You will never know the pure stupid joy of eating bananas

4chan is a US website. Bananas are plentiful here and common breakfast food.

It's fairly common, I think it's dumb to eat tubes of radioactive sugar for breakfast though.

Does it count if I make a banana and strawberry smoothie every morning?

>>161912529
Are suggesting that I can't buy bananas in a shop and eat some tomorrow morning? Do you know something I don't?

>>161912870
PUT THE WATER IN FIRST. VERY IMPORTANT TO PUT THE WATER IN FIRST!

>>161912529
I've heard bananas are bad for eating on an empty stomach

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>>161912529
I actually developed a sudden allergy towards them a couple of years ago. Imagine swelling up, burning, suffocating and itching until you bleed after eating something you like. Feels bad man...

>>161914250
imagine if you lived in 80,000 BC and you were in the tropics and bananas were the only food around and you didn't have an epinephrine stabbing needle
what would have happened then?

bakana

>>161914316
I'd probably try and cook them to destroy any possible allergens and try that. I've actually eaten them a couple times just to be sure I was allergic and they all pretty much ended badly. Also wtf kind of tropics only have one kind of food? Might as well be a plantation.

Either that or I'd try eating my hand.

>>161912529
I do this pretty regularly, actually. Banans are filling and a quick and easy breakfast when you have places you need to be.

I've got a banana for that aho.

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>>161912529
TFW when scrolling down the catalog & op couldn't be more wrong.

>>161912870
Women can't cook.

>>161912529
But I'm literally doing that right now

I fucking love bananas. They're a great snack, and they give me energy quickly - though I suspect that it's the taste and the pleasant texture which actually has that effect.

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>>161912529
My mom used to make these for desserts, fucking top tier.