Sir Integra Hellsing has ordered Alucard to slay you. Your only

>>161801853
Well I'd have Alucard, so I guess I'd be fine.

>>161801853
I watched Hellsing Ultimate last.

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I wonder if Araragi with Shinobu stand a chance.
If Kokorowatari can instant kill him then maybe.

>>161801900
>>161801948
ok we got this joke out of the way

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>>161801853
Last anime I watched was classroom of the elite...obviously 50% man annihilates alucard.

who was the protag in Boku no hero academia, again？

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>>161801853
>New Game!
>Make a post on /a/ showing Aoba is real and give a timestamp, say how Alucard is going to kill her if she doesn't get help!
>Suddenly I have 100s of /a/nons as an army protecting Aoba protecting me

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Ganbare, Sakura-chan!

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>>161801853
Are we talking pre-Schrödinger or post-Schrödinger Alucard here?

They're on different power levels entirely.

>>161802229
He would just find a way to get out of helping you and you'd be dead.

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>>161801853
Back to hell with you, demon!

>>161802787
What's the difference?

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>>161802848
Post-Schrödinger Alucard is pretty much omnipotent. As long as he recognizes himself he exists.

Pre-Schrödinger Alucard could still be defeated as long as you kill all the souls he absorbed.

>>161802682
>using anons as protection
If you hide behind huge pile of shit I think it isn't too much against Alucard

>>161802997
/a/nons are pawns meant to beat Alucard with sheer numbers, Aoba is my last line of defense.

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>>161801853
I'm dead.

I thought he lost majority of his power after his absorption?

His drill is the drill that make the heaven!

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>>161801853
>tfw can't remember

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You're fucked no matter what, because Alucard always wins. No matter how contrived it may be.

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I think I'm fucked...

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I'm sure Yang wouldn't mind if I lived in his house for a while

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>>161801853
Easy win.

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>>161801853
> Jinrui

ouch.
I should at least tell Watashi to run the fuck away, so at least she won't be murdered.

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>>161801853

You ain't coming into my brick house without an invitation.

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>>161801853
I'm alright.

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>>161801853
>smartphone Jesus
I'm in safe hands

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>>161801853
>SoL protag
Grovel for mercy with the intensity of a thousand suns and hope that I am spared.

>>161803943
Alucards already dead. what's he going to do exactly?

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>>161801853

>>161803943
The Death Note only kills mortals.

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>>161801853
>Golgo 13
I'm fine.
At any rate, an amazing penis.

>>161804173
I don't think he can do anything against Alucard.

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>watched an episode of Non Non Biyori Repeat
I-I´m counting on you Renge

>>161801853
Altair counts as the protagonist from re:creators so i'm fine

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Ange.
I dont think I'll make it so might as well ask Ange for a fuck before dying.

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Is not Alucard bullshit Mary Sue Strong with pot armor as thick as the phone catalog?

>>161804612
It is, but it's kinda funny.

Last thing I saw was that smartphone one. I'm probably fine that fucker can do anything plus he literally has god on speed dial.

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I'm safe. He'll be treated to a delicious meal he's never had before and be too busy internally monologuing about its different components to kill me.

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Probably fucked.

>>161802814
I know where he came from, and I can send him back.
He has to help me.

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her pig tails will destroy him. he stands no chance.

>>161805158
He is smarter than you. I am sorry but you're fucked.

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>>161804328
I wouldn't be so sure

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>>161801853
Would Geass even work on him?

>>161805337
I have sensei with in my debt, and I'm even more intelligent, nihilistic and have a more wicked sense of humor than he does.
I'm even better at pretending to be average.

Chinese Electric Batman.

I don't think I'm gonna have much of a shot here.

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I mean, spiral power is pretty bullshit, I think I might be okay.

>Touma
well fuck, unless his arm gets cut off I am fucked.

>>161805491
It worked on God so yes

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Strongest vampire vs strongest vampire
May have a chance...

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>>161805844
I'm in safe hands

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>>161805692
>I'm even better at pretending to be average.

>>161802292
Bakugou

>>161804328
Only humans can kill monsters my dude

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I don't think I'll make it, but considering how fucking broken she is she might be able to put up a fight.

>>161801853
Kenshiro.

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I mean...

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Just being close to this guy will make him want to kill himself so I'll be fine

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I'm fucked

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Would convince Alucard to join his side. I'd be fine.

Watched the OPM.
Does Saitama count as a saviour?
I'll probably be fucked if Alucard attacks me on a Saturday sale because Saitama won't be around.

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Akariiin!
Her lack of presence renders us both invisible.

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I'm in good hands.

R, right?

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>Hibiki

Welp I guess I'm fucked

>>161801853
Jean Sta0wind.

I sure hope he has caster shells on him.

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>>161801853
she could sacred turn undead him r-right?

>>161809255
Well she has yet to fail to befriend.

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I'm probably fine.

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I guess I'm fucked.

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>>161806430
Zawa...
Zaaa... waaa....

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>>161801853
fug :DDD

>>161801853
I just finished Shippuuden. That battle would be ridiculous, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't buy that OAV and make people watch it.

>>161806723
Get in the vampire, Shinji.

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>last watched DBS

Hope Alucard is ready for it.

>inb4 muh Schrödinger
Exists everywhere in the universe, but if the universe ceases to exist, he dies with it.

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I t was good while it lasted.

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Your Name

Yeah I'd say I'm fucked

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I think I'll be fine.
Alucard is about to get fucked up by a GOD.

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>>161801853
He's fucked, along with whatever town we happen to be in.

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D has some crazy-ass feats in the novel, right? Either way it'd be fun to watch.

>Sakura Quest
Hooo, boy.

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I believe Nee-san can take him on.

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>>161801853
we dead

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Probably gonna die, but I at least have a shot.

>>161801853
Ranma
Well I'm fucked.

If its end of series Alucard the best you can hope for even if you watched Dragonball was that they could delay him enough for you to live your life and die before he came back for you.

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help

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>>161801853
i mean, if anyone can do it, it's Trevor right?
i'm good

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>>161814050
also fuck netflix, 4 episodes and then literal years of wait until the next 4?
fuckers, the lot o' them.

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>>161801853
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unaware of Loss
Nor aware of gain
Withstood pain to create weapons, waiting for one's arrival
I have no regrets. This is the only path
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works

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>>161801853
I'm okay I think

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>>161801853
>squid girl vs alucard

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>>161801853
Isekai wa Smartphone

Safe.

>>161814479
Yer ded.

>>161801853
I can't remember the last anime I watched. But I don't care, I welcome Alucard to come murder me.

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>>161807988
just how weak to bananas is alucard anyway

>>161813288
>D has some crazy-ass feats in the novel, right?
Slashing throught time and space, moving at the spedd of light and being unrestrained by fate just to name a few, so I think you're safe.

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>>161801853
I think I'm safe

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>>161801853
Can he survive a tank running over him?
If yes, well, i'm done, i guess.

>>161801853

Knights and magic. I would say that i'm pretty safe if I too get my own mecha

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>>161815647
Ezy i got strongest demon on my side

>>161801853
ok, who is actually the protag of Re:Creators anyway?
but I guess, I am fucked anyway

Luffy will go 5th gear and annihilate and HE HAS HIS CREW.

>>161811464

Don't forget, Schrodinger didn't have to exist in the universe.

Schrodinger literally chose to exist in the shattering fragments of someone's memory temporarily.

>Rewatching Raildex
Can Touma cancel out vampirism?

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>>161801853
Alucard better get that ass ready for a hammering

>>161802989
Ok but did he still retain his powers post-Schrödinger?

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>>161815574
Don't give him ideas. There's few things as scary as giving Alucard new ideas on how to kill you.

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>>161801853

Yeaaah Im good

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I dont think Pink Sakura would be very helpful

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Kamiyama, Im fucked

>>161809783
She's not the protag tho

>Goku

I don't know if he'd have enough stamina to defeat him.

>>161816349
Post-Schrödinger Alucard doesn't have any additional souls within himself because they interfere with his ability to recognize himself as a single being. Any abilities he got from others within him and any familiars he had would be gone, but he maintains his skills with guns and his absurd vampire physical abilities, but now with 100% omnipresence.

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Evaluate my chances anons.

i watched the terrible 1st movie of tiger & bunny.
so i would be dead

>>161801853

I know it's not technically anime. But I would like to see Alucard go up against Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon

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>>161801853
>Are you fucked?

Nope.

>>161801853
fug i just watched kakegurui

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>psycho pass movie

Guess I'm fucked. Maybe I can beg for my life in exchange for working for them.

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>>161801853
>Are you fucked?
He'd put up a fight, but yes.

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>>161801853
I'm the worlds most fucked man.

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>>161801853
Maybe?

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I wouldn't go as far as to say I'm fine, but I'm going to be a hell of a lot better off than most.

I'll be fine

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>>161818534
With picture this time

>>161801853
Jokes on you I was just rewatching hellsing

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>>161813248
>>161817992
Superior taste.

>>161801853
Dragon Quest VI is anime, right? The characters are all designed by Akira Toriyama so it totally counts, right?

>>161814050
Not anime.

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>Yumeko
Maybe she can convice him to settle things with gambling.

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Safe

>>161821319
Nah.

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Don't hurt Fubuki-chan please

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>>161803654
Wrong protag friend. We are saved.

>>161803701
It said protagonist, desu.
So unless we talk about post Schrödinger Alucard, the empire will just nuke him from orbit

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Physics Canceller gg no re

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>>161801853
Well, vlad was also a shota for the ottomans, maybe he can change to girlycard and have a nice time with us

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>>161801853
I'm in trouble guys

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>>161801853
Yeah I'm fucked

>>161801853
Goku. I'm fine.

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O MY HOLOPSICON

>>161803175
Same here.

>>161813288
>D vs Alucard

Would be worth seeing for the taunting alone. Not sure what he would think of a Dunpeal. Plus wouldn't D technically be his son?

>>161825191
>dunpeal
isn't that just a really bad transliteration of Damphir?

>>161825191
The battle itself wouldn't be that great. D is overpowered and would murder him in cold blood. Seen Lina, Goku, and Saitama mentioned in this threads. Wish people would refrain from mentioning characters who can destroy the world a million times over and are clearly stronger than OP's character in these sort of threads. Surviving Alucard doesn't mean having to kill him.

Best choice is probably Dante.

That dragon maid bitch.

Probably she would help him kill me, but if she decided to help me she would only have to send me to another dimension.

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It's simple, I cum inside her and even though I may die, my child will live on and will eventually avenge my death

>>161823590
Not sure how she could kill him, but there's no way he's winning against her.

does the castlevania series counts? cause if so i think i am pretty safe.

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I am fine. Perfectly fine.

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Well if they can summon their Personas, maybe. Otherwise I'm boned

>>161825572
Dante is pretty OP himself.

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It could be much worse, but it's still not looking good.

>>161816169
Cut off his arm when he's not looking and hope for the best.

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Someone already posted Aho, so I'll go with my last manga protagonist.

I'd be good

>Goku
gg easy

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Better question, how fucked is Alucard?

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Probably depends on if which protag is protecting me.

>>161802125
Full powered Shinobu definitely.