Why do so many boys want to fuck Shinji?

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>>161958539
Shinji is a cute girl

>>161958539
Hes cute

>>161958539
Cover his shirt, and the sides of his head. He literally looks like a woman

>>161958539
He's so beta and pathetic that people get the urge to protect him, which then translates to seeing him as a girl and wanting to fuck him.

They really just want to fuck a gentle faced Nadia.

>>161958539
>2017
>Not wanting to fuck Shinji

What are you gay?

>>161961919
Fun fact: Evangelion's artist literally took his previous design for Nadia and changed her hair. That's Shinji. He even admits to leaving in her feminine eyes.

>>161958539
Because he's a giant pussy

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>>161958539
He pleases men for a living.

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>>161958539
He's best girl (male).

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>>161966250
>"well then... Shall I have you as my dessert?"

>>161959915
no Shinji is a cute BOY delete this

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>>161966786
Boys don't have boobs

>>161966857
That's not the representation of how Shinji actually looks, dummy

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>>161967707
Yes it is

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Neon Genesis Evangelion. The religious symbolism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the references will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Shinji's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these references, to realize that they're not just sad- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike NGE truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the deepness in Shinji's existencial catchphrase "im so fucked up," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hideaki Anno's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rei body pillow. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>161967892
Is he trying to dry his pussy because it's getting too wet from the thought of anon's dick?

>>161967892
Prove it

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>>161968016
As if your dick is big enough to satisfy this slut

>>161966857
>Scans from Groundwork of Evangelion the Movie 2
What did they mean by this?

>>161968324
Shinji is canonically a tranny

>>161968622
Prove it

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>>161968083
Will my whole fist satisfy him, then?

>>161968782
That's not a canon picture
Still no proof

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>>161968908
Try two fists, he's been around

>>161968948
>that nipple
Jesus fucking christ there's only so much that my dick can take

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>>161969068
>ywn a slutty shinji

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Ikari no mune
Ikari no omomo
Ikari no KU RA HA GII

>>161966857
neither do girls that are worth your time

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>>161969632
Is that womb juice?

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>>161970253
It's old man splooge

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>>161970224
>tfw kabbalist
we can't let the goyim know about best girl

>>161970224
Second from bottom legitimately turns me on. How can anyone not love a giant woman?

I love Shinji so much that I would commit necrophilia on his dead body.

>>161971259
I want to drink Shinji's piss. It probably tastes like sweet ambrosia from the heavens.

>>161971324
Would you impregnate him so he can give birth to your soccerball babies?

>>161971553
Absolutely. I'd make him birth me an army of strong and beautiful sons.

>>161972201
Would you titty fuck him every night and kiss his forehead ?

i want to feed him estrogen pills and make him beg for my cock!

>>161973276
I sure would. Would you feed him hormones so he starts lactating and then drink his delicious, nourishing milk? And would you assure him that it's cute and not embarrassing when he squirts milk from you playing with his nipples during sex?

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>>161958539

Because even the staff at Gainax wants to, and boy does it show.

>>161958539
They're so fucked up