Why do mathematicians and scholars love Gochiusa?
>>161988580
I fucking hate this place.
kokoro pyonpyon machi
kangaeru furi shite mou chotto chikadzuichae
kantan ni wa oshienai
konnani suki na koto wa naisho nano
I dont know, but behavioral and molecular biologists are.
>>161988580
Easier to self-insert.
If geniuses such as Socrates and Machiavelli were still alive today, would they appreciate the masterpiece known as Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka?
I'm an actual barista with over 20 years of experience in Germany and I self-insert as Chino.
I'd like some more kafuu chino.
>>161988773
Gauss here. Sure, if they studied hard enough.
I want to stick my dick in hot Cocoa.
>>161988823
>I'm an actual barista
So we have fancy words for waiter now? This entire meme really went too far.
>>161988580
Civil Engineer here.
I love this series.
>>161989045
>barista
>fancy word for waiter
Aho desu.
>>161988580
Lawyer who prior to studying law got a degree in stats and finance here.
I dont like this series.
My girlfriend Sharo-chan will MARRY me, a lawyer in training!
>>161988823
What's your favorite drink to prepare, senpai?
>>161989094
>law
Of course you don't! Gochiusa is for intelligent people.
>>161988580
Two reasons.
>>161989174
>code monkey who cant even crop his images properly talks about intellect
>>161989200
Is Aoyama a virgin?
>>161989298
Mountains are made to be climbed, anon.
>>161989159
I'm actually more into tea myself. Coffee is fun to brew, and it smells good, but I can't help but opt out for something more subtle, like black teas (and their blends). They kinda share the murky colour with coffee, but are more gentle and pleasurable to the tongue. They're easier to prepare than coffee, too.
>>161989360
She's past her prime. Nobody would fug Aoyama.
>>161989462
A non-intellect would.
Hey psst,yuri.
>>161989462
Of course. You have to marry her first. Just fucking her would be depraved and extremely exploitative. I am going to impregnate her and make her give birth to three lovely triplets, but only after I make her my wife.
We are going to grow old together, you know.
>>161989555
What about it?
I like how Aoyama looks in her suit.
Please say hello to my new wives!
>>161989599
Can I take your soon-to-be-born three lovely triplets as my wives?
>>161989678
Only when they grow older. I am willing to give you to them when they're 10, but only if you promise to treat them right.
>>161989671
Hello Yuno and old fat man!
>>161989702
I pinky swear I'll treat them right.
I'm an asian doctor and Chiya is my traditionalasian wife.
We follow Japanese traditions.
>>161988823
Is Colmar French, or is it German?
>>161989857
Never been there, nor had much interest in it, but the architecture looks more germanic than french IMO.
>>161988580
Because it has been mathematically proven that my wife Chino is the cutest.
>>161989986
It's been german for a long time but it's french right now, been there a couple of times, I live nearby.
>>161989857
This >>161990103
I recommended you to come there. Great place.
Also always remember this if you go to Europe. Never go to big city.
fuck coffee give me my milk tea
>>161990272
>milk tea
How the fuck can you drink that?
>>161990361
raise cup and sip
>>161990361
Just use your mouth.
>>161988580
Maya is mine!
It seems the Gochiusa memes have grown since the anime ended. How many memes do we have now?
Gochiusa is the single most intellectual anime of the decade, nay, of the century.
>>161988580
I am an software designer at a tech company and I self-insert as Cocoa.
>>161990782
All of them.
>>161988580
I am a neuropsychologist and I look EXACTLY like Cocoa!
>>161988699
fuwa fuwa doki doki naisho desho
pyon pyon
What kind of equations can you use to describe Syaro?
>>161991893
Rape - Sharo = by mE!
>>161991893
My love for Sharo = ∞
∞ is my love for Sharo
>>161991893
(me) ≅ Sxaro
QED
>>161991893
Use linear programming to maximize the pleasure received from buying Syaro's services, assuming we also assign constraints.
>>161992310
>>161992265
>>161992238
>>161991916
>>161991893
Syaro's father here.
It has come to my attention that my daughter is receiving some unwanted cyber sexual assault from here. I want you all to cease your activity before I call the FBI. This is your final warning.
>>161992531
>unwanted cyber sexual assault
BY ME!
Truly Gochuumon has the most intelligent fan base on /a/.
>>161991893
>Age 15
This information is somehow important enough to be included in the image.
>>161992531
If anything Sharo is bullying me with her cute and irresistible body. As a father you should be more responsible and tell her to cover up.
>>161992531
Your daughter, Syaro, pleases old men for her own enjoyment, and accepts no payment
Is Chiya an autistic savant?
>>161993292
No. She's an amazing servant.
>>161993292
That's Cocoa. Chiya has retard strength.
>>161988699
Why the fuck is Maya so cute?
What mathematical term would you use to describe Syaro?
>>161993498
Singularity
>a point at which a given mathematical object is not defined, or a point of an exceptional set where it fails to be well-behaved in some particular way
She behaves in a way that makes my dick throb, and that's not a good behaviour at all - because a lot of other men have the same reaction to her. If it's some irresponsible criminal instead of the well-behaved me, she would get in a lot of trouble.
>>161993498
Open set
>>161993401
My indentured one!
>>161993498
Hamiltonian path.
>>161995317
My god, she sounds experienced!
>>161993498
Acute.
>>161993498
$10.50
>>161993498
a discount
Elsaß-Lothringen is German clay!
Syaro sure loves some thick, juicy sausages for her birthday!
>when you burn down your house to claim on your home insurance but then remembered you don't have home insurance
Why all the hate for Gochiusa? What did Sxaro ever do to you?
>>161997413
tip: use jpg:orig next time you download an image from twitter.
my wife chino is so cute
>>161999073
You mean MY wife Chino is so cute.
>>161999035
>he believes the meme
Twitter only resizes >1200x1200 images down to 1200x1200, otherwise :large is literally the exact same file as :orig for 99% of images.
What would Slavoj Zizek say about GochiUsa?
>recently changed my major to math
Shit, they're onto me
>>161999499
Why would you do that? Math is a heap of shite.
>>161998553
Sxarp killed my family.
>>162001731
How?
gay nerds love gay nerd shit (like anime).
>>162001731
Can she kill mine?
Cocoa is amazing.
>>161989174
Lawyers are smart without the autism so they're superior by default.
I want to get KILLED by Syaro!
>watch gochiusa
>300k starting
>>162002141
>Lawyers are smart without the autism
But that's wrong, silly.
>>162002637
Lawyers can be pretty sexy.
Geneticist here. Researching methods to make me look exactly like Syaro.
>>161988580
I'm a mathematician and I can confirm I love gochiusa
>>162003413
Cocoa is a rare exception.
What paradigm should one adopt when researching the phenomenon of Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka?
I realized that I can probably attend Chimame-tai live in Osaka, but I missed the ticket lottery they had. Anyone had experience buying tickets to events like this? Can I just walk up on the day of the event and buy a ticket from some scalper?