Sir Integra Hellsing has ordered Alucard to slay you. Your only defense is the protag of the last anime you saw.
Are you fucked?
I wonder if Araragi with Shinobu stand a chance.
If Kokorowatari can instant kill him then maybe.
Last anime I watched was classroom of the elite...obviously 50% man annihilates alucard.
>Make a post on /a/ showing Aoba is real and give a timestamp, say how Alucard is going to kill her if she doesn't get help!
>Suddenly I have 100s of /a/nons as an army protecting Aoba protecting me
Are we talking pre-Schrödinger or post-Schrödinger Alucard here?
They're on different power levels entirely.
Back to hell with you, demon!
Post-Schrödinger Alucard is pretty much omnipotent. As long as he recognizes himself he exists.
Pre-Schrödinger Alucard could still be defeated as long as you kill all the souls he absorbed.
You're fucked no matter what, because Alucard always wins. No matter how contrived it may be.
I'm sure Yang wouldn't mind if I lived in his house for a while
I should at least tell Watashi to run the fuck away, so at least she won't be murdered.
You ain't coming into my brick house without an invitation.
I'm in safe hands
Grovel for mercy with the intensity of a thousand suns and hope that I am spared.
At any rate, an amazing penis.
>watched an episode of Non Non Biyori Repeat
I-I´m counting on you Renge
I dont think I'll make it so might as well ask Ange for a fuck before dying.
Is not Alucard bullshit Mary Sue Strong with pot armor as thick as the phone catalog?
I'm safe. He'll be treated to a delicious meal he's never had before and be too busy internally monologuing about its different components to kill me.
her pig tails will destroy him. he stands no chance.
Would Geass even work on him?
I mean, spiral power is pretty bullshit, I think I might be okay.
Strongest vampire vs strongest vampire
May have a chance...
I'm in safe hands
>I'm even better at pretending to be average.
I don't think I'll make it, but considering how fucking broken she is she might be able to put up a fight.
Just being close to this guy will make him want to kill himself so I'll be fine
Would convince Alucard to join his side. I'd be fine.
Her lack of presence renders us both invisible.
sacred turn undeadhim r-right?
I just finished Shippuuden. That battle would be ridiculous, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't buy that OAV and make people watch it.
Get in the vampire, Shinji.
>last watched DBS
Hope Alucard is ready for it.
>inb4 muh Schrödinger
Exists everywhere in the universe, but if the universe ceases to exist, he dies with it.
I think I'll be fine.
Alucard is about to get fucked up by a GOD.
He's fucked, along with whatever town we happen to be in.
D has some crazy-ass feats in the novel, right? Either way it'd be fun to watch.
Probably gonna die, but I at least have a shot.
Well I'm fucked.
If its end of series Alucard the best you can hope for even if you watched Dragonball was that they could delay him enough for you to live your life and die before he came back for you.
i mean, if anyone can do it, it's Trevor right?
also fuck netflix, 4 episodes and then literal years of wait until the next 4?
fuckers, the lot o' them.
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unaware of Loss
Nor aware of gain
Withstood pain to create weapons, waiting for one's arrival
I have no regrets. This is the only path
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works
Isekai wa Smartphone
just how weak to bananas is alucard anyway
>D has some crazy-ass feats in the novel, right?
Slashing throught time and space, moving at the spedd of light and being unrestrained by fate just to name a few, so I think you're safe.
Can he survive a tank running over him?
If yes, well, i'm done, i guess.
Ezy i got strongest demon on my side
Alucard better get that ass ready for a hammering
Don't give him ideas. There's few things as scary as giving Alucard new ideas on how to kill you.
Yeaaah Im good
I dont think Pink Sakura would be very helpful
Post-Schrödinger Alucard doesn't have any additional souls within himself because they interfere with his ability to recognize himself as a single being. Any abilities he got from others within him and any familiars he had would be gone, but he maintains his skills with guns and his absurd vampire physical abilities, but now with 100% omnipresence.
>psycho pass movie
Guess I'm fucked. Maybe I can beg for my life in exchange for working for them.
>Are you fucked?
He'd put up a fight, but yes.
I'm the worlds most fucked man.
I wouldn't go as far as to say I'm fine, but I'm going to be a hell of a lot better off than most.
Maybe she can convice him to settle things with gambling.
Wrong protag friend. We are saved.
Physics Canceller gg no re
Well, vlad was also a shota for the ottomans, maybe he can change to girlycard and have a nice time with us
The battle itself wouldn't be that great. D is overpowered and would murder him in cold blood. Seen Lina, Goku, and Saitama mentioned in this threads. Wish people would refrain from mentioning characters who can destroy the world a million times over and are clearly stronger than OP's character in these sort of threads. Surviving Alucard doesn't mean having to kill him.
Best choice is probably Dante.
It's simple, I cum inside her and even though I may die, my child will live on and will eventually avenge my death
Well if they can summon their Personas, maybe. Otherwise I'm boned
It could be much worse, but it's still not looking good.
Someone already posted Aho, so I'll go with my last manga protagonist.
I'd be good
Probably depends on if which protag is protecting me.