pretends to be tough but she blushes and melts the moment someone mentions lewds stuff.
Pretty sure she'd get addicted to cock after tasting it.

>>162228661
Why am I feeling an instant urge to worship her?

>>162229303
>Stealing is for pussies, if you were a real man you would take it from her
>stealing is for pussies
>real men steal
okay

>>162230185
lame

>>162229021

It's the only possible way to fight her and survive. You have to snatch her hair clip and throw it into the fire in which it was forged. Only then is she vulnerable to the meager attacks of males and can be destroyed by uttering the words which unmake her I love you,
Morisummer

>>162230529
You should be.

>>162229633
>you will never be a shota that gets bullied by shinka

she's just bitchy around guys who are shorter than her

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>>162234487
I'd rather wish to be the little girl being bullied

>>162228661
Do you think everyone in this thread can take down Shinka if we all come at her at once?

>tfw she's taller than you

>>162228661
I dont - t.dog

>>162228661
Sometimes I ponder an alternate universe where Rikka and co never existed so it was literally just Yuuta and Shinka fumbling around a normalfag relationship while trying to completely cover up their chuuni pasts, but failing and coming to love each other more for it.

Yuuta and Rikka's relationships feels a bit too platonic in the sense Yuuta is more Rikka's caretaker/manager rather than boyfriend. Shinka and Dekomori is a comedy duo.

>>162236125
I would watch the shit out of it.

Realistically, most guys would feel inadequate in terms of being appropriate mates for her. They wouldn't think they are good enough. She's attractive, dominant, and proud. Her SMV is very high. This means she can have access to high profile males (or females if she chose) and rarely get rejected. If you don't at least see yourself as being on her level, then you aren't. Like all women, she can tell everything about you just by looking at you. Her mating instinct kicks in for strong males. A weak male cannot cause this reaction and he would also be too nervous and unsure of himself to ever penetrate her, letalone get her pregnant.

Which Shinka doujin is the best?

>>162236712
I like the art in this one
https://exhentai.org/g/864193/fda90d1879/

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>>162236712
This one, translations never.

She is so scary and intimidating

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Would you watch the prequel?

>>162237151
i would watch anything with shinka

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>>162236125
Something like this would be nice.

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>>162237184
You're a good person.

>>162235860
Shinka could and would wall slam you.

>>162236641
Fuck, reading this made me feel bad
Being beta is suffering

>chuunibyo
>there's a good looking lead girl?
>i thought this was the show with that little autist
confused me for a bit

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>>162239167
If only she was the lead.

>>162228661
how long till movie here, 2018 jan for jp, jps dont theater cam, so fuck we have bd probably at best in like 2+ years after 2018.

>>162239396
How long was the gap for the first movie?

>>162239547
idk when it came here, it says it was 2013 released.

>>162229021
It would be extremely painful.

How to survive a physical confrontation with Shinka?

>>162230764
Theft vs robbery.

They did a really good job of representing the looming threat of disapproval in a single character. Everything about her makes me feel like I'm being judged for my every action.

>it's been 5 years since chuu2 aired
>/a/ is STILL sexualizing hairclips
never change

>>162240116
Get a firearm.

>>162240116
do not cum first

>>162240141
>5 years
Y-You're lying

>>162228661
Maybe because her butt hurts?

>>162239374
No. If she were the lead girl she'd be paired with Utah, and that'd just be boring.

>>162240478
Main character then.

>>162235701
I'm pretty sure she'd have trouble moving from 50 loads of semen bogging her down.

>>162229835
that's hot desu

>>162236712
I liked the one where she got stuck in the closet with skinhead.

>>162240116
Do not stare at the hairclip.

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>>162240116
Like this.

>>162229835
>I told you not to cum trash

>>162228661
Because you're a beta.

>>162240125
>stealing vs stealing

>>162240983
Yamasenken vs Umisenken.
The guy who tears panties off girls vs the guy stealing them from the locker room.

>>162228661
>>>/qa/

http://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/shinka/type/op/

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Do you like big hands?

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>>162241672
Yes.

>>162241672

Could she take Chun-Li in a fight? 3 rounds.

>>162242369
She can take my dick in a fight.

>>162242524
She would break it in half.

>>162242558
Okay maybe that was a bad idea but I think that I can last more than 3 rounds with her in a fight as long as I avoid her thighs.

>>162242575
Good plan. Her particular school of martial arts is weak against doggy style.

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>>162242628

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You guys aren't even posting best girl.

morisama is looks confotable body

>>162242826
Are you saying that little Kuzuha emasculates you?

>>162242932
No, but she makes me feel at ease knowing that she's there to cook and take care of me.

You guys think the new film will have plot and character development or will it be bait and switch shit like season 2?

>>162243017
They can't blue ball us for this long so at best we'll get a kiss around the middle to the end of the film.

>>162243017
the only one who needs serious development is chuuni herself. If they do not do that they might as well end the whole thing

>>162243017
I'm not even sure anymore, the movie announcement was just so random.

>>162235586
She'll make you a little girl whether you like it or not

>>162243381
So she'll kill off any sons I might have with her?

>>162244634
Why would she do that?

>>162244725

What kind of mother would Shinka be, I wonder?

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>>162244986
She would be a fantastic mother, despite being tough she is also fair and kind.

>>162244725
Alternate reading of "make you".

>>162244986
She'd be used to it after tard-wrangling Dekomori for so long.

>>162245036
>>162245058

Good points.

>>162237461
Does she wear any panties?