You can't win against c---

i want to fuck a cat

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Crab? I guess that's true, unless you're an immortal vampire loli.

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>>161823822 bat is best you faggot.

against snail?

>>161823822
cock____________?

You mean that girl that had an entire series and one of the most emotional episodes in the whole franchise dedicated to her, but gets more and more forgotten as the series goes on and now is almost fading into complete irrelevance even though she's supposedly the MC's romantic pair? Sure, she has nothing on a girl that's more attractive and has 200 fucking arcs and scenes dedicated to her which are always the same fucking shit.

Isin is a hack

>>161824378
>crab poster
nobody cares about your shitty waif anon

>>161824257
My motherfucking nigga

>>161823822
God, Nisio has a shit tier fetish. Crab and her looked so much better with long hair.

>>161824585
What gives you that impression? I'm just telling what happened, never implied that I favor Crab, it's just really obvious that as it stands now she's only Araragi's girlfriend so that you have a excuse for him denying the advance from other girls.

>>161824967
Nah, Shinobu is number one always and forever mate.

>>161825012
It doesn't look like you actually read my posts. If Shinobu is truly number one, that just reinforces my post even more.

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>>161823822

WHAT THE FUCK

you can't see butt cheeks at this angle. come on people

>>161825012
Shinobu is more than just a girlfriend or lover.

Remember that the two Nendoroid stories are canon, and as such Senjougahara kissed Ononoki and Shinobu can duplicate herself.

>>161825081
yeah, Shinobu is still No.1

>>161824600
Hanekawa looked better with long hair, but still looks good with short. Hitagi situation is a lot worse though, she looks like a drug addicted with her post Bake hair.

>>161825127
It's called assfangs, newfag.

https://exhentai.org/g/1109969/b706bc77a0/

>>161825210

this shit started like 5 years ago and got popular

why is beyond me.

Bat is the best girl

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>>161825231
>>>>>>>>>>ntr
not sure if it's even worth looking through it, only a couple of his newer ones don't have that cancer

>>161825186
I'm sure a 800 years old vampire must be proud having the affection of a teenager who gives affection to literally everyone he meets. It's almost like a mongrel who wiggles his tail to everyone choosing you as a owner.

>>161825404
Almost every Monogatari doujin has NTR though

>>161825685
Only the Kanbaru ones really focus on it though. All of the other ones Araragi just pretends that he doesn't have a girlfriend or a soul he's bonded with.

Alternatively it goes the Bloody Okojo route and it features both Gahara and Shinobu at the same time.

>>161825749
What about this one:
https://exhentai.org/g/693198/5915ff9e97/

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>>161823822
>You can't win against cock as in chicken as in bird
Agreed!

>>161825879
That's just poorly drawn.

The only Hanekawa doujins worth anyone's time are the Kanbaru fanfiction one and the one where Karen coerces her into sex and Senjougahara walks in.

>>161826094
Don't care for Hanekawa at all but this one is fairly nice.
https://exhentai.org/g/1017086/961556ec6c/

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>>161823822
>not appreciating both crab and cat

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>>161826255

>>161826094
>poorly drawn
It looks fine to me honestly, not the epitome of art, but fappable enough.

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>>161826255

>>161826094
Nadeko doujins that don't involve other girls are pretty good. Too bad there's so few of them.

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>>161826805
The only girls that don't have at least one good doujin are Phoenix and Math.

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>>161826753

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cat is softest

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>>161826857
This doujin is so good.

>>161826847
https://exhentai.org/g/512591/d071b889de/
https://exhentai.org/g/754789/f5f5823094/

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>>161826847

Math I can understand, but how can bird have no doujins? They'd practically write themselves

>>161827030
What I'm saying is that Birb has no good solo doujins. Every single one is with Karen and Karen usually gets the spotlight. Like the one where they throw beans at Shinobu and get them stuck in their vaginas.

>>161827030
She's attractive, but probably one of the most meh characters in the series. She just isn't very memorable compared to the other girls and drawing a doujin is a lot of work, so most artists won't do it about her I guess.

>>161826891
besto

>>161827199
There's a lot of great themes you can work in there, though. For example, Fake vs Real breasts

>>161826255
>crab
retard

>>161827361
>retard
retard.

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>>161827361

>>161827404
>>161827458
>crabs
t. losers

>>161827549
Not a crabfag, but why do you have such a hate boner for her? Still salty that she won?

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>>161827549
>he doesn't want to be in a loving relationship with a traumatized ex-athlete pervert
Homo.

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I wan to kiss Karen's cute tummy.

>>161827898
Karen change in hair is only behind Crab in terms of ruining the character's appearance. She went from one of the most attractive girls to completely unappealing

>>161826255
>Araragis' gf had sex with cat before he did

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>>161827986
Crab is a witch who can change hair length at will, so Karen has it much worse.

>>161827986
Crab looked cute w/ short hair when she wore the beanie.

>>161827986
What fucked Karen up was that they drew her face completely differently after Nise. She went from :) to :}

>>161828237
cute maybe, but not exactly attractive like she was in Bake.

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>>161827898
I want to fuck Ougi's tight butt

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How do you go from this

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>>161828568
To this

>>161826033
best girl

>>161828568
>>161828597
We've been over this. She can change her hair length at will.

>>161828568
>>161828597
At least her personality improved.

>>161828792
It didn't really improve, though. It just slowly started reverting to pre-illness Gahara.

>>161828792
How so? She barely appears after Bake and became much more boring. Even if you dislike her aggressive personality or the way she insults Araragi that didn't change much.

>>161823822
Who is more intelligent, Cat or Kyouko Okitegami?

By the way, for those who haven't checked out the live action adaptation of The Memorandum of Kyouko Okitegami, you should. It's awesome (so far).

>>161823822

Sorry I'd rather have the girl whose actually willing to stick around rather than the one whose living an eternal mid life crisis trying to become an exorcist.

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Why was Ougi in a black dress not animated?