So you're in the club with you're waifu and this faggot comes up and slaps you on the ass, what do /a/?
Suck his penis.
Bend over and force my are waifu to do the same.
Ask the cutie if he wants to come with us.
Tell him that Eva is pretentious shit and that he should have fucked Misato.
Tell him to get in the fucking robot.
>>162007666
He can't he has gay disease
>>162008172
Nah. Kaworu manipulated his heart.
>>162008265
Nah, I'm pretty sure he was always gay
>>162008172
>>162008305
>this meme again
Shinji is bi at the very least.
>>162008471
He refused the girls advances like 80 times, I'm pretty sure that makes him gayer than OP
Hands off the m'ass, he's with me
I'm not 100% sure what I would do personally, but I do know she would probably tell him that if he makes another false move he's getting his ass handed to him.
And she wouldn't be bluffing, either. Ever been hit with a Raufoss Mk 211? It hurts.
>>162007555
damn trips
>>162007441
Assume it was an accident, say sorry, continue clubbing with waifu.
>>162007441
Why would my waifu be going to a club? She isn't your waifu.
>>162007555
>555
Shinji is my waifu tho
>>162007441
My waifu would ask why he is not home in bed
>>162007441
I tell him its all his fault Toji is horribly crippled.
>>162010037
>waifuing used goods
lul
>>162007441
Tell him the gay bar is down the street.
>>162010075
Hey cakes need love and affection too ya know
>>162007441
Cuck her, for all the degenerate, disgusting, immoral, manipulative shit my waifu did in her source material
>>162010676
If you really think that she's not your waifu
>>162007441
knock him out and masturbate over his passed out body
>>162008506
That isn't because he's gay, it's because he's a huge beta with no self-esteem.
>>162011870
Except he doesn't act that way with the men in the show and even blushes at dudes
You sound like a homo in denial
>>162011935
Bullshit. He only did that exactly with Kaworu, who happens to be the only one who filled him with the love and kindness he hungered for. Shinji's heart was won over by Kaworu and he'd definitely go full gay for him, but it doesn't change the fact he felt attraction to his whole harem at some point.
>>162012302
1. He never showed attracted to Rei or Misato.
2. He did show attraction to Asuka, but she looks like a man so that's a point in my favor
3. If you're saying he'd go gay for Kaworu then that obviously means he's gay
4. He has no harem, all the girls wanted to suck off Kaji and Gendo
>>162012372
>flustered by landing on top of nude Rei and Misato being a slut around him before he gets tired of her shit, as well as getting a boner at the bath
>not attracted to them
>>162012501
Yeah he was flustered and freaked out, but he wasn't even blushing and he never did for Misato either.
>>162012302
Sounds gay to me.
Probably keep my waifu from beating him up.
>>162007441
Tell him that I don't have time for indecisive children.
>>162007441
Wear girls clothes and then we'll talk
>>162007441
Cum in his plug LCL
>>162007441
>no one's posted slap his ass back yet
I hate neo-/a/
>>162007441
> HARDER DADDY!!!
>>162007441
Shinji is my waifu tho
>>162007441
Dump the bitch, pick him up bride style, take him home, kiss tenderly and tell that will love him and make him happy.
>>162007441
Tell him Kaworu is across the street at the gay bar
dilate his anus
>>162010090
Kek
(has computer mouse and keyboard underneath blanket naked rubbing nipples while fucking the floor wondering, what club.)
League of legends screen loddz.
>>162025019
>prone masturbation
This is a great way to permanently damage your dick mechanics
>>162012372
The only reason he even showed up in the first place is because Misato sent him a picture of her tits.
>>162008506
He tried to kiss Assuka while she was asleep and also whacked it to her titties. Kaworu is an AT-field manipulating angel with telepathic powers so he cheated at the Shinjibowl
>>162007555
>Trips
FPBP
>>162007441
enjoy the pleasure of being cucked by shinji
>>162026967
>enjoy the pleasure of being cucked by shinji
He is slapping your ass though?
>>162027072
Well then I'm not comfortable with that
Ask him about his relationship with his dad
>>162025602
He showed up cause his father sent him a letter, he only got the Misato picture after.
>>162007441
But he's already my waifu.
>>162026319
I'm not surprised, Asuka looks like a man after all
>>162007441
Ditch the hoe for him
Tell him I'm not interested in sluts
>>162033051
Shinji is pure! PURE!
>>162007441
But Shinji is already my waifu. Him slapping me on the ass is an indication that he's ready to breed. So I guess we'll head home and I'll impregnate him.