you wouldn't court this spaghetti monster, would you?

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I want to couche avec cette terrible frenchman.

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>>162176629
Mahiro.
GET THE FORK.

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She's the waifu we deserve, /a/.

>>162176806
>being trapped in a locker with Nyaruko
I remember that scene, my heart almost stopped while watching.

>>162176629
There is nothing "Lovecraftian" about her.

>>162176847
except for her sexiness
it's literally unimaginable and makes me lose sanity just by looking!

>>162176629
I'll fuck Kuuko.

>>162176929
You sick degenerate

>>162176629
TERRIBLE FRENCHMAN

I dont court real woman either, why would 2D be any different?

>>162176847
>being fooled by her outwards appearance
Sire Mahiro is wiser than thou art.

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Best girl.

>>162177196
Annoying dyke

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>>162177208
rude

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>>162177208

>>162177156
He still falls for it in the end, fucks her, and loses his sanity.

How many pages of pure screaming was the end?

>>162177322
why would you lose your sanity banging such hotness?

>>162177196
KuukoxMahiro OTP

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>>162177396
It is pretty dorbs.

>>162177415
Ironically Kuuko, who starts off as a lesbian, is more capable of behaving as a shy cute girlfriend rather than the loud, annoying, violent Nyaruko.

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>>162177208

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>>162176629
Reminder

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Why'd she have to be a dyke, She's the cutest.

>>162177322
Wait, wasn't he half abomination himself?
How did he lose his sanity?
How did his mom remain sane?

I would test her first
If she agrees she will die when I do, instead of living forever and fucking countless other guys, then her affection is real

>>162177477
She becomes bisexual later. Or at least lesbian but Mahirosexual.

>>162177505
>Prioritizing your own happiness over your waifu's
You are lower than than the shit stain in your diapers.

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>>162177477
She later also falls for Mahiru and she's fine with sharing because she also likes Nyaruko.

>>162176629
I want her to cuck me by start dating with Ktulhu.

>>162177553
Obviously you retract that statement later
But you must be naive if you think that for an endless space horror you're more than a phase and she'll get bored of Mahiro after the chase stops and she gets him

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>>162177593
Interesting pairing, but why not?

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I am not a wise man

Kuuko was hotter desu.

Too soon.

>>162177196
You wouldn't court this dead girl, would you?

I WANNA GAY HORSE

gay horse or sons bitch?

>>162176748
Why did we call her a frenchman for the last 5 years?

>>162179576
eldritch abomination

>>162179621
What do frenchmen have to do with eldritch abominations?

What happened after the anime ended? Did they bang like rabbit?

>>162176629
I keep opening and browsing the threads everytime it appeared in the catalogue for years, yet I've never actually watched it.

>>162179837
Mahiro was almost raped to death, the end.

>>162177208
Stipid mother fucking normie cuck virgin tard

>>162177560
I like this pic and the episode the most

>>162181142
>angry dyke sounds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSIWKWt7-lk
I want to commit necromance and fuck her corpse

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That ED is one of my favorites
Kinda sad we will never get the ln translations

>one of their children is ONORE DIKEIDO
couldn't stop laughing

>>162179660
You're not English, I take it. >>162177467

Well, as long as she agrees to stay in this form I guess it's okay

>>162183593
???

>>162184456
Inb4
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>162176629
I'd have impregnated her within 24 hours

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>>162177196
a best

>>162183409
>it's a delorean, what have you done to it?

JOKAH!

>>162176629
fucking eldritch abominations and their mary sue powers
yes i'm talking to you nyarlethotep you egyptian fuck

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>>162186857
IT'S TOO SOON

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>>162186137
Decade is their child

>>162183650
You're right, I'm not English, and I already read the tapestry.
I'm just wondering why they choose to refer to her as a frenchman.

>>162187141
english hate the french

>>162187173
Even though their best king(s) were French?
I bet they're just tsundere with France.

>>162187008
W-What is this?

>>162187265
AYO
>eats snails
SO WHAT YOU BE SAYIN
>sucks jona arc's cock
WE WUZ ENGLISHMEN
>surrenders
N SHIT?

>>162187265
NORMAN`S WERE SCANDI
FUCK OFF

>>162187438
Mahiro and Nyaruko's children

>>162186760
>it's a delorean
you have your answer

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>>162187438
Nyarlathotep's incarnations across multiple franchises.
You've got Black Maria, SMT2 Nyarlathotep, Persona 2 Nyarlathotep, DYN Freaks Nyarlathotep, Decade, Edison from the Steampunk VN series, the Crawling Chaos from Wild Arms, the Dweller in Darkness and M from Sharnoth are all I recognize.

Are we ever getting a second season?

>>162187814
>Decade is a Nyarlathotep
ONORE

>>162188299
Don't you mean third season? Unlikely. His next series got cancelled and this one is over.

>>162188509
I didn't realize anything had aired since 2012. Oops.

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>>162183409
>goodrich

>>162187814
>not demonbane one

>>162188779
Shit, you're right, she's on there.

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>>162188813
Reminder that Nya's worn out eldritch pussy can't compare to Al's tight book lolibaba one.

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Nyaruko is the only anime character that genuinely makes me feel sad because I know I will never have someone that wants me that bad

I want to cuddle with the King in the Pallid Mask.

>>162177196
F

>>162186857
>she really wanted to be a bride

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Eldritch abominations are for brutal slaughter.

>>162187526
>>162187465
I like how tsundere you guys are.

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>>162191730
Not true.

>>162187465
Nope, the Englishmen are the part of the french population that degeberated into what England became.

>>162186857
Aww man. that hurts.

>>162177650
I want Cthulhu to arep Hastur straight.

>>162187141
Medieval times. Consider the state of British and French relations in those days.

>>162187814
>Great Father

This won't end well...

>>162193360
The majority of that crew is "This won't end well" tier.

>>162193392
That particular guise also entails a significant degree of "This shall undoubtedly be painful" to go with it.

>>162183409
I'm amazed that he managed to get the car there. Deloreans were infamous for their electrical problems.

>>162187814

The one with big titties and glasses is Demonbane's Nya.

>>162194047
I honestly didn't see her. God I wish we'd get Another Blood's game translated.

>>162192014
Hot.

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>>162176629
>courting the dead

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The fact that they bothered to get Xebec to animate two seasons of this show and only had ONE pantyshot (in an OVA) was very disappointing.

>>162189629
I don't recall her first measurement being quite that generous.

Wanna watch the entire series but is it worth it?
Commentin on /a/ when a shows air is part of the fun.

What do!

>>162196349
I wouldn't bother unless you find Nyaruko or Kuuko's designs really attractive or you're really, really into reference humor

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>>162196349
Basically the only reason to watch it is if you love Nyaruko. It's a little ridiculous, the jokes are hit and miss sometimes, and the MC might annoy you.

>>162195744
What's black pantsu supposed to signify again?

>>162196511
Eternal darkness

>>162187814
The Flatwoods monster?!

>>162196511
They're lower maintenance because smeg, period blood, and piss stains aren't as obvious in black undies compared to white. It means you're waifu a lazy.

Or it just means they're a slut.

>>162176629
Joke or not, I would love to be fucked to death by her

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>>162176629
Just try and stop me.

>>162176847
which is the saddest part. If I were to fuck an ayy lmao, it better be the elder god variety

>SONS OF BITCHES SONS OF BITCHES SONS OF BITCHES
What were they thinking, /a/?

>>162187814
>Nyarlathotep in SMT
>Is a Vile Demon
>therefore is aligned Dark Law
>When hes' the "Crawling Chaos"

>>162197172
Who?

>>162197530
Gay Horse > Sons of Bitches

>ctrl-f "crawlingchaos.gif"
>0 hits
Really?

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>Nyarlathotep enacts the will of the Outer Gods, and is their "messenger, heart and soul"; he is also the servant of Azathoth, whose fitful, spastic wishes he immediately fulfills. Unlike the other Outer Gods, spreading madness is more important and enjoyable than death and destruction to Nyarlathotep. It is suggested by some that he will destroy the human race and possibly the earth as well.

>>162197600
Context check.

>>162177196
Why is she getting grabbity on herself?

>>162197863
>suggested
Well I suggest Nyaruko undulate on my dick.

>>162188299
Not unless Cthuko's seiyuu is going to ress herself first

>>162198193
ress?

>>162199232
Poor shonen, so ignorant.

>>162199379
A lot of these scenes were a comic goldmine.

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>>162197863
>mfw I was the one who made that gif years ago and I see people using it all over the internet

>>162198193
Has it been a strange aeon yet?

>>162176629
>credits blocking her butt
WHY

>>162199379
>this is the crawling chaos who spreads madness

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>>162176629
If she's a cute girl now then does it really matter what she was originally?

>>162200413
>was
She turns back into a bunch of tentacles as soon as you put your dick inside her.

>>162176629
I think the pumps looked better on her, but I think she'd look better still in Mary Janes. And not the heeled variety, either.

>>162199379
Got that in gif format?

>>162200615
This post is incorrect because the only one who is getting something put inside them is you.

>>162201125
Well I'm fine with that too but she's still tentacles.

>>162200831

Didn't make one into gif. Way too long. File size is too big.

>>162199379
Honestly as much as everybody hates Mahiro he always brought the bantz

This show truly embodies the phrase "nothing can beat the dick". Heck I don't think even Azathoth can handle it.

>>162199379
Based Mahiro telling thots to fuck off

>>162199379
To be fair, "she" is still an Eldritch abomination

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>>162176629

>>162183409
>great scott

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Ready to get forked~

>>162199379
>terrible frenchman just tried to babytrap him
>somehow he's in the wrong

>>162176629
Kurisu's outfit is so fucking lewd God damn.

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>tfw tomorrow's Miyu Matsuki's birthday
>tfw she would have been 40 tomorrow
>tfw you could have gone to Japan and married a loving cake

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>>162208582
>Implying cake would take filthy neet for a husband

>>162206296
Jesus christ that picture is uncanny as fuck. Is this why Sire Mahiro doesn't want to seize the lady Nyarko? Maybe he isn't such a vagrant after all.

>>162176629
Lovecraft must be screaming in Hell after watching this shit.

>>162212404
Does this mean he approves?