Sum up eva in 4 words

Overrated piece of crap

>>161863114
pretentious pile of shit

>>161863114
Everything gets fucked up.

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>>161863114
I don't really understand

Shinji stop the whining

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>>161863114
Why am I alive?

>>161863114
Get in the robot

get in the robot

>>161863114
I KNOW I'VE LET

>>161863194
>>161863201
Wow dudes nice meme.

What was Gendo doing?

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>>161863114
What is this bullshit?

>>161863114
I hate you dad!

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too deep for you

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>>161863114
Semen in comatose girls.

>>161863114
Bible words sound deep

>>161863114
grow a pair shinji

The definition of kino

>>161863374
The movie isn't convoluted.

best anime ever made

>>161863114
Gendo is best dad.

Rei a best girl

red blue purple grey

Conglaturations (x4)

fucked by the angels

>>161863114
>Im so fucked up

Just gen in Shinji.

Asuka best girl forever

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Is that code geass

>>161863114
Get in the cockpit

overrated code geass clone

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>>161863932
Karl is that you?

>>161863114
O MY MOTHER'S SOUL

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>>161863114
Rei is a shit.

Lets try that again

>>161864817
That wins the thread.

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The. Best. Anime. Ever.

>>161863114
I feel like dying

>>161864278
You can suck my dick

>>161863932
The number of things that could have been avoided if shinji got in the girls, the guy or the fucking robot.

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>>161865042
That's not four words.

>>161863114
It's actually pretty smart

>>161863114
Belongs in the trash

>>161865115
Suck my dick, faggot

>>161865168
Getting better, mister shitposter.

>>161863114
it sucks

>>161863114
Rei is best girl.

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merchandise merchandise merchandise merchandise

>>161863114
retarded bullshit trash waifus

>>161863114
Am I retarded?

>>161865257
I don't get why people get so butthurt about NGE having fucktons of merchandise.

>>161863114
4chan's obsessed with it.

>>161865257
>Rei's "kill me now" grimace-smile

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>>161865299
SOME merchandising is fine, but Eva takes it way too far to the point where it becomes ridiculous. Anno is almost as much of a whore as George Lucas.

>>161863114
asuka_ is best girl.

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>>161865299
Anno publicly complained about this exact thing, before he gained control of the license and the merch went berserk at the same time he started calling Eva his own soul. That's hilarious and we're celebrating it.

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>>161865446
>implying you wouldn't eva doritos if you had the chance

I sure would since the bags look cool. I don't have issues with merchandising outside of the movie, but when I was watching 2.0 and saw doritos, thats goin a bit far.

get in your mother

>>161863114
depression =/= good writing

Could have been better

Kaworu please fuck me

>>161863114
Get in the godzilla

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>>161863114
>>161866430
>Anno stop stalking me

I wanna fuck Asuka

Ideon, Gundam, and Ultraman

>>161865760
>>161865731
>>161865446
>>161865299
Four words only, fags.

poor man's code geass

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>>161863114
Shinji is actually Nadia.

>>161866757
Is that why he looks good in a maid outfit?

>>161863114
overrated trash beta's like

>>161863114
What a cluster fuck

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>>161866882
Yup. FOUR WORDS, FAGGOT.

>>161863152
>pretentious
done in one

>>161863114
Shinji is a pussy.

>>161866530
>>161867026
Only four if summarizing

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TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

>>161863114
God damn crazy fucks.

>>161867166
wrong

Deconstructive alien psycho shit

Kaworu's penis in Shinji

>>161863114
psychobabble robot waifu trash

out with that gay shit

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(it) all returns to nothing

It's okay at best

Gay faggot homo desu

>>161863114
Too deep for you

>>161863114
It keeps TUMBLING DOWN

Only for literal homosexuals

Latin words sound smart

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makes me feel smart

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>>161863114
The internet cant decide

Please love me daddy.

very nice, child labor

>>161863114
Asuka is best girl.

>>161863114
Connect with other people.

>>161863114

Tomino anime extra depression

RIDE THE FUCKING ROBOT

Anno loves otaku money.

Suffering gives you happiness.

Anon is not funny.

>>161863114
Everything is Gendo's fault

They are 14. Gross

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REI IS BEST GIRL

Don't lose your way!

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Kaworu and Asuka OTP

Hideaki "Gainax Gasser" Anno

Mother of the year.

>>161869645
you sound like a contrarian who'd call Citizen Kane pretentious.

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masterful deconstructing character study

>>161874223
>>>/tv/

>>161863114
Made original anime viable

>>161874313
I'd use anime parallels but there aren't any. No anime has completely defined what a good anime should be like Citizen Kane has defined what a good movie should be.

>>161874403
You're in a thread for it.

Kiss the babysitter, now.

Fantasy fulfillment for NEETs

>>161863114
Every Villain Is Lemons

I want.to fuck Rei

Japanese robots, Christian fanfiction

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>>161865760
>I don't have issues with merchandising outside of the movie, but when I was watching 2.0 and saw doritos, thats goin a bit far.

Hold on, I just got to this post. Is there legitimately some Michael Bay-level product placement in the Rebuild movies?

>>161875111
You should used "wanna"

>>161875644
Cant remember where, but i think yes.
Also misatos fridge in 1.11 is full of product placement.

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>>161875644
It's a little clever.

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>>161865299

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>>161876040
The reaction is horror.

holy shit just talk

>>161865299
Why would anyone buy merchandise of One flew over the cuckoo's nest with mechas? What's next? 9/11 pancakes?

>>161863114
You (don't) understand it.

>>161863114
Not this shit again

>>161863114
Just watch Madoka Instead.

>>161863114
I liked it ok

>>161863114
Emotional storytelling upsets aspies

>>161863114
everybody is sad, hi

Too Much Fucking Filler

coping with daddy issues

>>161878305
Female protags are unenjoyable

indecisive child ruins everything

Troubled teens end humanity

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Get In The Mech

Nervous
Erection
Reaches
Vagina
Wait, that's only EoE

>>161863114
Get in the Robot.

>>161863114
Shit, Shittiest, Shitastic, Shitacular

>>161880303
It is not shit

Ultraman
Fanfiction
With
Ideon

>tfw had a dream last night where Shinji cucked AU Asuka with Miyabi from GTO

What the fug lads

>>161863114
Jews conspire...scare kid.

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>>161863114
Existential Metaphysical Mumbo Jumbo

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>>161863735
Rei isn't even human

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>>161870523
someone finally gets it

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>>161872662
Unit 01 best girl

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>>161874934
Hey kid, wanna /ss/?

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>>161878420
Eva's not about mechas

>>161880603
I dunno in real life if I give the wrong answer/make a mistake i'll probably lose my job

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>>161880209
Shinji Ikari never scores

We are all fourteen

Those characters are insane

Big potential; never used.

>>161863114
holy fuck everything fucked

>>161863114
People projected too much

Must not run away

>>161863114

four remakes, yet worsens

Four Words Not Quite Enough

For fucks sake Shinji

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Underrated groundbreaking masterful art

>>161863114
All girls are best

Congratulations
Congratulations
Congratulations
Congratulations

>>161863152
Pretensious how?

asuka is best girl

it was okay

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>>161863114
Just according to scenario.