How come I never watched this before?

Because you likely chose to not give it a chance when it first aired, I would assume.

I can't believe Kuuko is dead

>>161825622
Because it's good, and you're probably a faggot.

Because the tsundere MC is unbearable.

Knowing Lovecraft and playing DD, it's really hard to imagine an eldritch god as a cute girl

because you're a normie? thats one of the core anime that is a must to watch. like zero no tsukaima

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what a qt

because it's bad
t. downloaded because lovecraft and then deleted 2 episodes in

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>comes back from honeymoon with husband nowhere to be seen

If the MC doesn't want Nyaruko, I'd take her instead.

>>161827607
I read the other day from some anon that they get married and Nyaruko rapes him to death

>>161827607
back off pal

>>161828662
>Ever putting your dick in an eldritch horror

Why would you do this? There are plenty of normal and cute girls out there.

>>161828662

I'd like a source on that. Its sometimes suffering not to be able to read moon for LNs and stuff

>>161829141
Dude, she's way out of your league. She needs a real man.

>>161828662
He doesn't die, but he definitely gets fucked violently.

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Reminder

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>>161830147
Mmmmmm....

because the name is hard to remember so nobody talks about it.

>>161830147
I'd still fuck her. Eldritch abomination or not.

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>>161829196
>Denying the love of an eldritch horror
Bit of a risk if you ask me.

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>>161825722
This

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>>161828662
I'm going to need a source on that

>>161830394
NURU NURU~

>>161828662
He only dies a little bit, but he gets better.

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>>161830505

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>>161830147

How long would it take, do you think, before you succumbed to Nyaruko's charms?

>>161831797
Less than a day, probably.

this was my first anime

it was the anime that got me into anime

CYCLONE

>>161831797

I'd pretend to be unreceptive for a while. Really build up the tension.
I'm sure she'd locate my exact fetish eventually, and at that point there will be no turning back.

>>161831797
I wouldn't let her win.

>>161831797
Literally eternity. Even with Kuuko gone I still have my smoking hot mom and cute blue loli.

>>161825622
Because you're a faggot OP. Who only want to watch LGBT shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ReSKnPhenU

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>>161829208
>>161830394

>>161825696
Holy shit, just looked it up

>>161832602
there was a sticky the day we first heard the news.

>>161831797
Since Kuuko exists, I'd pick her instead

>>161825622
terrible Frenchman

>>161827049
Indeed. While I love moe and SOL, they really should have made it creepier like >>161826673

Nyaruko is so hella charming that she actually carries the entire anime. Unfortunately stupid fucking Hasuta drags it down just as much

This show is literally Anime References: The Anime.

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>>161832664
>Since Kuuko exists
Anon, I...

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>>161831797
It's already happened.

>>161832904
>Nyaruko is so hella charming that she actually carries the entire anime
What? She was the worst thing about S2. Kuuko hard carried this entire trainwreck.

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>>161832438
>Nyaruko will never rape you

Life is suffering

>>161827607
She's a terrible Frenchman

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>>161831797
Literally centuries

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>>161833415
DELET

>>161828662
Death would be a mercy compared to what he experienced.

This show is unbelievably bad. I want to like it, i enjoy moe romcom shit. I love the intros and the stupid premise. Cthuga looks great and nyaruko's voice is a 10/10.
But i can't sit through a single episode without getting bored out of my mind hoping the writer's either do something non-cliche with their good setting or hoping at least we get some good softcore porn scenes but i've yet to see one. I'm one of those fags who hated eromanga sensei with a passion, but this show is significantly worse than that schlop.

Good op second season though, 9/10

>>161834412
I've lost count of the contradictions here.

>>161834412
I still had fun, but it really wasn't what I imagined from the premise of cosmic horrors helplessly enthralled by otaku culture.

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>>161834412
that's why you watch it at 1.5 speed

>>161834412
It's pretty subpar, some good characters ruined by poor direction and dull fork MC

>>161834412
Its like to-love ru with no ecchiness desu

>>161835545
Another show i've tried to watch. May actually push through that one due to the porn

>>161832438
>deny her the dick
>damn finnaly bursts
>get the san fucked out of you

Only yourself to blame Mahiro

>>161825622
IS THAT A..........MOTHERFUCKING.............KAMEN RIDER.........REFERENCE

>>161832438
Thats not death, probably not even SAN 0, just a very harsh experience.
He must endure. Thats the role of the cock. It can never lose.

>>161835905
Mahiro-san was merely delaying the inevitable, had he given her the D early on it would have the same outcome regardless. Never put your dick in a eldritch abomination.

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>>161836634
Captcha ate my pic

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>>161835931

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>>161825622
Go away

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>>161836660
This bitch deserved to get raped.

>>161836761
Reported.

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>>161836634
Delaying the inevitable only makes it worse. Proper care and sexing of your eldritch abomination ensures minimal san loss and a happier eldritch abomination..

Do you REALLY want an angry eldritch abomination because you refused them the hot dickings?

>>161836634
Is he giving the D or taking the T?

>>161836895
>wanted the dick since day 1
>not afraid of getting kinky/nude in front of his lover
>constant teasing
>yandere potential
>can shape shift to tailor fit your taste and preferences
>Kana Asumi
Mahiro-san have my deepest respect for not sticking it in her for the longest time. How does he even do it. Not having quality doujins for Nyaruko is the greatest sin against humanity.

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>>161830147
another reminder

the jokes in this were just so week.

>>161825826
>Knowing Lovecraft and playing DD, it's really hard to imagine an eldritch god as a cute girl
It is not any stranger than taking the form of an Egyptian Pharaoh.

>>161832438
Not one big death, but lots of little deaths.