How do we stop him?

How many lolis would it take to stop the inertia? Any physics majors here?

>>161989565

It would take a good chunk of all the loli harems to do it.

>>161989565
ME here.
Depends on the speed and weight of the truck and the weight of the lolis also the frictional component of going over them after the initial impact.

>>161989516
What happens if you add a drunk driver to it?

What if its a drunk driver who also has that japanese super flu?

>>161989635
That just enhances the truck's power.

>>161989516
>stop Truck-san
>no one gets isekai'd
>anime is saved

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>>161989779
>other worlds become ruined/destroyed since no overpowered heroes to save them

He's a necessary evil.

but listen, what if truck drivers are some kind of shinigamis in disguise that are supposed to isekai MCs

>>161989933
If only theres was some description of this plot technique like deus ex machina or something

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>>161989933
Go to the anime idea thread now before someone steals it.

Make it a SoL with cute girls driving cute trucks just starting the plots of other anime left and right so /a/ will like it. Screen cap it, so we know it's you.

>>161989896
I'm glad the loli was so vigilant, goes to show how rules of nature has made their reflexes top tier

>>161989516
That not a truck. Thats a van.

>>161990218
Even so, lolis are the Japanese trucks' natural prey, so the trucks will eventually get them.

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>>161989516
Europe is trying to answer that very question right now

>>161989565
The best way would probably be to try to block the wheels rather than stop the trucks with mass alone.

>>161989896
>he actually slightly turns the truck towards the loli
what the fug

>>161990388
He probably lost traction.

>>161989516
I don't get meme someone pls explain and thanks in advance

>>161990458
Ask Jeeves it.

>>161989516
You need the properties of both rubber and gum.

>>161990041
Mortem Deus Ex Vehiculum

>>161989516
do you think isis is recruiting soldiers in a fantasy world to kill the demon king by running over people with truck-kun?

>>161989516
Deport all muslims

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>>161989516

>>161989516
>he killed two (2)! Darker than Black characters
he's unstoppable.

>>161990388
He's in the process of overtaking the guy stopping at the pedestrian crossing.

>>161990388
He was getting back into the lane after passing the vehicle with the camera. Must not have been paying attention. After she jumps back you can see that he does jerk right a little bit.

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>>161989516
It's simple. We fuck the truck.

>>161992188
Truck-kun vs. The dick

Dear god

>>161992485
Truly a shield that can not be penetrated and a spear the can penetrate any shield.

I don't have the image but Moguro-san defeated truck-kun already.

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>>161989516

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>>161989516

Didnt truck drivers complain about those isekai plot already?

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>>161989516
Give this gentleman a phone call.

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>>161989516
The /k/ommando wizard will
Might blow up a few bystanders in the process

>>161995166
Good goy

>>161990388
It was the truck itself.

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>>161989516

>>161991217
>>161991234
Ah yeah I forgot they drive British-style in Japan too.

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>>161989516
We don't. We just keep sacrificing virgins to sate his hunger

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>>161995166

>>161989516
We send the Englishman.
https://youtu.be/jgmtpc34sDE

>>161990251
>You thought it was Truck, but it was ME! VAN!

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>>161989516

>>161999999

>>161989516
with a bigger truck.

>>162000116
Jojofags are so dumb.

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What does /a/ think of 3D anime?

>>162000772
I like the ones that don't look like fucking shit

Is Killer Truck a meme in Japan too?

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>>162000772
As long as they are moe.

>>162000772
>3D
>anime
Choose one

>>162000812
so none

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>>161989516
Lure him into an anime adaption, hope the director really like you.

>>161989516
Run him over with a bigger truck.

>>161994419
So what happens when they cross breed and produce wild Australian trucks?

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>>162003299
ISIS got the idea from watching anime.

>>162003627
Like Jurassic Park? Except it's trucks instead of dinos

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Get the fastest faggot in anime to trip up truck-kun.

>>162003869
Complete with theme song and all that.

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>>162003930

>>162005040
what the hell are japanese trees made of?

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A missile.

>>162005448
Doors are made from trees, so Japanese doors must be made from Japanese trees. Ergo, Japanese trees are made of paper.

>>162005481
But it didn't stop.

>>162005481
Truck is now on fire barreling towards a loli.
You didn't solve anything at all.

>>162005521
I can't fault that logic. It's pretty much perfect.

>>161989516
Summon a train.

>>162003583
>no engine under the cab
What?

>>162005531
Nothing can stop a toyota Hilux

>>162005531
>>162005535

I-it stops OK, shut up.

>>161989779
When will we have a series about someone who is Isekai'd into a truck?

>>161989779
>Stop Truck-san
>Whatever you used to stop Truck-san takes up the mantle and is even more effective at killing characters
There must always be a god of accidental death.

>>162006897
I wonder if they ever got around to banning lawn darts in Japan.

Fuck this retarded le truck-chan meme.

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>>161989516
This charming fellow has done it before. And he can help you too.

>>161989516
stiffer fines for reckless driving

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>>161989516
With a bigger truck

>>162006276
Fantasy hero dies while fighting the Demon Lord and is reincarnated as a truck. Everything is fine until he starts seeing lolis as bosses of the former Demon Lord's generals with the Demon Lord himself reincarnated as a baby girl. Can he destroy the menace?

>>161990388
>he actually slightly turns the truck towards the loli
>implying the man had any control
Fool, the man driving is just a vessel, a tool.
The truck is just doing what is in it's nature.

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Leave him to me

>>162005481
YOU FOOL YOUVE ONLY ANGERED IT

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>>162005613
>Summon a train
that can backfire

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>>162008400

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>>161989516
Look left and right

>>161989565
ask the french

>>162008543
Is the Truck of Peace a weeb though? Does it like loli?

>>162008514
>that arm
>those skid marks
what the hell

>>162008634
>Does it like loli?
Oh yes.

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>>162008634
>Does it like loli?
Where have you been?

>>161989628
hah le moslem truck !!!! truck of peace........lol!!!! XDD le child rapeing muhamed

maga damn i really hate black people

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>>162003583
>tfw best girl lives

>>161989516
A functional brake would be nice.

>>162009323
love you too anon

>>161989516
Have him be incarnated in another world.

>>162011555
But anon, Cart-kun will start sending people to our world!

>>161989628
Literally high school physics

I like how the official final fantasy Isekai has the mcs sister get hit by a truck along with MC and then hit with the isekai equivalent of truck kun
A draon

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If a japanese small frame single cab truck can kill a loli in japan, what would happen if we let loose some peterbilt 18wheeler truck in japan?
how many lolis would it take?

>>162012734
A whole school's worth i guess.

>>162012734
Hell imagine those fucking monster road trains they drive in Australia. Could probably cut nipland in half.

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>>162008634
>>162009164
>>162009296

>>162012883
At he got the bottle.

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>>162011555
>>162012224

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>>162012927

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>>161989516
be respectful to Mr Trucko

Can you give trucks a cold?

>>162013193
>Mr.Trucko
>clearly says trago on it

>>162013314

why didn't he stop her

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>>162013836
nope

>>162014055
That's his first name.

>>162013314
So what isekai world was she transported to?

>>162014055
Koreans speak gibberish.

>>162014182
None, isekai is a lie told to the emotionally stunted and naive, kinda like how Santa Claus is fake and it's your parents.

>>162014218
Delet.

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>>162013836
>Can you give trucks a cold?
maybe a software virus

>>162014182
one about model trucks being part an ancient civilization and the key to save the world

>>162014259
The only thing that can stop The Demon King is Truck-san!

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>>162014218
>Santa Claus is fake

>>162014331
That look means that he's about to put you on the Missing Persons List.

>>162014318
>implying mid season twist wont be that Truck-san wasnt the demon king all along

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>>161989516
We can't.

>>161989516
Have we ever seen a shonen protagonist body Truck-san?
I know some western superheroes tackle western trucks to save (western) pedestrians, but it's not the same.
>>161990890
Hmm that's a start