>snail will never step on your face Why live? Gatari thread

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Gaen did nothing wrong

>>162076774
Can't argue with that.

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>>162076691
>she will never sit on your face

>>162076774
shes still a cunt tho

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>there are people who unironically hate snake
Just look at that cute bundle of joy.

>>162076691
>why live?
so that doll can step on your face.

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>>162077064
C U T E
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>>162077070

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post more snek, NOW

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>>162077121
>>162077070
>prefering doll to snail

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>>162076833
we are not good enough for those snail-printed panstu. we are only allowed to have the bottom of her shoe.

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>>162077185

>>162077244
Are those ribbions just decorations or for ease of access?

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>>162077064
Tsukihi is like 100x more cute.

>>162077064
have you not seen monogatari second season , anon?

>>162077296
The one where she becomes the cutest godess?

>>162077187
snail is Superior, but she'll never step on my face. I have to go for doll.

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>>162077288
for araragi, the later

>>162077362
>the one were she becomes a psychopathic bitch

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>>162076998
It's not her fault that she obtained the sum all of all knowledge. If you knew everything, would you use it irresponsibly? Love her aesthetic as well.

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I want to plow snake in her butt

>>162077296
That didn't make her less cute

>>162076691
Snail is a literal goddess now.

>>162077506
Same as carb then, but except for crab she's actually cute and not worst girl and forced romance.

>>162077544
Prime breeding material right there.

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>>162077544
her outburst at her school wasn't cute

>>162077544
Only thing we can agree on is that I want to plow her. I would do it to teach her about the adult world, worthless snot nosed brat that she is.

>>162077291
Literally who? The second undeveloped character in the whole series after crab.

>>162077621
She sounded like a damn thug. I liked that scene.

>>162077574
she was always a goddess to me.

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>>162077705
my wife would never act in such a manner.

>>162077540
yeah so what? shes stilla cunt.

>>162076774
Gaen fucked herself over a ton.

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>>162077771
If you are referring to the goddess of the night as your wife then you have a taste befitting that of a gentleman.

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>>162077858
>ywn cuddle snail

>>162077577
They're both ugly and worst girls.

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>>162077577
>forced romance
But Senjougahara has the most realistic relationship with Araragi

>>162077987
>implying

>>162077291
>Araragi has spit on her head
I'll pass

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>>162077121

Who's the best at banter with Araragi? I have it as:

Snail > Monkey > Crab > Bat > Doll > Spook > Cat > Snake

>>162077987
>high school girlfriend
>break up 3 times
>still last through college
Not at all.

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>>162076691
Snail is so cute and sexy.

>>162077987
>all the scenes they have together are wooden as fuck other than the stargazing one
>cheats on her on every occasion anyway
Nah, it's pretty forced.

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ragi is based

>>162078053
Bring Spook and Cat up a little and you're spot on.

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>>162077187
duda the best waifu

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>>162078059
>having relationship problems is somehow unrealistic

>>162077987
>musubi
HOL UP IS THAT MITSUHA

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>>162078243
Crabfags in charge of reading comprehension.

>>162078378
People break up, it happens. Then can also get back together, especially considering that Araragi saved Crab from a life of self-loathing and suffering.

>>162078494
Can you even speak English, or do you just have zero idea of how this shit usually pans out?

>>162078613
Are you actually going to make an argument or are you just going to keep implying I'm ESL?

>>162078378
Crabfags are highly autistic like crab, so what do you expect?

>>162078696
I'll take you seriously when you can see the massive, glaring issues with your "ship" and actually address those in any sort of meaningful manner. Otherwise, this is as futile as debating color theory with a blind man.

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>>162078896
What issues? You haven't brought any of them up besides your claim that Crab and Araragi breaking up and getting back together three time is somehow ridiculous, but it's not.

Araragi saved Crab's life. Even if they were to break up, she'd still have a lingering attraction to him and would obviously be disposed to getting back together, even if she pretends she isn't.

What's so "unrealistic" about anything Crab does?

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>>162077621
>her outburst
was the cutest, the coolest and the best.

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>Araragi didn't tap that
Is he just low test?

>>162080300
He was afraid of her.

That's why he cut her hair so poorly; to make her less sexually interesting

>>162080300
why the fuck did he actually back out in kizu after getting the ok?

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>>162076691
Op, I fapped to the same scenario and image this morning. You have incredible taste.
>>162077244
yes please

>>162080300
Araragi respects Meme so much that he would willingly give up on cat so he could have her. Meme has been avoiding her but once cat becomes are real global threat, he would have no choice but to chain and take her for the greater good.

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>>162079074
>What's so "unrealistic" about anything Crab does?
Her so called BF is already committed to another woman, why is she still with him? It does not matter if she fills up some place in his life, she is still technically a mistress. Bat is already having the time of her life with him and both are already living together under the same roof. RRG was able to take all the breakups because even without her he still have bat. But from the looks of it, he does not like it a bit. Being seen as someone who is in a brittle relationship having break-up/make-up all the time is something he hates. If that keeps up, it won't be long until RRG says "OK that is it, we are done.". He does not have problems like that with bat and he could not imagine having to break-up with her. He reserves a seat exclusively for her just to show how special she is to him. What special thing did RRG ever gave to crab?

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>>162081094
Fuck off. You're an embarrassment.

>>162076833
>she will never shit on your face
50/50

>no waifu dies and if they do they're brought back later with contrived shinto sorcery: the series

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>Loli Shinobu: perfection
>Loli ish Shinobu: perfection
>Adult Shinobu: perfection
What did he mean by this?

>>162081510
>no waifu dies
I hope they try that to crab and see what happens. Maybe Kaiki will come and get her in hell. I'm pretty sure she will change her mind then that there is no afterlife, heaven or hell like what she said before.

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>>162081861
>crab dying

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>>162081861
If she ends up in hell, she would end up being a crab-kabob. Araragi ended up in hell because he saved Kiss-shot. Mayoi ended up in hell because she died before her parents. What is the reason crab will go to hell? If she does not deserve to go to hell, what reason would there be for her to go to heaven?

I wish Yozuru would step on me

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When was this scene (arc/episode)?

>>162082819
Looks like the intro to Onimonogatari where Araragi is talking about Shinobu's "whims."

>>162081094
According to Musubi, he'll be giving her a wedding ring sooner rather than later

>>162082287
Remember that Crab was incredibly kind prior to her trauma.

I don't know much about Shintoism. Would it work on a system where someone like her, who lived a pious life prior to her trauma, would be forgiven?