He is bored and will kill you unless you entertain him. How would

>>161957504
i'd kill myself

>>161957504
I will make him read One Piece.

>>161958223
You ded

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Show him best anime ever

>>161957504
Give him toloveru to read

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Do a little dance

>>161957504
Get him in 4chan. He'll never get anything done again.

>>161958615
Fuck off with your non anime bullshit

>>161958615
Make a little love?

>>161957504
Make him watch Kemono Friends. He will appreciate Soul Society more.

>>161958793
Eat a bullet plz.

>>161958615
go back there

>>161957504
put on a lot of silly hats in rapid succession

>>161957504
I'd let him pick whatever instrument as long as he lets me pick one more musician, and we would jam.
He seems like the kind of person who would appreciate a decent jam session.

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>>161957504
Since when were you under the impression you are not the one who has to entertain me?

>>161959319
I can't Morty *BURP* the teleporter gun is broken. Only a brain as puny as yours could forget such a *BUUURP* significant plot development. We're stuck here in *BURP* anime land, Morty. We're trapped in a sea of moeshit, waifus, and storylines that don't actually make any sense but evoke enough emotion that people are willing to watch them anyway. *BURP*. Get it now, Morty? Might as well strip down and fap, that's all there is to do here. *disrobes BURRRP*

I show him the Bleach manga to allow him to use his now perfect foresight to defeat Ichigo.
He was the true hero all along, soul society needs to go.

>>161957504
Give him a blowjob.

>>161957504

Stab my 16 year old sister with my katana.

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>>161957504

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>>161957504
Oh I'll "entertain" him all right.
*unzips dick*