Vatican Miracle Examiner

muh Dutch angles

It's to prepare you visually for all the wackiness that this show entails.

>>162078656
Names keep being wrong.

DomEnica, not DomInica.

Giovanni Baffi, not Giuvanni Buffi.

Also, what kind of surname is Venninuanvi?
Teresa and Carlo having the same surname while not being related is actually relatively common, though-

>>162078656
Be glad it's not 45° degrees and from above

>>162078656
It's literally just there to annoy you and make you wary so I guess it worked.

>>162079742
This.

>>162078656
He doesn't wear his monocle often enough. Such a shame, I love asymmetric headgear.

Why were there two episodes this week?
Or did HS fuck up?

>>162084351
As far as I understand, it didn't air from where amazon usually got it.

>>162084351
Amazon didn't put up an episode last week so HS didn't rip one. I haven't checked the sub file but I assume Amazon put both eps up together and HS just took a day to adjust their bot.

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Sexy Roberto.

>>162078656
It's art

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>>162086569
Sexy Roberto wants you to remain pure and oblivious.

>>162087914
But Hiraga wants Roberto to teach him about love.

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>>162089452
Hiraga knows plenty about love. The Lord has so much of it.

I'm pretty into this murder clown arc

I'm pretty sure you're just overthinking things buddy

What the fuck happened, they were dealing with monkeys and out of fucking nowhere a new arc? Did the subs skip an ep?

>>162090647
you skipped an episode m8

>>162090647
We are done with the monkeys
Now it is murder clowns

How dead is blond cop?

>>162091617
As long as based Suskins survives it doesn't matter.

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I thought that was Thanatos?

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>>162093263
Bill catches Roberto after he jumps out a window in 6 so he's got to make it.

>>162093445
I thought it was Hades

>>162087914
Hiraga must remain pure!

Roberto best bro

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>>162093894
He could have sex with Roberto in every manner possible and he would still be pure.

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this show is great
Mother Mary pray for us.

>>162078656
I don't believe in Jesus but I like this anime

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>>162096001
Same

>>162096102
Watching Roberto destroy that guy was brilliant.

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>>162096279
It's my favorite scene.

>>162096716
Never forget monkey magic

Is the faggot French priest the main villain?

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>>162099140
No, he is Hiraga's true love.

>>162099246
Roberto's feelings must have been hurt when he heard this blasphemy.

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>>162099269
Roberto knows his place as Hiraga's slave.

The real miracle is the rate at which these two encounter murders.

>>162100397
They should investigate this.

>>162096001
>>162096102
Jesus was real though, even if you don't believe in his true identity as son of God.

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>>162078656

Do Catholics find this series offensive given the yaoi subtext?

Actually, despite all yaoi panderings, I don't feel much yaoi undertone.

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there's camera in anime, it's not recorded it's drawn

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Seriously?

>>162102984
Unlike you, I don't actually seek those undertones, fag.

>>162105780
Calm down, they're easy to spot if you're not a brainlet, and the LNs and manga are shoujo.

>>162078656
Because it's a miracle

>>162095051
Kek

>>162104082
Hiraga is too beautiful for this world, too pure

>>162102984
>catholics

lol who cares, catholics deserve the rope along with muslims, jews and all that crap

>>162078897
Christian Dutch angles

>>162102984
No, in fact I never even thought about it until you faggots/fujoshits brought it up

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>>162107494
Now you cannot unsee.

>>162107658
I seriously want a friendship like what Roberto and Hiraga have

>>162107728
We all dream that, anon

>>162107728
They're so close without actually feeling over-the-top homoerotic, it's kind of nice. Of course the subtext is there but it can be handwaved away if you want to. Just bros who trust each other as professionals and friends.

>In the middle of the room, other than Archbishop Saul, was a young, handsome Japanese man. His name was Hiraga Josef Kou. Roberto’s close friend.
>His body was slender and dainty like a young woman’s. His fair Japanese skin and straight black hair were exotic. His large, almond-shaped eyes were covered by his long eyelashes, and the bridge of his nose was high and thin. His lips were unexpectedly sexy and sensual.
>Roberto loved Hiraga as if he were the most beautiful work of art.
>When Roberto looked at Hiraga’s face he felt his tension ease, and with a soft smile, he walked to Hiraga’s side

Please someone translate all the novels.

>>162110298
And this is considered shoujo nowadays? Holy shit, they really want the normal girls and the fujobux at the same time.

>>162110298
Appreciation for beauty is fine and philia for another man is, by definition, pure

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>Hiraga appeared from the bathroom half-naked. His body was very slender and delicate. Being Japanese, he was pale, his ivory skin radiant. His straight black hair was exotic. His almond shaped eyes were hidden under his long eyelashes, and the bridge of his nose was high and narrow. His lips were surprisingly sexy and sensual. He had an appearance fit to be a woman. However, his seemingly strong-willed, straight dark eyebrows seemed to refute that.

>“Found them. I’m ironing them now.”

>When Roberto said this, Hiraga said “I’ll do it myself,” and took the iron from Roberto. Holding it with uncertainty, he began ironing. Roberto sat down in a nearby chair and gazed at the form of this young Japanese priest who he loved from behind. After almost an hour, he finished ironing.

book 1

>>162110521
Is that just a botched translation or is the writing really that stilted in the original Japanese? I have low expectations of any kind of literature associated with anime but those quotes are bargain-bin LN tier. Which would not surprise me in the least, but I thought the Vatican source was from a proper novel series.

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>>162110698
It's not a pro translation and they seem to be going for accuracy more than word flow (they made a note stating that Roberto specifically was staring at how Hiraga looked from behind), so I would not judge the original author too harshly based on it.

Here's some actual book if anyone knows moon.

>>162080627
>Venninuanvi
I'm not sure how else they would have dealt with that slog of noises the Japanese call Italian.

>>162110521
God that's more domestic than catholic

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>>162112327
Roberto cooks, cleans, does laundry, irons, drives, makes sure Hiraga gets up on time.

Roberto is the perfect wife.

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"It was a joke, Hiraga. There's no way something that stupid could actually happen in this show."

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>>162114424
I would be not that sure, Roberto-san

>>162114424
"But Roberto, remember that monkey?"

>>162114424
"But Roberto, our very first televised mission involved secret Nazi plots, Satanism, and Scooby-Doo whodunnit scenes."

>>162078656
Is this the newest Len Kabasinsky motion picture?

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I miss that boi

>>162119390
As terrible as all the CGI and filtered recordings are, they add some kind of charm to the show. It's terrible in every way but the VA performance and I look forward to it every week. Shitty CGI crucifix Jesus and Mary statues and snakes are essential to my enjoyment.

>>162119593
Well, the CGI is not Berserk-level, so I guess it's all right for me

>>162093445
Haros is the guy who rows the boat across. Has a big stick.

>>162104082
I don't even understand what it is Hiraga didn't understand. Are we supposed to deduce that Teresa and Antonio getting together is suspicious? That because Teresa and Trones wanted to bang all along they killed Carlo and scared Dominica into a mental illness? This shit could happen in any tight group of friends. Pairing the spares is a thing in real life too, not just Harry Potter and Naruto epilogues.

>>162110521
>Hiraga appeared from the bathroom half-naked. His body was very slender and delicate. Being Japanese, he was pale, his ivory skin radiant. His straight black hair was exotic. His almond shaped eyes were hidden under his long eyelashes, and the bridge of his nose was high and narrow. His lips were surprisingly sexy and sensual. He had an appearance fit to be a woman. However, his seemingly strong-willed, straight dark eyebrows seemed to refute that.
That reminds me of those tips there used to be on ffnet when I was a kid on how not to write a Mary Sue.

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>>162102984
Only because one of them isn't a little boy.

>>162102984
Honestly I don't even dare showing this to my catholic friend. She'd probably laugh it off in front of me but I think deep down she'd be a bit hurt by both the depiction and my laughter.